Taking stock of the dimensional powerhouses: Chief Shadow Assassin Wu Liuqi (7)...
In the chat group, everyone was confused when looking at the freshly released videos and covers.
Ouyang Xiaofeng: "Wu Liuqi, didn't he say he sold offal before? Then he changed his profession to become a barber. He is also a strong man, and he is among the top in their world."
Li Fei (Huo Li): "This look is too unconventional. The three hairs and smoky makeup are a bit harsh on the eyes."
Jingjing (Fu Lu): "He's an asshole, an assassin, and a barber. What does this guy do?"
Bei Miao: "Chief Assassin? What a loud tone. It's hard to imagine a Chief Assassin who is coaxed and coaxed to sell offal."
Director Jiang (Jiang Huilian): "Isn't this guy named Wu Liuqi the beef offal seller in front of Ruozhi Elementary School? The business is not that good, how can such a funny guy be on the list? It seems like I haven't seen him selling beef for a long time.
What a mess."
Chiya: "..." (Sister, it turns out you were hiding there, your good junior brother is here)
Assassin World, Chicken Island, with a bang, the scissors in Wu Liuqi's hand fell directly to the ground and said: "The strongest assassin? Barber? What the hell?"
In front of the beef offal stall in the park, Wu Liuqi looked at the video with a confused look on his face, feeling that he was not feeling well.
"Dabao, am I really the strongest assassin? Is my life experience related to assassins? What is my past like..." Wu Liuqi grabbed the chicken Dabao and asked eagerly.
"Okay, okay, stop shaking."
Ji Dabao's eyes were filled with mosquito repellent. After Wu Liuqi put him down, he coughed a few times and continued: "I don't know if your life experience is related to the assassins, but I only know you, Ah Qi."
, very talented as an assassin!"
"According to what is said in the video, you are very likely to become famous in the assassin world. Once you become famous, you will make money."
Ji Dabao lit up a cigarette and took a deep puff: "When the time comes, you can go to Stan to cure amnesia."
"Assassin?" Wu Liuqi scratched his head, still feeling a bit unreliable.
Ji Dabao turned around, looked at him firmly and said, "Of course, Ah Qi, there is no future in selling offal."
"Unlike assassins, the salary is high, the benefits are good, and the working hours are flexible. It is definitely the best choice!"
Wu Liuqi looked at him speechlessly: "You said the same thing when you asked me to sell offal."
Ji Dabao said with a serious face: "Ahem, now and then, I'm asking you if you want to do it? After all, the video says you are the chief assassin, so you must be the one!"
After watching the video, I wanted to know my past again and affirmed: "Did it!"
The video screen started to play...
In order to retrieve his lost memory, Wu Liuqi, a young man on Xiaoji Island, became an assassin with the help of his friend Ji Dabao. Under the cultivation of Ji Dabao, he became a rookie assassin.
One day, Wu Liuqi received an assassination mission from the leader of the cats, Mao Xiaomi, and went to kill Wang Feng, the leader of the dogs.
During the mission, Wu Liuqi was lurking and was almost forced to eat shit. He changed to a strong attack. When he found that he couldn't beat him, he immediately used the Variety Chicken to transform into ordinary floor tiles, leaving him safe...
But I also accidentally learned the truth behind the two's falling out.
Although the mission failed, in order to avoid being refunded, Wu Liuqi disguised himself as Wang Feng and went to see Mao Xiaomi.
Wu Liuqi, who pretended to be Wang Feng, naturally had no scruples.
The reason why I am crazy is because I don’t want to disappoint Mao Xiaomi, because I once saw on TV that cats and dogs are two different species and cannot have children, and Mao Xiaomi longs to have children...
Wu Liuqi took the trouble to explain the misunderstanding between the two.
After learning the truth, Cat Xiaomiao hugged "Wang Crazy" tightly.
"Little Mimi, since we have made peace now, there is no need to fight the cat-dog war. Please give the order to withdraw the troops quickly."
"Um."
"Wang Crazy" continued: "There is also the assassin's fee, remember to pay it in full."
"It's not easy for someone to earn you dozens of dollars while pretending to be a dog and singing at the same time."
Hearing this, Mao Xiaomi couldn't help but wonder: "He is an assassin, so good, why does he have to pretend to be a dog and sing at the same time?"
