In this era, there is a widely circulated joke on campus that goes like this:
If you are eating in the cafeteria, a beautiful classmate comes towards you with a plate.
Just as she was walking to your table, her feet suddenly slipped and she and the plate fell in your direction. What would you do?
The standard answer is, avoid it, which means you are an ordinary young man.
For an advanced answer, stand up and try to hug your beautiful classmate. It shows that you are an artistic young man.
The genius replied and protected his dinner plate with his hands. This is called a sexy young man.
Although the young men may miss something, they have a lot of fun.
Lin Yiben thought this was just a joke.
Although he didn't know how he would react to this situation, he soon knew how others would react to him.
The scene at that time was like this.
He was finishing the meal from the window and walking to his seat with the plate in hand. The old bear had already taken a good position due to his size advantage and waved from not far away.
Lin Yi waved in response, saying "received".
The cafeteria was bustling at noon, and on his way there, he noticed a beautiful senior girl with bright eyes and white teeth sitting at the table in front of him, so he couldn't help but take a second look.
Of course she is a little inferior to Gu Caiwei, but Lin Yi's definition of beauty is not narrow.
The senior sister noticed his gaze but didn't take it seriously. She was probably used to paying attention.
Why do you think you are the senior sister?
Because the uniforms for each class of Linzhong are designed and collected from students, they are different.
Although limited by the style, material and manufacturing level of the school uniforms, the design cannot be fancy, but at least the colors are different, so you can tell the grade at a glance.
at this time.
"boom!"
Accompanied by a loud bang on the table, a very sudden and excited shout alarmed the entire cafeteria:
"Kobe is awesome!"
Lin Yi, who was already distracted, was caught off guard. He tripped and fell straight in the direction of his senior sister. He didn't even have time to remind him:
"careful!"
At the moment of lightning, he watched helplessly as his senior sister's expression changed from shock to determination, and then...
Holding the dinner plate with both hands, he moved sideways with a "swish" motion.
He was so agile that he almost had an afterimage.
WTF?
Lin Yi did not hit him.
Because he used his other hand to support the table in time and stopped the tendency of falling forward, even so, he still felt extremely embarrassed.
Not for myself.
Senior sister, are you serious about what you just did?
Fortunately, he did not ask this rude question, because he immediately discovered that he had not caused any consequences.
When he stopped suddenly, the vegetable soup on his plate spilled out and had already spilled on the senior's autumn school uniform jacket.
"Uh... I'm sorry, senior."
I was really embarrassed for myself now.
The senior sister took off her coat, but fortunately the short sleeves inside were not wet.
She checked and it was just a few drops. Of course she heard the shout just now, so she waved her hand grandly:
"It doesn't matter, I was shocked too."
"Senior, how about I take it back and wash it before returning it to you?"
"No, you can go."
The senior sister didn't know if she was afraid that Lin Yi would use her clothes to do strange things, so she didn't agree to his request to make up for his past mistakes.
Lin Yi didn't force it, and after apologizing again, he walked to his seat and sat down.
"Do you know that senior? She's quite pretty!"
Lao Xiong didn't understand the situation just now. He just saw Lin Yi chatting with his senior sister. The key is that the senior sister also took off her coat.
This made his spirit of gossip ignite.
Lin Yi truthfully confessed the incident of accidentally spilling vegetable soup on someone, and then focused on complaining about the senior sister's choices at critical moments.
"Hahahahaha, I didn't realize she was such a senior!"
She is such a pretty girl on campus, but who would have thought that she is actually a sexy young man?
Lin Yi was still worried about this.
As expected, Lao Xiong felt happy: "This can be regarded as a bad relationship. Why don't you take this opportunity to ask for the contact information of such a lovely senior?"
"At least ask for a name."
Lin Yi did not say that his offer to do laundry was rejected, but criticized Lao Xiong: "What are you thinking about every day? Is school a place for you to fall in love?"
"Is not it?"
Lao Xiong expressed his disdain for Lin Yi's sanctimoniousness, and then came up with a bold idea: "Are you trying to protect yourself for Gu Caiwei?"
"I'm not talking about you Lin Yi, isn't it a little too early?"
Lin Yi expressed his admiration for his broad imagination.
"Mr. Lu Xun once said that when you see short sleeves, you immediately think of white arms, immediately think of nakedness, immediately think of life..."
"The irony is that it's people like you!"
Brother Xun: I really said this.
The old bear was not ashamed but proud, and smiled.
Lin Yi was too lazy to argue with him and asked another question: "Which idiot just yelled? What were you yelling for?"
Lao Xiong didn’t see the cause and effect just now, so he just focused on this:
"A little boy in the first grade of high school, who seemed to be from Class 9, yelled that Kobe is awesome. He was probably watching the game."
"Is it great to watch football?"
"Can you yell while watching football?"
Lin Yi is most annoyed by those idiots who watch the World Cup by themselves in the middle of the night, howling like crazy when they win, and insisting on waking up the whole floor.
He vented his dissatisfaction before asking: "Is there any big news today?"
Apart from the World Cup, I have paid little attention to anything else recently.
Lao Xiong also carried a mobile phone. He took it out and searched quickly and found this news:
"NBA Finals, Game 7, Lakers Championship."
Lin Yi took his cell phone and looked at it. The one he was using was not a smartphone yet. Although he could access the Internet, the Internet speed was very poor.
He browsed briefly and muttered:
"The Los Angeles Lakers reversed the Celtics 83:79. Kobe Bryant successfully revenged himself and won the fifth championship ring in his career, and was elected Finals FMVP."
Lakers championship.
This year, these five words are not just a joke, but a fact.
It's really worth getting excited about.
But you can’t be ungrateful and scare people in the cafeteria!
Lin Yi still found an angle for himself to complain: Now I can’t even watch the video, it’s just a live broadcast of pictures and text, what’s the point of being excited about?
High school students are really shocked.
Lin Yi put down his phone and turned around to look around, "Where was that kid just now?"
He had only had a brief glimpse of it just now.
Lao Xiong was indeed an eyewitness to the whole process: "That guy was quite smart. After he found out that he was being watched, he said he didn't want to eat anymore and went to play ball, and then he disappeared."
You can run fast.
Lin Ben wanted to complain a few more words, but suddenly thought of what would happen ten years later, and decided to forgive this idiot fan of Kobe for the time being.
After all, he is the most popular NBA star in China after Yao Ming. Even if he is not a fan, Lin Yi feels the huge regret.