Three days have passed since the Alliance and the Horde jointly managed the floating population from other worlds. Now, the fragile agreement has long been gone, and the drum of war for tourists is sounding again...
This is the current lively situation in Shadow City.
On one side are the travelers from other worlds, and on the other are the empire's vassal races from Azeroth or other worlds. Although there are huge differences between the two, from the point of view of "outsiders", they can be said to have arrived at the same destination through different paths.
When the people were stranded in the Shadow City and the Kuiper Belt base, some genius goblin businessman smelled the smell of making a fortune. So, almost overnight, the "Golden Rose Kuiper Belt Branch" and the "Blackwater Hotel Earth Chain"
, depressing stores such as the "Hospitality Ironforge Five-Star Suites Hotel" have popped up like dog urine after rain in the "immigrant residential area" of the empire base, with the slogan of "let you experience hometown".
(Durotar Propaganda Department)", "Humanized service, familiar local accents ring in another world (Stormwind City Political Propaganda Committee)", "Even if we come from our respective ends of the world, here at least I can understand your sadness (
"Silver Moon City Media Center)" and other various banners started a Taobao craze that took place in another world.
Yes, it's Taobao. The fees required by these hotels that stunned me are not gold or other currencies. Facing the differences in planes, these hard currencies have to soften, just like the person wearing a twenty-pound iron chain on his body.
Just like the heirs of nobles who thought they were rich, only to find that a trash can on the roadside was purer than their own. Gold, the precious metal common in Azeroth and Earth, was worth slightly more than copper in the Vidis Empire. The money charged by these hotels
The fees are weird, but they all revolve around the word "specialty".
Okay, two words...
The purple soft glass from the half-dragon, the blue anorthosite from the Gallente explorer, the Tiberium crystal from the gdi commander, and the qb from Tomoe Mami... This is nonsense.
In short, these gadgets carried by travelers have now temporarily become common equivalents in the residential area. They may be regarded as worthless personal belongings by their original owners, but in the eyes of businessmen of all races with economic vision, these
As long as you collect the good stuff and bring it back to your original world, you will have enough wealth to buy an apartment within the second ring road. No matter which world you are in, aristocrats who are money-hungry and love sluts will always be taken advantage of.
, a qualified profiteer will not let go of any opportunity to make money from such people, and time travelers can rely on these gadgets that they do not need in exchange for the right to live in a "foreigner hotel style suite", or a large sum of money.
Empire coins allowed them to buy a lot of souvenirs. Even if these hotels were just temporary rooms, many time travelers were interested in the added value. So, for a while, the business of such hotels was booming.
As a result, most of the imperial-style barracks we prepared are empty...
"They have obvious advantages." In front of a hotel with a very vulgar sign of "Home of Believers", a certain lady was holding a calculator and clicking it to calculate how much foreign exchange we had lost.
, "It's part of the nostalgia card. The world that some time travelers come from is very similar to the world that the hotel operators come from. Living there can really help the former feel a little bit like home. It's part of the emotional card. Although some time travelers may not be able to
It feels like finding my hometown, but the people who run the hotel are also foreigners. Even if it doesn't have the same atmosphere as my hometown, there is always a sense of sympathy - even if it is just the former's wishful thinking, there is still a sense of freshness, even if it is a time-travel experience away from home.
Those who are curious are also curious, and it is not worth the trip to experience the local customs of another world. In addition, these messy hotels have countless advantages, but correspondingly——"
Having said this, the lady in red with twin ponytails waved the calculator in her hand very imposingly, pointing straight at my nose with one hand: "Look at your standard barracks! It's rigid, blunt, samey, and a piece of iron.
Ash, everything is useless except being neat. Even the house number is stupidly placed in the middle of the door, and tenants are not allowed to hang anything on the wall! This is a prison, this is the atmosphere of a prison! Except for those things, there is really nothing to exchange.
