The first thousand three hundred and ninety-seven chapters are stupid
In fact, there was no need for the jingle to remind us that a few of us also heard the movement of humans not far ahead - you ask me how I knew it was the movement of humans and not wild beasts in the forest just by listening to the sound?
Nonsense, can birds and beasts scold mothers?
"It sounds like you are fighting with something?" Qianqian listened with her ears straightened up, and couldn't help but walk in the direction of the sound, "Ajun, let's go over and have a look, maybe who needs help?
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We definitely have to go there and have a look without her having to say it, because this is obviously a good opportunity to get in touch with the locals. The many time travel experiences over the years have made me understand one thing: drawing a sword to help when there is an injustice on the road is a way to communicate with the locals in another world.
The first step is, after all, the differences in culture, clothing, customs and habits are difficult to make up for by verbal communication and mutual introduction. Only rescuing people in distress is a universal way to show goodwill. How many times have we been in this situation?
I only opened it after doing good things. So sometimes I want to write a travel guide for newcomers, specifically to teach those who don’t travel often how to open up connections in other worlds. This can also be regarded as the spirit left by the head of the empire to the hundreds of millions of people in the macro world.
Wealth. The reason I didn’t write about it later was because I was worried about misleading others. Our ability to express ourselves is not strong to begin with. If we encounter a reader who doesn’t have strong understanding, the first thing we do after teaching people to time travel is to dig a hole and bury them in front of someone’s house.
Isn’t it illegal to lay a trap by waiting for the locals to fall into the pit and call for help? Then he goes up to save people and introduce himself at the same time. The world is full of wonders. After meeting Bingtis, I know that I have to be careful about this.
A born gangster.
But it’s strange to say that within ten kilometers of arriving in another world, you will encounter local people who are in danger. They are either a reclusive master with great strength and martial arts skills, but he was pinned to the ground and beaten by two thieves, or a beautiful and wealthy person.
There is a rich young lady who cannot get married but still wanders around in the mountains and forests every day. After being rescued, she either bows her head or takes off her clothes - why can't this route be unfolded once?
While we were thinking so wildly, we were already close to the place where the sound of fighting came from. After vaguely seeing the shaking figures in front of us, Bingtis waved his hand to signal everyone to stop. Then everyone turned on their disguises and moved closer without anyone noticing.
Go forward.
In a relatively open space in the forest, the two parties were confronting each other with murderous intent.
One of them is not a human, but a beast that looks bigger than Alto. It is even more oppressive than the saber-toothed tiger that Viska and Qianqian captured just now. This beast is covered with black and yellow fur, and its limbs are
It is thick and powerful, and its head is somewhat like a bear. But there are two extremely ferocious fangs protruding from its mouth, and a pair of small yellow-brown eyes stare at its opponent with murderous intent: it is a human being over two meters tall.
, a giant man with an iron tower who is not much skinnier than a bear. This local man wears a black leather waistcoat on his upper body, his muscular arms are exposed, and his lower body is wearing a pair of wide burlap shorts. On his feet are a pair of
Wearing slippers made of animal skin, he was angry, his Western-style face was full of fighting spirit, and his brown curly hair was already messy, but now combined with his murderous look and that scary face, it became even more
Like a lion's mane. This man and the beast must have been fighting for a period of time, not only because of the fighting sound we just heard, but also because of the mess of the vegetation at the scene. But there was nothing visible on the big man.
Scar, it seems that this man's fighting ability is really strong - at least very strong within the "human" standard. You see, the beast opposite him is almost as big as six or seven of him tied together.
However, even if they are facing off like this for the time being, the contrast between the strengths and weaknesses of the two sides is still too obvious, unless the big man is really some kind of superman from another world who has vindictiveness, magical powers, body protection, magic and martial arts, and his skin turns green when he is angry, and he also carries it with him.
Carrying a can of spinach, otherwise I really don't think that such a mortal person can defeat a beast that is fatter than Alto. Anyway, that's what I thought at first sight.
