Hearing the second uncle's tone, Yi Chuanzong laughed in his heart. Do you really think you are some kind of big leader?
Let's listen to the opinions of young people and treat Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu as human beings first! He can't beat dogs as hard as the second uncle!
Yi Chuanzong would not argue with the second uncle, but he did not like this tone either, so he said with a smile, "We young people can just listen. It's up to you, the elders, to make the decision."
He turned around and asked.
"Old lady, what do you think about this?"
"Capture him?"
The deaf old lady didn't seem to hear clearly. She thought about it for a moment and then nodded in agreement.
"It's okay to castrate him!"
The surrounding neighbors suddenly became quiet, this kind of thing is so cruel!
The corner of Yi Chuanzong's mouth twitched slightly. He didn't say this. Is the old lady trying to make fun of him?
Seeing that no one made a sound, the deaf old lady asked in confusion: "Why don't you speak?" Now her ears were fine again.
"Ahem!"
The third uncle cleared his throat and could only explain to the deaf old lady: "We can't make the decision to seize him. This kind of thing that endangers personal safety is against the law!"
The deaf old lady curled her lips and muttered in a low voice, "Trouble, it's not as simple as before."
Yi Chuanzong's eyes couldn't help but twitch, this was the real outlaw maniac.
Yiyi didn't dare to let the old lady talk any more, so he quickly put aside the conversation.
"Okay, everyone has expressed their thoughts before. Now let's vote by a show of hands. Let's start by digging pits and cleaning public toilets! Those who agree raise their hands."
Lou Xiao'e raised her head and asked with her eyes.
Yi Chuanzong naturally had no reason to refuse. He agreed with Xu Damao to do this job and immediately raised his hand.
The only drawback is that Xu Damao is not here!
It would be perfect if he could just wear his underpants, kneel in the yard, and let the neighbors criticize him.
But in this industry, how can a person in the police station have a good life? If the police comrades don't treat him well, this education is indispensable.
Lou Xiao'e also lifted it up.
Silly Zhu also felt that this punishment was good and quickly raised his hand.
Neighbors expressed their opinions one by one.
The first man raised his eyes and saw that most of the people had raised their hands, obviously supporting this punishment.
The three uncles looked at each other silently, and the first uncle said loudly: "Since everyone agrees, when Xu Damao comes out of the police station, we will arrange for him to clean the toilet."
"I believe everyone has seen what happened this time. Xu Damao has lost his job in the factory. If anyone else does it again, we will never tolerate it! The second uncle will work hard and supervise and manage things in the yard."
It was all discussed in advance. Of course the second uncle had no reason to refuse. It was he who took the initiative to supervise the matter.
Immediately, the second uncle walked around the neighbors with his head held high, and said with a frame: "Everyone's living conditions were a bit lax in the past. In the future, I will strictly investigate the lifestyle issues to prevent this kind of thing from happening again!"
After saying that, he waved his hand with great style.
Quiet.
The neighbors all knew about his temper, and since he was holding a hospital-wide meeting, no one would disagree, but it was not clear what he was thinking.
Anyway, Yi Chuanzong looked at it as a joke, and Aunt Niu also looked very disdainful.
At this time, the first uncle spoke up again, "This kind of thing happened because of our three uncles' dereliction of duty. We need to increase ideological and cultural education in the courtyard behind. The third uncle is the teacher of the school, and the third uncle will be responsible for this matter."
Turned.
"Excuse me, please extract some stories and classics from the school or the street, tell them in the yard in the afternoon, and copy some rules and distribute them to everyone."
The third uncle said with a smile: "No problem, I will definitely do this with my heart to make the atmosphere in our yard more harmonious." The topic changed, "However, this piece of ink paper..."
The second uncle glanced at him with disdain in his eyes. How much money could a few pieces of paper cost? Saying this in the courtyard was really too cheap!
Yi Chuanzong looked at the faces of his neighbors calmly. Before, everyone watched the second uncle's official tone in silence, but now when the issue of money came up, everyone's expressions changed slightly.
The first man said directly: "It only costs one or two yuan, so I will pay for it. Everyone is tired after a day's work. Now that this matter has been dealt with, let's adjourn the meeting!"
A hospital-wide meeting ended.
