There are always many regrettable things in this world. These things make this beautiful and peaceful world extraordinarily colorful. Napoleon lost Waterloo because he failed to personally command the battle due to hemorrhoid attack. Cao Mengde died because he did not believe in medical science.
It was very unscientific, and a few of us ate Dingdang’s new product because of Qianqian’s whim suggestion.
Well, I didn't eat it all, there was still a little bit left, but it was meaningless to Dingdang. She was about to bite out a picture of Riverside During the Qingming Festival on my head.
, Ding Dang muttered while chewing: "It's eaten, it's eaten, it's eaten by Ajun, only the bones are left..."
"Give me some room." Mercury Lamp held my head, looked at Dingdang who was biting on it, and carefully discussed, "Give me the left half..."
For the first time, I discovered that mercury lamps break down more easily than lilina!
Besides, this little girl obviously ate it too, right? Why did I have to be the one punished in the end?
"Who makes you the parent?" Opposite the sofa, my helpless sister reached out and tapped me hard on the forehead. "Arjun, Arjun, you are also the leader of them, right? If you hadn't followed to cause trouble, I would
But I don’t believe that Qian Qian’s whimsical idea can get everyone to agree.”
Lin Xue was sitting next to me, her head bowed obediently. When she heard my sister’s words, she immediately murmured in a low voice: “Don’t tell me, everyone really agreed this time.
"I'm sorry." Qianqian sat on the other side, feeling furious under the pressure of her elder sister (is this the right word?) "But fishing is fun."
Just by saying this, my sister was completely disappointed with Qian Qian's ability to understand and think step by step.
Now the living room really feels like a three-chamber interrogation. Me, Lin Xue, Qian Qian, Sandora, and mercury lamp, who is obviously a suspect but looks more arrogant than anyone else, pointing fingers at my head unceremoniously.
Five people were sitting on the sofa. Sitting on the other side were my sister as the prosecutor, Ding Dang as the plaintiff, and Lilina as the plaintiff’s intellectual assistant (such a delicate position). They stopped by to drink tea as the jury.
Bingtis, who was eating melon seeds, and the five protoss gangsters formed a group. How do you think so many people were crowded together?
By the way, since the trial started, "Dingdang" has been biting my head and has been biting it until now. It can be said that this was an unfair trial with continuous torture and confessions, but any protest is
Invalid, I swear by the countless little teeth marks on my head.
The interrogation started after Lilina came back with a crying Dingdang, and it has lasted for half an hour. When Dingdang’s master and servant, who had returned home with us, appeared, the poor little thing could only follow
Mrs. Xianglin repeated three words in a confused manner: "Eat it, eat it, eat it." This directly caused Bingtis to almost make up a set of shocking words for me based on the three words "little thing".
Ghosts and beasts came, and Lilina told her sister about the tragic barbecue that happened by the fairy lake.
We all know that it is hard to talk about the external affairs of this family, but in terms of internal affairs, my sister is the well-deserved supreme leader. When she points to the sofa, even Sandora will sit there without saying a word.
And then... that's it.
My sister pointed out how bad and wrong the poaching behavior led by Qianqian, a certain irresponsible parent, and the intensified poaching behavior by Qianqian was.
Angle explained to the criminal suspect how terrible the consequences of this serious incident would be, that is, Dingdang didn’t know how many times he would have to fail the biology re-examination. Lilina, who was a supplementary factor for Dingdang’s intelligence, took the place of those who lacked the ability to describe.
Ding Dang narrated the whole "criminal incident" in such a way that the sun and the moon turned pale and the sky and the earth changed colors. He even couldn't help but burst into tears when he talked about the deep and profound points.
I was so embarrassed that when I said it to the end, if I didn’t know what happened, I’d probably associate a few of us with the end of the world, thinking that we just went to destroy the earth or something, I don’t understand, eat a fish
How is it linked to the 5.6 billion unmarried women in the world who are pregnant? How is this girl discussing the cumin noodles for grilled fish and the abortion of post-00s girls in today's society? Anyway, one thing is obvious: it was not easy.
