Chapter 862: No matter how sinister you are, there will be times when you are defeated
You can never guess what the Gods are thinking. Not to mention Bingtis who dares to lead his bishop and guardian knight to collect protection fees at the temple gate.
In an astonishing move, in order to experience the feeling of the sauna she saw on TV, she even came up with the idea to find a pot and cook herself. What's even more bizarre is that Monina, as Dingdang's subordinate, is still here.
In this seriously abnormal behavior, he took on the role of accomplices.
That's right, it was Monina who boiled the water. She boiled the captain with her own hands...
Of course, I know that a pot of boiling water is unlikely to cause any harm to Dingdang, but you have to understand that we still use this pot to cook, which requires us to recall that it was used every time we eat.
Come boil Dingdang in water, do you think I can still eat it?
I had given the blood sample collected from Mars to Dingdang. She just touched the blood sample, and the blood sample disappeared. I didn’t know where it went. After asking, I found out that Dingdang had transformed it into a "concept" and uploaded it to
God Realm, let those experts from the God Realm analyze the origin of these life samples.
Dingdang continued to move on my shoulders. The little thing was still glowing with a lovely pink color. It was originally a pink and jade little thing, but now it looked even more crystal clear. She had just come out of the pot.
The faint fragrance on Hui's body has dissipated. Now, only when I get closer can I vaguely smell a refreshing but indistinguishable aroma. There are two things that I am confused about now. The first is that such a little thing can still smell...
There will be body fragrance, and the second thing is...what is the incongruity of the four words "dingdong out of the pot"...
"Huh...huh...huh..." Dingdang snored and rolled around. After the sauna, she felt so comfortable that she felt sleepy. Seeing the little thing looking so silly and cute, she could no longer express any blame she had at first.
I could only poke the little guy's head to make Dingdang wake up from his semi-drowsiness, and then ask her how long it would take to trace the origin of those creatures.
After all, even if the voyage log is cracked, we can only know which worlds the disintegrated starship passed through, and who occupied that ancient spaceship still needs to be determined by the life gods who have masters of all life registers.
Answer.
"Probably soon, a day or two," the little guy held my earlobe sleepily, "Dingdang has been uploaded to 'Search', where there are many idle gods waiting to return to the question every day."
"Search it? What is that thing?" I frowned, and a long-lost feeling of cheating came over me.
"Search, encyclopedia, Q&A, comprehensive network," Dingdang said proudly, "If you don't know what to do, just 'search'. This is common sense among the gods. Many gods are used to sharing their findings on that website, and there are also special answers.
There are sections with various questions. The first time you answer the question, the title is preschool. Then you gain experience and can be promoted to tutor..."
I patted Dingdang's head with a pale face, so that the little thing didn't have to explain in such detail, and then I started to lower my head and think about a question, does Father God know Robin Li...
Monina is still busy at the stove. After all, she is not willing to throw away the pot of Dingdang soup. Now she is adding honey, black tea, olives and strange spices to it. On the chopping board next to her, there are slices of yellow peach and banana.
Sydney pears were diced, apples were sliced, and all kinds of fresh fruits were processed into exquisite materials that could be directly displayed in museums as works of art, as if they were materials for making fruit soup. My eyes glanced at these suspicious things several times, and my heart was already
I guessed their functions, but unfortunately I didn’t dare to confirm them. It wasn’t until a certain dark god girl who seemed to be out of her mind poured these things into the pot of water where Ding Dong was boiled that I slapped my head: “Monina, don’t you?
Do you think what you made is a little bit novel?"
"Why?" Monina turned to look at me strangely while stirring a large pot of fruit soup, "It's not dirty. The goddess's body is a clean body that transcends anything. This pot of assorted fruit captain soup is definitely better than
It’s as clean as any food you’ve ever seen.”
