Classmate Gu Caiwei did not appear in the climbing team.
Because the summer vacation this year was relatively short, Ms. Gu Changge took her back to Yuezhou during the National Day holiday.
Although it was a holiday, it was impossible for a high school student to have seven days in her schedule, so she had to attend a large English training class today.
Before going out, Gu Caiwei dressed herself up carefully.
Specifically, she wore a baggy long-sleeved T-shirt and sweatpants, and carefully selected a pair of particularly dull black-rimmed glasses.
Her hair was tied into a ponytail and then rolled up, and she put on an ordinary peaked cap.
Done.
She looked in the mirror with satisfaction and felt that her appearance had improved by at least 50%.
Ms. Gu Changge didn't say anything when she saw her dignified appearance, but when she got out of the car, she told her: "If you encounter something that you can't handle, remember to call me."
The so-called large class corresponds to the small class where one teacher only takes three or five students. The class is usually held in a huge lecture hall.
There were two to three hundred people sitting down below, and the teacher on the stage turned on the microphone to ensure that everyone could hear clearly.
Gu Caiwei entered the classroom and naturally found a seat near the back door to sit down.
The large classes in the training class are very different from the small classes because there are too many students and the teacher cannot track the status of each student in time.
So how do they ensure students' attention?
Tell jokes.
Every teacher who teaches a large class has his or her own unique guide. Students who listen to it for the first time are usually deeply impressed. After listening a few times, they will find out:
It seems like this story has already been told?
For example, when Principal Cheng of New Dream came to Linzhong to give a lecture the year before, he still made fun of his female classmates at P University:
"I fell in love with every girl in our class, but none of them fell in love with me. Twenty years later, they all came over enthusiastically and held my hand, regretting that they had not done so."
I don’t know how many years this joke has been around.
In short, those little humors that look witty and funny are actually carefully designed and are constantly being polished and upgraded based on the feedback from the audience.
From this perspective, these students who take large classes are more like talk show actors than English teachers.
Therefore, there is a reason why Lao Luo can appear on "Talk Show Conference".
Today, the actor who understands English is very good and his jokes are relatively new. Gu Caiwei sat in the back and listened with great interest.
When get out of class was over, the accident happened.
A tall boy sitting not far in front came over and introduced himself: "This classmate, I am from Yuezhou No. 1 Middle School. My name is Shi Linkun."
"Which school are you from? Can I get to know you?"
Yuezhou No. 1 Middle School is the best high school in the local area.
He was just looking around when he was absent from class, and found that the girl in the back row had a very outstanding temperament and demeanor.
So I thought of coming over to get acquainted on a whim, and when I got closer, I realized how stunning she was hidden under her peaked hat and big frames.
Failed again.
Even though you have tried so hard to keep a low profile, why can't you get rid of all the flies?
Gu Caiwei puffed her lips in displeasure, stood up and replied casually: "I'm sorry, classmate, I don't like to meet people with good grades, they are prone to allergies."
After she finished speaking, she put on her bag and walked out of the back door.
Apparently, Classmate Shi had not developed the nerve to chase her away, so he had no choice but to send her away with regret.
When Gu Caiwei walked out, she thought of the cram school she and Lin Yi attended during the summer vacation.
Then I thought of the inexplicable "Versailles" he said, and the abominable sentence "Flies bite shit."
So she whispered dissatisfiedly:
"Idiot Lin Yi, he has no vision."
…
After class, Ms. Gu Changge came to pick her up in person. As soon as the mother and daughter entered the door, they found that the guests had already arrived.
Today is a family dinner.
"Hello, eldest aunt, hello, little aunt." Gu Caiwei greeted her elders politely, and then asked, "Where are the eldest uncle and the younger uncle?"
"Your two uncles are in the study."
As the two aunts spoke, they glanced at Gu Changge and then said hello: "You're back, sister."
Ms. Gu Changge's relationship with the two sisters-in-law was average. Seeing them like this, she knew they were holding back, so she said hello and went to the study.
"elder sister!"
Two childish voices sounded almost at the same time, and two little boys emerged from nowhere and ran over.
A younger man named Gu Ziyan, who was only six or seven years old, bumped into Gu Caiwei's leg and quickly hugged her with both hands to steady himself.
The other older one is Gu Zixuan, who looks to be eight or nine years old, so he is much more stable. He is already a mature primary school student.
"Gu Ziyan, you are dirty, don't rub it on your sister's pants!" My aunt's scolding voice had already caught up with me.
"It's okay, little aunt."
She watched these two little brats grow to such a big size, and she picked them up and took care of them when they were still lying in the cradle.
Gu Caiwei had already reached out and picked up the smaller guy, "Zi Yan, what were you playing just now?"
The older child was the first to complain: "I was playing with building blocks, but Ziyan knocked it down again when he ran over."
Gu Caiwei looked back and found that her mother was gone. She thought she could say hello to her two uncles later.
Gu Ziyan didn't know if he wanted to change the subject: "Sister, why are you dressed like this today?"
"Um……"
Gu Caiwei found a high-sounding reason: "Sister, she wants to concentrate on her studies, doesn't it look good?"
"Sister is the prettiest!"
Gu Zixuan answered loudly and jumped lively.
"Ha ha!"
She originally wanted to say, "It's okay if it doesn't look good. This is the effect we want." But she didn't expect that the little guy's efforts to save face were useless.
This flattery made Gu Caiwei feel good. She took off the peaked cap on her head and put it on Gu Zixuan:
"This hat is for you."
It's a pity that his head is still too small, and it feels like his face is covered by this cover.
Gu Zixuan took off his hat and threw it on the ground as a resistance to this prank: "Sister, sister, take us to play!"
"Hahaha, okay!"
Gu Caiwei held the steady primary school student in hand: "Zou Zixuan, I will take you to put the blocks back together."
As she took a step forward, she thought, if Lin Yi saw this scene, would he laugh at herself for being as childish as two little brats?
"Oh, let's go!"
Gu Ziyan also jumped off her body, and together with Gu Zixuan screamed loudly and ran towards the special room filled with toys.
They like this sister very much because she is beautiful and willing to play with them.
Although my aunt repeatedly emphasized that she should be called cousin.
But her parents always taught her to call her cousin.
It's really weird, adults.
So in the end, the two confused little kids used the simplest explanation and called their sister directly. This time, no one objected.