When it was her turn to show off her face, she was able to use the pressure of her elder sister to teach us parents a lesson, and now she has inflated her ego to the point where she is almost like the Hulk.
At this time, we "suspects" could only hang their heads and listen to the instructions.
"Well, what should we do this time? There are only a dozen or so left, so they are no longer a group at all."
The little one lay weakly on top of my head, pulling my hair every now and then. "Ah Jun is a big idiot. Why did he have to eat it!"
"The problem is, aren't fish just for eating?" Qian Qian muttered in a low voice. She was the proposer and first implementer of the fishing plan, and she was wilting at this time. Qian Qian was indeed short-sighted,
But it's not completely lacking to the point where there's nothing left.
"Oh, that's true." Ding Dang was stunned for a moment, then suddenly sat up straight, folded his arms and nodded up and down, "Speaking of which, those fish seem to be really for eating."
"Hey, you're the goddess of life, right? Do you think it's appropriate to define your creation like this?" Lin Xue reached out and poked her little face, almost poking it off. "A typical goddess of life shouldn't be
He has compassion for all living things. He treats the flies and mosquitoes he created as children. He often stomps on a grasshopper to death and feels distressed. When San Yue sees anyone poaching, he wants to go up and fight to the death?"
Dingdang was stunned for a moment by Lin Xue's rhetoric. His mind was really confused for a moment, and then he waved his arms like toothpicks and shouted: "No! Those are all the non-mainstream ideas of those in the God Realm.
! That is very harmful to the entire life system! All life cycles should be taken for granted, the food chain is necessary, and so is the cycle. The normal death of life under the laws of nature is part of the flow of the river of life. They have not dissipated.
Instead, he has returned to the world system. Moreover, Dingdang will not feel sorry for stepping on a grasshopper to death. Sanyue has tried, "Dingdang cannot step on a grasshopper to death at all..."
Everyone in our circle was stunned by the little guy's sudden words. I carefully poked the spot on the head, thinking that this guy was not overly stimulated, and it happened to open up the Rendu and Du meridians. From then on, his IQ
It must have reached double digits, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, he howled miserably, and when he pulled it back, there was a small thing on his finger: Dingdang used his unique skill again, biting other people's fingers and swinging in the air.
It seems that the attributes of the pet have not changed.
Bingtis looked at Xiao Dingji who had just suddenly said a profound truth in surprise, and said quietly for a long time: "Reference material for the branch of Creation, "How Life Was Made", Chapter 1895
Chapter 9, Section 16, I didn’t expect you to memorize the key knowledge in the exam."
Dingdang let go of my fingers with a pop, and somersaulted back and forth in mid-air: "Of course, of course." Dingdang is awesome! I didn't answer this question at the time, and the goddess sister asked Dingdang to copy it hundreds of times!"
I:"……"
Is Dingdang's power reflected in her ability to memorize this knowledge point in the end, or is it reflected in the fact that she has to copy a knowledge point hundreds of times to be able to memorize it?
"Wait, wait, what's going on? Is this the end of the public trial?" Seeing that the atmosphere had unknowingly changed from a public trial of poachers to a discussion of Dingdang's knowledge points, he planned to continue to join in the fun and cause trouble.
Bingtis suddenly howled, "...Ding Dang, don't you feel sorry for your creations? And they eat them..."
"Okay, okay, I won't worry about the good things and the bad things will make you happy." When I saw my sister cast a helpless look towards me, I knew that today's level was over, so I stood up with great liberation, and smoothly
Throw a nut to Bingtis across the coffee table. "Dingdang is fine. Why do you still worry about it?"
Everyone got up and did whatever they were supposed to do. Only Bingtis was sitting there in a daze, looking a little confused. It seemed that even though she had been eating and drinking here for a while, she had not spent enough time with us after all. She was not interested in this.