I was almost convinced by Monina for a moment: Yes, of course this thing is not dirty. Don't talk about it, just the five members of the God Clan, any one of them is "uncontaminated". I have discovered this situation a long time ago
, that is, unless they agree, nothing in the world can stay on the five people, including a speck of dust and a drop of water. When they get close to their bodies, they will move away in fear. Ilson even used
This kind of power tamed all the Chinese garden dogs within a radius of 20 kilometers in one afternoon. This overwhelming momentum has nothing to do with their normal temperament. Even a timid and cowardly guy like Lin stood in the rain.
When he was there, all the wind and rain dared not come within half a meter of him: this is the inviolability of gods.
Even if they are contaminated with dirt due to various special reasons, the dirt will disappear automatically.
Dingdang is no exception, although she is often dirty from doing weird experiments or crawling around in weird places, so I have to keep a big bottle ready to give her a bath.
, but in fact, even if no one cares about it, Dingdang can purify herself within a minute without knowing it. However, the amazing thing is that Dingdang herself doesn’t seem to know this at all. Every time she makes herself dirty, she always
He would appear in front of me very consciously, stretch out his dirty little arms and face and ask for a bath...
But having said all that, the question at hand is not at all whether this pot of weird stuff is dirty or not!
"You're not really going to eat this, are you?"
The corner of my mouth twitched as I watched Monina stir the Dingdang soup that she was proud of. I began to suspect that the reason why Monina came up with the idea to let Dingdang wash the sauna in the pot was because she wanted to use her captain to season it.
: The biggest dream of this dark god girl in her life is to be the ultimate cook. If it weren’t for the fact that the standard priesthood of the Star Realm Protoss does not have the option of God of Cooking, she would have changed her profession to become the God of Cooking long ago.
So it seems reasonable that she uses Ding Dong to create new dishes?
"This? Of course it's for eating, and most people don't dare to enjoy it." Monina picked up a piece of apple and put it into her mouth to taste it. "I cooked it more today... and washed it for five minutes. It's really different. You
Believe it or not, the value of this piece of apple, thrown into the world of understanding, can trigger a fight among billions of people? What do those Christians say? They use wine to refer to the blood of Christ, bread to refer to the flesh of Christ, and God
Isn’t it just about using your own flesh and blood to gain virtue or something like that..."
"Then you continue to enjoy your feast of gods," I walked backwards with cold sweat on my face and wanted to leave the kitchen, feeling that I really did not share the same worldview with this dark god girl, "I will go back and see if Lilina is dead..."
"
"Hey wait!" Monina hurriedly appeared holding a small bowl of fruit soup, "This is specially developed for you. I've been bothering you for so long, so I have to show something. I'm not one of those careless people.
Lungless fellow."
Listen to this word! Research! She can use the word "research" on a bowl of food. Do you think I can still eat this food?
I looked at the fragrant fruit soup in Monina's hand with sadness and anger, and suddenly grabbed Dingdang and licked it: "You should keep it for yourself, I will eat fresh..."
"Wow! What are you doing, Jun? Dingdang just took a bath, please stop licking!"
Monina nodded: "That's true."
I left the kitchen sweating profusely, and happened to meet Sandora with a greedy look on her face. This girl didn't eat much at night, and she seemed to be hungry again. When she saw me coming out of the kitchen, she immediately came over with a smile.
: "Ajun, is there something delicious in there? It's so delicious."
I glanced at my hand strangely. Dingdang was sitting in the palm of my hand, holding a handkerchief the size of a peanut and wiping his face vigorously. Then he nodded: "Monina is making fruit soup, but she is using..."
"I suddenly remembered that there is still water on the fire. I have to go and see the wreckage quickly. Don't worry, Tavel has already started to transcode the voyage log!" Sandora sputtered a long string of words, and before the words could be finished, she had already finished.
Disappeared through the kitchen door.
Under the influence of inertia, I completed the sentence just now: "It's Ding Dong Juice..."
Well, it seems that Sandora can taste the flesh and blood of God today that is said to be able to inspire billions of mortals to fight.