At this moment, a very fast figure flashed beside the two of them, and with a flash of light, the sword stabbed Wang Feng directly.
Fortunately, the cat reacted quickly and hooked "Wang Crazy" with its tail, causing him to hide away.
Then she grabbed the incoming person's arm with one hand, preventing her from making any progress with her dagger.
The other hand grasped the sharp knife tied to the long braid.
In just a few seconds, Mao Xiaomi's unusual skills were shown, but blood also flowed from his hands.
"Assassin Plum Blossom Thirteen?" Mao Xiaomi recognized the identity of the masked woman at a glance.
Wu Liuqi, who was pretending to be Wang Feng, also hurriedly raised his sunglasses and found that the person in front of him was the one who helped him out before.
[Plum Blossom Thirteen, the assassin of Xuanwu Kingdom, the assassin ranks thirty-seventh.]
Plum Blossom Thirteen missed a hit and took a few steps back. A muffled voice came from under the mask.
"I only want the life of the leader of the Wang Xing people. Anyone who stands in my way will die."
"Wang Crazy" looked at Mao Xiaomi and asked, "Is this the assassin you invited again?"
Mao Xiaomiao stood in front of him and affirmed, "No, I just hired an ugly assassin."
Wu Liuqi felt very good about himself and said: "This guy is definitely not talking about me, but this crazy guy has so many enemies, I have to leave quickly."
At this time, the little cat howled, startling countless cat soldiers below.
He said coldly to Plum Blossom Thirteen, "I want to see who dares to touch him today."
As soon as he finished speaking, dozens of cat soldiers jumped in front of him, holding various weapons in their hands and blocking Plum Blossom Thirteen's way with fierce eyes.
Plum Blossom Thirteen was unfazed and took out a blade from her leg again, saying calmly: "If you want to die, I don't mind either."
Upon hearing this, all the cat soldiers under Mao Xiaomi's hands became furious and rushed towards Plum Blossom Thirteen.
Nunchucks, sharp knives, gloves, etc., were all waving at her vigorously.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! The two blades in his hands are like chopping melons and vegetables. With a few strokes, all the cats surrounding him were knocked away.
Mao Xiaomi praised: "You are worthy of being ranked 37th on the assassin list. His martial arts skills are really ordinary. I am almost unstoppable."
At this time, Mao Xiaomi found that Wang Feng was missing behind him, and was a little confused. When he turned around, he found that he had already run several hundred meters, and he was speechless...
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Tianyu: "What the hell? A cat and a dog fell in love, and then they broke up because of reproductive isolation? And why can cats and dogs in that world speak human language?"
Huo Linfei: "Yes, it doesn't look like a monster. Instead, it looks like a human being."
Pig Man: "I can't understand, but I'm shocked!"
Prince Steko: "This was born from our Steko biotechnology, making ordinary animals as intelligent as humans..."
Dr. Oak: "Is there a technology that allows us to understand the language of Pokémon..."
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The dog admired Wu Liuqi and ran wildly, jumping back and forth on the roof.
After running for a while, I guess the other party didn't notice me, so I stopped sweating profusely and muttered to myself:
"Fortunately, I was smart, otherwise I would have been dead if I had taken one step too late."
However, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, he looked up and saw the figure of Plum Blossom Thirteen standing in front.
Looking at the short knife with a cold light flashing in the opponent's hand, Wu Liuqi was startled and said hurriedly: "Wait a minute, actually I am not crazy at all, you see."
While saying this, Wu Liuqi hurriedly took out the chicken egg, threw it to the ground, and returned to its original appearance.
Wu Liuqi returned to her true self, looking very coquettish, and struck a pose.
"Hello, actually this is my true face. You have found the wrong person, I'm sorry."
Plum Blossom Thirteen refused to believe it easily and said: "Do you think you can deceive me by pretending to be an ugly man?"
With a slight movement, the sharp knife like a scorpion's tail was thrown out from the back of her head, scaring Wu Liuqi so much that she ran away.
"I'm really not crazy, why don't you believe me?
The two ran and chased each other. Seeing that the other party was getting closer and closer to them, Wu Liuqi, who was in a hurry, took out the Variety Egg again.
