Chapter 933 These happy guys, it's fun to make a fool of yourself every now and then
Chapter 933
It's fun for these happy guys to have a little mischief every once in a while.
In fact, I have always thought that Bingtis is a very magical guy. This guy is so bold that he never knows how to put a lock on his mouth. Basically, as long as she opens her eyes, anything that comes out of her mouth is full of possibilities.
A true gangster, he dares to challenge his own father, he dares to discuss breastfeeding his child with a man, and he even dares to mention that taboo sentence in front of his sister:
"Why does she look like your mother?"
As soon as this tough sister opened her mouth, I felt something was wrong with the air pressure around me. My sister’s hair was obviously dancing in the wind, and black mist shrouded us within a radius of more than ten meters. It was almost night on the top of Mount Olympus, but with
Compared with the black air around onee-sama, it is as bright as the sunshine at 1st o'clock in the morning. Even Yakumo Murasaki, who is not afraid of anything, decisively opened a gap and jumped in. Before leaving, she jumped through the gap.
Jianri stretched out a hand to wave the flower handkerchief to say goodbye to us. The orange cat screamed "meow" and hid in Yakumo Blue's tail. I looked at Yakumo Blue's big fluffy tail and thought.
Lian Lian, do you think this thing has the same principle as Doraemon's pocket? Last time I saw this nine-tailed fox taking out a ball of wool from its tail...
Seeing that even Yakumo Lan's ears were ridged, and the little hairs on her face were standing on end, I knew that my sister would scare this canine and the feline in her tail to death if I didn't speak, so I embarrassedly said
He coughed twice: "What, sister, you're lucky, Bingtis's mouth hasn't been open for a day or two."
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I speculate that with Bingtis's thick skin, it would be difficult for ordinary people to make this guy realize his mistake, so I can only smile apologetically to my sister, because I know that with my sister's gentleness, in fact, it is not really true now.
Angry, just a little bit unhappy.
I really miss this topic. In fact, Bingtis is not the first guy to complain like this. Almost everyone who knows my sister and I will have such thoughts. If you think about it, you will know that in the past, there were only myself and
What is the situation like in the family where my elder sisters depend on each other? This girl, who is only four or five years older than me, is called my elder sister, but she has raised her like my mother. It is hard for you to imagine a girl who is only ten years old.
How did many little girls lead a five or six-year-old brother all the way to where they are today? Now that everything has passed, my elder sister has developed a habit that she seems to never get rid of from her early life, that is, occasionally
He will nag a few words about my bad habits, which is not annoying, but can only make people feel endless warmth, and this kind of nagging will more or less remind people of my mother...
For onee-sama, being complained about like this is quite depressing.
"Did I say something wrong?" Bingtis suddenly poked my arm and looked at Sister Hei Hua Xian who was finishing her work, "But I thought that was just a compliment."
"No one will treat you as a mute if you don't speak." I rolled my eyes at this guy and pulled my sister to sit next to me. The latter rolled her eyes helplessly and returned to his normal posture: "Forget it, forget it.
, sister, I will spend the rest of my life on you."
"Huh--" Yakumo Blue, who was closest to us, breathed a sigh of relief as if he had been liberated. The fuzz on his ears and tail that had just been frightened slowly softened, then he raised his feet and scratched his face, and ran away jumping up and down.
Gone.
Lin Xue looked at Yakumo Lan's back and waited for three seconds before asking in a low voice: "Did the cat demon not show up again?"
A group of us suddenly looked with admiration at the pile of tails of a certain fox girl that was drifting away. Thinking that there was still an orange cat hidden in it, we immediately sighed that Newton died so early. How do you think she did it?
of……
"Master, there are a lot of people here..." Anweina crouched behind me. Out of self-consciousness as a maid, she insisted that she did not want to squeeze into the same table with the masters, and she did not dare to go to the big bonfire because she was afraid of strangers.
Next to me, I could only squat in the back and touched my arm pitifully, "Is the master really not going back to eat?"
I turned around and saw this timid little maid looking straight at me like a kitten that was about to be abandoned. Because the masters were not at home for dinner at night, she felt that she was about to lose her usefulness and had to strengthen herself.
I had the guts to go out with the hostesses, but when I arrived at the destination, I found that the situation was more dangerous than expected. This made Anweina confused. I watched with interest as the halo around this girl flickered like neon.
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"You should learn to adapt to an environment with a lot of people," Lin Xue looked at Anweina with concern. "As a qualified maid, especially a maid with royal status, you must learn to speak on stage when the master needs it.
, organize meetings, receive envoys, arrange military exercises, attend events, hold rallies and..."
Anweina flashed her eyes without saying a word, and lay motionless on the ground with her head smoldering.
"It looks like the tungsten filament of this light bulb has burned out."
Miss Lin analyzed.
"By the way, why is there a banquet held all of a sudden?" My sister glanced at the lively monsters around her and asked curiously, "And it's still on Mount Olympus?"
