Chapter 163 I think about myself three times a day
After the Yin Dun incident, Lin Yi felt that the relationship with his roommates had improved to a higher level.
"I'm so irritable, I don't want to review anymore."
Zhang Xiaochuan grabbed an exercise paper on the table and directly kneaded it into a ball of paper: "What the hell? This answer is not right at all."
It's April now, and at this stage all that's left is a competition of perseverance.
Teachers no longer require students to submit homework every day, but instead hand out reference answers when handing out test papers, so they can do it consciously and be correct.
Because the amount of questions is so large and the papers come from various sources, it is inevitable that there will be some minor errors. Generally, students will report them to the teacher after discovering them, and then the teacher will make a correction for the whole class.
Xiao Haocheng, who was next to him, leaned over and said, "Which question?"
Zhang Xiaochuan pointed to him: "Physics volume, here."
Physics is Brother Xiao's strong point. After reading it, he kindly reminded: "The answer is correct, this is it."
Zhang Xiaochuan was even more embarrassed now. He didn't know whether he should unroll the crumpled paper.
Lin Yi helped him out: "Brother Yi, take a rest for a while, your eyesight has been dazzled by looking at it all day."
Zhang Xiaochuan did have this intention, but it was more than that. He mysteriously took out two boxes of unopened brand-new poker cards from his bag:
"Let's play cards!"
When Lin saw how prepared he was, he couldn't help but smile and said, "Brother Yi, you have already planned this."
He chuckled: "I heard that the boys' dormitories in other classes have been doing this for a long time. The girls' dormitories would have to have sleeping sessions, otherwise they would be stupid if they had to write papers all day long."
Brother Xiao, the most honest person, was a little worried: "This is not good, and the lights will be turned off soon."
After the senior year of high school, the lights-out time in the dormitory was postponed from 10 to 11 o'clock, but it still had to be taken care of. The uncle would check in the corridor.
"What I want is after lights out!"
Brother Yi slapped his thigh: "Think about it, while everyone else is sleeping, we cats are secretly playing poker in the dormitory. Isn't it quite exciting?"
Lin Yi is funny. A high school student playing cards with Mimi is considered "exciting".
Several other people were a little moved, but Lao Lu was still worried: "The dormitory manager will come to check after turning off the lights. What should I do if I find out?"
“Easy to handle!”
Zhang Xiaochuan looked confident: "The light that the uncle saw on the corridor was mainly leaking from the window on the door. Let's cover it with a quilt."
"Turn on the desk lamp inside so that the light is darker and the sound is lower when we play cards."
"Finally, be sure to lock the door and don't let the uncle just use the master key to swipe in."
"This way when we hear the noise, we can have time to clean up the scene first, then open the door and tell the uncle that we are reviewing inside."
"He won't directly deduct points, he will just say to go to bed and rest."
Good guy, he's very thorough and has thought out all the options.
I don't know which senior person summed up this unique secret recipe for this "composition process". Lin Yi was aware of it back then, but he hasn't practiced it for a long time.
After all, there is no such thing as "lights out" after I go to college.
My hands are also a little itchy.
Just as they were told, they dragged out a storage cabinet under the bed and used it as a table. Then one of them sat directly on the bed, and the remaining three small benches sat on each side.
They did not start in a hurry, but waited ceremonially until the lights-out bell rang at eleven o'clock before turning off the headlights in the room.
The remaining two small desk lamps continued to provide light.
Two decks of playing cards were only enough for four people to play. Originally, they planned to take turns, but Brother Xiao took the initiative to withdraw.
Since no one else had a break, he took the opportunity to study for a while. As for playing cards, he felt it was a bit "deviant".
The remaining four guys didn't force themselves and started playing with enthusiasm.
What they played was "double dunk", which is a popular game in Zhijiang Province. It is said that it was invented by Lucheng people who are good at doing business.
To put it simply, two people who are opponents of each other automatically form a team, and then the two teams form a team to fight. The team of the person who plays all the cards first wins. There are three ways to win.