At this time, the movement on the second floor has gradually decreased, and it seems that the winner has been decided between the three little ones. Although I don’t know how powerful Xiao Qijing is, but after all, it is the life that Alaya and I gave birth to together.
I always firmly believe that she combines the superb martial arts skills of Angel Sister and my exquisite street fighting skills. Of course, Alaya may not have superb martial arts skills, but at least I still have street fighting skills, and this
This technology has been completely taught to Xiao Qijing through spiritual sharing.
With a sense of comfort that a landlord and a wealthy man had successfully swindled a long-time employee, I stuffed the jingle bell into my pocket and walked squarely to the second floor. When I came to Lilina's room, I was about to raise my hand to knock on the door.
But it was opened from the inside.
Lilina was just like Nasha Nasha and Nasha who had just suffered. Her clothes were messy and her face was stained with tears. She opened the door and lay weakly on my feet: "Boss... help me, I will never dare to do it again..."
I never expected that Lilina would turn into such a miserable state after a while. It stands to reason that with the mercury lamp's combat power, even with a helper, it would not be able to achieve such a brilliant record, but the fact is this: Don't say that about Lilina now.
She looked like an arrogant archbishop. She would squat on the street for five minutes without people throwing money in front of her. Her clothes were so messy that she was almost naked - even though she was unattractive, her face was stained with colorful paint and her hair was messy.
It looked like a chicken coop, with black feathers covering its head and face, and a small doll hanging on its legs that refused to let go.
"I don't want to play like this..."
Lilina, who had thrown her face on the bed after I wiped it carelessly, cried with bitter tears. Opposite her sat the arrogant mercury lamp and Xiao Qijing, who was dozing off with her head down, "Not only did I find a helper, I also found a helper who was foul.
As soon as we met, she got directly into my body..."
After Lilina's crying, the mercury lamp's supplement, and Xiao Qijing's messy description, I finally completed the battle. In short, Xiao Qijing's special talent has worked: she can parasitize any creature with a soul.
Even a demigod like Lilina cannot stop Xiao Qijing's parasitism.
This is normal. Look at who his parents are. Alaya is at least on the level of Dingdang in terms of mystery. There is no problem in giving him the rank of a true god (but without authority), so he has half of Alaya's soul.
Xiao Qijing herself is a demigod like Lilina, and she also has a father with unparalleled spiritual power...
The miserable look on Lilina's body was all caused by her "herself". The first thing Xiao Qijing did after taking over her body was to take a drink of the sacred paint that Lilina usually used when drawing runes. I guess
Now the latter's stomach is still colorful, and then she starts to control the host to roll around on the floor, tearing clothes, biting pillows, stretching out her legs to be bitten by the mercury lamp, although every one or two minutes Lilina can find a chance to breathe and put the little
Qijing was expelled, but there was Mercury Lamp nearby causing trouble. As long as she was distracted, Qijing would have another opportunity to take advantage of.
Then there is no more.
"Boss, your daughter needs education, she definitely needs serious education." Lilina rubbed her hands on my arm, trying to transfer the paint on my sleeves, "Is there such a bully? She caught me
She puts everything in her mouth and bites it, I bet it's not her own mouth, wuwuwu, luckily there are no mice in my house..."
I slapped it down: "Don't say such disgusting things!"
Lilina decisively lay aside and felt sad.
"You two, come here." I waved to the two culprits, and the mercury lamp shrank its neck and woke up Xiao Qijing, who had begun to snore. She pulled her sister and stood in front of me, lowering her head and saying nothing.
"Do you know you've gone too far?"
Mercury Lamp lowered his head: "I know..."
Xiao Qijing also followed suit: "Are you having a headache..."
I continued to be pleasant: "Lilina is your sister after all."
"How old is she this year? I'm already hundreds of years old." Huiyin Deng immediately tossed her hair disdainfully, and Xiao Qijing also followed up: "She's a hundred years old."
