"So, you just spent the whole day playing crazy in the amusement park?"
My sister lowered her head slightly, her eyes peeked out from under the long bangs, and swept around my face.
"Yes." The head of the empire and the two five-star generals lowered their eyebrows and pretended to admit their mistake.
"The reason is to allow the two little guys to return to their normal lolita form and to prevent themselves from being poisoned by militaristic thoughts..."
Speaking of the second half of the sentence, there was almost a black air behind Sister-sama's back.
Pandora and Viska immediately trembled and hugged each other: Although they have always regarded themselves as iron-blooded soldiers, but facing their elder sister who has the aura of "increased 100% damage to loli shota-type creatures and has a certain chance of dominating the opponent", these two
But it was completely defeated.
As for me?
"I'm very sorry, sister. We were wrong this time. We shouldn't have played. We forgot the time and made everyone wait until now. Moreover, we failed to live up to the family dinner that Anweina had finally prepared and caused Sandora to go berserk and chew up the sofa at home...
"
Although my sister is always very gentle, you have no idea how many terrible memories I had when I was a child!
"never mind……"
Seeing the way I admitted my mistake, my elder sister, who had seen this countless times since she was a child, knew that the next step would be my decisive act of shamelessness, so she simply turned around and announced the acquittal of the three criminals.
That's what happened. This afternoon, I was so engrossed in leading the two little guys to the amusement park that I lost track of time. When I finally received the call from my sister who was already a little annoyed from the spiritual connection, it was almost dark.
.
When we returned home, we were naturally greeted by the *** trial from our sister.
There was also the resentful look in Anweina's eyes, who had prepared meals for thirty people and was looking forward to making her master happy but had to wait for a long time.
And the horrifying scene of a certain appetite queen who went on a rampage in order to wait for the brother and sister trio to come home before eating, and crazily destroyed the sofa in the living room: By the way, Shandora, how hungry are you so hungry that you have to use the sofa in the living room to satisfy your hunger? The scope of eating is more curious.
You should restrain yourself a little bit, you idiot!
As if noticing my huge resentment, Sandora, who was busy biting the sofa because of hunger, blinked and raised her head: "Arjun?"
I put my hand on my forehead and said, "Baby, please spare the sofa, we can eat."
"Long live! I can finally eat... Arjun, I'm full." Shandora cheered less than halfway before suddenly showing a frown and saying this.
us:"……"
Have you really eaten a sofa?
Sandora is of course joking. Although this girl's recipe is unexpectedly extensive, she still prefers tableware to furniture...well, she prefers food. In her taste system, what is the world?
What a curious template it is?
During dinner time, I finally realized how big this family has become. The dining table that used to be just my sister and me now has the look of a banquet. Qianqian, Shandora, Pandora, Weiss
There are already eight people including Ka, Xiaobupao, Paopao, my sister and I, and there is no Lin Xuetian who often comes over to eat. Anweina and Alaya are two people who only need photosynthesis.
The one who survived, Lilina, that sinister pseudo-loli, is probably still immersed in the wonderful time of visiting relatives, otherwise our table would really be a bit full.
In addition to these people, there are two new members at our table: Misaka 10031 and Sylvia.
Needless to say, the latter goes without saying. As a former fallen apostle who has lost her memory, she has been classified as an "insider" by us from the beginning and is also a key surveillance target. As for the latter——
Maybe because she is the first Misaka sister we got to know, 10031 is more active than the other Misakas, and has a closer relationship with us. It is common to have dinner together like this now, and it is quite weird, this talking robot
The same Misaka sister and Xiaobubu actually seem to have quite a common language. I can't understand how they understand each other's words.
Is it just because each has a lot of mass-produced sisters?
"Arjun Arjun! How do you want to eat this?!"
Just as I was thinking about it, a high-pitched cry suddenly came from under my chin.
When I lowered my head, I happened to see a huge lobster tail dangling towards me.
Dingdong, your size is really tragic.
I forgot to mention one thing just now, Dingdang is also one of the people currently at this dining table, but it’s the same with or without her. Such a God who doesn’t take up much space and is never picky about food and can chew half an apple for a whole day is really awesome.
Good to take care of.
I took the lobster away, and Dingdang below kept his hands raised in the air, looking at me happily with his big green eyes, and the expression on his face was the same as that of Ding Ling's x.o.
Although it is very abstract to say this, every day's meal time seems to be a strange jungle adventure for Dingdang. He wanders under the huge trees and cups, climbs and jumps among the dishes and soup pots in the mountains and lakes.
During this time, the little goddess of life is like exploring a secret realm, and she is surprised to find her own treasures among the giant creatures around her from time to time, such as...this lobster now.
What a miserable entertainment!
With these thoughts that may be treasonous to the believers of the Cult of Life running through my mind, I quickly helped Dingdang peel off the shell of the lobster, picked out a little shredded meat, tied it with a toothpick and handed it to Dingdang, who
He immediately happily picked up his war supplies and began to inspect the braised pork position with great vigor.
