The first thousand three hundred and five chapters fox eat bad stomach
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When Xiaoxue and I returned home, we saw a particularly spectacular scene: a golden-haired white-faced fox that was bigger than a private car was running around the big tree in the center of the yard like a convulsion, flying sand and rocks along the way.
, this fox weighs at least a ton. When she jumped like this, I felt like a small earthquake. And next to the circle the fox circled, there were piles of clay tablets of various sizes, with pottery fragments mixed in the middle. At first glance, it looked like
It was as if she had just demolished someone's house. (Search "Fox!" on Baidu. I was stunned by the smoky scene in front of me, and then shouted hello, if it's normal, no matter how convulsed that bastard is, he hears me shouting like this
She would definitely stop and check out the situation, but this time I called her twice but turned a deaf ear and continued to run around the tree. The grass in the yard was trampled into a mess by her: even these plants are soaked in the divinity of Ding Dong.
God’s creations, their growth and recovery speed could not keep up with the pace of the fox. The blown grass clippings and soil were spread everywhere in the yard. At this time, I could no longer see the concrete floor in front of the door.
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Just when I was confused, the door behind me was pushed open, and my sister came out wiping her hands on her apron, as if to observe the fox's condition. I immediately went up and grabbed my sister's arm as if I were seeing a savior:
"This girl's rabies has been dormant for thousands of years and finally broke out?" After asking, I thought: I don't know how to treat a creature like the Nine-tailed Demon Fox if it is infected with rabies. I'm afraid even soaking her in potion won't work.
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"I ate the wrong thing," my sister looked helplessly at the giant fox who had no intention of stopping at all. The land passed by the latter's feet was rapidly declining at a speed visible to the naked eye. Without the protection of the sacred lawn, the soil could not withstand her tossing.
, optimistically estimating that she would bury herself in the trench she dug in another ten minutes or so. "She fulfilled her mission and went to Iraq to dig up at least half a ton of clay tablets and came back. She was probably a little too happy in the end.
She was so proud that she sneaked into the kitchen and drank a pot of freshly stewed soup..."
I blinked: "Soup? Isn't it just a pot of soup? Is that what Sandra got up early to stew?"
The elder sister shrugged: "No, what's stewed in the pot is Dingdang." Then I saw Dingdang's little head come out of my sister's apron pocket, and said hello to me in a muffled voice: "Ajun, Dingdang will be here later.
Can you please stop taking a shower in the kitchen?"
Me: "..." I think the main person responsible for this accident is the fox herself - after living at home for so long, she still doesn't know that the kitchen is a dangerous place? Fortunately, she just drank this time
Order Dingdang Soup, and if it catches up to Sandora's cooking day, she might have gone to the Great Temple to lie down and wait for resurrection.
"Then when will Sister Fox stop?" Xiaoxue looked at the fox with only half of its body exposed on the ground with a little worry, still running wildly: the latter had already worn down the ground by more than one meter, and now it was surrounded by
There is a big tree in the yard, and our house has a perfect circular trench with a diameter of more than ten meters, which is filled with water and looks like a moat. Xiaoxue was brought up by a fox. This naughty child cares about her sister fox.
"I don't know." A voice came from directly above. I looked up and found that Bingtis was spreading her wings and slowly falling from the sky. It seemed that she had been hanging on the roof to dry her wings before. My perspective was quite subtle.
: In the view of a third party, Bingtis fell from directly above. I looked up from directly below. This is definitely a position to earn benefits. But in fact, I can’t see anything: Goddess is a creature that wears skirts and has wings that fly all year round.
They all have their own holy light body protection. They have one more class than the male god since elementary school: the anti-wolf technique in the flying state. The first skill is holy light body protection or shadow body protection. Bingtis is light.
Department - I lament this dry egg?
"If a mortal drank that thing, he would probably run until he died of exhaustion. Or he would simply be burned into a human torch on the spot. But this little girl is much stronger than a mortal. Maybe... the excitement will pass after running for a while.