At this time, Yi Chuanzong also knew why his uncle was so tired. Not only was he dealing with matters in the courtyard, but the second uncle and the third uncle were also competing for power and profit, both wanting to use their positions in exchange for some benefits.
Without making any further stops, he took Lou Xiaoe for a walk on the street for more than half an hour before returning home.
"Hmm~ It's so itchy. What on earth are you trying to do? You've been pressing it for an hour."
Lou Xiao'e didn't seem very comfortable lying on the bed.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm helping you with massage. It can not only relax your tendons and activate blood circulation, relax your muscles, dispel evil spirits and strengthen your body, but it can also regulate the yin and yang in your body to make your body healthier."
Yi Chuanzong looked at the white skin seriously, and his hands were constantly moving, pushing, taking, pressing, massaging, kneading, pinching, tapping, and patting. Every move he made was very professional.
Now his medical skills have reached 95/100, and he still has one last step to upgrade. By then, not only will his skills be improved, but he will also be able to practice the "God and Demon Body Refining..." he obtained previously.
It's just that it's a little more difficult to master skills now than before.
This is his wife. The two of them are too familiar, so their movements are not as exciting and nervous as before. A little intimacy will affect his concentration.
"Hmm~"
Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but snorted again.
Yi Chuanzong's eyelids jumped, and looking at the rosy side face, he felt a little anxious in his heart.
He glanced at the properties panel with some reluctance.
Elementary medical skills 95/100
Just one last step away!
After thinking about it for a moment, he felt that Lou Xiao'e might be too honest and could easily trigger the system selection when beating him in the past.
"Daughter-in-law, why don't you resist?"
"Oh~ you are so annoying, I don't want to move."
The corner of Yi Chuanzong's mouth twitched. The tigress didn't cooperate. It seemed that he couldn't master this skill today.
He was a little unwilling, and finally made a stubborn attempt and persisted for another fifteen minutes. The system selection was never triggered, and Yi Chuanzong immediately became annoyed.
"Turn over!"
Just as he said this, he raised his hand and slapped his buttocks, causing a slapping sound and a burst of breast waves.
"Ding, the system randomly selects. This time it is a five-fold critical hit. Based on your current perfect massage behavior, it relaxes the muscles and activates blood circulation, perfectly regulates endocrine, and psychologically unblocks... Your medical skill level is 5."
"Ding, congratulations on your promotion of medical skills to the intermediate level. The current progress is 0/100. Warm reminder: You have props that have reached the standard for use."
Yi Chuanzong's eyelids jumped. Was he not serious before? No longer entangled in these things, he quickly said in his heart: 'Quickly, learn "The Body Refining of Gods and Demons..."'
"Ding, the props have been used successfully. Congratulations on getting a wisp of the will of gods and demons. You have obtained three thousand volumes of Taoism. You have understood a hint of the mystery of yin and yang. Your understanding of the changes in the five elements has been improved. You have obtained a special breathing technique."
"Warm reminder: By studying the three thousand volumes of the Taoist Scriptures and practicing breathing skills every day, you will create your own martial arts. I wish you to reach the peak of martial arts as soon as possible and become the strongest creature in the world."
Yi Chuanzong's face was blank. He had gained so many things and he didn't feel anything at all.
It can't be said that there is no such thing at all. There seems to be a kind of muscle movement in his body, which is what the system calls the breathing and breathing technique. Each exhalation and inhalation has a time requirement, the rhythm is also changing, and it also contains a certain pattern.
After he consciously tried it, his breathing seemed to become a little smoother. It was a very weak feeling, and he even suspected that it was an illusion.
There were also three thousand volumes of Taoist scriptures. When he saw a roomful of books in the system inventory, he felt sleepy as never before.
'Forget it, I'll just have sex with my mother-in-law and go to sleep! System, you are a waste!'
Cursing angrily in his heart, Yi Chuanzong lowered his head and prepared to have a good conversation with his wife, when he saw Lou Xiao'e twitching slightly on the bed.
This reaction is a bit abnormal.
He quickly leaned down and took a look. Lou Xiao'e's eyes were slightly closed, her breathing was long and gentle, and she had fallen asleep!
Yi Chuanzong's eyelids twitched three times. His wife fell asleep. What should he do?
