"Hey! Those two people over there, where are you from?!"
The male shouting from a distance made me feel excited all over. I felt like I was spitting on the ground, and then a group of old ladies with red hoops appeared next to me: Lilina just picked out a piece of artifact scum from a first-level protected scenic spot.
Come down!
Even the pseudo-loli, who has never been afraid of anything, found out that something was wrong. As soon as the scream came, Lilina immediately put the magic mirror in her hand into the portable space, and then looked at it bitterly.
Here: "Boss, lolita are protected animals... You must protect your lolita!"
Only at this time can you realize that you are just a lolita, and this girl is completely hopeless.
I adjusted my expression, tried to look like an innocent person, and turned my head in the direction of the sound. Suddenly, even though I was wearing sunglasses, I had the illusion that I was being blinded.
Let me strangle it, it’s such a bright and handsome guy!
Some distance away from here, at the junction of ice and snow, stood a young man he had never seen before. He was wearing a sturdy but not bulky golden battle armor. Behind him, a long sea-blue cloak was flying in the cold wind of the ice field.
, has a head of dazzling golden messy hair, and under the short hair that makes gold coins eclipse, there is a standard Greek face of a handsome man - in short, he is a man with both exhibition function and historical legacy value.
He is a handsome model-type guy. He is especially suitable for painting a layer of white paint on his face and throwing it in front of the Louvre as a gatekeeper.
Dang Dang, Dang Dang Dang, I thought that people like Ilson were the most irreconcilable homosexual enemies I could see in my life, but I didn’t expect that another one would appear! This guy had to be reincarnated before he was reincarnated.
How many f5s can you hit?
Realizing that the person in front of him was looking at him, the unknown blond man immediately smiled. He seemed to be a very sunny guy. He waved vigorously to this side and shouted for us to come over.
Although there is a saying that those of the same sex who are more handsome than oneself are class enemies, but considering that it is oneself who destroys public property (and more importantly, the "public property" is an artifact made by the Supreme Dragon God himself, how can this be done?
The hats were all in place) first, and the other party seemed quite polite, so I had no choice but to walk over.
"Hey, hello."
I don't know what the "person" in front of me does, but looking at the gorgeous armor, it's easy to guess that the other person has a high status. I greeted him in a very unhelpful manner, and I turned my head and pointed to take a step back.
Lilina took a step forward and said, "That's my sister, we're here to enjoy the snow scenery."
"Appreciate the snow scene?" The blond man in front of him laughed heartily, full of sunshine, "Hahahaha, there are not many people in the frozen continent who specialize in appreciating the snow scene. It snows here all year round. We are all used to it. You must have learned from other places.
Come from somewhere - let me guess, is it the main continent? Looking at your clothes, it seems that you are not the gods of the main continent, nor are you like the hermits on the Shadow Continent... Hiss, am I forbidden... to live in seclusion?
There are so many changes in the outside world, and now new clothes are popular? Your clothes look light but do not have the characteristics of the gods. They look a bit like things borrowed from the mortal world. Speaking of the mortal world, I remember that I was
I went to the human world not long ago, and there is a world whose clothing style is very similar to yours, and the pancakes there are really amazing - wait, I said, something is not right, the energy in your body is reacting wrongly,
Why is it different from the gods, and the life power of this little girl is also in a mess... Hey, let me go, have you, the goddess of life, made progress or regressed recently? Is this your normal form or your divine form? This height is too subtle
That's right. Add the two and divide by two. You girl, can't you be stuck in the middle of the form switch? Just wait and I will take you to Jia Jia's side. That girl should be at home now. You guys
These daredevils never make people worry. They are just like my sister. When she was a child, she spent all day... Hey, I forgot something, who are you?"
At this time, I was already semi-sluggish. Looking at the blond man in front of me who rapped hundreds of characters in an instant, a sense of crisis for no reason was gradually coming over me. I swallowed, and I was already overwhelmed by the other person's words.
