After we returned to the palace arranged for us by Agnar, the laughter of several girls did not stop.
"Arjun, do you think that Tosca will die of shame and anger tonight?"
As the first genius-level mischievous girl to take action and instantly put Tosca into a streaking state, Qian Qian's creativity has been highly praised by several girls. Obviously, Qian Qian herself is also very proud.
"I hope he can be stronger," my sister said in her usual soft tone, but the content was not soft at all. "At least he must persist until the duel tomorrow will bring us more fun, right?"
"You guys had a lot of fun..."
Lin Xue, whose abilities are completely unsuitable for pranks, said depressingly - I should praise God. Fortunately, this girl's abilities are prophecy and perception. Otherwise, how many more unfortunate victims would there be in this world!
At this time, I suddenly heard a roaring sound in front of me, and a small white figure rushed towards me like a bolt of lightning!
Qian Qian and the others had seen this kind of scene several times and were no longer surprised. Instead, they looked at each other in tacit understanding and took two steps back indifferently.
"boom--"
After a loud noise, I was knocked back several steps by the violent impact, and was in a shaky situation. Fortunately, after I used all my muscles to adjust my body's center of gravity with super high efficiency, I finally avoided it at the critical moment.
I finally recovered from the suffocation caused by the impact on my chest. I lowered my head slightly and saw a very cute little girl in a white dress rushing towards me.
On my chest, a pair of slender little hands as white as jade hugged my neck tightly. Little Bubbles squinted his eyes slightly, rubbed his little face against my chest, and made inarticulate cute sounds in his mouth.
Voice.
This is the latest model of the super weapon of the Xiling Empire. It has infinite lethality against all otakus, rotten girls, monsters, and other otaku creatures. It is a new generation of biochemical human cannon that can make the opponent willing to be attacked - Xiaobubu Ultimate Human Cannon Simplified
Chinese limited edition!
By the way, the final version description was decided just a few seconds ago.
I kept the position of being knocked back by the little bubble, while gently stroking the other person's little head with my hands. Although at the beginning, I would always be knocked out by this little guy and even fly across the ground for several meters.
, but now, after several times of familiarity and continuous training on my own, I have mastered the ability to stand head-on against the small bubble human cannon...
"ah--"
A high-pitched cry came from far and near from the front. I raised my head and saw a small green figure cutting through the sky and attacking my face.
Appeared! It turned out to be the advanced evolved form of Little Bubble’s Human Cannon—Ding Dong’s two-stage combo!
With a snap, the little creature named Ding Dong lay firmly on my face, which was the last straw for an unlucky man who had just been hit by a loli bomb and lost his center of gravity.
With a roar, a certain emperor fell on his back.
"Hey, hey, hey! Little one, you are a dog! Don't bite! Don't bite! Isn't it okay that I was wrong? Isn't it okay that I will definitely take you out next time?"
Suddenly, Little Bubble, who fell to the ground with me, recovered from her coquettish mode. However, she was obviously not frightened by the sudden loss of balance. Instead, she raised her head and looked curiously at Ding Dong playing naughtily on my face.
He bit and poked here and there, then suddenly let out a cry of joy and opened his small mouth, revealing a pair of sharp little tiger teeth.
"stop--"
Seeing Little Bubble's eager expression, I shouted in a cold sweat.
Xiling Apostle's physical fitness is strong in all aspects. Sandora can chew up stainless steel knives and forks as if nothing happened. Although Little Bubble is underage, he definitely has the ability to give me a fatal blow.
I picked up Dingdang and put it aside, then stood up with great effort holding Little Bubble, which still refused to leave. The joints all over my body immediately made a crackling sound.
What a thrilling welcome ceremony.
"The relationship between Miss Dingdang and the monarch is really good." Alaya came to us at some point and looked at Dingdang who was laughing and playing above me with envious eyes, and then looked at me with the same envious eyes.
The coquettish Little Bubble, "And Little Bubble too..."
...Have you forgotten who is the person who combs your feathers every day?
"Okay, okay," I clapped my hands to silence everyone, and at the same time gave Lin Xue, who had been looking at me gloatingly, a hard look, "I came back with a gift!"
The word "gift" immediately attracted the attention of everyone present. The few girls who stayed at home were curious about what gifts I brought back, while Qianqian and the others who chose gifts with me wanted to see the gifts they chose.
Will it be welcomed?
"First of all, it's our little goddess - if you cause trouble again, you won't be yours!"
I decided to appease the most restless little thing first. After Ding Dong calmed down and hovered in front of me and stared at me expectantly for a long time, I took out the gift I prepared for her with a sense of accomplishment——
A lollipop.
