It's another Sunday...well, actually, for us idlers, the day of the week is meaningless...
After staying at home doing nothing for so many days, I suddenly discovered that our family was almost bored to the point of losing our temper.
Needless to say, the Loli trio of the past, and today’s Loli five with the addition of Lilina and Viska. Their ability to avoid taking to the streets to engage in terrorism is already a sign of my good deeds in my previous life. Sandora is even more
I have been living a little pig life at home, eating, eating, eating again, and sleeping after eating. My sister no longer has to go out to work. Qianqian is currently skipping school for a long time. Anyway, she has shared the knowledge with the Xiling technicians.
They are already far beyond a dozen levels of human civilization, and there is really no need to go to class. As for me...just like Qianqian, after all, our original goal in life is to eat and die and wait for death, right?
There are two other permanent members of the family, one is Alaya and the other is Anweina. Which one of them do you think is suitable for going out to find something to do?
So, we just lived a happy life of waiting for our hair to grow...
"I don't think we can go on like this."
During dinner, my sister, who had always been gentle, suddenly showed a serious expression and spoke in a serious tone.
Then Little Paopao, who was sitting next to her and waiting for her sister to feed her, immediately raised her hands in the air in agreement.
...A certain little idiot who can't speak a word has his own opinion, but we are still confused...
"I said, let's at least find something to do, right?" Sister-in-law looked around and found a circle of confused eyes, and immediately felt a little discouraged, "We are almost getting moldy..."
"oh……"
Everyone will understand together.
It seems that my sister, who has been working hard since childhood, finally couldn't stand this kind of beautiful life like a rice noodle, and decided to find something to relieve boredom.
"But what to do?" We also agree with my sister's suggestion. After all, living a life of just waiting to die while saving the world is so extreme that it's almost painful. Although such a leisurely life is quite comfortable after going through the world-saving war.
Pleasant... Ahem, okay, I admit that I was negative just now.
Sandora sucked up the last mouthful of vegetable soup in front of her, then broke the spoon in her hand into several pieces and threw it into her mouth, chewed it up like eating chocolate beans, and said: "I wanted to find it because I was bored.
Do you want something to do? Human beings have really strange ideas... Such meaningless self-consumption is such a waste..."
...I have completely surrendered to Sandora's habit of eating the tableware after eating... Anyway, there are not many normal people here, right...
"In this case, it's really because of boredom..." My sister held her cheek in her hand and tilted her head to think, "We are not short of money..."
There is no shortage of money, this is the basis of our current life as rice bugs...
Despite the existence of tooth-itching idiots like Cicaro, most of the imperial officers successfully integrated into the human world after a certain period of familiarity. Without my knowledge at all, these guys had already begun
Establishing their basic strength, intelligence, funds, and connections in the human world, the 300 seemed to have premeditated and established a staggeringly complete system that can take root in this world and develop stably. I even doubt it.
They have used similar methods to invade other alien civilizations more than once before...
Needless to say, this arrangement must have been made by Pandora. Although she is just a little fool who is often passionate, Pandora cares more about these things that can help conquer the world than anyone else. She sets a general direction, and then Sivis
Responsible for the specific arrangements, these two golden partners have done so many things to subvert the world's political power that even they themselves may not be able to count. Should I say that it is a great blessing for mankind that those commanders have not yet controlled human society behind the scenes?
Although the time is still short, it is impossible for these imperial officers to achieve a bloody plot of unifying black and white and arrogating the business world within a few months without using unconventional forces, but it is more than enough to feed a few rice bugs...
What a heinous way of squeezing employees' labor in exchange for a capitalist life without worries about food and clothing, right?
But it would be even more perfect if such a beautiful life did not require frequent trips to other worlds to put out fires...
"Speaking of which, aren't we a very powerful organization?"
Just when we were all frowning and looking like evil capitalists because of our boring abundant life, Lilina suddenly interjected.
Then we were enlightened.
"It seems so..." Qian Qian looked around and murmured.
A super organization composed of aliens, earthlings, undead creatures, angels, and even a god. It has two high-tech corps under its command. Its network of influence extends beyond the world, regardless of the unorganized and chaotic leadership.