"It's not surprising when these monsters hold a party," I curled my lips, "Actually, the reason was that Yakumo Murasaki encountered a ghost ship, and Hades did the same. The two of them encountered some ghost ships at the edge of the world.
The same space battleship, and both groups of people paid great attention to it, so they gathered together to discuss important matters. In the middle of the discussion, the monsters felt that of course they should celebrate when so many people gathered together, and then... what you see
The situation is over."
"I'm afraid they will be partying until the end of the world," Lin Xue sighed, covering her head, "So, what's going on with the ghost ship? Why is there such a thing?"
I tried to pinch the eldest lady's nose: "You are a prophet, okay? What about when you and others scan the inside story?"
"The prophet doesn't operate the radar 24 hours a day. Whose mobile phone doesn't charge, right?" The eldest lady hid aside before I took action, and then stuck out her tongue cutely, "I am the eldest lady.
After reading it, the more I know about some things, the more headaches I get. The day before yesterday, I finally found a few interesting novels on the Internet. I accidentally opened a prophecy and regretted it in my gut - even the sequel I planned to write three years later was...
Now that you’ve seen it through, how can you break it?”
I glanced at her silently: "Retribution, I will make you go to the library all day long to circle the front of detective novels and write that this is the murderer."
Sandora knocked on the table: "Hey, I'm off topic. I'm off topic."
I coughed and told my sister and the others word for word about the ghost ship. The girls listened very seriously, but except for my sister, who had a serious face, everyone else looked indifferent. Lin Xue
This half-immortal has always been indifferent to everything. Saeko doesn't understand what the edge of the world means. Anweina is trying to make herself emit blue light. She wants to see if she can detect banknotes. Dingdang is concentrating on dealing with the table.
The whole apple is a big challenge for her because she can hardly find a place to eat it.
In short, the family seems to be full of heartless guys: Fortunately, the most heartless Qian Qian has already led the children to help play, otherwise I would be even more entangled now.
"I said, you don't seem to be worried at all. It seems like this is another little trouble?"
I tentatively talked to Miss Lin. Although she couldn't explain many things about the future clearly, if she used appropriate methods to insinuate, she could still reveal some information through our tacit understanding. Over time, I have been able to communicate very well.
I can guess a little bit about the future direction from her few words.
"Who knows, something without danger may not be a turning point. The reason why the future is uncertain is because any inconspicuous little thing can turn the final outcome upside down," Lin Xue shrugged indifferently, and then continued from
He took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and placed it in front of Anweina, "Hey, it glows blue, I think I can see the security mark..."
Anweina adjusted the spectrum, and it turned out that there was actually a fluorescent mark on the one hundred yuan bill. I was completely stunned and couldn't recover for a long time: Is it possible that the latest generation of perfect maids also have the function of money verification? An Weina
Vina, how did you manage to emit ultraviolet light as a ghost?
"This is a really difficult skill to master."
Zizi, who has been practicing with Anwei Na for a long time, stared blankly at the "master" rotating between ultraviolet and infrared rays like a police light, and said in shock, I think this cheap sister has been talking to the abnormal Anwei.
Now that I'm with Na, my outlook on life is no longer right.
"It seems good to have some lively mischief with these guys once in a while," Sister-sama looked at Qian Qian who was leading the children's gang to dance and have fun with the monsters not far away, and suddenly sighed leisurely, "Really,
I prefer this kind of life."
Living a peaceful life with my family is my sister’s biggest wish. I am not surprised about this. From the beginning to the end, she is a person who likes peace. It may have something to do with her life experience. She feels that she can be stable.
Spending every day happily is actually the happiest thing. This may be somewhat different from the life of the family now, but I have to admit that this is really in line with onee-sama’s style. Just facing onee-sama’s sigh, I
I can only scratch my hair with some shame - I am not a big shot, but it is difficult to satisfy even my sister's small wish. Let alone a peaceful daily life, I have the impression that I have not been in a peaceful environment for a long time.
Stayed for three months in a row.
Maybe there was a real connection between the two, because my sister looked at me vaguely at this time, with a faint smile on her lips: "But if this is always the case, people will become lazy. If you want to live a good life, you should always strive for it yourself.
That's right, this is our family's family motto."
Bingtis touched my arm again: "Hey, I really think your sister is like your mother. My mother usually educates people like this. If you want territory, you have to have big fists."
I finally know where Bingtis’s weird worldview originated.
As a result, Sandora rolled her eyes at the rogue goddess and corrected me: "The original words are: 'If you want believers to follow, you should show your sincerity.' Don't believe this guy's version, just that mouth, do you believe it or not?
She can translate for you a composition written by a primary school student as if it were written on the front line in Afghanistan.”
I feel more and more that Sandora has been deeply poisoned by herself...
At this moment, a very small and muffled call suddenly came from the table, interrupting our conversation: "Ah! Someone help Ding Dong! I can't even see the horse!"
I lowered my head in surprise and found an apple jumping around on the table. There were two bare little feet under the apple: Dingdang finally succeeded in finding a place to eat from the apple, but it seemed that she was too absorbed in eating.