I can't imagine what Dingdang is thinking in his mind right now.
"By the way, Sandora," I looked at the other end of the table who was slowly wrapping the fans around the chopsticks, amusing himself for a while with an excited expression on his face, and I suddenly remembered something.
, couldn't help but ask Sandora next to her in a low voice, "Did you find anything during the deep scan of Sylvia's memory core?"
At this moment, Sandora was busy breaking the fork in her hand into small pieces and mixing them into the sweet noodle sauce in front of her. She didn't stop what she was doing when she heard this, but answered with her mental connection without raising her head: "Yes.
I have made a rough guess, but her body has been severely modified by the abyss. Except for being able to identify that she once belonged to the mysterious apostle, most things cannot be analyzed. Sylvia's only energy vacuum skill seems to be her own.
Some abilities, like my mind control, do not belong to any of the standard skills of Xiling Apostles that we know, and there is no way to guess her identity with this clue."
When Shandora said this, she picked up the fully mixed steel fork dipping sauce with a small spoon, sandwiched it between two pieces of plain fire roast, chewed it crunchily, and continued to "speak": "But at least a little bit is okay.
It is certain that she was once an emperor-level apostle. The degree of concentration of her energy body and the residual strength of her soul are not comparable to those of ordinary apostles. There were only 135 emperors in the empire at the time, and I knew nearly half of them.
, and apart from a few soy sauce gangsters, most of the remaining dozens are well-known guys. Perhaps Sylvia’s identity needs to be found among those people.”
It seems that Paopao and her hosts are busy again... Hey! Give me a bite of normal food, you girl! At least save the chopsticks we will use for dinner tomorrow, you idiot!
On a sunny morning, the weather was surprisingly a little warm, which was rare in the gloomy and cold days since the beginning of winter. Taking advantage of the fine weather, my sister planned to take out the bedding at home and dry it in the yard, although this was not the case for me.
It seems very unnecessary. After all, we have too many ways to simulate sunlight, and it is more luxurious. I can even pull Alaya out and hang a chandelier so that I can use the holy light to bask in the quilt. But my sister doesn’t think so.
In her opinion, drying the bedding at home in the bright morning light is the right way, and the way of the Holy Light is a crooked way - I don't comment on this anyway.
The warm sunshine is indeed a good time to dry things, but little Bubbles, do you need to hang yourself on the shelf?
With my head full of black lines, I watched the elated little Bubble hanging himself on the shelf next to him and giggling. I deeply felt that Dad’s road was so difficult.
"It's such a nice weather -" a soft voice said slowly beside her. Sylvia narrowed her eyes slightly and looked up at the sun that was already hard to look at. Her silver-white hair seemed to be coated with a layer of sunlight.
A layer of metallic luster, "I feel like something good is going to happen..."
He is so slow that he will not be surprised no matter what he experiences. No matter how changing the environment around him, he will not be surprised. He even witnessed more than 30 "predator" mechas crushing past him an hour ago.
An hour later, I was standing in front of a house in a big city in China without knowing it. I had completely lost the motivation to complain.
"Sylvia, are you quite used to living here?"
I don’t know how many people I have repeated this sentence to in the past few days. My home suddenly has more than 10,000 tenants. How courageous do you think we, the landlord, must be?
"It's great - I finally don't have to worry about living expenses -"
Hearing Sylvia's answer, I was speechless and tried my best to look at the other end of the street: There is a pair of sisters there who may have something in common with you, right?
I don't quite agree with what Sylvia just said, "something good will happen." I don't know why, but from the moment I woke up in the morning, I felt like something terrible was about to come. That's right.
, it’s the same feeling every time Lin Xue brings me trouble, but it seems that the source of the trouble this time is not the great prophet Lin who has been imprisoned by his father and is reflecting on it, so who can it be?
Just as I was thinking this, a very familiar figure suddenly walked into our sight on the street in the distance.
A petite girl, who looked to be eleven or twelve years old at most, wearing a light green winter coat, was slowly walking over there. The most eye-catching thing was the huge luggage on her back.
, that thing was almost half of her height. From a distance, the other person looked like he was carrying a hill on his back. Combined with the girl's petite and exquisite figure, it looked weird.
Is this guy cosplaying snails recently?
"Hey! Why didn't you help me even if you saw it already!!"
I was busy wandering in my mind when such a call suddenly came from the depths of my spirit - although it had the smell of complaint, people could immediately hear the joy of reunion concealed in it after a long absence.
"You can carry 133 kilograms of souvenirs all the way from the train station to here." I ran over in a hurry and took the unprecedented huge luggage from the little girl's back. "Dingdang really gave you a pair of
A human body?”
