(It’s so painful not being able to rest on New Year’s Day...if I asked for a day off, would you have traveled thousands of miles to hit me 233...)
We finally met the Blood Princess and Lord Dark Moon, but these two people were completely beyond everyone's expectations.
At first, no one would have thought that the person and cat we met in that small pine forest village were the two people at the top of the world. The honest, silly and big man was Lord Dark Moon, who was quirky and a little willful.
The clever kitten is the Blood Princess. Even if someone had told me this just over half an hour ago, I would not have believed it - this unfolding was too amazing. But now that the facts are in front of everyone, I can't help it.
Do we believe it or not?
As the saying goes, sometimes life is indeed more exciting than stories.
The character of the Blood Princess is also quite surprising. I thought she would be a very difficult person to get along with, but soon I discovered that in addition to the awkward emoticon that everyone owed her five hundred yuan from time to time.
In addition, this monster girl is actually quite easy to talk to. Facing a group of outsiders with suspicious identities and unknown origins who have deceived her for a long time, she still tells everyone many things frankly. Even I think she is a bit too frank: at least
She should also ask the real identities of a group of us first, right?
But thinking about it, her reaction now is actually normal. First of all, our group came with Zoya. Even if the Blood Princess has doubts about everyone, she will not ask more questions rashly for the sake of a thousand-year old friend; secondly, and more importantly,
One point: This monster girl is probably in a state of despair now. She doesn't care about anything anymore, and naturally she doesn't care about saying a few irrelevant words to a group of irrelevant people.
I can tell by the look in her eyes, it's the kind of look that doesn't matter if she has a few days to live, so it doesn't matter if she goes to sleep on the railway. But the one who has a few days to live is not herself, but a certain big man she has been thinking about.
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"So, in fact, you and Silly Manzi have been in the above world for the past few years..." Zoya looked at her old friend with a complicated expression, "We even passed each other a few days ago - I was in Beijing at that time.
Fortress!"
The Blood Princess shrugged: "Sorry, I know everything, but we just want to live quietly, so we haven't looked for you for six years. The last time we went to the North Fortress was because Brother Manzi subconsciously wanted to see how we were back then.
A place where we finally get together...Hey! What are you doing?!"
The Blood Princess was talking to Zoya when she suddenly realized that a few of us had arrived beside Lord Dark Moon and were pointing and studying the lifeless body lying on the ground, and she suddenly exclaimed.
Bingtis squatted next to the strong body like a little giant, with a faint golden shimmer in his eyes, and said without raising his head: "Study the degree of corrosion, formulate a treatment plan, wake him up first, that's all
Let’s talk about the artifact with you.”
At this time, the Blood Princess was shocked as if she had just woken up from a dream, and then rushed over in two or two steps: "Stop! You are not allowed to touch him!"
I waved innocently to the monster girl who had rushed in front of me: "We didn't touch him. We're not sure yet about the extent of the infection, so we won't do anything rashly."
The blood princess's red eyes were fixedly looking here, her expression had been a bit confused since they first met, but now she seemed to have reacted belatedly, she grabbed Zoya's arm next to her: "Sonya!
I haven’t asked you yet! What is going on with these people? I met them in the above world, and they said they were travelers... How did you get to know these people and bring them here?"
I was immediately dumbfounded: "...Why did you just remember to ask this? What did you do when we first met?"
The monster girl didn't look back: "I was confused just now and didn't think about it."
Me: "..." Okay, Bai was lamenting for a long time just now, right?
"Go and explain the situation to her." Bingtis casually waved his hand to Zoya, "Let's continue to study the treatment plan. This is a little troublesome... Two thousand years of continuous pollution, I'm afraid it can't be cleaned up by holy light purification alone.
Well, the expert diagnosis and treatment team must make a careful calculation."
Qianqian knew nothing about these professional things, but she still enthusiastically made suggestions: "Should we still let Ajun use punches in the face?"