Sitting on the bedside, he hesitated for a moment, and finally reached out and patted Lou Xiao'e's shoulder twice, "Wife-in-law~ Wife-in-law~"
Lou Xiao'e didn't respond at all, with a slight smile on her lips, as if she was having a sweet dream.
Yi Chuanzong's face was blank for a while, and then he smiled bitterly.
Okay, don't think about it tonight, just go to bed.
As for the three thousand volumes of the Dao Sutra, if he could live for a hundred thousand years, he should be able to read them once.
On the one hand, he was troubled by reading and was not suitable for studying. Since he experienced the super-speed improvement method, he could not stand such slow learning.
Normal study requires a learning progress calculated in units of ten years. As long as he finds the corresponding skills, he can quickly improve.
What he pursues is a happy life, he can do whatever he wants and do nothing if he doesn't want to do anything. He wants to enjoy life, he doesn't want to study...
Valley feed
Use the hot water prepared by the bed in advance to help your wife wipe her body, so that she will feel more comfortable when sleeping at night.
Pulling the quilt over to cover his wife, he turned around and wiped the closing thread towards the head of the bed. With a click, the room was completely plunged into darkness.
…
The happy week passed quickly.
The days without enemies are particularly pleasant.
This comfortable life has initially met Yi Chuanzong's needs, but supplies are still somewhat scarce, and the meat for each meal is slightly less.
The couple's life is going smoothly, but it's a little too smooth.
Lou Xiao'e pillowed her face on his chest with a rosy face. Looking at his somewhat silent expression, she carefully comforted him: "It's okay. You may not be in a good condition. Although the time is a little shorter than usual, I feel very comfortable."
Yi Chuanzong glanced at his chest. The white flowers made him a little excited, but he had clearly entered the sage mode.
He smiled helplessly.
"I'm fine, I feel pretty good too."
Lou Xiao'e slapped him on the chest and said angrily: "You are talking nonsense! I told you to rest for two days and rest for two days, but you insist on doing something bad."
Then her face became tangled, which had something to do with her. She originally wanted to be clean for two days, but she couldn't help her man's entanglement at all.
Yi Chuanzong opened his mouth, and for a moment he didn't know how to explain.
Silently open the system panel.
Name: Yi Chuanzong
Age: twenty
Educational level: College (more than 60% forgotten)
Additional ability: Primary encumbrance 22/∞ (honorary skill, no special effect, hidden)
Nothing else has changed, only the body control has been upgraded.
Today my five senses are a little stronger, which I just acquired at that time.
Everything was fine at first, but suddenly my perception became stronger and my sexual happiness index increased, which was inversely proportional to the duration.
In fact, there is nothing wrong with his health, maybe he just had a great experience!
Lou Xiao'e bit her lip tightly, she must not go on like this, otherwise her man's body will be hollowed out, and she felt a bit like a goblin.
She held her head high and said firmly: "After dinner tomorrow night, you can take me home!"
Yi Chuanzong looked startled. Are you going back to your parents' home?
"Okay, let's sleep at your house tomorrow."
Lou Xiao'e shook her head, "You send me back and then come back. The two of us can't be together every night, it's too harmful to the body."
"Otherwise, if I exercise some restraint, I can actually control myself!"
"You said the same thing the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, and yesterday."
"Didn't you just leave after that?"
Originally, I held it in all night, and just wanted to be intimate the next day, but Lou Xiaoe's relatives came, and naturally I held it in for another three days.
loud
I’ve become a ****.”
Yi Chuanzong opened his mouth, how could he explain this?
Although it was his problem, his body was fine at all.
He has medical skills and can determine his physical condition. In addition, he has to go to the master three days a week to do homework. If he has any problems, the master will definitely be able to tell.
In fact, once you get used to it, things will get better. Although it won't last as long as before, it won't turn you into a three-second man.
However, the two of them were living together, and they had just gotten married...the five senses were still getting stronger, and there was no chance to adapt.
He is still too weak... Maybe he should strengthen his body mechanism again, or let his physical fitness exceed it. It should be much better, and he can also accompany Sister Hua.
"Let's talk about this tomorrow."
He didn't agree directly. In fact, he didn't want Lou Xiao'e to leave.
The shorter the time, the shorter. He was already physically strong, and then it got stronger. Before Sister Hua and Lou Xiao'e were together, both of them would be a little tired.
Half an hour is too long, just ten minutes will be enough.