Unlucky guy, who wants to live in a cage-like place like that? Even this tacky church hotel run by the woman named Laura Stewart has more discernment than you. At least they have launched an otherworldly religious experience.
Service, a bottle of holy water mixed with Nongfu Spring is directly priced at two hundred imperial coins. My alien uncle, your foreign exchange reserves are losing, and your economic building is collapsing! And if you don’t establish relevant monetary policies,
This place is in chaos!!"
"Um..." After being taught a lesson by this rude young lady, I carefully raised ***'s hand, "Rin, let me ask a question first, why did you come suddenly?"
That's right, the eldest lady in front of me now is neither Lin Xue nor Ding Ling. She should be in another time and space, but she suddenly opened the time and space door this morning and was transported here, but she was almost regarded as a time travel by the highly nervous Shadow City urban management.
Tohsaka Rin, who was captured by the traverser, was wandering near the Shadow Fortress at the time, uh, inspecting the construction of the traverser's residential area. As a result, the traverser danced past me and was escorted by a group of soldiers. After rescuing the traverser,
We started chatting in front of this hotel owned by Laura Stewart.
"Uncle Alien ***, are you driving me away?!" The girl's heroic eyebrows were raised slightly, showing a look of dissatisfaction, but the trace of panic flashing in her eyes still revealed the fact that the other party cared about this issue.
"That's not the case. My question is: should it be your class time now, right?"
"Eh? How do you know?"
I spread my hands and said, "You underestimate your sister Qianqian's busy work when she has nothing to do. She is busy compiling a book called "The History of Time" these days."
Miss Tohsaka, who skipped school and came here, almost fell down: "You super people usually have enough time to spare."
Hey! If you look at the chaos in the entire Shadow City now, you will know how busy we are!
"But speaking of which, I really didn't expect it to be like this in your territory. The wisest thing I have done in my life is to meet a super rich man like you." Looking at the shadow city, it is completely different from human society.
With different super-technological landscapes and the mighty imperial army on patrol, Miss Tohsaka did not hide her unruly sexual spirit at all, "I feel like I can't help myself if I don't rip you off hard!"
"
"Bang!" Finally, I couldn't help but give this unfettered *** lady a sharp knife. It is so natural to say that extortion is taken for granted. Tohsaka, have you forgotten the glory of your family?
"Well, it's been a long time since I saw the sword..." Tohsaka covered his head, but a strangely reminiscence look appeared on his face, which made me feel a chill in my heart: This girl won't be reminded of her father by my sword again.
Bar?
By the way, Tokiomi Tohsaka, did you beat your own daughter with one knife after another when she was a child?
"Hey, after talking for a long time, you still haven't said what you are here for?" I scratched my hair and asked the question about how I was almost transferred away by the young lady in front of me. In my memory, top students like Tohsaka were not able to
A girl who skipped class, did this girl come here just because she wanted to recall the warmth of her father's love? This is simply too good... Ahem, it's so impossible.
"I'm going to England," Rin Tosaka lowered his shoulders and whispered, "Of course, it's England in my world. Because I practice magic... I've already said hello to Emiya and Sakura, but I still feel that...
I should say something to the alien uncle..."
I scratched my hair and said in confusion: "It seems unnecessary, right? We are separated by two worlds. With such a big span, whether you go to study in the UK or go on an Antarctic scientific expedition seems to be a different distance to me."
Rin Tosaka looked at me blankly, and three seconds later a sudden kick came over him: "Uncle Alien, you are really an idiot - ah, it hurts!"
Seeing Miss Tosaka grimacing while holding her calf in pain, I finally thought about why she made a special trip to say goodbye to me: For me, it is very easy to find Tosaka, and it only takes less than three seconds.
The clock, but for the latter, the only way for her to come to me is the teleportation device in the basement of her home. Although that thing will theoretically not be damaged before the exclamation mark of human civilization, it cannot be moved. Tohsaka went to study in the UK
It is definitely impossible to go back to Japan every now and then and drive to another world. Therefore, for her, going to England means that she will not be able to see us for a long time. Although it is tearful to say it, it is very
To describe it, the orphan girl who has just found her father's love is very confused at the moment.
