(After taking revenge on society, why no one rewards monthly tickets...)
What should I say? You should probably be satisfied with life like this - waking up at home, the sun is bright, peaceful and quiet, lying next to someone who loves you and you love yourself, embracing each other to welcome the new day.
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And there are no naughty children jumping in to cause trouble.
The battle twenty hours ago seems to be still vivid in my mind, but now it has passed: although I know that the things I need to worry about after the war have just begun, but now that everything has just settled, I still want to take a breath.
There was a soft touch next to me, and a soft body was still pillowing my arm. I turned my head and looked at the eldest lady who was still curled up in my arms. She was still asleep, with a posture that looked like a small animal.
She was sleeping soundly in a curled-up position. Outsiders would never imagine that such a powerful young lady would sleep like a baby. Her hair was scattered on the bed, like a pool of rippling water.
Thick, with a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, it seemed that she had a good dream: it was time for her to have a good dream, the previous nightmare really scared her.
While I was thinking this, the eldest lady suddenly smacked her lips, then groped for my arm, and took a bite.
I immediately grinned and sucked in the air-conditioner, but I was afraid of waking up my wife, so I didn’t even dare to breathe in the air-conditioner. I thought that no matter what good dreams this girl has, it must be related to eating: At this time, I was very happy that Shan
Dora usually doesn't dream.
"Well..." The eldest lady frowned in her sleep, as if she felt that the taste just now was not right or the taste was not good, so she stretched out her hand and grabbed it in the air for a while, and took out the bottle from the portable space in front of me.
Bring some pepper and sprinkle some seasoning on the place where she just bit me on my arm. Then I showed a satisfied smile, lowered my head and took another bite.
This time, before I could grin my teeth, the eldest lady woke up by herself, and the movement was very loud: "Ah Sneeze - who! Who dares to sprinkle pepper noodles while I am sleeping - Ah Sneeze..."
Lin Xueliang stood up half of her body. Then she sneezed two or three times in succession: and she had never opened her eyes until now. After waiting for a long time, she slowly woke up and rubbed her eyes.
Nose opened his sleepy eyes and saw that there was no end of the world outside. He saw that he was in bed, so he nodded with satisfaction, flopped down and fell back on the bed. Within two seconds, he turned into a ball like a small animal.
A ball: And she also took away most of my quilt.
I:"……"
"Wow!" Just when I was thinking about how to wake up this eldest lady who had severe sleep confusion, the latter finally reacted. She suddenly opened her eyes and saw me lying next to her. She immediately responded.
She reflexively exclaimed: If there was no sound barrier in the room, her voice would probably wake up everyone in the west end of the city. Then Lin Xue rubbed herself on the bed a few times and moved out by nearly half a meter.
She was covering her chest with both hands, even though she had seen it all before. She was staring at me with the eyes of a savage beast. I waited patiently for the young lady whose intelligence had temporarily dropped below the average line to react for a while before speaking.
Said: "Well, good morning."
Lin Xue thought for a while, and her intelligence was considered to be above the average. She nodded blankly to me: "Oh, good morning." Then she started to think about it for a few seconds. Her expression showed to the naked eye.
He turned red at a visible speed, but he still put down his defensive posture like a pervert, and scratched his face awkwardly: "Oh, I forgot, I have already been eaten by you, a gangster..."
Me: "...How about you go back and sleep for a while."
"I'm not sleeping anymore. I don't feel sleepy at all now. I didn't know just now..." The eldest lady sniffed, and then suddenly cast a sharp gaze over her. "By the way, it was you, the bastard, who made this joke with me just now.
Right!"
I innocently pointed to the two side-by-side tooth marks on my arm: "Did you dream about eating barbecue? Just now you thought I was bland..."
Lin Xue was stunned for a moment, then smiled and looked around at him.
This was the morning after my first super intimate contact with Lin Xue. The conversation and things the two of them did were not romantic, not tender, not even close. She bit me twice, and the second bite was...
I sprinkled some pepper on it. I watched the tsundere young lady's confusion when she woke up and found everything quite interesting.
But maybe this is the right way for the two of us to get along. I am a blockhead who cannot be romantic, and the eldest lady is a tsundere who cannot be tender. But I have already felt one thing. The relationship between me and Lin Xue is now complete.
We are completely dependent on each other and tied together. A new tacit understanding has appeared in us. The most obvious example is that when this girl sprinkled pepper on my arm, I had already covered my mouth in advance.
:I think this is because of a tacit understanding.
Lin Xuezhi was a bit clumsy and dressed secretly. It can be seen that this girl who has almost a double-sided personality is now letting her shy side take over. I think this is very interesting, because at such a close distance, she has no idea.
There is nothing to cover up, and there is nothing about this girl that needs to be kept secret from me... So I watched the eldest lady, who was almost completely exposed, swaying like a flower branch in front of my eyes, and the sunshine at 9:30 in the morning shone on her.
The soft curves of her body were completely outlined. Noticing my gaze, Lin Xue turned her head and glared at me angrily: She is so beautiful.