" Bingtis held up the arbor and looked at the fox, which had only its tail exposed above the ground, with a sigh in his tone. "There are tons of new things in your house every day. I originally thought I was stewed with a goddess.
Soup is already strange enough. I didn’t expect to meet someone holding a soup pot to death again today.”
After the words fell, Bingtis came up and gave me a bear hug as if he remembered something: "Isn't the scenery when I raised my head just now nice?"
I think I'm tall enough at 1.85 meters, but I can't resist Bingtis's signature bear hug (mainly because I'm afraid of touching places I shouldn't touch when I resist, but she can yell at her family)
(for one day), he could only struggle to explain: "That was just a conditioned reflex - and I couldn't see anything, didn't you know that?!"
Bingtis's hands were getting harder and harder, and his mouth was not idle: "Stop talking nonsense, at least you can see your thighs. I have a majestic and high-level goddess body. You can look at it and touch it all day long. Now find something for you."
Opinion?"
I wanted to explain, but I was speechless at this time. In the end, the female gangster let go after she had made enough trouble. She even pushed the 36e on her chest: "Hey, look at it, isn't it a little deformed? It seems that you used too much force just now.
is too big……"
If I answered her at this time, it would definitely be a brain twitch, so I turned around and changed the topic. Don't tell me, except for the fox who only had a tuft of golden hair on the tip of his tail and occasionally jumped out of the ground, there were indeed good topics at the scene.
:That pile of clay tablets.
"Where's Jill?" I looked into the living room, but didn't see my mother's figure. "Shouldn't she be translating the clay tablets? Where is she playing at this time? There are so many things in the yard just lying around.
What if the fox breaks it by himself?"
"Don't worry, I gave the clay tablet a blessing and it won't be damaged." Bingtis waved his hand, "As for that servant who was a little short-sighted, your fox had a third of the soup left at that time, so she took the rest.
I drank some Dingdang soup..."
I was shocked when I heard this. This was the rhythm of something big happening: a fox had already dug a trench in the yard, not to mention that the nanny king was a demigod. What should I do if she demolished the house? I was about to rush into the house immediately.
He went to suppress Ji Shanshan, who might have gone berserk, but was stopped by Bingtis: "Don't worry, she's fine, and she's waiting for the magic power to be completed now."
Then Bingtis explained it. Then I understood what was going on: because Ji Shanshan himself was a temple warrior of Dingdang.
Maybe it's because that guy has been working as a nanny at my house for too long. Sometimes I forget the fact that she is a servant of Dingdang God. Then Bingtis reminds me that I suddenly realize. She is different from the fox. The latter is a servant of Dingdang God.
Foreign creatures cannot withstand the direct infusion of the divine power of the Goddess of Life, and Ji Shanshan herself is a spiritual creature transformed by Dingdang’s divine power. In other words, she is almost another manifestation of the goddess’s power now. Dingdang Liangtang is a bit like her.
There is no conflict. After drinking the divine soup, she has received the highest degree of blessing that a servant of the gods can receive. Now, in Bingtis's words: she is sorting out the newly added power in her body, waiting for the completion of the divine skill.
After waiting for a few minutes, the arrogant nanny king appeared unscathed, and she flew down from the sky: it seemed that she wanted to have a good show after her magical skills were accomplished. I saw Ji Xianxian's body was surrounded by the condensed magical power.
The light was wearing a large piece of silly red cloth behind it. As it slowly descended from the sky, it shouted loudly: "Haha! I have achieved great success and am now invincible in the world!"
Then this invincible guy was hit by my jingle ball.
"Where is the translation of the clay tablets?" I held down the nanny king and rushed forward with my head lowered, like an angry bull planning to fight to the death. "Also, whose bed sheet are you wearing?"
"Let me go! You rude person!" Nanny Wang slapped my hand away, "This is the robe I wore when I was hunting wild beasts or triumphant in war. Your sheets are still there.
With a collar?”
Then this guy tidied up her shirt. He was as arrogant as if she was the master of the house, but anyway, she finally remembered the business: "You mean those clay tablets? The one on hand has been translated.
