The five hundred and sixtieth nine chapters of the history of the most disturbing intrusion
Chapter 569 The most troublesome intrusion in history
As soon as I heard the words "three clever tips...", Lin Xue burst out into a fit of convulsive laughter. Although I couldn't see what Lin Xue was doing on the projection, I could still imagine it listening to the roaring background sound.
That girl is rolling all over the floor. There are so many prophets in human history. Basically, any schizophrenic Lord in the Middle Ages would dare to say that he is a prophet, but among the few prophets in the reinforcement brigade, there is no one like Lin Xue.
It's just as bad. Back then, Zhuge Liang wanted to write "Lord, please read the Tips Bag No. 2" in the brochure. I guess there will be no mention of the Three Kingdoms in later generations...
"Oh hehehe~~~~ Mu Mu, you have really been fooled! This eldest lady is indeed your nemesis haha!!" Lin Xue's side was convulsing as if she had taken too many stimulants, and my side was full of black lines.
: "Okay, okay, you think this is interesting?"
"Life should be full of joy," Lin Xue suppressed her laughter, supported her waist and returned to the communicator, and replied seriously, "Well, Mu Mu, you should have seen the last words written on the inside of the bag, right?
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"Do you still know?"
I rolled my eyes, this girl can see everything and still pretend to be like me.
"I really didn't see it," Lin Xue admitted honestly. "After struggling all night, I saw you reach the point where you finished reading the third note. The interference in that world is too serious..."
If you have this time, can't you do something useful?
"By the way, Mu Mu," Lin Xue quickly changed the subject as if she knew I was going to teach her a lesson next, "The imperial fleet should be hidden now, right?"
"Well, they have now established an outpost in a red giant star," I nodded, "but you have to tell me, is there any point in doing this?"
"I don't see it very clearly," Lin Xue looked very serious, "but one thing can be confirmed. The appearance of a large-scale imperial fleet in this world will cause very troublesome things... Ah, Sandora has something to do with you.
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Sandora's figure appeared in front of the communicator. Her expression looked very strange, a little worried, but more helpless.
"Little Bubble said she lost her glitter."
Sandora's first sentence was this, which made me hesitate for a moment: "She lost her toy again?"
"It would be better if the toy was lost," Sandora sighed, "This time her toy manager is missing."
Suddenly a shining golden figure jumped into my mind.
"That guy with all the golden light is missing!? Wasn't she always with Little Bubbles?"
"And... Sylvia is also missing..."
Shandora's first sentence only made me a little stunned, but her last sentence made me feel like I was struck by lightning.
Wait a moment? She also disappeared? Is there a riot in Shadow City?
You don’t have fun with me like this! How could Sylvia get lost!
Although her brain is slow, Sylvia has never lost her way. Of course, this does not mean that she has any talent in finding the way, but because she is so out of touch that she leaves her home almost every time she goes out.
I forgot where I was going on that street before, and then wandered back. This made Sylvia like a mole who never leaves his own territory. There is no chance of getting lost. But what happened this time? Listen.
Sandora's tone, she disappeared with Jin Shining?
"Arjun, you have to hold on -" Shandora saw the expression on my face scrolling like a scroll on the screen, and said a little hesitantly, "The two of them...may have sneaked onto one of your battlecruisers...
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I was turned into stone on the spot and turned into a monument.
"Reno, inform all your captains that two huge troublemakers have sneaked into the fleet!"
The stubble-bearded uncle had been listening to our communications from the beginning, and of course he knew what was going on. Moreover, the silver-haired man was very famous because of his thinking speed and his mysterious identity that hardly belonged to the real timeline. This made Renault
He immediately understood the seriousness of the matter: "I'm going to ask them to send out ghost agents and dark templar warriors - well, if they resist, we don't seem to be able to suppress them?"
"So don't disturb them, I'll go there myself."
The order was issued to the entire fleet in an instant, and the more than a thousand battlecruisers immediately became lively. There were ghost agents and dark templars running around everywhere. The two old friends Renault and Zeratul were really anxious now.
Angry: Two unrelated personnel sneaked into his army, and he didn't know this until he was reminded by the base behind him. This would be a disgraceful thing to anyone, even though Jin Shining Shining is a heroic spirit and has great strength.
, can hide from the security measures of the federal army, but it is a slap in the face that the slow and silly Sylvia also sneaks in. The latter's thinking circuit has always been classified as an absolutely harmless variety by us...
The search for the two stowaways went unexpectedly smoothly. In other words, these two idiots with an average IQ of around 9 had no idea of hiding their whereabouts.
When I bumped into these two silly girls near the main power furnace, Sister Jill was dragging an innocent-looking operator to ask for directions. They had been wandering around the power furnace for more than ten minutes.
After receiving our instructions to stabilize each other, the Dark Templar casually pointed the way to Gil, and the two idiots happily continued their adventure within the ship.
The Dark Templar was struck by lightning at that time, and then sent us a message with a tangled expression, while pointing out the direction in which the two idiots were going.
So, everything is that simple.
