Chapter 656: Private Interview with the Gods in Private Servers
The five members of the God Clan *** looked at each other and I looked at the group of stars in front of me who were dressed like the teachers and students who skipped class in the city's No. 2 Middle School. I didn't gasp for ten seconds.
"Aha, Chen, your expression is so funny!" Bingtis will never look at the atmosphere or other people's expressions. This careless female gangster came up and gave her a bear hug, not caring at all about Sandora next to her.
The expression on his face said, "You won't recognize me when I look like this?!"
I danced and tried to break away, but the soft body on the other side made it impossible to know where to put my hands, so I had to use the mental radio to protest: "Ding Dong! If this female gangster doesn't let go, I will die!"
"It's okay, it's okay, you won't die if you don't breathe anyway," Bingtis said, but he let go of his hand obediently, then took half a step back and turned around in front of me, "How about this dress?
Is it okay? I robbed a store..."
I don't believe you if you say you bought it honestly... Wait! Are you robbing outside? Are these mortals provoking you?
Angrily, I clicked on Bingtis's forehead. Even though he was a high-level true god, you absolutely don't have to be polite to the gangsters in Star Territory, especially Bingtis, the female hooligan. You have to treat her respectfully.
Salute to her. This guy will definitely be aggressive with you. You have to fight and fight to be regarded as a friend by her.
"Why are you beating me?" Bingtis rolled his eyes, "After the robbery, I sent the money to the store's cash box! This goddess still knows the principle of equal exchange."
"Then why are you robbing?"
"It's fun - Hey, you haven't said anything yet, what do you think of this dress?" Bingtis carelessly threw away his moral integrity, classified robbery as his daily entertainment, and then walked around in circles to everyone
Show off your new clothes.
I looked at the other party's outfit, and I must point out that although our goddess seems to be very satisfied with her new dress, it is still a very ordinary black dress, and it is also a knockoff.
Although it combines the characteristics of at least four or five famous brands, everyone knows that there is absolutely no genuine product within two kilometers of Erliqiao Market. Even buying a bag of washing powder here is expensive...
It makes sense for Sicaro to use this place as a base for his activities!
But what do you say? A good clothes rack is pleasing to the eye no matter what it is hung on. Old men wear large vests with two ribs. If you want a little girl to wear them, they have to be called suspenders. Although this statement is a bit wrong, it is used in ice cream.
It’s really fitting for Thies.
This troublesome giant queen is also born with that kind of elegant and noble temperament (before speaking), no matter what she wears, she is a sight to behold.
Glancing at Bingtis's figure, I nodded secretly. It was obviously just a simple black dress, so why did it look like an evening dress when she wore it?
The only regret is: Bingtis, do you know what mortals wear in winter? You haven’t even taken off the “off-season sale” sign on this dress!
"Aha? Season?" Faced with my question, Bingtis immediately shook her hair with disdain - I don't know how her ankle-length hair could be so fresh and elegant, "I'm still afraid of this."
Seasonal issue? I just like this dress!"
Okay, okay, do you dare to say how many eyeballs you caused when you floated by on the street wearing a spring and autumn dress?
But speaking of eyeball collapse, these guys going out on the street is an eye-catching thing in itself. Although Monina and Lin are first-rate in appearance but at least in the regular field, there may be no problem, but Uncle Kenser’s Nordic style
The big beard and 123's big, gray European-style face are the morning news. As for Bingtis, even if you don't look at his face, his ferocious long hair is enough to block half of the street.
These guys really have no sincerity at all in their disguise. How about at least changing their faces? Just dyeing their hair and eyeballs is considered a disguise!
As soon as I mentioned my complaint, Monina immediately nodded thoughtfully: "Attracting attention? It is indeed the case. We were surrounded by many people just now. If Lin hadn't thrown a few away,
It was really a bit troublesome, but it's much better now. Although there were a lot of people watching after changing clothes, we got rid of them all."
"Oh, I changed my clothes." I nodded with satisfaction. It seems that these guys still know how to reduce...your sister!
"You just came out wearing your own outfit?"
123's armor, Kenser's white robe, Lin's war skirt, Monina's assassin suit, Bingtis's evening dress... These guys can't go out wearing just that, bastards!
It turns out I obviously underestimated the ability of these fuckers to cause trouble: they actually came out wearing those things.
"Shandora, I don't care if you lead them out, but at least you should take care of them!"
I looked at Sandora with a look of resentment, but the latter just shrugged helplessly: "Strictly speaking, they followed me after I went out. They came out wearing those things without anyone seeing them..."
Monina saw my depressed expression, and of course she knew it was because of the chaos caused by her group. Each of these gods had lived for many years, and they didn’t know anything. Of course, she also understood what would happen if she appeared in front of ordinary people in that look.
She was just too lazy to care about mortal things, but now, after thinking about it, she decided to explain a little bit.
"Actually, we prepared this based on Pao Pao's suggestion."
As a member of the *** five-person group with a slightly higher moral integrity, Monina put on a more serious expression, pulled out a half-person-high large sign from the different space with a "swish", and wrote a line of large characters:
"The Gods cosplay group is looking for 2D enthusiasts."