The sudden impact quickly organized the language into the scattered thoughts: "Um, well, we are not the Protoss - you can call me Chen Jun, from the Xiling Apostle, you should know..."
As soon as the blond man heard the words "Xiling Apostle", his eyes suddenly lit up, a look of understanding appeared on his face, and with that hearty smile, he patted me on the shoulder with a bright face and said, "Ah haha
, Xiling Apostle, why do you think you are familiar? I heard from the boss before that friends from the Xiling Empire are coming to God Realm. I thought you would stay on the main continent and go back directly after the mission is over.
, I know the character of you Xiling Apostles. You are all as stubborn as rocks. You will do whatever you say. Every turn in the middle is an unforgivable waste. How did you remember to come here? Oh, by the way, look.
My memory, just now you said that you brought your sister to see the snow scene. It's really rare. Apostle Xi Ling has never been this kind of leisurely and relaxed... Hey, I still think you are a bit strange, although I haven't seen Xi Ling for a long time.
You are a spiritual person, but the energy reaction in your body is not like the Xiling Apostle... Hey, forget it, don't mind it, I don't mean anything else, I just want to be straightforward, and gentlemen should not use fancy language.
Playing with friends, I remember which mortal said this, it makes sense. Otherwise, mortals also have great wisdom, and sometimes I find the gadgets they invent magical - adversity makes people progress, and their natural weakness makes them
They are more creative than the Gods, such as mirrors. I remember that a long time ago, the Gods observed their own appearance through space folding. They are born with this ability. The Gods have never invented a mirror until when.
Now, a mortal believer sent the mirror to the divine world as an offering... Why were the gods so stupid at the time of their creation? By the way, were the mirrors in your world plated with mercury or mithril?"
I:"……"
Someone please tell me how to interrupt this humanoid rap machine in front of me!
Lilina had already slowly moved up behind her, but she suddenly realized that she was about to face a more terrifying enemy than the one wearing the red hoop, so she crept aside and I had to face this scary guy in front of me alone.
Handsome men are not scary, and gods are not scary either, but a god who is old and handsome is his natural enemy. There is a buzzing sound in my ears, and the brilliant face of an eloquent Greek-style orator is swaying in front of my eyes. I think it is really a waste.
Such a face.
"...Ah, I'm so sorry. I forgot to introduce myself. It's really not the behavior of a gentleman. Just call me Qian Yuhao, Salon? Qian Yuhao, Dragon God. Have you heard of this name? That's great.
, I am the manager of this continent, but I usually stay on the main continent. The temples of the four main gods are in the Brilliant Divine Courtyard. I am very familiar with the little guy Jakana. I was detained by the boss a while ago, thanks to
The little guy sends someone over to chat with me every day, otherwise I will be bored to death. That guy Sovalet is really an old-fashioned man. The leader of the light god system can only take care of the affairs of his own clan. I will be more
Just a few words, did he report to the boss? He deserved it. The instant noodles he bought from the mortal world didn’t have any seasoning packets! Instant noodles are also interesting things invented by mortals. Do you know how to make non-fried instant noodles? Have time?
If so, I'll tell you a story about the wheat base..."
Everyone, let me tell you the truth. If I couldn't beat him, would you believe it if I slapped my shoe on my face at this moment?
This guy must have been in solitary confinement by Father God and something went wrong!
In fact, before the other party started to introduce himself, I guessed the identity of this person: Dragon God, the Supreme Dragon God, the most famous Supreme Dragon God in the entire God Realm! Besides him, who else can have such a terrifying crushing ability?
Bingtis once solemnly warned herself at that time, never open a conversation with the Dragon God, it was an act of seeking death. Lin Yatou also specifically warned herself with a prophecy, never talk to strangers today, otherwise
I'm going to be in bad luck. It's a pity that I remembered both warnings, but still couldn't change my fate... Is this still nonsense? The ability of this gossip has reached the sky!
