Hearing this, the other party said with some pride: "Oh? Then you are questioning me? When the real person comes back, I will sue you for dereliction of duty and slander you!"
The other one was not to be outdone and said: "Apart from the evil person complaining first, what else can you do?"
"I've already seen you unhappy. Let's challenge you to a one-on-one challenge. Do you dare?"
"Come just come, who is afraid of whom?"
"Come on!"
Seeing that the two were about to fight, Mrs. Li quickly advised: "You two!"
But she couldn't persuade her, so she had no choice but to leave. It was important to hurry, after all, dealing with the monsters was the business...
The two bronze men guarding the barrier, seeing Mrs. Li gone, felt that fighting was no longer interesting, and each let go.
"Humph!" The two of them stared at each other, both of whom didn't like it.
Then they continued to guard the barrier. At this time, they did not notice that the wooden door behind them quietly opened.
A small hand stretched out, holding a stone, and hit one of them on the head. They had just finished the quarrel, thinking that the other party was deliberately teasing, and angrily turned to the bared teeth next to him...
The other one also noticed it, picked his nose, and said arrogantly: "What are you looking at? Humph!"
He continued to pick his nose, and the elf next to him could only endure it.
But at this moment, another stone hit him on the head. This time he couldn't bear it anymore and threw out the magic weapon in his hand, shouting: "You bastard..."
Before he finished speaking, he rushed forward and punched and kicked the opponent. The two of them immediately started fighting back and forth.
"Feel the weight of my mountain!"
"Taste my oolong tail!"
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While they were fighting happily, Nezha looked like he was strolling around. He easily opened the barrier with the two magic weapons in their hands, walked out, and threw their magic weapons aside.
Looking at this situation, it was not the first time. Nezha was very worried about the intelligence of the two guards.
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In Chentangguan, the people were busy. Suddenly, a Nezha voice came from a street: "One, two..."
Before counting to three, a big man with a voice higher and shriller than the woman shouted: "He ran out again!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he ran away and fell to the ground within a few steps. He got up and continued running. As a result, he hid in a well with a "dong" sound...
Other people also reacted at this time and looked for places to hide.
Nezha continued to count, and people on the street kept looking for hiding places as if they were avoiding disaster. Some people couldn't find a place, so they simply lay on the ground and pretended to be dead.
"Five, six, seven, eight, nine...ten!" Counting to ten, Nezha walked out slowly, his round dark eyes making him look a little tired.
"Have you hidden it?" I asked, but the people did not dare to say anything.
At this time, Nezha suddenly opened the wooden door, frightening the person behind the door to scream: "Ah!!!"
Immediately afterwards, the people rushed out, the crowd pushed and pushed, and there was chaos.
There were also people hiding under the water, but Nezha also discovered them, so these people had no choice but to escape and find other places to hide.
Nezha kept shaking the tree trunk, causing the people hiding in the tree to fall down. He was having a great time, while the people were running around like crazy, for fear of coming into contact with Nezha...
Many buildings in Chentang Pass collapsed as a result.
All of this is Nezha's "masterpiece".
Outside the city, in a relatively secluded dilapidated temple, a child of about ten years old slapped the table with a serious face and said: "I've had enough! We want to fight back!"
These are the children of the people of Chentangguan. They could not bear Nezha's pranks anymore and decided to discuss how to deal with Nezha.
The leading child ordered: "Everyone, if you can't think of a way, don't even think about going home for dinner tonight!"
At this time, a child broke in: "Boss, I thought of it!"
When the child wearing a hood came in, the leading child pointed at him and said, "Didn't I ask you to stand guard outside? What are you doing here?"
The one wearing the hood said proudly: "We can use traps!"
Several children were very surprised when they heard this, and then listened carefully to the specific plan.
After listening, other children felt that this plan was very feasible.
"These institutions are really great!" After several children discussed it, they decided to adopt this plan.
Finally, the leading child also suggested putting some thorny objects in the mud of the last mechanism to make those who jump in miserable and have to urinate in the mud.
The child wearing a hood said: "Isn't this bad?"
The leading child said: "What's wrong? He usually makes us miserable, now it's our turn to fight back!"
The child wearing a hood waved his hand and said: "Since you insist, then I have no objection."
After several children discussed it, one of the children (Xiao Wang) who looked a little silly asked again: "There is another question, how can we lead Nezha to the bridge?"
The child wearing a hood laughed and said, "Scare him to the bridge."
Xiao Wang asked: "Why are you scared?"
"It's scary like this!" He said, taking off his hood, revealing a face that frightened the children. Yes, he was Nezha pretending to be one.
Everyone ran towards the bridge in a hurry, and screams were heard everywhere.
"Ah!!!!" Nezha followed closely, but as soon as they stepped onto the suspension bridge, they triggered a trap. One after another, they were chased by rolling boulders, snakes and wasps... It turned out to be Nezha.
The trap I designed is now being turned against myself.
Nezha looked on laughing and looked very happy.
Later, he went over and laughed: "How are you? Do you feel refreshed?"
At this time, a thin child ran over. It was Nezha who had knocked him out before and then pretended to be him.
Seeing this scene, Nezha no longer had the mood to continue playing with them.
"I had a great time today. I'll come and play with you next time." With that, he was about to leave.
But at this moment, the oldest boy among all the children gritted his teeth and said: "You, you monster!"
Hearing this, Nezha stopped, turned around and asked with a fierce look: "What did you just call me?"
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Huo Linfei: "Oh no, from the look on his face, this child is either dead or injured..."
Slender Jun: "Yeah, it's okay to call people monsters..."
Pineapple Blowing Snow: "You know at a glance that you can't beat him, and you still anger him. I'm afraid he's not a fool..."
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Big Big Wolf: "Damn, the little fat sheep also makes mechas. Damn little fat sheep, I will definitely come back..."
Xi (lazy) Boiling Yangyang: "Well, we, the Three Musketeers of the Grassland, will give you a fight. We have three combined mechas made by the village chief..."
Beautiful Yangyang: "Boiling Yangyang, you are so rude..."
Lu Ziqiao: "Don't want 998, don't want 888, just 88, and you can take the national treasure mecha home..."
Zhang Wei: "Ziqiao, selling pirated toys is not a good idea..."
Bald Qiang (C1 period): "It's better to look at my 1:1 replica of the mecha. It's faster to use the Orange Battle Treasure to chop down trees..."
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Man Yangyang: "Nezha is a child after all. It's normal to be playful. After all, he is locked up and there is no one around to play with him, so he is a little more playful..."
Nezha: "I didn't expect you, an old sheep, to understand... No, I don't need them to play with me. I am very happy alone..."
Huo Linfei: "Did a strange thing get mixed in? Aren't we discussing Nezha?"