It's almost confirmed that it is the first clay tablet. It tells the story of a god from afar who passed by the Sumerian city. The god called himself 'Xin'. He said that he was traveling and then told the Sumerians many strange things.
Weird stuff. I didn’t finish the rest. It seems that the Sumerians at that time couldn’t understand the knowledge that the god told them, so they recorded it as a myth of the Kingdom of God or something like that.”
I smiled and pointed at the pile of clay tablets in the yard: "Look, you can continue working now."
Ji Shanshan looked up, turned around and was about to run away: "I'm not going to do this anymore! Is this the work of a human being?!"
Bingtis stretched out her hand and grabbed the obstructive cloak behind the little dwarf (although she claimed it was a battle robe), pulled her mother over and hugged her to her chest and said: "Stop talking nonsense, you must have a beginning and an end.
You still call yourself a king."
Sister Bing's bear hug was so powerful. Ji Xianxuan, who was less than 1.5 meters tall, was like a child in Bingtis's arms. When he landed on the ground, the latter's eyes were straight. It took her ten seconds to focus.
He looked at Bingtis's front armor with a look of resentment: "It's amazing how big it is. I just died a few years ago..."
Then this girl with small breasts, who had been a washboard for sixty centuries because she died a few years earlier, went to study those mud bumps obediently. To be honest, I really sympathized with her, just look at the workload:
With the help of experts from the empire, Fox showed her great power. I think the clay tablets she dug out at once weighed about a ton. Maybe they were originally in order, but Fox didn't think so much. She put all the clay tablets into
Just ignore the pile on the ground and put it in a mess. Now Ji Shanshan has to find six contextually related pieces from a ton of clay tablets, and if possible, she has to search the remaining clay tablets: because we said
It is uncertain whether there will be more clues about the "Xin" god in the remaining clay tablets. According to Xiaoxue's hunch, we must find out the truth about the god recorded on the clay tablets. It is optimistically estimated that Ji Shanshan will pass through this
She suffered from cuneiform phobia at the first incident, and from then on, the city-state of Uruk was a lingering nightmare in her mind.
While Ji Xianxuan was squatting on the ground muttering and starting to sort the clay tablets, I was bored and decided to see how long the fox planned to circle: under her running, the trench in the center of the yard had become extremely deep, and now
She can no longer be seen at all. A few minutes ago, you could still see the tuft of golden hair on the tip of the fox's tail jumping up occasionally, but now you can only hear the rumble of running sounds coming from deep underground, and occasionally a lot of mud.
After emerging from the trench, Anweina had to go around and around the trench to collect the excavated soil into the portable space, otherwise there would be no room for people to stand in this place...
"It looks like the digging is quite deep." Xiaoxue went to the side of the circular trench and picked up a piece of stone that had just been thrown up from the ground. "Dad, look, basalt..."
Me: "...fuck you."
"Dad, look, granite."
Me: "...fuck!"
"Dad, look, coal is coming out..."
Our whole family was in that trench... no, strictly speaking, that thing was already a shaft. Our whole family was stunned beside the shaft, listening to the rumbling sounds coming from the depths of the ground. The fox below was making trouble at home.
Ridu is a cute girl who just idles around, but she is really a model of how to become a blockbuster without making a sound: When will this girl stop?
The big tree in the center of the yard is now swaying because the fox is running around it. This directly results in the tree being planted on the top of an unstable vertical rock pillar. It would be fine if it were left like this.
.But there happened to be a fox with 100,000 horsepower at the bottom of this rock pillar who had taken the wrong medicine and kept scratching the wall. I thought that maybe the rock pillar in the center of the shaft would collapse in the next second, and then we would have to spend a lot of effort to do it.
Dig that fox out of the coal seam.
But at this moment, the faint sound of running from underground suddenly stopped.
It seemed that the fox had made enough trouble and finally recovered from the convulsions caused by eating the wrong thing. Sure enough, after a while, I heard a whistling wind coming from the shaft, as if a huge creature was approaching rapidly.