The most important thing is that now he can't have a child with Sister Hua.
Although his body control is strong, it is not that strong. If there is an accident, it will be a big deal.
Now Lou Xiao'e is not prepared at all. This matter must be done slowly and subtly.
Sister Hua is a bit malnourished and her body is not well maintained. The risk of giving birth to a child is too high, so he does not dare to have one.
It is easy to give birth to a child but difficult to raise a child, and he has little experience in education. How good the education is cannot be guaranteed. At the very least, the child must be given a stable family environment and a happy childhood.
Anyway, he won’t be a leek in the future. As long as he has money, he really doesn’t care about talent. Innate talent determines the upper limit, but happiness can be chosen the day after tomorrow.
Wouldn't it be better to enjoy a happy life every day like he does now? He can be a cheat for his own children.
Of course, there are ways to avoid accidents. After he and Lou Xiaoe got married, the street office received one for men based on the size.
Yes, it is one. The kind that can be used repeatedly. After one use, wash it clean and apply talcum powder on it for maintenance.
It's thicker than ten ultra-thin ones! Ever since he tried it out of curiosity for the first time, he wanted to throw it away, and finally put it in the cabinet with talcum powder.
This is for men, and there are four types for women. What kind of cap, injecting ointment, accidentally taking medicine, placing it like lint or sponge, which is either uncomfortable or harmful to the body. After all, it is to prevent accidents. It may be possible to use it.
There will never be any surprises.
Of course he wouldn't let Sister Hua use that kind of thing.
The two cleaned up a little, turned off the lights, and slept comfortably.
…
The next day.
at dusk.
As the door creaked, Lou's mother turned around and saw the two of them.
"mom."
"mom."
A smile suddenly appeared on Lou's mother's face, and she asked in slight surprise: "Why are you two back at this time? We have already eaten." Looking at the fan of pork in Yi Chuanzong's hand, she smiled.
There was a look of reproach on his face, "You kid, it's only been two days since you finished eating those stewed meats, and you haven't finished eating the meat you brought before. Why did you bring it here again?"
Yi Chuanzong smiled and said, "These are new. The meat of the small wild boar is tender and tastes better than the big one. You can eat this first this time. Anyway, the previous ones have been processed and can be stored for a long time. Wait for later
It’s never too late to eat.”
"We are not here for dinner this time. I want to sleep at home today."
After Lou Xiao'e finished speaking, she turned around, bit her lip and said, "You go back, I will just make the bus myself tomorrow morning."
Lou's mother was stunned when she heard what she said. When she came in, her daughter was smiling brightly, and Yi Chuanzong was also smiling. It didn't look like the two of them were quarreling, so why did they chase them away?
She walked up to Lou Xiao'e in three or two steps, stretched out her finger and pointed at Lou Xiao'e's forehead.
"What are you talking about, kid? You've already come here, why do you let Chuanzong go back on his own?"
Lou Xiao'e puffed up her cheeks and looked at Lou's mother unconvinced. Yi Chuanzong had bribed both her parents!
When she got home, the two elders started to scold her, and they were all smiles when talking to Yi Chuanzong. The difference in treatment was so obvious!
"Mom, you don't understand. We are fine. I will explain to you later!"
She looked over fiercely, "Now, right now, you can leave!"
Yi Chuanzong smiled bitterly, "You have to let me put down my things before leaving, right?"
"Give it to me! I'll put it down!"
Lou Xiao'e really didn't dare to let Yi Chuanzong stay here. Otherwise, when Lou's father came down, the father-in-law and his son-in-law would communicate for a while in the living room. It would be an hour or two. How could Lou's father let Yi Chuanzong stay here?
Jongdae goes home at night?
She was determined to go home to help Yi Chuanzong reboot and cultivate his body. How dare she let him stay here? Wouldn't all her previous efforts have been in vain?
Yi Chuanzong went out with a look of helplessness. In fact, his body was fine and he could control it. But Lou Xiao'e didn't believe him at all. Maybe it was because he had been coaxed too many times before?
"Don't hang out at night!"
Lou Xiao'e's shouts came from a distance.
Yi Chuanzong replied, "Okay! I understand!"
Turning around and getting on the bike, he muttered, "Why don't you believe me? You let me get used to sleeping with you in your arms, how uncomfortable will it be for me to sleep alone?"