Nine hundred and seventieth IX distinguished guests
(Hey, let me go! Why didn’t you remember the last two days of double double and ask for monthly tickets?)
It is actually a rare thing for us to have guests at home, because usually not many people come to visit our big house. You know how many unscientific people gather here,
Any appearance is enough for cctv10 to shoot more than 40 episodes of science and education documentaries. Ding Dong will be caught flying around, An Weina may pop up from any wall or TV at any time, and the mercury lamp is only 92.3cm and it is still off the ground.
Drifting back and forth two meters, Alaya would sleepwalk out to show off his wings from time to time. Even if all the above-mentioned guys without common sense learn to disguise themselves, we also have a classmate from 123 who wears full-body glittering heavy armor all year round. I'm afraid it will be difficult for me to keep up with the door-to-door delivery
The courier guy explained why there was a handsome ancient Greek guy in his living room who looked to be at least 200 pounds. Moreover, this handsome ancient Greek guy also had an aperture of at least 30 lumens...
So in order to avoid trouble, Shandora set up a mind interference barrier around the house. Ordinary people, including those who collect water and electricity bills and deliver express delivery, will simply ignore this weird big house in front of them, which simply defies the city's land prices.
There are only a few people who are allowed to get close: Ding Ling, Lin Feng, Sally, and a few earthlings who know the empire's intelligence or are working for the empire, such as the one who almost tried to pursue him due to the influence of the red moon.
William, the werewolf of Ding Ling's Chinese pastoral dog, and these people who come to visit the house should not be exclaimed as "big guests" by Qian Qian in surprise, right?
I carried the smiling doll to the living room and found that the guest was standing in front of the big clock at the door, looking at the pendulum below. Since his back was to the stairs, I couldn't tell who he was, so I could only confirm
He was a young man less than 1.8 meters tall, wearing ordinary white casual clothes, with short black hair, and a calm temperament. The pants were bought from a street stall. [I] didn't take off the trademark. What surprised me was actually something else.
: A bunch of lawless guys at home, including Bingtis, were all sitting on the sofa without breathing. They looked so honest that they were not in line with the laws of nature. This made me feel unprecedented admiration for the unidentified visitor.
The mercury lamp held my head, and my mood was unprecedentedly clear. I even sang a messy adapted nursery rhyme in a low voice with a weird tone. When I saw a guy of unknown origin in such a grand atmosphere in my home, I immediately became dissatisfied and shouted: "Hey
!The master of the house is here! Who are you! Who are you! Who are you! Wow..."
There was an exclamation at the end, and the mercury lamp bit his tongue.
The young man in white casual clothes turned his head. With a bright smile on his face, he waved hello to me and pointed at the big clock behind him: "Hey, I might have to disturb you. Your clock is quite interesting.
, the mortal world always clearly marks short periods of time that are rarely used in their daily lives, just like this second hand - Feir also found a similar one for me a while ago. She never knew which world to find it in.
I got a bunch of clocks and gave them to people one by one..."
I was dumbfounded as I looked at the "young man" who was smiling as if he were a guest at a friend's house, commenting on the decoration of the living room. My jaw was probably on the floor, and I almost missed my step and fell down the stairs: "Ha?! Father God!"
?!How did you..."
"Ahem, don't call me by professional title. Just call me Xingchen."
The "young man" in white waved his hand at me, "I finally have time to take a vacation, and I thought I should come to your world to see it. After all, you have visited my house two or three times and I haven't paid a return visit yet. I'm quite embarrassed...
"
That’s right, you read it right and I read it right, the “young man” in front of me wearing street pants with a little chive on the corner of his mouth and a big smile is no one else, but... God the Father!!
Star Father God!
No wonder Qian Qian, an invincible girl with strong nerves that can be used for deep-sea fishing, can exclaim in surprise, this guest... is really too high-quality, no wonder the five lawless protoss gangs are sitting there honestly
On the sofa, even the two live treasures Bingtis and Yilsin became good children. They were meeting their super bosses: Sandora and I were going to the Raven 001 dormitory to sit for a while, which should have the same effect.