"Later, two people...two bears...two bears...anyway, whenever they fight, you and I will rush forward to help," Bingtis patted me on the shoulder. "It was taken from the bear's paw.
Saving people when they are fighting is more impressive than saving people when they are staring at each other. You can see on TV that there are several more scenes of saving people under the knife than of jailbreaking."
I silently looked at this excited female gangster and thought to myself, what a metaphor.
At this moment, the two bears in the confrontation finally seemed to be unable to hold back and began to move. The first thing to move was indeed the beast: after all, animals do not have the calmness and tactics of humans. After the irritability overcame reason, the black bear
The beast suddenly howled and pounced on the big man opposite.
But the reaction of the big man was a bit surprising: he seemed to be frightened, completely motionless, just staring blankly at a mountain of flesh pressing towards him. Bingtis and I saw that this was impossible.
Wait, immediately turn off the disguise, and rush out at the same time: "Keep your mouth open!"
The strong man was startled by the figure and voice that suddenly appeared next to him, and turned to look at us stupidly: "What are you doing?"
As he spoke, he knocked out the black beast that was charging at him, and then he threw the mountain of meat to the side, which was estimated to be five tons in height, as if he was carrying a chicken. With a plop, the land followed him.
Shivering...
Bingtis and I kept gliding in the air like horses and flying swallows for half a second. The good news was that Bingtis didn't fall to the ground. The bad news was that the reason she didn't fall to the ground was because she fell on me - I
Flying lower than her.
Lying on the ground, I thought of the question I had just thought of, and realized one thing: No, God has unfolded.
At this time, Qianqian Pandora and the others did not intend to hide anymore, and pretended to come out from behind the tree to reveal themselves - but in fact they released the invisibility field behind the tree. After all, they don't know if there is invisibility in this world.
Before, we had to prevent scaring the local. When the strong man saw a large group of people appearing behind the two weirdos who suddenly jumped out, he scratched his hair hard and muttered in a rough voice: "How can you hide with so many people?"
Behind a tree as big as a small wine barrel? Is it a long row?"
I couldn't help but twitch while lying on the ground: Why is this strong man still so funny?!
Bingtis lay on me for a while, and finally felt that he could no longer pretend to be calm in this way, so he quickly stood up, and at the same time pulled me up, who was planning to continue lying down and pretending to be dead. The two of us looked at the scene in front of us curiously.
A strong man like a black iron tower. The other party looked at the group of strangers wearing strange clothes in front of me with the same curiosity. At this time, I was quite embarrassed, because the way I had planned to meet had been smashed by this macho man's amazing punch.
Fei Li: We agreed to help save people from the fire and then just bowed down?
Speaking of the amazing punch just now, I suddenly found the topic and pointed at the black beast behind the strong man that was already foaming at the mouth: "Well... you have good skills?"
"Hey, I'm a hunter in the village." The big man scratched his hair honestly, "I only have a lot of strength. In fact, I almost failed today. I didn't expect to poke the bear's den. Fortunately, the black cub was killed by me in the end.
No more energy."
As he said that, the big black man pointed at the distance. Only then did I see a hill-like pile of seven or eight black "bears" ranging from QQ to Jeep level a hundred meters away. Visually, they were all attracted by this macho man in front of me.
Throw it over - Damn it, I suddenly understood why I heard such a long fight in the distance just now, and it turned out that this fierce man could kill a monster with one punch: that's because he was bullying each other just now
What about these unfortunate beasts?
Qian Qian stuck out her tongue, leaned over and whispered in a low voice: "Why do bears in this world live in groups?"
Bingtis glanced at Qian Qian in a daze, and said to me: "Qian Qian's perspective on looking at problems is as unique as ever."
"Who are you?" The big black man saw that we were silent and couldn't help but said in a rough voice. "The clothes you are wearing are so beautiful, you can't even see the stitches. Are you from the imperial capital?"
I quickly introduced myself, thinking that since the other party took the initiative to make up a group of us as people from the "Imperial City" with the idea of a simple country guy, it would be better to follow this explanation: "Oh, we are from there, come here.
