You can't believe even a single punctuation mark in Chen Yang's flirtatious talk.
Lin Yi sneered: "Zhang Jiaqi dragged you into a small forest and crossed you in circles?"
Chen Yang was so sad and angry that he almost cried: "What's even more outrageous is that she wants me to reveal that she is my girlfriend!"
"I've lost my single status!"
There is a saying that the most beautiful stage in love is ambiguity.
I don’t know who was the first to come up with this fallacy, but it has been regarded as a standard by many female high school students. Zhang Jiaqi is just one of the victims.
Lin Yi felt that this sentence should have been invented by a bastard like Chen Yang.
Ambiguity is quite beautiful.
But they said they were only having an affair with you?
After all, someone else said, "A man can fall in love with two women at the same time, or even more than two."
This kind of nonsensical nonsense literature can be written a lot in a minute.
If one day, someone writes a book called "The Principle of Love" that can solve all gender problems, his contribution to world peace will be worthy of a hundred Nobel Prizes.
It is difficult to say whether it has scientific significance. The social significance is definitely far greater than that of Sir Niu who loves apples and wrote "Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy".
However, classmate Zhang Jiaqi at least knew the principle of "listen to others' advice and eat enough". After receiving the reminder, she carefully thought about Chen Yang's character...
Really not worthy of trust.
That's why today's drama of forcing a woman to have a baby is happening.
Everyone else in the dormitory was shocked when they heard this: "When did Zhang Jiaqi become your girlfriend? You still don't want to admit it?"
Lin Yi sneered and said nothing, Chen Yang was not someone who could be easily captured.
"It's a long story... Well, why do you think she wants to make it public?"
Chen Yang avoided the important and took the easy: "As soon as it is made public in the class today, Old Zhao will definitely know about it tomorrow. Doesn't this delay everyone's study?"
"How can Lao Zhao delay your studies?"
"Then we are not allowed to have an interview. Let's ask the parents to start a process..."
Chen Yang was talking nonsense casually, as if he had thought of something: "Oh, damn! I'm so looking forward to Old Zhao coming to beat the mandarin ducks with a stick!"
Even the most honest Xiao Haocheng didn't believe this statement: "Zhang Jiaqi is now in a liberal arts class, and Old Zhao can't control her anymore."
"As for you, it's good if you don't delay other people's studies."
Brother Xiao still understands Chen Yang's nature very well, and Lin Yi is also gloating:
"Isn't that because you usually have a bad character? Zhang Jiaqi is afraid that you will mess around with others in the class."
This sentence reminded Chen Yang. He walked to Lin Yi's bed and said with a complaining tone:
"Lin Yi, you have to take care of your school beauty Gu, she is the one meddling in other people's business today."
"Conscience of heaven and earth, I really just said a few words to Wu Shiyu, and she actually filed a black lawsuit against me. Is there any royal law? Is there any law?"
Lin Yixin said it was me who asked her to file a complaint. Didn't you expect that?
Let you spread rumors about me!
"I think you'll thank her later."
Lin Yi said matter-of-factly: "And you didn't just say a few words, I think Wu Shiyu laughed so much that she almost fell into your arms."
"This is all Gu Caiwei's slander!"
Chen Yang also wanted to play the emotional card: "Brother Lin, we are roommates, you can't focus on sex over friends."
If you think too much, what kind of feelings can there be between men?
For the sake of his roommate, Lin Yi gave him a wise saying for free:
"Life is like that. If you can't resist, then enjoy it."
Xiao Haocheng interrupted again, he was really curious: "Why did you agree to Zhang Jiaqi's request? This is not your usual style."
What is Chen Yang’s consistent style?
According to his own boast:
I walked among the flowers, not a single leaf touched me.
Chen Yang was dejected: "Of course I argued hard at the beginning and refused to obey to the death..."
Lin Yi interrupted ruthlessly: "Just say but."
"But, she has nuclear weapons."
"What kind of nuclear weapon can threaten you? Do you still have evidence of murder in her hands?"
"She said that if I didn't make it public, she would go to my parents and accuse me of abandoning her."
Chen Yang could almost imagine that if this scene happened, his father would teach him a lesson while saying, "You are shameless and we are still shameless."
"What a fucking mess, I haven't even kissed you on the mouth yet!"
"Didn't I just see her become more beautiful, and she made a habit of teasing her, all because of my bad mouth!"
He seemed eager to slap himself in the face: "What did you think? I am really a maggot whose eyes have been blinded by lard and whose heart has been blackened by lard."
"I have to say that you have a very accurate understanding of yourself."
Lin Yi knew that this guy Chen Yang had always been dishonest and rarely spoke the truth.
However, it seemed that his symptoms were not fake, and he actually started to curse himself so viciously.
Therefore, all scumbags should be nipped in the bud.
In high school, a "parental warning" could make him lose his resistance.
The other roommates began to talk about it, and of course they did not sympathize with Chen Yang at all. The overall atmosphere could be described as jovial.
Chen Yang looked up at the sky speechlessly, his heart filled with despair.
For the vast number of simple and kind-hearted male (lao) classmates (shi) and students (ren), a slut like Chen Yang should be punished by God and die without a burial place.
Zhang Jiaqi's "justice from heaven" towards him at least gave him a "deserving death".
If Chen Yang can turn around this time, then Zhang Jiaqi will be regarded as doing justice for heaven. Lin Yi feels that he has contributed to a harmonious society.
Obviously, he underestimated Chen Yang's tenacity. The guy had quickly regained his fighting spirit.
"Brother Lin, let's form an alliance."
"What kind of alliance?" Lin Yi said that he didn't understand his slang.
"From now on, you will help me keep an eye on Zhang Jiaqi's situation from Gu Caiwei's side, and I will do the same in turn. Let's work together to fight against the axis of evil."
"Good brothers should help each other, how about that?"
"First of all, I want to declare that Gu Caiwei and I are just ordinary classmates."
As usual, Lin Yi made a clarification announcement first, but after Chen Yang kept repeating it, everyone else in the dormitory no longer believed it.
Then Lin Yi pretended to take the bait: "What do you want to pay attention to? Tell me."
"The most important thing is of course the whereabouts. Once she leaves the predetermined position, we must promptly report to each other and implement alternate cover when necessary."
Chen Yang looked at him with hopeful eyes.
"Nonsence!"
Of course Lin Yi spurned it: "Your criminal experience has given you a wealth of experience. I feel that joining hands with you is the axis of evil."
Chen Yang hasn't given up yet: "Brother Lin, listen to my brother's advice, you will be able to use it."
Lin Yi sternly refused and won the unanimous support of justice from the other roommates.
Amid their boos, Chen Yang lay down on the bed, tossing and turning and sighing.
Or classmate Xiao Haocheng thought of a small detail: "Then how are you going to reveal that Zhang Jiaqi is your girlfriend tomorrow and jump to the podium to announce it loudly?"
"Of course it's up to you. Didn't I disclose it to you? You can just go to the classroom tomorrow and spread the word."
This is the independent right that Chen Yang finally fought for. Originally, Zhang Jiaqi wanted to go to Class 14 to tell the world.
If there is someone in the class who is not informed and has not heard...