After talking about it for a while, the atmosphere became a little heavy.
Zong Lie knew Jing Yi's matter most clearly and had thought about it many times before he came to his senses first.
"Jing Yi is going to work. After all, his image is a bit ferocious. I asked many doctors for help and they all said there is nothing they can do. You go ask Dr. Huang if there is anything he can do."
Yi Chuanzong also came to his senses. He smiled bitterly and said: "You always say that I am not the one who suffers the most, but it turns out that you are the one who suffers the least!"
"I'm just going to tell you a joke and share some interesting anecdotes. Good guy, in the end, I asked you to teach us a lesson and wash it from the inside out."
"I didn't ask Master to figure it out before I went out, otherwise I wouldn't have been careful today."
"Playing tactics with you, a top student who graduated from the military academy, is really like using a sword in front of Guan Gong. If you come to suppress me with righteousness, who can withstand this trump card? Are you asking for help?"
"Come on! This chair is so painful to sit on, I'd better switch with you. You are the master now!"
After saying that, Yi Chuanzong stood up dejectedly.
Seeing this, Zong Lie had a smile on his face, "Okay, stop pretending, I just said that by the way."
Yi Chuanzong gave Zong Lie a look and let him experience it for himself.
However, he was not amusing him. He sat down firmly on the chair and sneered lazily: "Hey, you have no money, and you have found a wife. How can you still come up with the ten yuan you owe me?"
One meal lasted for months!”
"How can you have the status of my family? I'm not bragging, I'm the emperor at home!"
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!"
Shao Yihong couldn't help but burst into laughter. This man's ability to tell lies with his eyes open was considered a skill.
Isn’t it the time when I was chased by my wife all over the yard with a stick at home?
Chased like a dog.
Zong Lie also laughed angrily, and shouted angrily, "Let's talk about business! Who doesn't know about your family's affairs?"
Yi Chuanzong still looked that lazy, as if he was worth 258,000 yuan, "Why don't you ask my master about this matter? I, my apprentice, can handle it!"
Zong Lie frowned, "Don't be ridiculous, I just want to ask Mr. Huang if there is any secret recipe that can cure it. The doctors I asked before are not as good as you think."
Yi Chuanzong raised his eyelids and said: "Am I joking? You are the one joking! If you want to have plastic surgery, it won't work for you even if you go to that doctor. Those who do do it are quacks!"
Peng Ruiqing and Shao Yihong both listened with their ears pricked up. They also knew Yi Chuanzong's ability. This man was actually sitting in Tong Ren Tang!
It used to be said that a fitter knew how to do some work with tools, and he had some experience with it.
A fitter becomes a doctor!
Shao Yihong also truly admired Yi Chuanzong.
Now this is interesting. It is not the time for Yi Chuanzong to be playful, but he never speaks big words. Now he dares to say that everyone is a quackery!
Zong Lie was startled when he heard this. He really didn't understand this matter, so he asked humbly: "What do you mean?"
Yi Chuanzong opened his eyes and said seriously: "Traditional Chinese medicine is for treating diseases! The natural state is the most natural and the healthiest."
"Traditional Chinese medicine doesn't care whether you look good or not. At most, it only provides simple conditioning and certain corrections. Plastic surgery itself is a kind of damage to the body. The greater the change, the greater the harm. In severe cases, the yin and yang are reversed and lead to death. Those who can do plastic surgery are not quacks.
What?"
Zong Lie frowned and said, "Is that so? No wonder every doctor only said that it can be alleviated and reduced, but not significantly modified."
Yi Chuanzong said lazily: "The bone is broken. After recovery, there is an extra joint, which is also the strongest. Damage to the skin will leave scars. Although there will be some changes in the sense of touch, it is the defense against external damage.
It’s also the strongest.”
"It's just like martial arts. For example, some external skills such as iron sand palm in the past are all about tempering and attacking the body, and then using medical formulas to repair it. It hurts, repairs, hurts, repairs, and becomes stronger and stronger, and even finally
Some parts can be trained to the point where they are comparable to cowhide."
"The more you practice this technique, the more likely you are to have problems when you get older. Such people may seem strong, but they are also deeply injured. There is a certain limit to the body's recovery. These people generally do not live long."
Peng Ruiqing and Shao Yihong looked at each other and nodded in agreement.
Zong Lie still had the same furrowed brows, and said slightly unwillingly: "Then there is no way. Then you just said that you can solve it without asking Dr. Huang?"
Yi Chuanzong's expression became strange, and he said confidently: "My master saves people all his life, how could he do such hurtful things? If you go to my master, you must have said that you can simply repair it, and at most it will be destroyed!"
"But it's different when you come to me!"