Sylvia and Sister Jill are a pair of idiots who make people completely speechless. The former is the slowest guy in the entire empire, while the latter is one of the famous "Bubble-Ding Dong-Golden Sparkling" idiot trio.
The second child, these two men with average IQs around 9 miraculously managed to get into the expeditionary force. Naturally, it cannot have anything to do with strategy or anything like that. It was all just cheating by that shiny guy.
"Ha, it's so relaxing and happy. How could I be playing with a little girl all the time?" The speaker was Niang Xingxian, wearing a six-plus-size armor that was eye-catching and walking in the empty passage inside the ship. Although there was no Ah
With Raye's self-luminous ability, sister Jill is still so radiant, "I finally managed to escape this time. Really, all the high-ranking heroic spirits are going to participate in the expedition, but I still have to fight with a little girl."
, how many times have they carried out missions... Hey, white-haired one, what are you picking at!"
Sylvia, who was lying on the corridor with her mouth slightly open, squinting one eye and looking in at the ventilation hole in the corridor, said softly, "Ah", and then turned back slowly: "What a magical place.
Oh...I didn’t expect there to be such a place, um-that-where is this-"
Until now, she has not reacted and is still in a dazed state. Well, in fact, she has never reacted to something.
"Hey," Sister Jill immediately snorted impatiently, "It was my biggest mistake to take a fool like you with me. I saw you walking around the guard post and thought you were from the military. After all the trouble of kidnapping you, you turned out to be just someone from the military.
He's just an idiot... Hey, white-haired man, listen, I am conducting a very important military operation, no matter what happens, don't drag me back, otherwise don't blame me for abandoning you at the critical moment!"
There is also a folk version of this sentence: If you do this again, I won’t take you to play!
The above is everything I saw and heard when I came directly behind the two stowaways through the teleportation device. Together, these two idiots are simply invincible.
"Ahem!!" Seeing that the two idiots who were not even cautious at all ignored the person who was suddenly teleported and walked further and further away, I immediately coughed twice, causing the golden and silver fur in front of me to tremble.
It needs to be explained here that it was Sister Jill who was suddenly excited. Sylvia saw Jill trembling for a moment and then froze for a long time before remembering to tremble...
"You two, the adventure is over."
With a boss smile on my face, I walked forward step by step while the two girls looked at me in surprise (I seriously doubted whether Sylvia’s dull little face had a look of surprise on her face), and as I
After the words fell, the empty main passage quickly flashed with red alarm light. Amidst the bursts of sirens, heavy isolation doors fell from far to near behind the two girls. After each door closed,
A burst of blue sparks were stimulated all around, obviously an electric field had been applied, the sudden appearance of the ultimate boss, the steel channel shining with red light, the piercing sirens, the girls clinging to each other in panic, and the falling objects one by one from far to near.
The heavy gate, this scene is so Hollywood.
"Ah - it's Mr. Chen -"
As if she was completely unaware of the strange atmosphere around her, Sylvia immediately raised her hand to greet me cheerfully. At the same time, the heavy gate about twenty meters away from them had been closed.
"Ah! It's you, a black-hearted pariah... uh, boss!"
Unlike Sylvia who was heartless, Sister Jill screamed out in shock, and as her words fell, the nearest gate behind her also closed heavily.
"Looking at how you run away this time, I don't believe Jin Shining you dare to open a hole in the battleship in front of the boss."
With the expression of a complete winner, I smiled at Sister Jill with a dazzling Crest Seven-Effect Smile, and then, a gate fell from the sky...
Standing between me and these two idiots...
The winner's smile instantly turned into a relief. I was stupid at that time, and theoretically, I think the two stupid girls opposite were also stupid - who would have thought that just now, a pair of helpless and panicked girls were forced in by the approaching isolation door.
It was a desperate situation. The next second, the isolation door kept going all the way and the big boss was locked out. This scene was so fucking imperial-style...
I’m giving you a thumbs up! I didn’t notice at all just now that there is an isolation door between me and her! Who can tell me in which movie the boss who appears at the end is also isolated by an isolation door!
"Boom!" There was a loud noise, and a big hole was opened in the middle of the gate that had just been closed. I was choked and sneezed and coughed. God knows what kind of material this layer of interstellar alloy is made of, but it is just added.
It was just hot, and the taste was almost the same as Sandora's high-energy cooking. When I jumped out of the big hole, I found that Sylvia and Gilgamesh, who had not yet recovered from a series of great changes, were looking at each other with expressions on their faces.
They hugged each other dumbfounded and looked at the smoke-filled gate for a long time without saying anything.
"Old... boss," Sister Jill reacted faster than Sylvia, "Didn't you say you can't open a hole in the battleship?"
"I don't allow you to dig holes! But this is your boss's ship!"
Reno's dumbfounding voice immediately came from the public channel: "Your Majesty the Emperor, but this is federal property...", and the background sound was Zeratul's shaking cough.
Yep, it seems that he is usually too arrogant. Uncle Hu Stubble, who used to respect the empire like a god, started to complain about the head of state of the empire.
Sylvia may have been frightened by the explosion so close to her. This girl pretended to be the Emperor of Xiling, but in reality she was living on government relief funds and running a dessert shop in a military-controlled area.