Although I feel a little bit sore, Paopao, you have rarely helped me solve a problem this time.
"After hanging this sign around the neck of the stupid brother, the road became much quieter. Although there were still a lot of people coming up to talk to me, they were all directed at the stupid brother."
Sandora and I looked at 123 with sympathetic eyes, and the latter suddenly shrank his neck: "Please, don't let me think about those more than an hour again."
"Isn't it hard to have such a devilish sister?"
After getting to know a little bit about Monina's hidden bad side, which is like teasing her brother, I have more sympathy for this god of war who is so handsome: sooner or later, he will have to pay back his handsomeness.
A headache is a headache. Now that these guys have come out, naturally they can't drag them back by force, right? It has been so many days since they came from the God Realm to the human world, and Bingtis and the others have not been allowed to play in the outer world. They have been there all day long.
Shadow Cheng hangs around with Avalon. Although the latter has caused them enough trouble, it is still wrong to restrict the freedom of the gods in this way...
After all, they are gods...
I glanced at the group of gods in front of me who were discussing where to go next, and I had mixed feelings in my heart.
"Chen! Give us a suggestion!" Bingtis saw that everyone couldn't agree on the same opinion, so he simply threw the burden to me, "This is your land, is there any fun place nearby? You really,
There is obviously such a fun place outside, but you didn't tell me earlier, I only discovered it when I saw Sandora going out to look for food and followed her out out of curiosity!"
Looking for food...
Then I glanced at the queen girl next to me who was looking around for wild food with a bored look on her face, and I continued to have mixed feelings.
"What have you been doing for the past half day? Let me see if there is anything else you might be interested in."
"First we followed Sandora to the food street to eat Mala Tang, then we followed Sandora to a Western restaurant to eat Western food, and then we followed Sandora to two McDonald's and three KFCs. When we got here, we really ate.
We couldn’t go any further, so we went to play separately. We looked around all the places nearby. Oh, yes, there was also this dress. It was so eye-catching when we were in the food street. We bought it nearby. I like beautiful clothes.
, Chen, can you buy some clothes for me?"
I looked at the group of gods present who purchased their outfits from Erliqiao and wore suits from Chanker, Sentiao, Chanel, and Louis Gidon, and I immediately felt convinced.
So a large number of people (definitely not an exaggeration, you have to consider the destructive power of these guys, you can understand why several people can be called a large number), led by Sandora and I, killed towards
The nearest large shopping mall - non-shanzhai area.
How should I put it? In fact, Bingtis and the others don’t care at all about whether they are copycats or not. Which of these powerful men from the Star Realm Protoss Clan is not worshiped by hundreds of millions of mortals and eaten by them? In the world they rule,
Mortals who believe in these gods can unconditionally offer the most valuable treasures to the temple. Even Lin, who always looks like she is always in trouble, I have no doubt that her altar is filled with sacrifices that can buy out several kingdoms:
It is said that although this underage dragon god has such a personality, he is still quite majestic among his followers, and 60% of his followers are dragons, the most famous group of upstarts in the multiverse.
But those sacrifices that are extremely precious to mortals are of little significance to the gods who control countless worlds. The only gift the gods receive from mortals is "piety". Sincere faith and pure souls are what they owe to mortals.
The only value standard, other than that, anything that mortals care about is just "interesting" and "boring" to them. This is easy to understand. Even the Xiling apostles have a similar worldview. To give a simple example,
Gold, which is extremely precious on earth, is actually used by poor people in the Vidis Empire who have no money to buy iron bowls to serve their meals - and they are not afraid of being poisoned!
But just because Bingtis doesn't care about it doesn't mean that I don't care either. We still can't escape from the values of ordinary people... Ahem, the main reason is that the sharp-angled hooks on 123's shoes are too eye-catching.
"Wow, there are so many things in this place! Mortals in this world are a bit interesting!" As soon as we were taken to the Yutai Building, the second largest shopping mall in the city, Bingtis showed a happy expression, and I quickly grabbed it
He grabbed this guy who liked to join in the fun and said, "Let's talk first, we are here to buy things! If you dare to rob, don't even think about following us out!"
I don’t know whether it’s right or wrong to bring these nine-day gods and Buddhas who may be in trouble at any time to this densely populated place. Anyway, they caused an extremely serious traffic jam as soon as they appeared. Let me use a literary expression: this is impetuous.
It is an era in which everyone is collectively bored. Urban people who seriously lack freshness live in the same life every day, so they will adopt an inhumane onlooker policy towards anything worthy of attention around them, such as appearing out of nowhere.
A group of handsome men and beautiful women like those from the police station came and besieged the department store.
Even the bearded Uncle Kenser was surrounded by a group of four or five age groups ranging from lonely girls to mature women: everyone thought this was a wild artist from somewhere.
Not to mention that in this age where tomboys are rampant, there is a certain hot lady who still has ankle-length hair.
Maybe I should have asked them to disguise themselves more seriously in advance.