...Travel. Actually, I am a traveling scholar. My name is Chen Jun - if you think my name is strange, it’s because it’s a stage name. If you don’t know what a stage name is, just think of it as a title.”
I thought that the other party might be surprised by the names of the group of people in front of me, so I immediately compiled all the follow-up explanations. After all, we are also specialized in time travel, how can we have less experience? Then other people also said their names one after another and became familiar with the road.
They casually made up their identities (well, they had a lot of experience), and finally it was the turn of the big man in front of them, who showed that naive smile again (this smile was so different from the murderous God of War look he had just now)
: "Hey, I'm a poor man. I don't have a name. You can call me silly big guy. That's what everyone in the village calls me."
Everyone looked at each other in astonishment, what is this name - but the honest expression on the face of the big man in front of us told us that he did not have another name. It was obvious that he was a quite simple and pure guy, if he had to say it
...It does look a bit silly, and the word "silly" is worthy of the name. I think a local like this is better: at least he is honest and doesn't seem to have any scheming, and he easily accepts us.
What these weird guys say.
"Then... Silly man, is there your village near here?" I decided to let the other party take my group of people to the village directly, so I asked casually, and the other party laughed: "Well, you are looking for a place to stay, right?
Then I'll take you there, Pine Forest Village is very hospitable. Just wait a moment, I have to pick one of the black bastards back to serve as food for the villagers."
I subconsciously looked at the "bear" monsters in various sizes from QQ to Jeep in the distance. I thought that the stupid guy was going to tie them in a bunch and drag them back, but I didn't expect that he would just pick one and carry it back, and the rest
what to do?
"It's okay, I just knocked them unconscious. They will walk away on their own when they wake up later," the silly big man laughed. "One black cub is enough to feed the whole village for a long time. If I hadn't poked the bear's den today, I wouldn't have beaten him."
so much."
With that said, the humanoid tank, which was more than two meters tall, took long strides to pick out the "food" for the village. Finally, he picked one that didn't look too big or too small, and put it around the furbolg's neck.
As soon as I hit it, I heard a sharp click from far away: This was the complete smash of the furbolg from the cervical spine to the back of the head...
"Either the human beings in this world have evolved crookedly, or there is a genetic mutation," Bingtis muttered next to my ear, "Every hunter in a small rural village looks like a furbolg..."
I would like to say that this silly big guy is actually more powerful than the furbolgs, and at least more powerful than the eight furbolgs plus one. Of course, Bingtis may be referring to the opponent's figure - there is a chance to go to Atlantis and kill the giant furbolg over there.
People pull one over to compare and contrast. Putting aside the combat power, I always feel that this stupid big guy is at least no smaller than those artificial gods in terms of size...
Of course, a group of us have seen much more powerful people than this. To be honest, it is very common for a person to kill a group of bears with his bare hands. Little Bubbles are actually stronger than the stupid big guy, but now this big black guy is mainly giving people
A very "unexpected" feeling, just like it wouldn't be strange if you saw two gods fighting and throwing ball lightning all over the sky, but it would be strange if you saw two rabbits fighting and throwing ball lightning - of course, Shadow City does exist
Rabbits and mice that can throw ball lightning. This is just a metaphor. After all, Bingtis and I were planning to save people from the furbolgs before. Give me that half second of gliding in the air like a horse stepping on a flying swallow.
Both of them were very impressed...
At this time, the stupid big guy had already dragged the furbolg that he had smashed to death back. Although he was more than two meters tall, it was still very scary to drag a monster that was bigger than a car, but the stupid big guy didn't seem to feel it at all.
There was no weight on his hands. He grabbed the furbolg's hind legs with one hand and waved towards the nearby big tree with the other hand: "Xiao Hei, come on, let's go home!"
I didn't expect that this silly big guy was bringing his teammates with him: I saw a black shadow jumping down from the nearest tree like lightning, landing steadily on his broad shoulders, and then lazily swelled up and stretched.
Lazy waist. Greeted us: "Meow——"
It turned out to be a black cat.