"Uh. Xingchen. Okay, Xingchen." I called Father God's name a little awkwardly. I guess there are only a few intelligent creatures in the entire void who dare to call these two words directly. I looked at the other person's complete body.
Dressed in terrestrial clothes, my mind was a little confused, "How did you get here?"
Father God grinned: "Get off at the old long-distance bus station, take the suburban line to the bus station, take No. 26 and take the subway to the shopping center, cross the pedestrian bridge and take a taxi from the entrance of the old park. The last step is to walk
Come here, I found that when I told the taxi driver the address of your house, he could only understand the location of the street entrance. This may have been done by Shandora, right?"
When I heard this, I immediately suspected that Father God might have been living here since 1990 - he was just kidding, right?
After confirming the results, Father God really didn’t mean to be funny. This is how he came. Of course, his first stop was not the old long-distance bus station. Before coming to my house, he first went to the wrong coordinates. At 230
After wandering around City M, which was more than ten kilometers away, he finally bought a bus ticket to City K with the help of a local ticket seller. He visited all the telephone poles and landscape trees along the way with great interest, and was still getting off the bus.
I bought a famous local custom: a leek box. The "all-knowing and omnipotent" Father God can easily find the smoothest route. Just like an old citizen who has lived in this city for ten years, he took the car all the way and returned it on Route 26.
An old man gave up his seat - although the old man's age was theoretically no longer than the time it would take Father God to take a nap, his clothes were straight from a junior who should be proud of his life before entering this world.
It was copied from the information on the student's body. No wonder the visual inspection from top to bottom exudes a sense of stupidity - well, for God's sake, I shouldn't evaluate the most powerful creature in the entire void like this, even though he is wearing a suit.
Ninety-five yuan of designer casual clothes, with leeks on his lips...
Finally, Father God showed me something with great interest: the ticket he used to come here. [w..cm
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"A ticket seller sold it to me. He's a very interesting guy. I didn't expose him." Father God said with a gentle smile.
White hairs of sweat began to appear on my forehead, because there was a spectral mark in the lower left corner of this long-distance bus ticket that could not be recognized by the naked eye, with the abbreviation of two letters: L.
If I had glasses, I would have taken them off at this time. If I had a pencil, I would have dropped it on the military map, but I didn’t have either. So I silently connected to the spiritual link and called the Shadow City Urban Management Brigade directly.
:"Reimu."
"Wow!" The girl opposite seemed to be sleeping, and it was obvious that she suddenly woke up from her sleep and exclaimed. I can imagine the guy jumping out of bed with an afro on his head, "Boss?"
"Has Sicaro fled to City M recently?"
"...It seems that I haven't seen anyone else in the local area recently."
"...Go and capture him and shoot him for five minutes. He won't be killed anyway..."
"Ah?" Lingmeng was shocked.
"He resold the tickets and sold them to God the Father!"
Then there was a flurry of excitement across the mental link. Reimu quickly summoned some of his accomplices and went across the city to check the water meter.
I had an embarrassed smile all over my face. Obviously, no matter how awesome Sicaro's disguise was, he couldn't hide it from Father God. That black suit couldn't even hide it from an idiot like Nima Yi Chuixiang, but Father God seemed to
I'm not angry at all about this, and I don't mind spending an extra 20 yuan on a high-priced ticket.
"The only way to queue up is to buy tickets for tomorrow. I was stuck in traffic on the expressway for two seconds." Father God smiled kindly. "The mortals here are really interesting. They seem to like to get together and trap themselves in one place.
, and then complain to the whole world.”
"It's all the fault of the long vacation. It's all the fault of the long vacation." I wiped my sweat and asked Father to sit down, and asked Anweina to prepare tea. However, I didn't see the ghost appear after saying hello twice, so I finally looked in the corner.
When I reached the ball of white light that had curled up into a ball, it shivered and cried to me: "Lord... Master. It's so scary. I feel like it will be purified as long as I get close..."