"Hey, you two come here!" Bingtis didn't care about the surrounding environment at all. He loudly greeted 123 and Kense, who were responsible for carrying bags, in the lobby on the first floor of the shopping mall where there was obviously a lot of people. "Here, people are here.
many!"
I immediately increased the amount with my hands. Although I know that you only do things based on interest and see things based on your feelings, you have come to this place. Can you not go to the only place that has a bankrupt sale and is about to close its stalls?
"No way, Bingtis likes the excitement," Sandora touched my arm, "Didn't I just go to the food stall when I first came here?"
That is, if I take you to a restaurant for a meal, will my sister and I be able to eat in the second half of the year?
Bingtis led several protoss scourges to the special price area where dragons soared into the sky and flooded into the sea. It was obvious that they were all worthless things to them, but these guys were still able to make purchases happily, but they had to accompany them.
The person they were making a fuss about should not have been shocked by Bingtis, an unscrupulous peddler, and promised to buy her some clothes. The goddess's physical strength was also too good.
Moreover, these guys who have such a strong presence no matter where they go are constantly attracting the attention of customers in the already crowded special price area. My sister, who is usually responsible for helping us clear the crowds, is not here, and she is surrounded by a bunch of beauties.
One of only two young men, 123 and I are so stressed.
The only good thing is that 123 not only has to endure the envy, jealousy and hatred from his male compatriots, but also has to unconditionally accept the scorching baptism of a group of amorous ladies. In comparison, I don't have this trouble.
...Can we let someone feel complacent for a while?
"Hey, Chen! Do you think I look good in this dress?"
Bingtis jumped out of the fitting room for the third time. This time the goddess changed into something suitable for the season: a bright violet sweatshirt. It seems that this goddess who has an unusual love for long skirts is finally
I finished picking out the only two or three pieces of off-season clothing in this place.
"It's just that the size is a bit too small and it's tight." With a hint of regret, Bingtis tugged on the collar of her clothes.
It's a miracle that you can wear such loose clothes and still feel tight! The little girl shopping for clothes next to you almost cried, you know?
"Phew, I tried my best," Sandora's voice came from the side, "temporarily use mental dispersion to divert the attention of the idle people waiting here. This is really a technical job. The human spirit is old and fragile, and
Bingtis’ sense of presence is too high.”
I looked around, and sure enough, in addition to the normal salespersons and customers, the onlookers who had just been attracted by the yelling Bingtis had dispersed. The flow of people nearby finally returned to normal, and I suddenly felt relieved.
One breath.
Normally, it is enough to attract the attention of the public. Today, let us reflect on the life of ordinary people.
"Stare--" Because he had been left alone for a long time, Bingtis finally puffed up his cheeks angrily and looked at me maliciously.
"Okay, okay, it looks great!" I quickly comforted this guy who was about to get into trouble at any time, "I'm just curious: How did you manage to get here by yourself with such long hair?"
Bingtis came over and said, "Spatial teleportation!"
I:"……"
While we were talking, another girl who had gone in to try on clothes also came out. This time it was Monina. The fierce dark goddess girl came out and said two words to her brother. The first sentence was "Hold the clothes!"
", the second sentence was "Hurry up and pay." After saying these two sentences, she came down with a face full of resentment to show off her aesthetic vision to us. Of course, just like the few clothes she tried on before, in one round,
Monina let Bingtis's bust be completely destroyed.
"Don't you want to pick something?" I looked at Lin next to me, who was standing with her head lowered and admiring her toes. I always felt that this subject looked a little too pitiful. "After I finish buying clothes, I have to go to the second floor to take a look. Is there anything I can do?
Just tell me what you want to buy - the brand section is also available!"
It’s really okay. As gods, even one of you doesn’t want to buy discounted products!
"I...I don't need it," the girl in charge of the Dingdang Five Colors Team immediately said with a frown, "I am about the same size as Sister Monina. We only need to be one size smaller. Sister Monina has already helped me just now."
I bought them and they are all colors I like.”
Well, it turns out that there are usually people who care about this boss? Or do they all know this idiot's ability to destroy things, so they don't dare to let her do it?
"Sandora, can I buy you something too?" I looked at Shandora who was empty-handed next to me, and told me my initial plan. Since I have led a group of gods to destroy the family, of course I can't be left in the cold.
How can my precious one, Her Majesty the Queen, suffer along with us, right?
"Eh? Me?" Sandora pointed to her nose in surprise, obviously not expecting that I would suddenly want to buy her something, "No need, I don't have anything you want."
Immediately I was a little touched. You said this is such a good girl, a person of ninety-five years. After following me, she became a good wife so willingly. She usually works hard, shelters me from wind and rain, solves my problems, and occasionally comes to hang out.
Every shopping mall is thinking of ways to save money for their husbands, but unknowingly, have they entered into this mutually supportive couple relationship? Why is the Queen of the Empire so cute after she transforms into a virtuous wife?
"But I seem to be hungry again. Ah Jun, how about going to eat later? There is a restaurant on the roof."
I take back the preface, this girl spends no more money than the two armies.
But at this moment, when a group of big shots were busy raiding the ready-made garment area, a voice suddenly sounded not far behind us: "Eh? Wood?"