After being imprisoned for who knows how long and finally released after serving his sentence, the Dragon God was chatting eloquently with his "new friends". I found that his ability to jump in language was simply incredible. This god
His nonsense is different from the usual nonsense that repeats one sentence many times. He never repeats any of his words. His arguments are always jumping around, and new things are always appearing in his words, and those things can still be used.
His wonderful language logic connects them together! You can't stand such a long speech, but you absolutely cannot deny the weird language talent of this strange creature. In the long... Anyway, a long time of narration, the other party talked about the customs and customs of the God Realm.
When it comes to the grain production in a certain world, it jumps from grain production to art, from art to population issues, from population issues to the vigorous development of literature, from literary topic hyperlinks to the production method of pressed soybean oil, from soybean oil
God expanded to the average height of the Goddess of Life, and expanded from the height issue to the maintenance methods of weapons. Finally... in the end, he actually jumped from weapon maintenance to the customs and customs of the God Realm!
And it ends with "Ah, I didn't go off topic this time -"!
While Lord Dragon God was talking incessantly, Lilina had already scurried like a rabbit to the 700 billion parked in the distance. She rolled up the car window and shivered. The only comfort was that this guy who had never been reliable did not drive the car this time.
I drove away by myself. And out of the corner of my eye, I saw two blurry white shadows flashing past me. One was a silver-haired girl with two wings, and the other was a little girl who was all white. What should I say?
Woolen cloth……
Da Mao Angel and Xiao Qijing actually forced Lord Dragon God to speak out from my mind! The sound waves turned into soul energy and directly impacted the spiritual world of a void creature! Is it possible, Lord Dragon God, speak up?
Does it still have the effect of expelling evil spirits?
I'm sorry to Angel Sister and Xiao Qijing, I compared you to evil spirits... I'm completely mentally confused.
This meeting with the Supreme Dragon God is destined to become one of the biggest dark histories in my life, but I can't find a way out of the current predicament. Although the other party is a piece of shit, he always smiles and has a friendly attitude. If I don't ask for words,
In terms of speed and string length, this is completely the attitude of chatting with friends, which makes it difficult for me to slap a shoehorn on Ya's forehead without violating my conscience. After God knows how long, I found that Lilina had gone from
He got out of the car, wearing a big ear hat, and started digging a hole in the nearby snow. If his enhanced eyesight was correct, the following line of large characters was engraved on the ice tombstone next to the big hole:
The tomb of Chen Jun, the head of the empire, died while chatting. We will always remember you - I hope your soul can ascend to the divine realm and you can continue chatting with the Dragon God.
Is this the legendary death without peace?
But fortunately, this horrible experience finally came to an end. The big-eyed dragon god said so much nonsense despite the huge pressure of public opinion, and finally a man appeared to save me.
It was a giant dragon rushing from the horizon. What was very surprising was that the opponent was not a huge and mighty golden two-headed dragon like the Star Dragon God, but a blue ordinary dragon. Although the opponent had huge energy,
His reaction was no weaker than that of any Dragon God I had ever seen, but the weird appearance still made people a little concerned: at least it gave me a moment of clarity from the Dragon God's verbal bombardment.
The giant blue dragon landed nearby, setting off an overwhelming blizzard, instantly burying Lilina, who was unscrupulously digging a hole, in the grave she dug herself. And the giant blue dragon stepped out of the blue light transformed by the dragon.
, is a thin girl with blue hair, a blue skirt, and a somewhat immature face.
The gushing Dragon God shut up the moment the dragon appeared in the sky, and he was sweating profusely. When the blue-haired girl walked up to us, his legs even started to tremble.
"Brother, Father God asked you to go there - ah, it's best to finish the affairs on the frozen continent before going there. I'm afraid it will take a long time this time." The blue-haired girl said with a smile like a flower, and her voice was soft.
It was gentle, but the impact on the handsome blond boy in front of me seemed to be no less than a void storm.
"Lan, are you kidding me? Hitting my little brother hurts you the most."