"When you have nothing to do, use your life power to evolve yourself." The little girl shook her shoulders, and then suddenly jumped in front of me happily, "Aha, boss, I haven't seen me so *** in such a long time.
Cute little loli, you must be very lonely!? Did you do anything to Little Paopao and the others that would make everyone and God angry because I wasn’t around?”
...Lilina really hasn't changed at all. I hope she can correct her distorted outlook a little under the influence of maternal love after going home for a few days.
I was focusing on Lilina's huge package with one hand, and with the other hand I stabbed the latter's head gently and gently: "Damn girl! Did you say that to the boss? Is your family okay? The recognition went smoothly?"
As soon as I finished speaking, Lilina suddenly stopped, and before I could ask curiously, this pseudo-loli who always spoke of shockingly venomous snakes as her trademark suddenly bowed deeply to me.
I stared at Lilina's sudden move in stunned silence. The latter raised her head at this moment, with an extremely serious expression on her face, and then she breathed out softly: "Thank you again...Really, thank you very much."
…”
"Silly girl, why suddenly..."
I'm still a little confused. If I want to thank you, Lilina had already thanked her the day she was picked up by us. Why is it happening all of a sudden now?
"The moment I got home, I realized that I was so happy." The sinister and vicious pseudo-loli showed such a pure smile in front of me for the first time, "So, I think I should express my gratitude again seriously.
For the happiness I felt again when I returned home...what happened?"
I scratched my hair: "Then why are you back again? Aren't you at home?"
Lilina walked briskly in front of me: "I have already taken my mother over! I asked an imperial officer to help arrange it. I will live here with the old man from now on. I came here today just as an employee to report to the boss."
Well, my mother also said that I must repay such a great kindness. Although she doesn’t know much about our affairs, this is the only thing she asked me to do. Besides, I am also a life.
Said the Chief Priestess of the Goddess!”
From Lilina's words, I roughly understood what happened. Anyway, seeing that this guy has finally ushered in his new life and made up for his biggest regret, I am quite happy for her.
"Ah la - is this little sister Chen Jun's sister? Or is she like Little Bubble - also a daughter?"
The slow voice suddenly woke me up from my meditation. When I looked up, it turned out that Sylvia was already standing in front of us. She was wearing a warm smile and looking at her curiously. She looked one year younger than Pandora.
Lilina greeted the other party softly: "Hello - my name is Sylvia - this is the first time we meet, please give me some advice..."
"What a strange speaking speed," Lilina felt frightened as she was being looked at by the silver-haired strange girl in front of her. Then she suddenly turned her head and looked at me sternly, "New girl?"
I was embarrassed: "...although strictly speaking you are right."
But can't you use a healthier way to describe it?
Because the identity of both of them is not very normal - strictly speaking, everyone in our place has an abnormal identity, I just briefly introduced them to them, and then took Lilina into the house. The latter is not stupid,
Naturally, I thought that I could live in such a place full of life forms from different dimensions. The identity of this silver-haired girl must not be simple, so I didn’t ask much. I just waited until I entered the living room before asking through the spiritual connection: "That Sylvie
Who is Ya? Why can't I feel her energy fluctuations at all? And the vitality in her body is so strange."
"Remember the Fallen Apostles Legion in the world of Azeroth, right?"
"Of course I will remember it," Lilina immediately curled her lips, "I was very impressed. Thanks to their invasion, I almost starved to death in the ruins of Silvermoon City."
"The one just now was one of the great leaders of the fallen apostles."
Lilina immediately looked at me in horror. After getting a positive answer from the spiritual connection, this guy immediately exclaimed: "What? No way!? The fallen apostle has captured the empire headquarters?"
"Capture your sister!" Seeing Lilina's spineless look of preparing to pack up and run away, I decisively got hit and then roughly told this story about Sylvia's situation and our actions in the past period.
It’s time to speak out about the amazing pseudo-loli again.
In the end, this guy still said something shocking.
"You said there are more than 10,000 girls in the Shadow City now?" Lilina tilted 30° and looked up at me with contempt, "I say, Your Majesty, take care of your dragon body!"
Do you dare to make your brainstorming process public?
Lilina's sudden return was a little surprise for us, and the large number of local specialties she brought back made Sandora, a foodie, excited, but to be honest, I really don't know what kind of food there is in Sandora.
In the worldview, how should the word "delicious" be defined? I have never seen anyone taste Jingdezhen ceramics like Master Kong.
Put it this way, what's going on with that bad feeling I've had since this morning? Although a pseudo-loli with a bad personality and a vicious tongue is back, but this shouldn't be such a bad thing, right?
Is there something wrong with the legendary man’s seventh sense?
Although I dare not say that I can predict the future as well as Lin Xue's cheating device, my intuition has always been very accurate. In theory, there should be no misjudgment, right?
Such doubts continued until the afternoon, and were then dispelled by the news brought by Tavel.
She caught a bug in our newly built sniper cannon.