Bingtis pondered for a moment and nodded slightly. Seeing this, I could only stretch out my fist and swing it over the familiar face. Finally, I sighed in embarrassment: "Oh, this is harder to do than before. Don't do it."
Even though we are acquaintances, just beating up a guy who doesn't resist is stressful enough."
Bingtis patted me on the shoulder: "Don't be so pretentious, where is the energy you used to beat me back then! Take that energy out! Anyway, you are carrying Dingdang. Dingdang will be treating you later, so just do it."
Beat it hard, use both internal and external methods, and it should be cured in one course of treatment..."
Zoya originally wanted to drag the Blood Princess to the side to explain the situation, but the latter watched helplessly as the "treatment plan" we discussed became more and more weird. How could she be easily dragged away? And even Sister Long, who knew everyone's identity, started to
Observed a few of us with strange eyes. Obviously, what Bingtis and I are discussing are different from the rescue methods in Zoya’s memory. This is normal. If you send someone to the hospital to have the appendix removed, if you see the attending doctor coming from
It would be embarrassing to take out a Jedi lightsaber from your pocket...
The Blood Princess couldn't break away from Zoya's hand for a moment, so she could only glare at everyone: "You should leave him immediately! No one is allowed to touch him until I understand your identity!"
"I won't be able to explain it for a while, but in short we have a way to purify this so-called demonic power." Bingtis squatted on the ground and squinted at the cat-eared girl who had blown up her ears and tail, "If you insist
If you want an explanation, then I can only say - we are the original owners of that artifact, and we are here to get back our own things and solve the various consequences caused by it."
Bingtis directly told the truth. Of course the Blood Princess didn't believe it. The other party didn't even care about what Bingtis said. She just made a threatening sound from her throat. She stared at us while struggling.
Wanting to break free from Zoya's grip: "Zoya, let go, these people are too weird, what are they going to do to Brother Manzi!? You... you stop, don't force me, once my animal nature breaks out, it will be difficult to control it."
of!"
Miss Lin's bad temper suddenly came out. She deliberately glanced at the Blood Princess with provocative eyes: "Beast nature? Oh, by the way, monsters are said to be able to inspire their own beast powers. But you are just a cat.
Where does the animality come from?”
The blood princess seems to be hooked. When we first met, I thought this monster girl was very calm, but I didn't expect that she still had the temper of the psychic cat: her hair would explode when stimulated, and she was beaten by the eldest lady.
After being so aroused, a deeper threatening sound suddenly came out from her throat, and finally she gritted her teeth and stared at this side: "Meow——"
It took me a long time to react before I realized that the animal nature she was talking about was this "meow".
Everyone was stunned, and after a long while, Bingtis waved his hands in a dumbfounded voice: "Okay, okay, we won't touch your barbarian brother for the time being. Hurry up and understand the matter clearly with that little dragon girl. We don't have the patience to explain it to you again."
Already."
The Blood Princess looked at everyone with doubts. Zoya quickly took the opportunity to drag her aside and started mumbling. The few of us looked on and smiled knowingly. Although the castle was eerie and lonely, somehow, my
My mood gradually improved.
It probably has something to do with the fact that the complicated history of this world has finally been revealed, and my messy mission is about to end: knowing that the true face of the Blood Princess turns out to be this, I feel like the artifact is already close in front of me.
"Ajun, I think this blood princess is so powerful." Qianqian suddenly tugged on my sleeve, leaned over and muttered.
I was startled by the hot breath in my ears and eyes, and then I looked at Qianqian in surprise: "Where did you see how powerful you are? This cute guy with such an animalistic temper can only meow..."
"I didn't say she was powerful in combat," Qian Qian curled her lips, "I said she was really infatuated. For two thousand years, these sisters stayed by the silly big man's side silently, even in the last few years of their lives.
She didn’t even intend to express her feelings. Can you tell? If we hadn’t come, she would have died as a cat in this dream with the silly guy. Fortunately, we didn’t come a few days late.”