, the whole person has completely eaten it!
A muffled cry for help came from inside the apple: "I can't see it, I can't see it!"
Everyone looked at this little idiot in amazement. She was stumbling around on the table with an apple wrapped around her upper body. Normal people could not imagine how much space in this little kid's brain was used for thinking. Eat an apple.
It's a treasure to be able to reach this state. Obviously, this little thing was so engrossed in eating that he didn't pay attention to the surrounding environment. After eating, he wanted to look up only to find that the surroundings were dark, and then he panicked.
I don’t know what’s going on: after spending so much time with Dingdang, I can basically tell in an instant which direction her stupidity comes from. This is really an amazing skill.
Of course, it's fun to be cute with little things, but it seemed that this panicked guy couldn't think of a way to get out of trouble for a while, so I planned to lend a hand to help, but the accident happened at this time, and I didn't have time.
As for the action, Goddess Doudin has jumped to the edge of the table, and then...
"Paji".
There was a real crackling sound, followed by Dingdang's joyful exclamation: "Wow! I can see the light again! Dingdang is really amazing!"
Sister, I bent down and picked up Ding Dong. Strictly speaking, I picked up the apple. Ding Dong was still inside the apple, but his head just poked out from the top. As you can imagine, Ding Dang landed on the ground with both feet. Under the action of inertia, Ding Dong was still inside the apple.
, the apple fell, and the little head came out from it, thus forming the magical Jingle-filled apple candy. I think this is another miracle in the history of cooking after the boiled jingle. If this guy’s head is not repaired,
Sooner or later, she will one day create a full banquet with herself as the main ingredient.
Dingdang's arms were still trapped inside the apple, with only the top of her chest and calves exposed. The little guy's head was covered with bits of pulp, but she didn't seem worried about her current state at all. Instead, she laughed loudly at the table.
He was running around on the table, as if he had become one with the apple. Seiko looked at it curiously for a long time, then suddenly stretched out his hand to push Ding Dong... Then the little fool started to roll along the table, until one sister
If you really can't stand it, use a fork to stop her.
While the great and sacred goddess of life was enduring the ups and downs of life, Ilson's rich and rough baritone voice came from the distant horizon: "Oh, I'm sorry!"
Suddenly I felt that there was no hope for the whole world...
At this moment, a drunken voice suddenly came from the side: "Hajiu, Hajiu, you don't have to work today, it's just a good day for Hajiu..."
Before he could turn around, a strong smell of alcohol floated over, and the identity of the visitor was already revealed. Sure enough, soon a pair of big sharp horns appeared in front of the table, and then a short little girl holding a huge
Liquor Gourd greeted us with a silly smile on his face: "Long time no see, long time no see, um, good wine... If you don't go over to play, I'm here to give you a drink... burp!"
The person who came was none other than Gensokyo's most famous drunkard, Ibuki Suika, who possesses savage strength and unrivaled drinking capacity. I saw her often during this period, because this guy also joined the urban management team of Shadow City and was considered a half-civilian. But
The reason why this guy joined the job is very subtle. First of all, she was fooled into the job by Lingmeng's unscrupulous man... The red and white city manager told Cuixiang that as long as she became a city manager, she could get unlimited consumption in the employee-only commercial area in the military isolation zone.
Employee meal card, in other words, unlimited wine to drink as much as you want. We all know Cuixiang’s head. Most of her IQ was suppressed into those horns, so she was instantly fooled. Now this guy has become Reimu’s subordinate.
Coolie No. 1, who is responsible for patrolling the area where the two of them work together when the unscrupulous red and white shrine maiden is lazy and sleeping, and usually has to clean and do hard work for the latter, which makes Suixiang usually look very busy.
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Of course, it seems that this ghost girl is still very satisfied with her current life, although she has not yet realized that Lingmeng is not the boss of all urban management, and joining the urban management team does not necessarily require listening to Lingmeng's orders... Well
, anyway, there are only a few idiots in the Shadow City, so let’s hope this drunkard doesn’t get drilled to death by Reimu.
Cuixiang is a very enthusiastic person, especially towards her friends, and she is very sincere. Although she usually likes to pick fights with others, and she often goes to fortresses such as Ironforge to play games, which brings a lot of trouble to others, but
Overall, he was a pretty cute guy, so I took her wine gourd, poured myself a bowl of wine, and tapped her corner: "It's pretty good. It looks like he's grown well."
"The ghost tribe's horns are something that you can't touch casually," Cuixiang shook her head drunkenly, "Let's not talk about this, there's that strong guy! I want to fight her! Last time, I got rid of her important horns.
It’s broken, this time I must break off some of the scales from her body!”
Lin Xue came over and muttered: "Cui Xiang can hold back the fire, she was named the Cone Superman for three months..."
Me: "...appropriate."
Let me just say, this guy Cuixiang, who came here to offer wine so diligently, must be looking for a fight with Lin, but...it seems to be quite interesting?