"Invisibility!"
As a thick puff of smoke flashed past, there was no trace of Wu Liuqi on the street.
"Why did you disappear? Is there really such a thing as invisibility?"
Plum Blossom Thirteen searched everywhere, but still found nothing, and still didn't believe it.
"He actually ran away, how can I explain to the master this time?
Seeing Plum Blossom Thirteen walking further and further away, an inconspicuous stone on the side of the street suddenly laughed and said: "How can there be any invisibility technique? This trick is really tried and tested. I will wait until she walks away."
At once……"
Wu Liuqi had not been proud for a few seconds when he suddenly saw a yellow dog sticking out its tongue and staring at him.
"Why is it you again?" Wu Liuqi looked at the big yellow dog speechlessly.
However, the next second, the big yellow dog pointed his butt directly towards him and raised his hind legs...
"Fuck! What are you doing!"
Seeing that the other person was about to pee on him, how could Wu Liuqi endure it?
He pushed hard and hit an indescribable part of the big yellow dog.
The big yellow dog howled miserably, covered his crotch, stood upright on his legs, and ran away quickly...
Wu Liuqi hummed proudly: "You defecate anywhere, so unethical."
Then a foot stepped on him.
It was Plum Blossom Thirteen who came back and turned Wu Liuqi into a stone and stepped on him, with the sharp knife pointed at him.
"As a native dog, you are quite cunning, and I was almost deceived by you.
Plum Blossom Thirteen said and stabbed the knife directly.
However, a burst of smoke flashed out the next second, and the stone under his feet suddenly transformed into half a durian covered with spikes.
"Ah!" Plum Blossom Thirteen screamed, covering her feet and jumping up and down.
Wu Liuqi transformed into a durian with his legs upright, and his eyebrows were full of pride as he said: "You can't believe it, I am half a durian."
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Aku: "I don't know if Wu Liuqi is the strongest assassin, but I'm sure he is definitely the meanest assassin."
Hot Wheels: "It's true that heroes think alike. His meanness is almost as bad as that of Bilian."
Zhang Chulan: "nnd, you are saying bad things in front of me, right?"
Huo Linfei: "What a big deal, isn't it just to let us see the birds walking under the moon?"
Zhang Chulan: "Didn't I agree not to mention it? Can we still take a good look at the characters in other worlds?"
Wu Liuqi: "What are you talking about? This is! This is called a soldier who never tires of deceit. How can you call it cheap?"
Plum Blossom Thirteen: "If I meet you, I will definitely kill you..."
Wu Liuqi: "I haven't offended you now..."
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Plum Blossom Thirteen covered the soles of her feet and took a look. After finding that there was nothing serious, she took a sharp knife and headed towards Wu Liuqi to kill her.
Wu Liuqi returned to his original state and hurriedly raised the scissors to resist: "I have changed so many shapes for you to see, why do you still not believe that I am not crazy?"
Plum Blossom Thirteen ignored his words and slashed hard with the blade in her other hand.
Coupled with the sharp knife swinging from the back of her braid, Wu Liuqi quickly retreated and fell to the ground. He saw her coming step by step and hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop her:
"Wait a minute, I have something to say!
Actually I..."
Taking advantage of the opponent's relaxation, Wu Liuqi slipped his fingers together, and the scissors that fell on the ground quickly flew up out of thin air, cutting open Plum Blossom Thirteen's mask.
Plum Blossom Thirteen's pretty face was revealed.
Wu Liuqi exclaimed: "Wow, what a beauty."
Plum Blossom Thirteen covered her face with one hand, quickly retreated back, and said angrily: "Now, you will die regardless of whether you are crazy or not."
With the beauty in the lead, Wu Liuqi didn't remember anything about fighting and killing, so he started playing with scissors and posing on the spot.
"I am Assassin Wu Liuqi, ranked 17,369 in the assassin rankings. I am best at cutting air bangs. I have always been deeply loved by the villagers for my high-quality services and affordable prices.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! My current emotional status is single.
Why don't we go have a drink together and share our thoughts on assassins?"
After Wu Liuqi finished introducing himself, he responded with a flying kick!
Plum Blossom Thirteen put her foot on Wu Liuqi's big face, leaving a deep mark on it.