Apart from discipline, it seems that we are not idlers...
"But it's still boring!"
Qian Qian finally spread her hands and revealed the core issue of the matter.
Sandora finished eating the tableware in front of her, then rolled her eyes at me angrily and said, "If you could pay a little attention to the affairs of your subordinates, how could you be so boring? Those officers at all levels are usually very busy."
Hey hey hey, you just said "you", right? Then why are you staring at me alone? I shouldn't be the only one who throws away the shopkeeper, right? My sister and Qian Qian are usually the same, right?
However, the problem pointed out by Sandora really makes me ashamed. After all, we are considered the top gang in the human world now, right? But just hanging around like this doing nothing every day is really...
"You are bored to death, but we are going crazy now!"
Just when we, a bunch of idlers, were just munching on melon seeds and sighing about life, a spiritual connection that had not appeared for several days suddenly inserted into the public channel, and then I shook my body and shouted: "Copycat!"
"You bastard, you think I can't see you, don't you?" Lin Xue's fierce voice rang through my mind again, "Hurry up and open the door for me! It's pitch dark now, don't worry, the girl is standing outside!"
... Don’t worry, I’m so relieved. Even if I worry about the gangsters, I won’t worry about you, a guy like you who is good at everything from Muay Thai, Wing Chun, Bagua, Tai Chi, Baji, and Judo.
Well, the appearance of a certain troublemaker at least saved my negative heart, right?
After confirming that only Lin Xue and Ding Ling were the ones who came over, Anweina rushed to open the door, and then we sat in the living room for a few seconds.
"Three, two, one..."
"Ah——" Ding Ling's scream sounded on time.
Qian Qian threw the small instrument used to measure decibels on the table, and then happily patted my shoulder: "I won! You wash the dishes today!"
Then I patted Sandora on the shoulder: "You wash the dishes today!"
"Why?" The blond girl looked aggrieved.
"...You don't even look at how many plates are piled up in your place!"
"...Then if I eat them all, I won't have to brush them?"
Only you, a super glutton who can digest anything, can come up with and apply such a solution!
Just when we, the extremely bored guys, fell into a new round of pain, Lin Xue's voice finally sounded at the door of the living room: "I said... you should give me a limit to your boredom!"
I followed the sound and happened to see Lin Xue dragging Ding Ling, who was still in a trance, into the living room, followed by the ghost maid who thought she had done something wrong and showed an uneasy expression.
Ding Ling is afraid of ghosts, this is something we have known for a long time, and just now I was making a bet with Qianqian on how much noise Ding Ling would make after her scream reached the living room... It can be seen from this that if we don't carry out rescue, we will
These idle people are really going to get moldy collectively...
As if she were at home, Lin Xue sat down on the sofa next to us politely, grabbed a bottle of orange juice from the tray that Anweina had just brought next to her, and drank it in one gulp, while Ding Ling
Then she threw it aside casually.
"Well..." Ding Ling, who was treated roughly by Lin Xue, finally regained consciousness. She shook her head and then raised her head.
Anweina immediately floated over with the tray in hand, with a sweet smile that contained five plus numbers of sugar on her face.
Ding Ling: "...Ah!"
Without hesitation, Lin Xue stuffed the bottle in Ding Ling's mouth, decisively blocking the opponent's upcoming ultrasonic attack.
"Okay, please don't be embarrassed, okay..."
Ding Ling looked shocked: "It's not like you don't know my weaknesses..."
"Master..." Anweina floated over slowly and asked in a low voice, "Did I do something wrong..."
"Okay, okay," I didn't expect that even though we had met once, Ding Ling would still have such a huge reaction to Anweina's appearance. I couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, "Let's talk about business, let's talk about business..."
"You also know the business..." Lin Xue muttered dissatisfiedly, and then showed a serious look, "I believe Xiaofeng has told you part of the situation, but now another incident has happened... Strictly speaking, it's
Two things that were originally independent were suddenly connected, making everything even more difficult, so I personally asked you, a big piece of wood, for help..."