"Don't make trouble, you're only two months old," I said with a serious expression, "and we count them by head - Lilina is also your sister after all, so she can't go too far in the future. Although she has a vicious tongue, pranks and bullying, she still takes the initiative to tease people this time.
You can say you deserve it, but..."
Lilina said sadly: "Boss, you have to be merciful to Lolita."
I pinched this girl's face: "Shut up, you can count for yourself the times when you fight with mercury lamps without starting it yourself. You bully others every time. Are you not satisfied with being bullied once in a while?"
Lilina realized that she had no choice but to betray her relatives and leave her relatives. She pouted and said nothing, while I continued to educate Shuiyin Deng and Xiao Qijing in a pleasant way: "So do you know what to do now?"
The mercury lamp lowered its head and said nothing, while Xiao Qijing lowered her head and dozed off.
"Very good, good attitude. I won't do it again - go downstairs and have some snacks!"
Mercury Lamp cheered: "Long live!" Then he grabbed Xiao Qijing, who had not yet reacted, and ran away, leaving Lilina jumping up and down: "Hey, hey, hey! Boss! No, the partiality is not so obvious.
, is it like saying let it go this time? I drank half a liter of ink! And look at my clothes and my hair, the two most important things for a lady have been desecrated, okay..."
"Okay, okay, occasionally give way to Xiaodeng, but usually it's you who bullies her." I pinched Lilina's face, and she looked at me angrily for a while, and finally shook her head resignedly: "You daughter
Control, I love her so much." Then he snapped his fingers, and the green light curtain swept across from beginning to end, and the messy chicken coop head, rag clothes, rainbow paint, and the tooth marks on the entire leg suddenly disappeared, as if
It has been so clean from the beginning - except for chicken feathers, Lilina's magical power is limited, and this does not fall within the scope of her cleaning.
"To be honest, is Xiao Qijing really that powerful?" I asked curiously while helping Lilina pick off the chicken feathers on her head.
"Of course I asked her," Lilina suddenly raised her head arrogantly and slapped her short legs on the bed, "This Pope is an extremely skilled person. He is just a spirit body. How can he control it..."
"Don't brag," I patted her, "The source of Qijing's mental power is me. She can act like a perpetual motion machine within 500 meters of me. I'm just asking you, what's going on with her mental parasitism?
?”
Knowing that this question was not a casual joke, Lilina also became serious: "To be honest, this is the first time I have seen such a weird ability. There is no relevant record in the occult books in the temple. A spirit can be as parasitic as a living thing.
In another spirit body, she can also control the behavior of the host, and she can not only parasitize other people's souls, but also use other people's mental power as food - if your mental power is not really abnormal, I'm afraid you won't wait until then.
Once a child learns to control her own power, you will make her become a fool, drooling at the sunset every afternoon."
"You just have to say that you don't understand what's going on."
"I just don't understand. There's nothing to be ashamed of. Knowledge is infinite." Lilina shook her fingers solemnly, looking like a little adult. "But I guess this has something to do with you - your identity as a void creature. This
It seems to have caused a lot of things that cannot be explained. Father God said that boss, you are a source of information interference. Everything related to you is shrouded in a whirlpool of fate. I am afraid that the child is too. Her life form does not match the temple.
The definition of 'life' in the book may be because of this. She is not troubled by any life form, but can parasitize in the spirit of any living creature, absorb nutrients, control, and even kill the host. This is a very dangerous ability.
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"So I usually don't dare to let her come out," I rubbed my forehead with a headache, "I don't have the concept of good and evil, and I don't know the priorities. Xiao Qijing has a good relationship with you, but she still treats you decisively.
She used a very harmful skill like mental parasitism because she didn't know it could kill people - of course, luckily it couldn't hurt you."
"Who said it couldn't be hurt!" Lilina grinned, "It was! It hurt the dignity of a lady! When I was parasitized for the first time, I was really controlled by her and did a lot of embarrassing things!"
I thought about it, and I still think Lilina deserved it. She was usually too naughty, but today she paid back the capital with interest!