"You?" Zong Lie looked suspicious. To be honest, a fitter's medical skills are outrageous enough. How good this person's medical skills are naturally raises questions!
Peng Ruiqing and Shao Yihong also looked curious. If others can't, can he? A young man can't have better medical skills than an old Chinese doctor who is over seventy years old, right?
Yi Chuanzong smiled and said: "Yes, look for me!"
"Everyone has different interpretations of the same article. Although my master taught me medical skills, our medical skills are different."
"oh?"
Shao Yihong was very interested and asked: "Tell me more about it. I would like to know how to do it differently."
The smile on Yi Chuanzong's face became even brighter, "Everyone has a love for beauty. Jing Yi is a grown man, so naturally he is not that obsessed with appearance, but what if a woman wants to be beautiful? She is even willing to do it for appearance.
Go to hell, I can’t live without being beautiful, so is it treatment or no treatment?”
"Interesting." Shao Yihong couldn't help but smile after thinking about it, "Please continue talking."
Yi Chuanzong spread his hands and said helplessly, "The problem faced by most Chinese medicine practitioners is that the master has never taught them. How to treat this?"
"Everyone knows that plastic surgery is not allowed. There are indeed people who want to look beautiful and go to the doctor, but there are too few who are so persistent. Even if you happen to meet a miracle doctor, the miracle doctor will "treat" you, and you will indeed become "pretty"
.”
"However, what is hurt is the body, and what is healed is the heart. To learn medicine, you must first cultivate virtue. This is a technique that hurts people. If the medical skills are not in place, it will harm people. Even if the plastic surgery is successful, temporary changes will require
How can a lifetime of maintenance be passed down?"
"There are indeed similar methods in the weird palace, and there are many doctors with excellent medical skills, but at most they are just maintenance and other things passed down. As for plastic surgery, those who are favored do not need to change it, and those who are not favored cannot ask for it. Who knows whether the emperor will
Will you like it?"
"Even if you go to my master, if he sees that you have no obsession in your heart, and you are not depressed about this matter, or even have to die for your appearance, my master will say that it cannot be cured."
It’s medical skills again.
It’s medical ethics again.
Carrying the banner of Mr. Huang, I am here to teach everyone.
Zong Lie couldn't see his proud look, glanced at him, and said angrily: "Then you have something to do?"
Yi Chuanzong grinned and said: "Don't mention it, I do have it! And there is more than one way! I don't have much resistance to plastic surgery."
Peng Ruiqing asked cooperatively: "What method do you have?"
Yi Chuanzong smiled and said: "Other methods require regular care and a lot of trouble, so I won't go into details. I will mention a few that are relatively reliable."
"The first method is not to destroy or to establish. I didn't think the injury on his face was good, so I injured him and re-treated it. This method requires removing some flesh and blood from the face and then transplanting it from other parts of the body.
"
"The early stage is more difficult, but as long as you go through several stages of treatment, you can recover very well, and it is very possible to even recover to the point where you can't see it. To be honest, my current medical skills are not enough to control my condition well, and I need a master.
Just help me, I can be responsible for operating the knife, I am familiar with this thing, I will never make any mistakes!"
Shao Yihong's face was slightly distorted, "You still have to use a knife! Cut a piece of flesh from other parts of the body and transfer it to the face. How can this be like patching? The east wall is demolished to repair the west wall?"
Yi Chuanzong said with a smile: "Almost, there is no problem in understanding it this way. This method is equivalent to the healing of flesh and blood. It is the same as digging out a piece of flesh by accidentally knocking it. If it is handled well, it is not
It can’t grow well.”
The corners of Zong Lie's mouth twitched fiercely, and he shouted: "What kind of bullshit are you talking about? Why didn't you say that your butt is on your head?"
Yi Chuanzong's eyes suddenly widened, "You also know this? The skin of various parts of the human body is really similar to the buttocks and the face. Otherwise, why would they be called buttocks?"
Zong Lie said angrily: "Is there anything more? You can imagine that the meat from your butt is on your face. If people know about it, it's better not to have it done!"
Yi Chuanzong shrugged, that's what he said, but how long does it look good on the outside? Some people don't care so much, it's just a ball of meat, and the appearance affects the price.
"The second method is similar to this one. It also belongs to the category of neither destroying nor establishing. The effect of this method is slower. It is a combination of medicine and poison. Medical skills can save people, but they can also harm people."
"First use toxic drugs to corrode his scars, and then treat him. This method is too delicate. I will have to ask the master to take action. My current medical skills are definitely not enough."
"But I think it's better not to ask my master about this matter. Well, Zong Lie must have met my master. After going there, he will tell your fortune. Maybe Jing Yi will be convinced and doesn't need to think about plastic surgery."
The corners of Zong Lie's mouth twitched slightly, it was really possible...