This kick almost kicked off his shoes, showing how angry he was.
Five, six or seven people already had the intention of retreating in mid-air.
"I suddenly remembered that I have something else to do, so I need to leave first."
He suddenly took out the small ball-shaped flying chicken from his arms, used it as a hidden weapon, and smashed it towards the Thirteen of Plum Blossoms.
Taking advantage of Plum Blossom Thirteen's moment of distraction, the little flying chicken quickly flew into the air, stretched out its claws and grabbed Wu Liuqi's crotch before leaving.
"Goodbye. I'll treat you to tea next time. Remember to look for me."
The two figures were flying higher and higher, but Plum Blossom Thirteen looked at them coldly.
He suddenly threw out two plum blossom darts from his hand, directly knocking down one person and one chicken in mid-air.
Wu Liuqi and Xiao Feiji rushed to the street in an instant.
Plum Blossom Thirteen shook her head and said: "I didn't expect that you have to deal with two plum blossoms to deal with this kind of person. If you see my face, you can only shut up."
Wu Liuqi controlled the scissors to attack, and he slowly stood up and said: "My butt is numb, it seems that the non-standard ones are poisonous. If it doesn't work, I have to use a trick, break up, bitch (scissors)" while doing some strange poses
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After blocking what was actually an attack, Plum Blossom Thirteen sighed: "It becomes more difficult to deal with two people. We must fight quickly."
Plum Blossom Thirteen threw two short blades and knocked the scissors away. He rushed forward and intersected Wu Liuqi's fingers. There was a direct click. Wu Liuqi's fingers seemed to be broken. He quickly stabbed Wu Liuqi with his third sword.
Seven’s head…
Wu Liuqi quickly stretched out his arms, as if he had forgotten to intersect with Plum Blossom Thirteen. In an instant, the two of them kissed directly...
Plum Blossom Thirteen reacted immediately, her face turned red and she pushed her knee into Wu Liuqi's lower body. Wu Liuqi was hurt and quickly stepped back and covered his lower body...
Plum Blossom Thirteen's eyes instantly turned red, and she rushed over with a short blade in hand. Wu Liuqi sighed: "It's so fast, I can't hide."
The small plane (muscular man) who completed the transformation on the side, grabbed it short and crushed it...
Plum Blossom Thirteen said: "What the hell is all this?"
Xiao Feiji punched Plum Blossom Thirteen back again!
"What a quick move!"
Just when Plum Blossom Thirteen was shocked, Cat Xiaomiao had already gathered around with countless cats.
Seeing that the other party had a large number of people, Plum Blossom Thirteen snorted coldly.
"Then let your dog live a few more days."
Taking out the piccolo, Plum Blossom Thirteen summoned a giant bird, and with the help of the rope thrown down by the opponent, it flew into the air and flew away.
Wu Liuqi below was still greeting her: "My name is Wu Liuqi. Come and have tea with me when you have time!"
Cat: "Why is this ugly assassin here..."
Plum Blossom Thirteen narrowed her eyes and said to herself: "Wu Liuqi? I must kill you."
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Huo Linfei: "This, this is a kiss. This is not fair. They are also calculated. Why haven't I kissed the sky..."
Tianyu: "..." (Doesn't want to reply, neither agrees nor disagrees, but is secretly happy in his heart)
Slender Jun: "Huo Linfei, you have spoken out what is in your heart..."
Plum Blossom Thirteen: "Damn it, I must kill you."
The world of assassins at this time...
The leader of the assassins in the Xuanwu Domestic Assassin League sighed: "I didn't expect that you were not dead yet. I issued the highest assassination order and killed Wu Liuqi at all costs..."
Several shadow assassins are all thinking carefully at this time. After all, they also want to see what their world will be like in the future, and what if he gets a reward and kills him instead? It doesn't matter who is the leader anyway...
Then let’s see what he can do in the future. After all, those previous reviews have all reached the starry sky of the universe. They are from heavenly thunder, armor, and cultivators. They are not from the same dimension. As a result, my own
The world can actually be taken stock of, and it's still the same Qi...
But what Qingfeng was thinking was: It seems like this is a good opportunity. I want to see if you can confront the leader and let me know more information so that I can kill him...