Oh, I really can’t understand. If this is the case, why do you have to go to the UK? Just throw away the family and move here and apply for an imperial green card with Saber and the others. At worst, I will be responsible for unifying the Tohsaka family. Anyway,
We can't use the strength of two squads...
Maybe it’s because I can’t understand Tohsaka’s persistence that I’ve always been called a hopeless best friend by Lin Xue.
"Well, I will take time to see you in the future." After figuring out the other party's intention, I also showed a warm smile that Lin Xue named "Daddy's Power" and gave Tosaka a gentle kiss on his head.
Press, "With those heroic spirits, you must also like the lively atmosphere, right?"
"Really?" Tohsaka looked at me in surprise, "But you are the head of the empire... you shouldn't have to take care of everything... Of course, I didn't expect anything from you coming to see me! It's just that I didn't expect that a big shot like you would
Just take time to pay attention to such boring things..."
Ignoring the other party's obviously arrogant behavior, I looked up to the sky and laughed: "Ah, well... a qualified leader should learn to let his subordinates share their worries, aha, ahaha."
"Sure enough, it's just like what the sister named Lin Xue said. She is hopelessly hopelessly hopeless." Tohsaka unexpectedly got my promise, and he felt much better. "Ah, speaking of it, that girl named
Is it possible that Lin Xue’s sister is also your concubine? You are indeed the ruler of the empire, you are surrounded by beautiful girls~~”
"puff--"
I almost had a trigeminal nerve twitch. Why does this girl dare to say anything?
Just when I was planning to explain to Tosaka the relationship between Lin Xue, a strange creature, and myself, but I didn’t know where to start due to the sudden ambiguous atmosphere between the two of us recently, the faint sound of explosions coming from the distance quickly attracted me.
attention.
"What's wrong? Uncle Alien?" Tohsaka looked at me curiously. Of course, her ears were not strong enough to hear the explosion that required high-precision instruments to record. At this moment, she was just looking at the change in my face and was very surprised.
"It's nothing, there seems to be something wrong in one of the settlements. I have to go and take a look - you can go around on your own first. Any imperial soldier here will be happy to be your guide."
"No, I'm going back. It seems that my big shot uncle is busy with something, so I'll go back first, but... you must remember to come see me!"
With a warm and happy smile, the girl who had always shouldered the burden of the family seemed to relax instantly. Even though it was only for a moment, the bright brilliance on her face was still dazzling.
Then, with my blank expression on my face, this girl who suddenly had a bright and sunny look held up a special navigation device for Shadow City and disappeared across the street corner in front of me in fifteen minutes.
If you go up to help guide the way, you will definitely be beaten to a mosaic by the angry opponent. This is the most valuable experience I have accumulated after living with a bunch of weird-tempered girls in my family for a long time - I have paid at least more than two hundred dollars.
The price of tooth marks.
Shaking my head, I threw the bad memories about the tooth marks into a hairy corner of my memory. I took long strides and ran towards the direction where the commotion was coming from. I could vaguely sense that the Empire had begun to appear nearby.
The patrol moved closer.
Here is a side note: It was only after I ran to my destination that I remembered that there is something called a car in this world that can save you from running...
After arriving at another residential area far away, the first thing that caught my eye was a large circle of people who didn't know the truth and the imperial soldiers who had formed a front line. My sister and Sandora had already
I rushed to the scene, and now I was frowning and communicating in a low voice.
Seeing the crowds of people around, which can truly be called a crowd of onlookers from all over the world, such as swordsmen, Jedi, immortals, otakus, super-*** sword fighters, fire-mist warriors, monks, shamans, heretics, and saints, I completely believed the word "curious"
The heart is the first step in human sin."
"What's going on? Sister, Sandora?"