Well, it seems that there is no hope for the ghost. Although Father God really will not do anything to such an "animal", Anweina seems to be quite shy about such a high-level cadre. Fortunately, Seiko has recovered from the surprise.
When God came, I finally remembered to get a glass of water. Father God, who had traveled eight hours from the God Realm, finally had his first sip of cold water at my house.
...Compared with the reception I received when I went to the God Realm, I feel like I desperately wish there was a crack under my feet that I could slip into and stay in seclusion for more than 2,300 years.
"Chen, do you know? I'm so tall. It's the first time I've seen Father come out to visit us like this." Bingtis saw that Father was studying the patterns on the coffee table. She secretly said, "You know what he's done this way?"
How many miracles have you performed?"
I was puzzled. Although it was quite shocking that God the Father came to visit us, could this have anything to do with miracles?
As a result, as soon as Bingtis explained it, I was completely shocked:
"Among other things, the entire route that Father God took from City M already possesses the essence of 'God's Road' in a symbolic sense. As long as a lucky person follows the exact same process and walks from that road to this
A moment on the street will sublimate, and then you can live at least until the year when humans rush out of the Milky Way. When Father God gives up his seat to others on the bus, that old man is a blessing from God. If there is no illness or disaster, he should be today thirty years later.
He can still cross the Western Pacific - provided that he is a good person, otherwise God will punish him in twenty minutes. Father God bought a leek box, and now it is the food at the God's banquet, just like what Zeus collected at the sacrifice in mythology.
The white cow means the same thing. In the future, when praying to gods and worshiping Buddha, a leek box placed in front of the statue can hold at least more than 200 gold-plated Bibles and more than 3,000 kilograms of Zen incense. In addition - if Sicaro is a mortal, maybe
Now I can get half a priesthood in this universe. Your sister, the professional title is most likely the God of Ticket Dealers. Fortunately, he is a Xiling Apostle, and his mystery is not much lower than that of a demigod. Otherwise, I would have killed myself right now.
Go to the southeast branch."
I was dumbfounded, and suddenly understood why Father God almost never leaves the God Realm. As an unprecedentedly powerful source of void power, his mere existence is enough to make large-scale corrections to everything in the world. Even now that he suppresses his own power,
A whirlpool of information is also generated due to one's own actions. In fact, I shouldn't be surprised by this, because I seem to have this characteristic: void creatures interfere with the information of the external environment all the time, causing all kinds of things around me to change.
The probability of occurrence of such events always fluctuates along a strange frequency. Qianqian and her sister gained strength, and the old empire was activated in God knows what corner. These can basically be attributed to the physique of a void creature like me - at least Ta
Weir built a mathematical model to get this answer.
Well, I had never seriously thought about the significance of my physique before. Now Father God has shown me a vivid example: standing there, you become the axis of rotation of the world.
Bingtis seemed to see my thoughts and said: "You have only just awakened. You are already an intelligence entanglement point. Maybe when you become more powerful, you should ask Father Theology to help you control your power. You guys
The void creatures are so unreasonable."
"I'm more concerned about the impact of Father God's coming here. There must be at least tens of thousands of people coming from the next city every day, and at least half of them go along the long-distance route. We want them to collectively live until the next new millennium to go there.
Anthropologists around the world have committed suicide more than 60,000 times, and how do you ask cctv10 to explain to everyone a 100-year-old man who crossed the Western Pacific!"
Bingtis was dumbfounded. Obviously she didn't think of this at all.
Father God looked at the two of us with a smile, and I suddenly realized: It seemed that my words to Bingtis were meaningless. Sitting next to us was the most powerful upright creature in the void!
"Don't worry, this kid is bluffing," Father God glanced at Bingtis, "There will be some effects. But I have already eliminated it, and there will be no consequences if I don't deal with it - Bingtis, please explain.
"
Sister Bing stuck out her tongue and smiled awkwardly at me: "The path of God is a very strict term of practice. If a mortal wants to follow the path of God, he must repeat the details of this path 100%, including going to the train station at 7:30 this morning every year.