If the other player on the winning team finishes playing cards before the two opponents, it is called a "double dunk", if he plays the cards before only one player, it is called a "single dunk", and if he plays the cards last, it is called a "flat dunk".
The other rules are pretty much the same, and they mainly test the tacit understanding between teammates.
Of course there will be no gambling for money when playing between roommates. What they agree on is that the loser will be punished by doing push-ups until twelve o'clock or until someone's arm is so sore that he can't hold the cards.
Tonight is Christmas Eve.
Neither the werewolf nor the dormitory manager showed up, and they played happily in the dormitory without being disturbed.
This success further emboldened them.
The next day, play cards.
On the third day, play cards.
On the fourth day, "Xiao Haocheng, Xiao Haocheng! How could you be so depraved! Have you forgotten the study plan you made earlier?"
On the fifth day, play cards.
On the sixth day, play cards.
On the seventh day, I reflect on myself three times a day. I can’t go on like this!
On the eighth day, play cards.
By the way, they also very innovatively developed the "Secrets to Prevent Ward Rounds" and put a layer of sheets on the cabinet that serves as the card table.
First, it can avoid the sound of playing cards being thrown on the iron cabinet.
Secondly, when collecting cards, you don’t need to sort them one by one, you can just take a roll of sheets and throw them into the cabinet.
What does it mean to learn well in three years and learn badly in three days?
However, as the saying goes, if you often walk by the river, your shoes will never get wet. After they had played for a long time, they were naturally not as careful as they were at the beginning. If they didn't pay attention, they would get carried away because they were too involved.
"fry!"
Zhang Xiaochuan grabbed six cards and threw them on the table, then looked sideways at Liu Pengfei and Lu Bowen on both sides, and said in an arrogant tone: "How about it, do you want it?"
"Shh!"
As a teammate, Lin Yi had to put his finger to his mouth to remind him to keep a low profile.
Brother Fei and Lao Lu had no choice but to watch this guy throw out the last card in his hand. Brother Yi suppressed his voice and smiled, spreading his hands:
"No more!"
Just as he was showing off, the electronic lock at the door made a beeping sound, indicating that someone had swiped the room card.
Everyone was taken aback, and the most alarmed was Brother Xiao, who was not participating today.
Fortunately, everyone was prepared and threw down their cards one after another. Then Fei Ge rolled up the sheets and Lao Lu opened the cabinet and stuffed it in.
Then the cabinets were stuffed back under the bed step by step, and the stools were all reset to the small desks, inevitably making some noises. Then each person and a small desk lamp made a cantilevered posture.
It was Brother Yi who opened the door.
Originally, the most convenient person was Brother Xiao who was really reviewing, but the others were afraid that he would be too nervous and reveal his secret.
"teacher."
Brother Yi called out respectfully. Of course, he couldn't call the dormitory supervisor uncle at this time.
The uncle opened the door and walked into the dormitory with a dignified expression. He glanced around and found no obvious traces.
"Why are you locking the door? Don't you know you are not allowed to lock the door at night?"
Brother Yi memorized the lines very well: "Teacher, it's just a few days until the college entrance examination. We want to seize the time to do more questions to consolidate."
"Studying can't violate the school's rules. Don't you know the lights go out at eleven o'clock?"
He raised his hand and looked at his watch: "It's half past eleven now."
"Stop reading it and go to bed quickly. If you want to study, get up early and read it tomorrow."
Those guys were just pretending, so of course they immediately pretended to be convinced: "Okay, teacher, we're going to have a rest right now, we're causing you trouble."
The uncle said nothing more and watched them get into bed obediently. Before going out, he told them: "Don't make any noise to disturb the students in other dormitories."
The room soon became quiet, leaving only the even breathing of a few people.
Lin Yi thought to himself, what kind of bullshit "secrets to prevent ward rounds", the uncle may not know these little tricks, they are just being extra tolerant to high school seniors.