"Don't you have any other better ideas? Can you be more reliable? Not only him, but Aunt Jing also feels uncomfortable when she looks at it."
Yi Chuanzong's eyes shone slightly and he said: "Then there is only one last way left!"
"We are not going to repair the scars! We are going to treat the wounds! The face is still the face, and the butt is still the butt! The treatment period is short, it is equivalent to another injury, and it can be easily treated later."
Zong Lie looked at him suspiciously, "Still hurt? Do you have a grudge against Jing Yi?"
Yi Chuanzong glanced at Zong Lie and said in a low voice: "We only treat the disease. Now that everyone is well, if we still want to make changes, we will have to get hurt again. Otherwise, what is the cure?"
Shao Yihong asked doubtfully: "We understand the previous part, how do you want to deal with the latter part? I think you are quite sure!"
Yi Chuanzong said loudly: "It depends on the definition of a good-looking image. The scar on Jing Yi's face now looks like a ferocious centipede, but what if we improve it and turn it into a long sword across the face?
Wouldn’t that be a lot cooler? It’s like when you were soldiers and put a layer of black on your face to disguise yourself!”
"Not only can we change the shape and appearance of the scars on Jingyi's face, but we can also change the color of the scars on his face, eventually forming a brand with a unique appearance. It's not impossible to even turn it into the wheat ears above your military rank!"
Yi Chuanzong smiled coquettishly, and then said: "Actually, my medical skills are still a bit shallow now. I still need my master to cooperate with this method."
"But there will definitely be no problem if I use the knife. I will definitely do it right!"
"Strictly speaking, it is to create more scars and change the shape of the scars. It is like a fitter processing a workpiece. Where do you want to process it, how to insert the knife, how the knife will move, and what shape it will carve out."
"But here we have to change a little bit. I asked the master to speculate on how his face will be repaired and what the initial shape will look like. Then I will study how the skin on his face grows and determine how the scars will change in the future.
.”
"This method will be simple in the later stage. Just use some medicine to treat it. As long as the body shape does not change too much, basically there will be no change in ten years. Usually, it will be the same as normal scars. At most, it will be touched in the first few years.
It's a bit more sensitive at first, but there won't be any special feeling afterwards."
The expressions on the three people's faces were extremely wonderful. What did they hear today?
The butt is on the head!
In fact, Chinese medicine not only treats diseases, but can also harm people!
This isn’t the end yet! In the end, you still have to process a person as a workpiece?
Shao Yihong looked at Yi Chuanzong with a hint of fear in his eyes, and said with a sly smile: "Chuanzong, it turns out you didn't talk big before, but you really want to conduct human engineering research?"
Yi Chuanzong grinned. Although his original human body engineer did not mean this at all, he would like to give it a try and perform a little skin treatment, similar to a tattoo. How difficult can it be?
Zong Lie swallowed secretly, and then said seriously: "I'd better go back and talk to Jing Yi about this, and then let him make his own choice."
Yi Chuanzong's eyes lit up slightly and he said quickly: "Tell him when you go back. What I strongly recommend is the third method. It's not that I want to go under the knife, I do it for his own good!"
"That's a glorious badge, but the front part is poorly processed, which affects the image more. Otherwise, even if it looks like a patch knot, it wouldn't be so scary!"
"I can guarantee that as long as he is treated by my hands, his appearance will be improved to a higher level! He will give Auntie a handsome, dashing, and elegant son!"
Zong Lie felt uncomfortable. He smiled dryly and said, "I understand. I remind you to be careful when you are in the factory. Uncle Yang may be a little angry with you."
Yi Chuanzong was still a little reluctant to let go of the previous topic. When it came to Factory Director Yang, he said with a sad look: "It's okay, it's just an old man. It's just a bad taste of the elders to beat the young people."
"He said that at home, why didn't he say it to others? If he says no, he says yes. If he tells you something fun, it means he is close to you."
"Anyway, it's not like you don't know how to seek verification, so you can't slander me. It's just that I caused some trouble for him recently, and he took it out on you in a different way. Express your emotions."
"Now you go back with the complete plot. When the family hears it, oh, it turns out that this is the reason why this young man is so awkward. If this is bad and good, my image will be clearer. This is to prepare to reuse me and tell my family in advance.
say hi."
The corner of Zong Lie's mouth twitched. Why didn't he feel that Uncle Yang meant this? At least he didn't think so much.
However, Uncle Yang rarely talks about things in the factory, and rarely talks to everyone about the fun in the factory.
At that time, I told them to stay away from Yi Chuanzong, which was indeed a bit emotional.
"Sir, the food is ready. Do you want to serve it now?"
Hearing the sound coming from outside the door, Yi Chuanzong quickly said: "It's finally ready. Bring it over. Thank you."