"Oh, Arjun," my sister turned around and saw me, showing a helpless smile that I had become so familiar with when I was about seven years old that I could form a holographic image in my mind. Yes, it was just like seeing a child getting into trouble, "
That man named Sagara Sosuke had a conflict with the Spartans."
There was a thunderous sound, and the old man was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.
After going back and forth with the formulas in my mind for a long time, I completed the proposition of Sosuke Sagara vs. Sparta, and then I exclaimed how magical this time travel thing is.
Indeed, the most eye-catching group of people who were separated by the isolation belt formed by the imperial soldiers were the group of shirtless men in trousers and cloaks. Their stylish attire was exactly the same as when they first arrived, and they faced a group of biceps-looking men.
The smell is bad, I can even responsibly doubt whether these guys have taken a shower after coming here. The blood and mud marks on their bodies now smell of cumin.
Opposite these Spartan warriors, there is a certain troublemaker that I ignored at first. It was only after my sister and Sandra jointly reminded me that I noticed Sousuke Sagara.
There's no way around it, those 73 pairs of biceps are too camera-stealing.
"Disperse the crowd, and then bring Sosuke Sagara and Beodar to the neighborhood committee."
Saying these words coolly, I walked away from everyone's sight with the majestic aura of a director of a neighborhood committee.
"You two, now you can talk about what happened."
In the office of the "neighborhood committee", I looked at the two seemingly honest guys in front of me with dissatisfaction and spoke in a stern tone.
As a standard Spartan soldier, Beodahl has always cherished words like gold. To put it bluntly, he is hopelessly stupid. But fortunately, Sosuke Sagara is a guy who is good at describing intelligence, and the latter cannot lie. I
Finally I got a rough idea of what happened.
It's very simple. I planted mines near Sparta's "garrison" so densely that an ant could step on three of them at the same time. Then a passing Spartan soldier accidentally got hit.
Although the latter's astonishing agility and vigilance tempered by many battles finally avoided casualties, the conflict between the two sides was thus forged. The brave Spartan centurion Beodar gave an order and more than seventy soldiers were killed.
The men in shorts were so angry that they carried spears and decided to chop up the scarred boy who caused the scene. Then they were quickly stopped by the imperial soldiers who came after hearing the news. That was it.
"Sousuke Sagara," I showed a gentle and friendly smile, looking at a certain mercenary who was retreating with cold sweat on his face, "you still remember that spaceship, right? The one you were asked to prepare for polishing."
"Remember...remember..."
"There's good news. Because the spacecraft has to perform other tasks, it has been transferred away. You don't have to polish it."
Sagara Sosuke was overjoyed.
"There is bad news. Since there are more and more travelers and the small patrol ships do not have the function of carrying quick reaction troops, I decided to mobilize three larger ones - they will arrive tomorrow and be ready to support the three ships.
Let’s polish and wax the giant battleship and replace it with three filters!!!”
When the other party heard this, he almost cried.
"You are violating military orders!" I slammed the pencil in my hand on the map and said, I wish someone could give me a pair of eyes at this time. "You are naked sectarianism and naked shamelessness."
The organization has no discipline! The Imperial Military Regulations clearly stipulate that third-party military personnel protected by the Imperial Party must unconditionally obey the Imperial Military Code during the period of protection! You are still in my military controlled area
Secretly manufacturing and storing explosives! I should kill you! Where is the code for outsiders (for Sosuke Sagara) that was given to you before? The eight thousand honors and eight thousand shame for the residents of your residence area (for Sosuke Sagara's special version)
What about the version)? Why is the traveler's essential one billion sent to you (still the special version for Sosuke Sagara)? Have you read it yet?!"
After being yelled at by me, Sosuke Sagara had a troubled face, and finally he spoke weakly: "Um... As for those manuals, why am I the only one who has them?"
Nonsense! If I hadn't tied you down with the four-G residents' code in advance, it wouldn't have just been a Spartan blasted into the sky by a mine, you scumbag!