Star Military Base also insisted that he was just a natural god who moved to another school district in Academy City. A metal gate ten meters away in front of him that could have pushed Tokyo Tower into the ground turned into a hole in an instant. Maybe
This idiot will have an indelible psychological shadow on all metal products...
As a result, just when I was thinking about how to appease this guy, she said slowly: "Wow (this 'wow' took two seconds) - does Chen Jun know magic?"
Gilmei fell to the ground with a "pop" on the spot, and her head hit the ground on the titanium alloy steel plate with a "clang" sound: "God-like enemies and pig-like teammates have all met. Who did I provoke in my previous life?"
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Please forgive me. You and Sylvia just met, and I have been tortured by this silly girl more than once. Now Alaya can find a sense of superiority over Sylvia. Think about it, can this person be saved?
The muscles on my face trembled for a while, and I switched to a serious state, pointing at Niang Shanshan, whose eyes were a little erratic, and speaking righteously: "Okay, now explain to me, how did you get in - weren't you asked to be a nanny?
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"Are you insulting the dignity of this king?!" Niang Xingxian asked the nanny to say the words, and the hair on her body suddenly stood up. "This king is the oldest king of mankind and the greatest..."
I knocked on her forehead with a bang: "Okay, okay, my hero emperors are all organized according to battalions. Well, Sylvia, do you want to find a room to rest first?"
I suddenly remembered that there is another guy here who should be eliminated first. The lower limit of Sylvia's brain is still a mystery, although now it seems that she has miraculously ignored the sci-fi spaceship scenes and the pierced objects around her.
Alloy gate, but I'm worried that this guy will suddenly become curious about the surrounding environment. Well, in fact, Sylvia's slow reaction now is already a miracle.
"Ah, but I'm not tired -" Sylvia shook her head slowly, "Chen Jun, where is this place? It seems that the walls are all made of steel..."
My head tightened, I didn't expect this guy to actually have the ability to think.
"Ahem, this is a secret, don't ask random questions!"
In response to such an obviously irresponsible answer, Sylvia miraculously did not think about it at all and just nodded clearly: "Oh, I got it -"
Then with a pure smile, he stood aside and entered the vase state.
This is simply a creature that can be described as a miracle! If she usually hangs out with Little Bubble and the others, how can there be a mother in the idiot trio?
Speaking of Niang Shining, I’m quite curious, how did she get in?
Knowing that she could no longer hide it, Sister Gil confessed readily. In fact, there was nothing thrilling about the process. As a high-ranking heroic spirit, and because she was the "little princess's royal pet", Sister Gil was considered a high-ranking figure in the imperial affairs system.
The privileged class is not big or small, because in most cases no one can restrict the actions of the elusive Little Bubbles, so most of the time no one can restrict the actions of Sister Jill who is equipped with the equipment bound to Little Bubbles. This is the advantage.
Encouraged by the conditions, from the moment she learned that her old acquaintances were about to join the army as hand-picked guards for this expedition, Gilmei thought that she could escape the sea of suffering and return to the days when white clothes were like snow and came and went like wind.
The time has come.
Use a huge rag doll and a bunch of treasures you collected to attract the attention of the little princess. Use a lot of lollipops to make the little princess have no time to pay attention to herself for a long time. Take off her armor and change into casual clothes.
She looked like she was going to sleep in an outside room, and then successfully escaped from the "magic cave". It must be said that the months-long career of pets + nannies + collectibles made the former oldest king of Uruk learn many subtle skills. She
Just like that, he successfully escaped the control of the Demon King Little Bubble, breathed the free air under the sun again, and then... Sayazi ran towards the Shadow Fortress Star Port portal.
Because Little Bubble will find that his collection is missing the biggest item at any time, and the ubiquitous little devil might suddenly appear in front of him at any time, although at most he will be happily carried home by the little princess and raised.
There will be no punishment, but it feels like His Majesty the Hero King, who has lost all moral integrity in the past few months, really doesn't want to go back to the daily routine that is both physically and mentally humiliating.
Even if you cannot keep your dignity as a king, you must at least conquer the battlefield as a warrior!
The above are Jin Shining's true inner thoughts that he confessed to me. This naive guy seems to have not realized that joining us on the expedition has nothing to do with the glory of the warrior.
"As for this stupid guy with egg white hair," after telling her story of blood and tears of escaping from the devil's cave, Niang Xingxing waved her hand and pointed to the side with a peaceful smile on her face. She looked as pretty and lovely as any lady, but in fact she was just sitting in a daze like a vase.
Via, the latter immediately nodded and smiled at Sister Gil cheerfully, "Originally, I had already crossed the military police line, but in the end I bumped head-on into this guy who was walking in the military restricted area. I know that the more powerful your subordinates are,
The commander usually looks less and less like a soldier, so I thought she was a military member! It took a lot of effort to kidnap her, but I didn't expect that she turned out to be a pig-like teammate!!"
Jill sister successfully kidnapped Sylvia, should I say this is a victory of IQ 10 against IQ 9?