Lin Yi was sure that Lao Xiong did it on purpose. He had known before that Lao Xiong's tall, fat and honest appearance hid a sullen heart.
His gossip-loving character just can't suppress his inner restlessness.
Moreover, Lao Xiong has been very dissatisfied with him in the past two days and has made stern representations to him:
"What old bear? I'm not underage yet, okay? Please maintain the necessary respect for me."
The so-called necessary respect refers to calling him by his current bandit name, "Big Bear".
In his previous life, when he was in high school, he was indeed called Big Bear, but I don't know when he started to become Old Bear.
But since he had been calling her for so long, he was too lazy to change his tune.
Besides, how does this guy look like Nobita?
Fat Tiger is pretty much the same.
But Lao Xiong is not here to correct his title tonight. He is going to save his errant deskmate through a conversation that touches his heart.
"Did you copy Brother Xiao's homework again today?"
Lin Yi was surprised. Lao Xiong sounded like he was going to be a class representative, but he still told the truth:
"If you can't make it, use it as a reference."
"You can't do it? You just copied it without even looking at it. From beginning to end, you didn't do it yourself. I saw it all!"
"If I said I couldn't do any of them, would you believe it?"
Lin Yixin thought that it was really hard to explain this matter, but he knew that there must be something more to this guy.
Old Xiong thought he had figured out Lin Yi's details, and he said sincerely:
"Lin Yi, you haven't done your homework for two days in a row. I know Gu Caiwei is more lethal, but you are so distracted by a postcard, you are like this..."
He got stuck for a moment and thought of a word that suited the situation:
“You don’t love yourself so much!”
"Boys should still put their studies first," he concluded.
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Lin Yi didn't understand, "How did you connect these two things together?"
Lao Xiong had an expression of "You can still hide it from me". In order to convince Lin Yixin, he analyzed with reason:
"Look, on Friday night you heroically saved the beauty. Under my intimidation, you drove away that guy from Class 9 who liked to jump into the lake."
"There is such a thing." is too boastful about someone's role.
"Then Gu Caiwei came and stuffed you a postcard on Sunday night."
"That's right."
"That night you were so upset that you couldn't finish your homework, so you borrowed Brother Xiao's homework to copy."
"This is not the same thing..."
Lao Xiong interrupted on the spot with one last piece of evidence: "Then it happened again tonight, which shows that your mood has not calmed down yet!"
He slapped the table, eyes wide open, as if Mr. Bao had slapped the scaffolding, as if to say, "The evidence is solid, let's see how you can still quibble?"
Lin Yi rolled his eyes and pointed out his logical error:
"The order in which things happened does not mean there is an inevitable causal relationship. According to what you said, the start of the Three Gorges Project in 1994 was entirely to celebrate my birth."
The old bear was so heartbroken that he asked the question that hit his soul:
"Do you dare to say that you are really innocent towards Gu Caiwei and have no evil thoughts?"
"Of course I am clear about her..."
Lin Yi found out that Lao Xiong's belief was not completely unreasonable, and he quickly changed his words:
"How can this be called evil thoughts? This is the sincere and pure friendship between classmates, and it is drawing a sword to help each other when encountering injustice."
"Why are you so young and so full of thoughts like that? You are dirty!"
Lao Xiong was calm and didn't panic, feeling that he already had a chance to win: "Don't try to use personal attacks to cover up your inadequacies."
Lin Yi thought about it and realized that he couldn't fight with the enemy in his preset position. No matter how hard he fought, he couldn't win. This was called "you fight yours, and I'll fight mine."
"You actually like Jiang Zixuan, right?"
The old bear was startled and looked around nervously. Fortunately, no one was eavesdropping on their conversation.
"Don't talk nonsense, don't try to change the topic." Old Xiong warned him seriously, and tried to bring the topic back to the "correct" track.
Could Lin Yi be talking nonsense? That was what Lao Xiong himself told him later.
For the proof questions in the workbook, you know the conditions and ask you to deduce the result, but you are at a loss.
But for the little secrets in life, if you know the result and then look at the process, then every detail is revealed.
"When school started, you two lost to her in the competition for class president, so you have been keeping an eye on her secretly, right?"
"Boys all voted for me, and girls all voted for her. I lost just because there were many girls in our class. Is there anything to pay attention to?" Lao Xiong denied.
The result is so uninteresting.
It seems that if a boy votes for a girl, or a girl votes for a boy, there must be some kind of ambiguity between them.
In fact, the class teacher Zhao Mingcheng preferred Lao Xiong at first. After all, his father was a teacher and it was more convenient to do things in the school. However, Lao Zhao still respected the voting results.
Lin Yi continued to increase the pressure: "Later, points were deducted every day in the boys' dormitory, and Jiang Zixuan couldn't control the boys. Our class was at the bottom every week."
"She was so anxious that she cried. You went to say hello to your dad, right?"
"That's what Lao Zhao asked me to go." Lao Xiong quibbled.
"Then you greeted every male dormitory leader in private. Was it Lao Zhao who asked you to go?"
Old Bear was a little surprised this time: "How do you know?"
Of course Lin Yi would not say that you told me, but he could also explain: "Lu Bowen told me."
"Then I am... I am caring about the class." Lao Xiong also felt that this explanation was a little weak, and he became short of breath.
Lin Yi also has a trump card: "In Jiang Zixuan's QQ contacts, there is a netizen named Xia Youyoucao, who claims to be a student of No. 14 Middle School. In fact, that is your number."
Jiang Zixuan’s QQ nickname is Purple Lavender.
The old bear was simply frightened now. He looked around again, and after confirming that no one was eavesdropping, he asked in the smallest volume:
"How did you know?"
In fact, the two of them were talking quietly just now, but now they are almost inaudible.
Lin Yi also wanted to tease him: "If she asks you about things in No. 14 Middle School, how would you answer? Wouldn't it be hard to chat like this?"
Old Xiong was already anxious: "Don't talk nonsense, speak quickly!"
Is this allowed to be said or not...
Lin saw how anxious he was and stopped teasing him: "One time you were lying on the table taking a nap and talking to yourself and I heard you."
Lao Xiong originally didn't believe that he could talk in his sleep, and his roommate never mentioned that he could talk in his sleep, but the current situation made him not believe it.
He was 10,000% sure about what happened just now. Only he knew about it and he had not told anyone else.
"This incident was an accident. I didn't know she was..."
The old bear also tried to resist.
Lin Yi was not going to give him this chance, so he said: "Do you dare to say that you are really innocent towards Jiang Zixuan and have no evil thoughts?"
"I..." Lao Xiong didn't expect that it would be his turn to choke on this sentence so soon.
Counterattack.
It's really cool.
However, this sentence also made Lao Xiong think back to why Lin Yi suddenly mentioned this matter.
He looked up and saw that Lin Yi was not a talkative person.
Sure enough, Lin Yi understood and said, "I haven't told anyone else."
That's good.
A man can bend and stretch.
"Brother Lin, I think the two of us have reached a consensus."
Lin Yi spread his hands and signaled "please speak".
"We are all the same good classmates. It's too foreign to say that we are near or far."
The two shook hands sincerely to sign the deal.
Looking at the expression on Old Xiong's face, Lin Yi suddenly thought that Old Xiong thought he was the only one who knew about this matter.
But the monitor is also a smart person, so does she know?