Then a big black fur ball jumped from the shaft to the ground and started shaking its fur vigorously. Seeing the second-rate fox at home again made me stunned: I still clearly remember how beautiful she was when she jumped down.
She is a nine-tailed fox, but after some baptism in the underground, she now looks like she has been practicing in Ethiopia for thousands of years. Only her eyes and a set of fangs are still white.
Feeling that there was a lot of dirt on her body, the fox shook its fur subconsciously, and we quickly took a few steps back in an orderly manner: "Okay, if we react slower, our whole family will be like her."
"Have you had enough trouble?" I looked at the fox with mosquito coils on his eyes dumbfounded. The latter swayed in place twice, then nodded in the direction of the porch pillar and made a whining sound.
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"Dizzy." My sister judged.
"I'm really dizzy." Everyone said in unison.
The fox shook his head and nodded again to the big flowerpot next to him...
Then she returned to her human form, her whole body as dirty as if she had just been fished out of coal ash (although she had just been fished out of coal ash). After banging against the door frame for a long time in a daze, she waved at the window next to her.
Wave: "Sister Chen Qian, I want to take a shower."
My sister led the fox, who couldn't see the direction at all, to take a bath, leaving the few of us looking at each other next to the shaft, and then began to discuss how to deal with this thing whose origin and outcome were very nonsense. At this time, Viska
Suddenly he tugged on my sleeve: "Brother, listen to the sound below."
As soon as I heard it, sure enough, there was an increasingly closer roar coming from down the shaft, and it sounded like something was about to come out. A group of us took a closer look curiously, and then ran back in unison.
, the next second, a column of water mixed with mud, coal ash, sand and gravel spurted out from the shaft: that bastard opened up the underground water!!!
Fortunately, everyone reacted quickly enough and did not get sprayed all over their heads and faces by the water column with rich connotations. After running out of the range of the water column, Bingtis turned around and threw an ice storm, freezing the groundwater that had just been sprayed to a height of two meters.
It turned into an iceberg, and then Qianqian, who looked excited next to me, started to discuss with me with great interest: "Ajun, let's build a fountain?"
I stared at Qian Qian dumbfounded, what on earth was she thinking about in these 0.5 seconds?!
At this time, everyone suddenly heard the sound of flapping wings from the sky. When they looked up, they saw two large crows flying into the courtyard. These two crows were not
Outside "people", they are the biological parents of the little crow Medivh. Although the pair failed to become gods, they also obtained the crow spirit of a demigod under the disturbance of information from void creatures. Because they still maintain their original appearance.
And living habits, this highly intelligent crow couple did not accept our family’s suggestion to live with their daughter in the house. Instead, they still perched on the big tree in the center of the yard, living their lives every day without thinking about anything and going to the house on time.
A happy life flying around the stratosphere. The fox was so noisy just now that I almost forgot that there are two special residents in the house. Now that I think about it, it's lucky that the fox didn't knock down this tree - otherwise the crows
The God of God is having a fight with the nine-tailed demon fox. We don't have to do anything today except clean up the stray hairs all over the floor.
The crow couple circled in the air several times, looking at the messy yard below that looked like a mining farm. Finally, they determined that this was their home. They created a shadow platform in the air, landed steadily on it, and asked questions at the same time.
looked at me with eyes.
I scratched my hair: "...there was a little trouble. The fox had a bad stomach, so he dug a pit in the yard that went straight to the underground river."
The two crows expressed their understanding, and then checked their giant crow's nest. Of course, the crow's nest fixed on the top of the big tree with divine power was still there safely, so the two crows nodded with satisfaction and began to study it with interest.
The ground under the tree, which was frozen into an ice sculpture, began to gush with fountains, and began to grind its mouth shells on the ice: they seemed to have no objection to the addition of a circular shaft under their house, but became interested in the underground water.
"So, Ajun," Qianqian tugged on my sleeve again, "let's build a fountain?"