"Do you want to take a shower first?" I thought for a while and finally made a suggestion that I thought was quite reasonable. Then I saw a flash of light on Lin Xue's body. She, who originally looked a little messy and embarrassed, suddenly changed.
Being "smooth and clean", the eldest lady started to talk to me quite proudly: "Taking a bath is too troublesome. I learned self-purification from Bingtis a while ago. Anyway, I have started to have it when I am around you."
A little bit of divinity, and you will learn the ability of divinity not to be stained with dust."
I didn't dare to ask her how long ago she started preparing for last night. That must be an amazing answer.
The sun outside is very bright. Due to various reasons, I got up very late today. It is at least around nine o'clock in the morning. However, even though it has already reached this o'clock, no one has come to call the door: I can't imagine the reason.
I guess the bored guys at home have already lined up outside. It’s very comfortable to lie on the bed, and it’s also very pleasant to watch the beautiful girlfriend next to me getting dressed. If possible, I really want to
He just kept lying there, watching Lin Xue swinging back and forth in front of his eyes, and was stunned for a long time: This was really one of the most perfect moments in his life.
Well, the other two perfect moments are when Sandora and Qian Qian are wandering in front of him. However, usually Sandora wakes up in the morning and wanders around for less than two minutes before shouting that she is hungry and running out to eat, while Qian Qian will
After wandering around for two minutes, they took me to study things about world peace or cultural unification. The perfect moment between the two of them was really short. You see. In such a comparison, the eldest lady who is usually the most annoying has become the most docile and pleasant one.
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"If you don't get up, I'll wrap you up with the quilt." The eldest lady said firmly, her knuckles rattling.
I slowly got up to clean up and stretched. Lin Xue seemed to have thought about something, and then came up to me with a little hesitation. He took a bite on my face and whispered: "It seems like it should be like this. I want a kiss to say hello in the morning..."
Don’t think too much!”
I don’t know who instilled this concept in her, but I feel pretty good about it, because usually Shandora bites me when she wakes up, but it’s better when Qian Qian wakes up - she bites me for a long time.
Only Lin Xue gave herself a good morning kiss: Although she also bit me twice before this good morning kiss, and one bite after sprinkling pepper noodles. But no matter what, this girl who is as prickly as a hedgehog,
Once softened, is it so gentle and pleasant?
"Why are your eyes so weird?" The eldest lady glared at me sideways, and then looked very awkward, as if even though she had been transformed into a non-human body, she still felt uncomfortable after the first night, "
Hmm, I feel weird. How can I meet someone like this? How could you, a bastard like you, be deceived so easily?"
"Then what, if you have difficulty moving, first..."
"Shut up."
"Oh, how about I help you..."
"Shut up."
"...Does it still hurt?"
"Your uncle's..."
In fact, I held back a question that I really wanted to know about, and that was about Lin Xue's prophecy that got out of hand, because I knew that after the eldest lady first awakened and became a prophet, her first prophecy was shocking: she saw
I was inhumanly occupied by a beast, which directly led to the beast being oppressed by her even more cruelly for a long time. Every time I think about this, I burst into tears, feeling that I was tortured by the eldest lady in the past.
It was really unjust. But starting from today, Lin Xue’s ridiculous prophecy made me feel different. I began to have a strange curiosity about it.
This is the stupid thing about people. Once some things that are once avoided by people are familiar enough, they will make people forget their pain and generate a lot of unnecessary curiosity: Do you know how many people die every year from welding detonator saws?
Light bulbs and a cigarette to cool off at the gas leak site?
Lin Xue glanced at me silently. She could "see" some of the questions without me having to say them out loud. She thought about it and decided to choose the latter between murdering her husband and having a friendly conversation: "You must dare to mention that prophecy.
I’ll bite you if it happens!”
But in the end she confessed: "It's actually quite strange. Being able to predict the future is not a comfortable thing at all. I always feel as if I have been doomed by something, but I know that it is the result of my choice. It is quite disappointing."
Tangled. But no matter what, being with a piece of wood like you is still the most satisfying thing for me. As for that prophecy, let it be settled as it comes. I really can’t find a reason to change or avoid it, because... I
The lady likes wood like you..."
I couldn't think of what to say for a moment, because it seemed like it was the first time I heard such direct and undisguised feelings from her, this little hedgehog...
Seemingly seeing the change in my expression, Lin Xue hurriedly added: "I'm not that casual. I've thought about that prophecy scene several times, but I was shocked a few days ago...
Then I made up my mind."
I thought about it and finally couldn't hold back my bad words: "Do you still watch that video of yourself?"
Then I knew that I would soon have to explain to the rest of my family what happened to the bunch of tooth marks on my body.
Lin Xue bit me and left a circle of teeth marks, which fully proved that she is actually still a very prickly little hedgehog. Then she ran to the water room to wash her face and brush her teeth: Even if she has the skill of not staining the dust, she can't change her body.
It is a habit developed by humans, just like the little crow that has already walked upright still maintains the habit of squatting on the bed to sleep. I giggled and thought about this prophet girl: before holding hands with my boyfriend,
After watching the two people's shameless days over and over again several times, this was the only family in the entire void that had no semicolon. Lin Xue's nerve strength was probably no weaker than Qian Qian's.