Some things about the magical family that need to be understood in depth are still unclear, such as our turbulent criticism meeting: it is actually to make Dingdang happy again. This is the same as making a child happy. After making the child cry because of his own mistakes
Adults should be rewarded with all kinds of apologies, but as long as the child doesn't cry or make trouble, can you really find a wolf grandma to kill the child's father and bring him down as promised?
Don't blame us for treating Ding Dang like a child. Look at this little guy who has completely forgotten all his unlucky little fishes. What else can you do except treat it like a child?
The crowd of onlookers, large and small, dispersed. Seeing that nothing was going on here, Ilson immediately took out the playing cards from under his butt again and invited everyone to play poker. Kenser smiled and spread them out on the coffee table in a familiar manner.
A burner of incense was burned beside the chessboard, and Erquan Yingyue and Monina, an old chess friend, sat opposite each other. After a while, they heard the uncle's steady and powerful voice: "Commander!"
Bingtis looked around in a daze, and finally determined that the public trial that had been going on for a long time had come to an end, so he shrugged and took out the Dragon Scale Mahjong from his pocket, and greeted in a squeaky voice: "Who's coming, who's coming?
One is missing three, one is missing three!”
I looked at the group of friends in front of me who had transformed from a jury to a protoss friend who was good at poker, military, chess, and mahjong in one minute, and I felt great comfort in my heart: Facts have proved that the five of them are in the first family in all aspects.
After three-dimensional, short-term, and high-frequency pollution, they have successfully advanced from a group of hooligans to senior hooligans. They now squat on the sofa, eat melon seeds, play mahjong, cheat when playing military chess, and put stickers on poker cards.
, and Ilson has also learned to peek at other people's cards without any teacher. Considering the countless believers under each of them and the unconditional blind obedience of these believers to the gods they believe in, I can almost
Imagine what a bad and far-reaching impact he had after getting to know these gods. I am afraid that the First Family has invisibly made thousands of worlds immoral.
In the evening, the words "full of rice and full" are a bit redundant, but I just want to use "full of rice, full of rice", which is a word that gives people an inexplicable sense of accomplishment. But in fact, we basically didn't eat anything at night, thank you, Dingdang
fish, as well as Miss Lin’s excellent skills that she has honed in order to catch her man’s stomach.
Oh, there is one person who is not affected. Sandora is a weird person who will still scream hungry on time when it’s time to eat, no matter how many tons she has eaten in the previous second. I don’t know where she has eaten all the virgin forest. Anyway,
At night, this girl still didn't eat less.
I threw myself on the sofa as a piece of fruit peel that had been softened by the sun, and watched the somewhat boring TV program in front of me. Anweina came out from the TV from time to time to try to surprise her owners. I decided to wait for a while.
After this girl got stuck, let her be punished. But at this time, she had completely forgotten about her fish. She found a bottle cap from nowhere and was rolling around happily on the coffee table with an innocent look on her face.
The smile on her face made Lilina next to her unable to bear witnessing. Little Paopao begged a pack of French fries from her mother's hand and lay on the small table muttering about the package. But obviously, the little girl who can dismantle nuclear bombs with her bare hands occasionally has a brain short-circuit.
(or she was short-circuiting most of the time), and finally the little guy chose to eat the package together. She succeeded. Ji Shanshan started to hurriedly pick things out of Little Bubble's mouth, and finally only took out a little bit of potato chips and crumbs.
Two pieces of plastic film, Little Bubbles was frightened by the sudden move of the "nanny", and her eyes burst into tears with fries in her mouth. Mother Shining covered the little princess's mouth, and was bitten "Ouch"
"I shouted out, which made the little princess burst into tears and burst into laughter. The two of them looked very happy.
The mercury lamp is sitting on my shoulder just like this time every day, holding a lot of junk snacks that cost one yuan or two packs outside, stuffing one into his mouth, and then stuffing one into my mouth. Our grandfather
The two of them were surrounded by the strong smell of waste oil and perfume. Lilina angrily announced that she had seen through the actions of a vicious doll who wanted to poison her father with highly toxic food. She held a handful in her hand when she said this
A pack of dry noodles costs 50 cents.