This man, who looks like a human tank, actually goes out hunting with a black cat about a foot long. The cat is no bigger than his hand: How did these two creatures come together?
"Haha, this is Xiao Hei, I raised her as my sister." The silly big man happily introduced the kitten on his shoulder to us. The cat glanced at us lazily and flicked its tail to express friendship. Qian
Qian's eyes lit up immediately when she saw the cat. I quickly grabbed the girl's belt, and she danced in mid-air like a windmill about to get out of control: "Cat! Ah Jun, have we discussed raising a cat before?"
Come on? Let’s get a cat too..."
"Calm down! That belongs to someone else! There are a lot of things you want to raise! There are also a lot of weird creatures in our house!"
After finally suppressing Qianqian, I broke out in a cold sweat: This girl likes small animals, and of course she likes to keep strange pets. And given her brain power and mobility, you can imagine the room in her house.
There are so many pet cages, and since the creation of Shadow City and World Tree, Qian Qian's keeping of pets has gone beyond the scope of normal people. Now there is a "Royal Animal Pen" in the temple area just for her to keep pets, and this girl also lets her
Dingdang helped her strengthen the body of her pet. Now her Brazilian tortoise can do almost anything except lying on the ground and turning into a robot dog. In the throwing game, it requires at least 25 foot men to knock down the character. It cannot be defeated by a non-master ball.
Uniforms - of course this is all idle talk.
Except for the black cat showing caution towards Qian Qian's bared teeth, the stupid guy didn't protest at all against this crazy girl's behavior. He just smiled and walked ahead to lead the way for us.
From the beginning to the end, this bear-like strong man did not show too much curiosity about us, nor did he doubt the identity we casually revealed, and of course he did not ask a group of "people from the Imperial Capital".
Why are "scholars" wandering in such a mountain forest, let alone why there are two children (Pandora and Viska) in the team of wandering scholars. I guess there are a lot of loopholes in the nonsense that my group said,
Because we don’t know what the situation is like in this other world, we don’t even know if there are “wandering scholars” in this place, and we don’t know what the so-called people in the imperial capital should look like – we can only rely on random fabrication. According to
Experience, there will always be weird places in every world. No matter how much experience you have summarized based on novels, TV shows or even personal experience, it will be useless when you are facing a foreign world for the first time. In the past, when you went to other worlds to do things, no matter how you made up stories
All of them will more or less arouse the surprise of the local people. In the end, Sandora's spiritual interference will be needed to solve the problem, but the "silly guy" in front of me really doesn't seem to care about this. There are only two explanations for this: either he is really
He is not smart enough and has no knowledge, so there is no doubt that he is there; or he is forced by life and has no time to think about these trivial matters that have nothing to do with filling his stomach.
Maybe both are possible.
The silly guy took care of the fact that there were two children in our team, and the rest were basically girls who looked delicate (except for Bingtis, a woman with a strong stride), so we walked pretty well at the beginning.
Slowly, but soon he discovered that the physical fitness of the group of strangers in front of him seemed to be good: the two 1.2-meter-two little girls walked faster than the adults, so he simply relaxed and walked. After nearly an hour of walking,
After that, we finally reached the edge of the jungle: ahead we could see open wasteland and the smoke of cooking fires.
"That's the village," the silly guy happily pointed to the small village in front of him that was backed by a dense forest and looked peaceful and peaceful. "There's only one village within a hundred miles of Pine Forest Village. There are people who come from the Principality of Hassad or from...
Seasoned travelers from the imperial capital all know this place, but in front of our village is a mountain road and behind it is a forest. There are quite a lot of wild animals in the forest. Usually, except for people who travel around the mainland, no one else is willing to come. Don't worry about it.
As long as you are poor... Hey, if you just walked through the woods like this, you must have been running outside a lot, I'm talking too much."
It can be seen that the stupid man talks a lot when talking about his own village.
A few of us couldn't help but smile knowingly, and followed him towards the village called Songlin Village. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to Qidian () to vote for recommendations and monthly votes.
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