"Then what...go and open the door." Standing at the door of the room, the eldest lady grabbed my arm and encouraged me. As the biological mother of the biggest naughty child in the family, she was bored with how many idlers there were in the family.
This guy was very impressed. She was sure how lively it would be after she walked out of my room in such a big way: optimistically, she would be watched by double digits of people. But she still insisted on not opening a portal and escaping home.
, what a weird girl.
I opened the door casually, but there was no one outside.
"Idiot! Feet!"
A very arrogant and angry-sounding voice came from my thigh. I looked down and saw a silver-haired and black-clothed Gothic doll standing at my feet, dragging a big box behind him. The big box was tied to the top.
I picked up a large stack of linear algebra exercises. The doll girl looked up at me, her beautiful jewel-like eyes blazing with anger, then she jumped up and kicked me on the knee: "Get out of the way! I want to go back to my room to sleep!"
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I hurriedly retreated half a step to reveal myself. I watched this angry little doll dragging his mobile ocean view room and temporary library into the house while still muttering: "Idiot."
, what a fool. Every time he throws people out to sleep nervously, the dolls also want to sleep well. They don’t even know this. You are so stupid, you are so stupid, you are so stupid...
…”
The little girl put her box under the window again and got in angrily. She slammed the lid of the box and got out again after a few seconds: "I'm not sleepy anymore..."
I knew this was going to happen, so I took a few steps forward, picked up the little guy and put it on my shoulders: This girl just wanted to vent her anger, what else could I know?
Lin Xue and I went downstairs together, carrying an angry doll on our shoulders. We met my sister at the top of the stairs. She might have heard the noise upstairs and came to ask us to come downstairs for dinner. I followed
My sister giggled. The latter showed me an ambiguous smile, then came up and punched me with an angry smile: "Go downstairs to eat!"
Then we met Qian Qian, who punched me angrily.
When I met Sandora, Sandora angrily punched me and then gave me a bite.
When we met Bubbles, Bubbles hit my stomach several times with his head in tears, and gave me a mouthful before leaving.
When I met Kenser, I hoped that what he said really was "very good" and not some other homonym...
"Why did you all give me a punch?" After almost everyone in the family came up to say hello to me, I looked at the eldest lady in confusion, "Who did I provoke whom?"
The eldest lady's face was red. She was very thin-skinned. She originally knew last night that this matter would be exposed on the spot the next day. But now she was still embarrassed, so she turned her embarrassment into her own stinking.
Temper: "If I don't beat you, why should I beat me? You are an inhumane beast and you need an inhumane education, okay? I am the victim!"
I thought for a while, if I shook my head at this moment, my fate would definitely be really cruel and inhumane, so I quickly nodded to express my agreement with the eldest lady.
We finally met Bingtis. This female gangster probably just came back from basking in the sun on the balcony. She looked a little lazy and decadent. She looked at me and Lin Xue up and down for a while, and finally her eyes fell on me.
On the exposed teeth mark, I was suddenly surprised: "Aren't you two in love? Why are you resisting so fiercely?"
Lin Xue: "..."
To be fair, I can beat this female gangster now.
But under normal circumstances I would never do anything with a girl.
Would you believe it if I had to slap this invincible female gangster?!
"Dad," finally, the voice that I least wanted to hear at this moment appeared. Xiaoxue came up to me with a look that was inappropriate for a child, "Can you give me some pocket money later?"
I was just about to slap this girl on the head who was full of crooked ideas, but I was stunned when I heard this: "All the money has been spent again? What do you want to buy?"
"Milk powder, milk bottles, small toys - I had a big appetite when I was a kid, so I can't starve myself no matter what this time."
I held the naughty kid’s hand with tears in my eyes: “Don’t you think it’s a little early?”
After I sent this naughty kid away seriously, I approached Lin Xue and said, "Let's play mixed doubles tonight. If we don't beat this kid, he will be completely disabled."
"She is already disabled. She will go to Pandora to borrow money to buy milk powder soon."
"..."
After a bunch of idle and boring guys at home were finally suppressed by my elder sister, Lin Xue and I ate something casually for breakfast. The eldest lady in the middle brought me food for the first time in her life, and took the initiative to clean up the dishes for the first time in her life.
For the first time in her life, she acted like a newlywed daughter-in-law. I felt that what was happening before me was like a dream, as if this little hedgehog really transformed overnight. But then I felt the teeth marks on her body and I still took it seriously.
Remind yourself: Stop dreaming. Even if she evolves from the beast type to the plant type, she can only evolve towards the cactus family...
After I had eaten and drank enough, I sat on the sofa like a rich landowner and thought about national affairs. Next to me sat the eldest lady who had temporarily softened up like my daughter-in-law: Even if she really can only evolve into a cactus, I have to hurry up.
Just lean on this girl for a while before her thorns grow. Then I suddenly remembered something:
"Did we forget something?"
"What?"
"I remember letting the Imperial Admiral carry something when I came back..."
"?"
"My dear mother! There are still people locked up in the Imperial Admiral!!"