Qian Qian's words also made others couldn't help but sigh. I silently looked at the monster girl who was talking to Zoya, and felt that if the five people who saved the world (including a "goddess") were not
If I had to choose a soulful character, it would probably be the Blood Princess. Even though she looks so petite, even though she still gives me the impression of a little black cat, even though she was just rated as "cute" by me.
, but to be fair, the strength and wisdom of this monster girl can still make people awe-inspiring. Finally, coupled with Qianqian's evaluation of the blood princess, I suddenly felt that even if I only knew the stories of those five people, I would not be able to survive this time.
My trip to this world was not in vain.
Zoya and the Blood Princess chatted in whispers for more than ten minutes, and then the two of them came to an end and walked over. The way the monster girl looked at everyone was completely different from before, and there might be a trace of God-seeking in her eyes.
Awe, but more of all, surprise and disbelief, when she came in front of everyone, she had the same reaction as Zoya, holding back only one word for a long time: "God?"
"Yes, that's the image of God anyway, believe it or not," I could tell by looking at the other person's eyes that she was remembering the way we were doing nothing when we were having dinner at the stupid man's house. We were squatting in a circle in the yard and watching.
Visca's behavior of counting ants must be very different from the image of God, and that scene also left a deep impression on the little black cat, so I smashed my hands and said, "Also, even if you don't believe it, don't be rude to us.
It’s not that I’m jealous, it’s mainly because there is a God of Time among us who has just completed his ascension to godhead. Disrespect to God can easily lead to double divine punishment. That thing is a non-intelligent program that we ourselves cannot control. That silver man behind you
Sister Long has already been hacked once."
Zoya turned her head in embarrassment: "Well, I've already told Lily about this."
The Blood Princess looked at a group of us in a daze, her eyes sliding over Qian Qian, Lin Xue, Bingtis and others in turn, recalling one by one as if talking to herself: "You scratched my chin...
You wiped your hands on me...you tricked me into eating spicy food...this is what you usually do...Is this really what God is like?"
I sighed: "I know that the artifact caused a lot of trouble in this world and made you have some prejudices against God, but this can really only be said to be an accident. The artifact itself is insured, but no amount of insurance can stop it.
Some people seek death and forcibly dismantle their phones. In fact, the Gods themselves are not much different from you, and in most cases they are very easy to get along with."
Bingtis also chimed in next to him: "It's just that you can't be God if you have a bad temper. Most of the prayers of mortals sound like customer complaints. They complain about the sky, parents, heaven, earth and sky. Sometimes they even complain directly.
Most of the nerves in a god's body that can persist in this position must be so strong that they are close to terminal necrosis..."
Lin Xue and I couldn't help but look askance at Bingtis, this female gangster is really embarrassed to say that she has a good temper?
"That's not what I meant..." The Blood Princess didn't understand Bingtis' true face yet, so she just murmured to herself, "I didn't expect you guys to eat too... Don't gods not eat the fireworks of the world?"
I laughed and thought, I have never seen Sandora before. Can you imagine the appetite of God? Sandora alone has increased the average appetite of the entire Xiling God System...
"Can we start treatment now?" I pointed at the silly big guy on the ground who was in a state of suspended animation (although he is Lord Dark Moon, I am still used to the name silly big guy), "Everyone else in the castle is
It’s easy to say, I’ll just let Bingtis do a big dispersal later, but the infection of the stupid big guy has been for more than two thousand years, and it has penetrated deeply into the soul, so I’m afraid I have to use some drastic measures.”
Speaking of this issue, the Blood Princess suddenly became very nervous: "Can it really be completely cured? That kind of demonic power..."
"Don't forget who made the artifact," Bingtis nodded condescendingly, "The abyss pollution we usually have to deal with is tens of thousands of times more serious than that on your two planets. The pollution in the artifact is only a trace at best.
A tiny sample."
The Blood Princess swallowed her saliva and her eyes suddenly became firm: "Do you need my help?"