I went to the same ticket seller in the square to buy a long-distance ticket with an increased price, and I had to sit in traffic jam on the highway for two hours. Of course it is unbelievable to be a centenarian who crossed the ocean, but it is not surprising to be just a hundred years old.
I think a normal old man on Earth would not go on a swim in the Western Pacific on his 100th birthday. As for the leek box - do you think there will be anyone on Earth who would dare to lift a leek box up when worshiping gods?"
I was stunned again. Then I suddenly reacted and looked at Father God: "...Did the topic of our discussion go astray? What I want to ask is why are you here?"
"I discovered that there was a penetrating crack in the void. A large amount of information gathered on the territory of the fallen apostle for a moment, and then something came to you. This is very curious. My intuition told me that I should come and take a look at the situation. Of course.
One reason is that I am indeed very interested in your world. Bingtis and Dingdang like this mortal world very much, and their respective guardians are quite frustrated by this."
Oh my god, Father God discovered the traces of Xiaoxue's arrival after a long time - no surprise. In order for her projection to be generated on the other side of the cataclysm in the void, that girl rewrote an astonishing amount of information with the hands of the fallen apostle,
Even the still weak New Empire knew about such a huge movement. It makes no sense that Father God couldn't see it. He didn't come here until now, so I should be curious.
Of course, I didn't expect that the commotion caused by Xiaoxue would be as big as this - a piercing crack in the void. How hard did the fallen apostle go to create a deceitful void creature? This is...
"Xiaoxue! Xiaoxue!" I stretched my neck and called to the second floor. Xiaoxue was not in the living room, but was probably packing things in her room: she brought countless messy daily necessities, including her own toothbrush cup and lucky pillow.
, she didn’t make any arrangements clearly last night, and now she has gone back to make arrangements when she has time. Lin Xue is not here either. I think it is very possible that she was dragged by Xiaoxue to clean up the room together. This is the responsibility of a mother.
Although Xiaoxue is already seventeen and a half years old.
"What are you doing, Dad? I'm looking for my lucky nail clippers. That's the birthday gift you gave me when I was six years old -" Xiaoxue's clear and cheerful voice came from the stairs, and then she poked half of her head out,
Suddenly he saw the situation in the living room and exclaimed, "Ah! Second uncle! Why are you here?"
I noticed that Father God raised his eyebrows slightly when he saw Xiaoxue. It was obvious that he was not just surprised. Then he stood up with a smile and said, "Let me guess, you are just a shadow, and your body is not at the current point in time."
...A very strange way of entangled information, is this child the cause of that penetrating rift?"
"Xiaoxue, my daughter, I'm in trouble." I scratched my hair in embarrassment and called to the strange girl Chen Xiaoxue. The girl slid down the armrest while sitting on it. When she landed, she spun three and a half times in the air, and finally stepped on it.
On the tail of Yakumo Blue...
The poor fox girl let out a "ouch" and got under the coffee table, never to come out again.
"Second uncle, your eyes are so poisonous - have you eaten?"
"I'm so big, this is the first time I see you greeting Father God like this." Bingtis murmured in a low voice.
Father God nodded: "Eat, eat, the food in this world is very interesting. Can you tell me your origin?"
I found that after leaving the God Realm, Father God became extremely approachable, and even the way he spoke made people feel extremely friendly. Although he was quite peaceful originally, this change still felt very strange, but Xiaoxue seemed to be concerned about it.
Not surprisingly, it seemed that she had always followed her father's example. She looked around and found that there were no extra chairs (probably they had been moved away by the gang of rose girls to build a castle, they were very childish these two days).
So he sat on my lap freely and said: "That's a long story. It was a dark and windy night at first, with gusts of cold wind, no light from the sun and the moon, and two people in the dark war laboratory.
Geniuses come together... This story is quite long, second uncle, why don't I tell you next time?"
"It's okay, I don't care about time." Father God smiled happily.
Xiaoxue's face fell, and she rubbed her body into my arms: "Then...Second uncle, I want to make a hole in the void by myself, you won't beat me, right?"