I can somewhat understand that Mercury Lamp likes these little snacks. Putting aside the vague lifespan of hundreds of years and the size of a pillow, the Mercury Lamp without its shell is essentially a little girl who is curious about everything.
Of course, the temper may be a bit worse, the personality may be a bit precocious, and the bite may be a bit more painful than that of ordinary children. "The last one does not count. But Lilina, a pseudo-loli who is a royal sister at heart, actually goes around Gan Jiaomian every day.
Wandering around with so many fish really made me wonder for a long time. Of course, I calmed down after seeing Qian Qian come back one day with a big bag of snacks that was bigger than all the snacks at home put together.
On this planet, there is a creature whose combat effectiveness will never decline with age.
After a while, the news started to play on the TV. A man with a poker face, as straight as the King of Hearts, sat in front of the camera and read the speech in the same language: "x country xx
The nuclear submarine suddenly appeared in Chi Port this morning for emergency rest and recuperation, causing local tension. According to the country's spokesperson, the nuclear submarine's docking for rest and recuperation was not planned, but ordinary people do not need to panic. This is a non-military purpose.
Special supplies. The spokesperson later said that the nuclear submarine that suddenly docked for supplies had to end its patrol mission early due to a set of engine failures..."
The mercury lamp directly stuffed a salt-and-pepper potato strip into my nose and said blankly: "Hey, stupid human being, is that black thing the nuclear submarine you are talking about?"
While trying to eat with my nose, I quickly waved: "Anweina, go back quickly!"
The ghost maid who was poking her head out from under the screen quickly got out of the TV cabinet, turned her body 180 degrees and fiddled with the TV. For a long time, she turned her head with a sad face: "Master, this thing doesn't seem to be able to fall down.
Let it go?" "Well, forget it."
No one paid attention to what was said on the TV next. Our conversation began to focus on a very subtle direction, that is, a nuclear submarine that was hit on the waist by a mermaid a few days ago. How could I hold it in until this morning?
Floating up.
As for the submarine's injuries, there is no need to consider it. It seems that I underestimated the combat power of the mermaid princess Isana before. She obviously didn't just collide with the submarine.
After some discussion, Lilina came to a conclusion that made us feel particularly speechless: "The submarine was in the South Pacific at that time, right? Was it in the territorial waters of another country?"
Then everyone was like, oh.
"This is dirty international politics." Lilina nodded her head. "I'm so lucky to not have been suffocated to death."
"But if we are really desperate, it is possible to surface at any time." My sister concluded leisurely. "Isana's collision was too light. Otherwise, we will have to maintain world peace tomorrow."
Without the knowledge of all mankind, the world has once again avoided a full-scale nuclear war. It is really gratifying and gratifying, but it seems that we don't care much about this matter. A certain country's nuclear submarine almost exploded underwater.
The attention aroused in the first family is almost freezing, not even comparable to the attention caused by Dingdang tripping over a bottle cap for the fourth time. I don’t know if he is infected with a shallow heartless virus or if he is bleeding outside all day long.
I'm used to the fishy wind, and I actually have no other thoughts except this "glad and congratulatory" sigh. This boring little news triggered a discussion among everyone that lasted less than five minutes, and then...
Everyone once again returned to the state of having nothing to do and being busy. My sister urged the younger ones to go back to their rooms to rest, and forcibly dragged Lilina and Mercury Lamp back to the second floor. Ji Shanshan also yawned and hugged Xiaopao who was sleeping in the dark sky.
Pao said good night to us, and at this moment, a loud voice suddenly came, attracting the few remaining eyes in the living room.
"boom!"
I followed the sound and found that Viska was looking up from the coffee table in confusion. The little guy was rubbing his forehead, and there was a pit on the marble coffee table!