Originally, I thought that such an inconspicuous gift would disappoint Dingdang, but to my surprise, the little thing immediately cheered and pounced on it.
She is such an easy-to-satisfy little guy. It feels like just giving her something can make her happy for a long time - or maybe she doesn't care about receiving anything at all, and all she cares about is "gifts"?
I feel that I have entered a subtle state of exploring the values of the gods...
"Little guy, there's more."
I rubbed Dingdang's little head with my fingers, then waved my hand, and immediately a "mountain" exuding a rich and sweet smell appeared out of thin air in the open space in the yard!
The gift prepared for Dingdang is definitely not the most expensive, but it is definitely the most troublesome for us.
Because we spent nearly half a day buying almost all kinds of candies and desserts in Leyton City!
According to the size of Ding Dong, these candies are enough for her to eat for decades.
I had never thought before that there would be so many types of desserts in the world, let alone that in the original impression of a different world where people were lacking in material life and living a monotonous life, there would actually be so many recreational foods. After some looting of candy stores
We rushed to buy them like a mountain, and we prepared a mountain-high pile of desserts for Ding Dong! Just writing the names of these desserts would take me on my back for three days and three nights!
...Who just questioned my memory?!
The little thing was obviously frightened by the snacks in front of her that could last her for decades. She hovered coldly in the air, her little mouth opened to its maximum, and then she suddenly let out an extremely excited cry.
I only saw a green light flashing in front of my eyes, and then I lost Ding Dong's figure, and then Ding Dang's happy cheers came from the candy mountain behind me: "Long live! Long live! Long live Arjun! Long live Candy!"
...What a wonderful ability to form sentences.
"Little Bubble, this is yours."
I smiled and pressed the little bubble that had been staring at me for a long time with Loli's exclusive starry eyes, and then took out a little angel sculpture made of transparent crystal.
Maybe it’s because he was born in a mother’s nest made of crystals. Little Bubbles likes to collect all kinds of shiny things, especially items made of crystals, which make Little Bubbles extremely happy. I There is even some suspicion that there is a dragon's soul hidden deep in this little guy's heart.
Sure enough, when he saw the shiny crystal sculpture I took out, Little Bubble immediately let go of his arms tightly holding my thigh, screamed in joy, grabbed it and ran back to his room, and then he was inexplicably surrounded by everyone. He quickly ran back with his eyes, grabbed my arm and asked me to bend over. Before I could react, the little girl gently pressed a kiss on my face...
Sure enough, it’s better to be a loli!
At this moment, I burst into tears amid the complicated sight around me.
"Alaya, come here."
I waved to Angel Sister, who was standing quietly aside, to come closer, and then took out the third gift.
A brush…
An oval-shaped brush made of precious crystals and magic shark cartilage. It is completely white and crystal clear. If you analyze the luxury of this brush and take a look at its size and shape, most people would never imagine what this brush can be used for.
This brush, which cost countless gold coins and required four skilled jewelers to work in an hour with cramped fingers, was perfect for combing the down on the inside of Alaya's wings.
Although Alaya's wings are made of semi-energy, they have a physical touch. A brush that can massage and clean can definitely make Alaya happy for a long time.
...But why do I always think this gift is full of all kinds of complaints?
Even though it was a gift that seemed weird to ordinary people, Alaya liked it very much. Seeing her put the brush away happily, I moved towards the final goal.
From the beginning, Pandora has been standing quietly not far from us. Her character really can't do anything like Bubbles and Ding Dong, but I can still learn from her that there is almost no change. A hint of joy and anticipation for the gift can be read in his expression.
Sooner or later, I will be trained by this girl to have insight that is even better than that of Ace Spy.
"This is for my baby sister."
I bent down, smiled and touched Pandora's little head, and then took out a small blue hairpin. When the other party heard the words "baby sister", her face quickly turned red and was imperceptible, and when she saw me When she held the blue hairpin in her hand, there was a hint of confusion in her eyes.
"Although I know you would be happier if I bought you a set of books on war theory, I still think that kind of gift is a bit too weird..."
As soon as the image of Pandora holding a thick book on war theory and studying it late into the night emerged, it was thrown out of my mind without hesitation.
Sure enough, Pandora should be raised to be a normal girl as much as possible.
After staring blankly for a while, Pandora suddenly showed an unprecedented sweet smile, took the hairpin from my hand, and said happily: "Brother gave it to me, I like it..." and then stood up on tiptoes. , also imitated Little Bubble's appearance and pressed a kiss on my face. At the same time, I also vaguely heard whispers to myself such as "Can't lose to that little girl"...
Although I have said it before, I still want to reiterate it: Sure enough, loli is better!