I looked at the silly guy's face as big as a millstone and waved my fist: "The treatment process is very rough, just close your eyes."
The Blood Princess finally cooperated. She immediately turned around and said, "Hurry up then. Call me when you're ready."
I no longer hesitated, adjusted my mentality and concentrated with ease, and punched the stupid guy: "The long-term pain is not as good as the short-term pain of a punch in the face!"
This should be the lowest-level "patient" I have ever "treated" since I mastered the prodigal son's slap-in-the-face skill. The lowest-level person who was awakened by this punch before was also a high-level fallen apostle commander, which translates to the Void Staircase.
He is at least an intermediate god, and no matter how much the strength of the stupid guy changes, he is still limited to a mortal, and the abyss reaction on his body is quite weak. But a detailed analysis of the specific situation: the abyss pollution on the stupid guy is indeed weak in terms of equivalent, but he
The degree of pollution is extremely deep. Basically, he is now at the critical point between normal creatures and abyssal creatures. The result of the severe distortion of his soul is that the weak abyssal power in him has become the same as that of a high-level fallen apostle.
It's tricky, conventional purification methods don't work, and the only thing that can save him is a slap in the face.
There was a muffled "bang" sound, and I felt like my punch was hitting a stone. In order to prevent excessive force, I deliberately controlled the force of the punch to a very small level. But now judging from the feel, I seem to be still.
I underestimated the strength of this stupid guy’s head...
However, the effect of the treatment has been achieved. Under some kind of purification effect that I still haven't understood, the stupid guy returned to the ranks of normal creatures from that dangerous critical point. From now on, he will still carry the abyss pollution in his body.
There are traces of it, just like those apostles of the abyss who have been transformed, but he no longer needs to worry about losing his mind.
Although I controlled the force of this punch, the movement was still relatively loud. The muffled sound of "bang" made the blood princess who turned her back couldn't help but tremble. She obviously wanted to turn around but didn't dare to look back. Beside her,
Zoya watched the whole process of our "treatment" in stunned silence. She immediately thought of herself and covered her face in horror: "Is this how the infection on my body was cured?"
Zoya was brought to us by Bingtis after she rashly entered the Demon Cave and was infected. Of course she remembered that she had been contaminated, but before this moment she had never wondered how the gods could dispel the demonic power——
Now she sees it.
I waved my hand to her in embarrassment: "Don't be nervous, this is the ultimate treatment plan. Your infection is not that serious, so Bingtis helped you purify it."
Zoya let out a long breath and felt relieved.
When the Blood Princess heard that the "treatment" was completed, she finally turned her head hesitantly. She saw that there seemed to be no problem with the stupid man lying on the ground, and she was initially relieved, and then suddenly exclaimed:
"Hey, why is Brother Manzi's face swollen?"
Lin Xue turned her head away and squeezed out a few words through her teeth: "Sequelae... don't worry so much about it. Let's see the effect first and then wake him up."
"Oh." The Blood Princess nodded hurriedly, then rushed over and checked everywhere on the silly big guy. I saw her constantly releasing some small-scale spells. This should be to detect the abyss reaction and confirm that the abyss reaction is real.
After it disappeared, she was pleasantly surprised to release the large seal that was continuously operating in the room.
The shining runes all over the ground dimmed one by one, and the firebox inlaid on the wall automatically lit up "bang bang", replacing the runes and lighting up the entire room. A heavy deep breath came from the mouth and nose of the silly big man, this
The tower-like man took a deep breath as if he hadn't breathed for several years. At that time, I felt that the oxygen content in the whole room was dropping...
The man who had been sleeping for several years slowly opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw in his daze was the monster girl lying above him: "Uh, Lily? I had a very long dream last night, very special.
It’s been a long dream... I seem to be dreaming about the days when I was hunting in the mountains again... Why does my face hurt so much?"
Then he slowly woke up and saw another large group of people in front of him.
"Ah, how did these people... come out of their dreams?!" rs