"Yes, so as a sister, it is necessary to correct the mistakes of the brother." The blue-haired girl continued to smile like a flower.
Lord Qian Yuhao let out a long sigh: "Oh, I knew you were jealous of my eloquence, right? So you tried every means to suppress your competitors. Wasn't it because you almost made the referee crazy in the debate competition last time? As for now,
Give me a ban?"
The blue-haired girl called "Lan" nodded her lips in confusion: "Brother, eloquence and foul-mouthedness are not the same thing, right?"
Anyway, without further ado, a few minutes later, a dejected golden two-headed dragon rose into the sky. I waved with tears in my eyes and drifted away until it disappeared into the sky in an instant. By the way, the dragon takes off.
A second blizzard blew up and buried Lilina again, who had just crawled out of the snowdrift.
The blue-haired girl who came to report the news stayed where she was. She breathed a sigh of relief after watching her brother disappear, and turned to me with a smile: "Leave quickly, he will be in trouble when he comes back later. Although brother
I won’t be angry, but I really don’t know how to trick him away again in a short period of time.”
"Ah? Are you lying to him?" I said in surprise. Now I couldn't think about why such a blue ordinary dragon appeared in Dragon God. Based on what happened just now, it seems that the one in front of me is actually the highest dragon.
Sister of God, what is the current situation? The history of blood and tears of the honest brother being played by the demon sister?
"It's not a lie. Originally, the mission given to me by Father God was to watch over my brother and report back when he caused trouble to others. Then he would inevitably be imprisoned. I just skipped a few steps today," Lan
The hair-haired girl smiled, "Speaking of which, you should be the 'Void Emperor' that Father God mentioned, right?"
I was stunned for a moment, thinking to myself that I didn’t expect that someone from another continent would recognize him at a glance. Could this person in front of me be God Father’s confidant?
"Isn't it weird?" The blue-haired girl smiled, then suddenly lowered her voice and said in a voice we just heard, "Don't be impulsive - you will be fined for damaging public property, did you know?"
Lilina, who was walking towards me, immediately turned around and ran away, but I had quick eyesight and quick hands. I took out a slipper with the special name for Lilina's head on the spot, smashed the girl over, and then grabbed her by the collar and pressed her down.
In front of the blue-haired girl: "Apologise!"
Lilina waved her hands in resignation: "I'm sorry for stealing your dandruff..."
The blue-haired girl was stunned and smiled indifferently: "It doesn't matter, brother just added my voice to the Heart Mirror Lake, and I can also know what happened on the lake. I'll give you that fragment as a gift.
It's not an expensive thing in the God Realm. Just be careful not to let that 'mirror' touch the water after you go back, it will freeze everything in a short time, even an ocean."
"So dangerous!?" Lilina exclaimed. I thought she didn't want the magic mirror anymore, but I didn't expect her second sentence to be, "Great, keep it to deceive people later!"
It seems it’s time to add Lilina’s moral education to the agenda.
We chatted with Lan for a while, then said goodbye and left: The powerful Supreme Dragon God should have arrived at the Brilliant Divine Court by now, and he will soon find out that he has been deceived. If he does not want to accept another bombing, it is better to leave quickly.
When we came out, it was just me and Lilina, but when we came back, there were four of us. The silly cat angel looked around in confusion on the passenger seat while picking her ears: She was making up for the day before.
The third time I came back to sleep, I was still unconscious when I was driven out by waves of continuous mental shocks. And Xiao Qijing was sitting upright in my arms, patting her 700 billion
Control panel, cheering excitedly: This is the first time she has seen a snowfield in her memory, and the little girl is very happy.
Lilina, who was originally sitting in the co-pilot, is now tied to the back seat: It’s just that this girl didn’t come out to help just now, but she dug a grave in front of me! She must be educated!
Speeding all the way back to the starting point recorded in the automatic navigation system, gradually, the glorious and majestic castle finally appeared in front of the car window.