The bicycle bell was as clear as a lark, and Yi Chuanzong was in a very happy mood. It was another happy and wonderful date.
Even if the weather is a little warmer, it doesn't hurt.
There was no air conditioning or anything like that, so everyone was used to the hot weather and the feeling of sweating.
As uncomfortable as it was, I really didn't feel it. Even Sister Hua didn't feel any discomfort. At most, she sweated a little while playing in the park. Yi Chuanzong hid him quickly when he found out.
In fact, there is something that Yi Chuanzong is afraid of now, and that is mosquitoes.
It keeps buzzing and my body is itchy.
Especially last year, he was lying flat.
In that big mountain, I lay on the bed and accepted the humiliation of mosquitoes, and even selectively forgot about it afterwards!
This year is different. He has advanced medical skills and is well versed in the principles of yin and yang. He has planted tuberose, lavender and seven-mile incense in the yard.
It is also equipped with toilet water, cooling oil, essential oil, etc. to ensure that you can safely avoid mosquito bites.
When he walked into the courtyard, Yi Chuanzong was still humming a ditty, and the third uncle quickly came to greet him.
"Zhuanzong, Zhuanzong, I've been waiting for you for a long time! Why did you come back?"
The third uncle today is particularly enthusiastic.
Yi Chuanzong was very confused. If the second uncle was looking for him, he still knew what was going on. After all, he wanted to help Liu Guangqi get promoted, so he had to ask.
But why is the third uncle waiting for him?
"Third uncle, is something wrong with you?"
The third uncle waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay, I just wanted to treat you to a meal. Old Liu has treated you so many times. You are usually very filial to me. Let's have a good time tonight."
Let’s talk?”
Yi Chuanzong blinked?
Invite him to dinner?
Did he hear correctly?
How determined is this?
The third uncle is such a tough character.
With his current appetite! How could he give up?
Yi Chuanzong thought for a moment, and recalled what the third uncle had just said about the second uncle, and he suddenly understood!
Good guy, it’s because you didn’t go to him first when something happened, so you went to the second uncle first, right?
The second uncle’s current posture is both powerful and reasonable. When he is not sure, he is pretending to be mute and not speaking!
I'm afraid it will be quite difficult for the third uncle to find out what happened this time, right?
Now I can treat you without any sense of grievance, and the smile on my face is really amazing. The rank of the third uncle has been directly raised to a higher level!
Yi Chuanzong rolled his eyes and said: "Third uncle, it's your first time to treat a guest to dinner, how can I not appreciate it? It's just that I went out for a small gathering today, and the uncles have gone home. I haven't gone home yet, I have to
Go home and ask for leave first."
The third uncle still greeted with a smile on his face, "No problem, I'll wait for you here, but you must come over, otherwise this food will not taste good tomorrow!"
Yi Chuanzong's eyes lit up. He was indeed an adult, but he knew how to do things. It was a great honor to him.
If it were in the past, the third uncle would definitely despise the waste of things, and then eat it by himself. The meaning expressed now is that if you don't come today, you have to come tomorrow.
"Look at what you said. You opened your mouth and I agreed. How can I not come here? I will go home and tell my wife. I'm afraid she will miss me if I don't see her for a day."
The third uncle smiled and nodded, "Okay, you go home first. I've prepared everything here. You don't need to bring anything."
The smile on Yi Chuanzong's face became even brighter, he nodded and pushed the bicycle away.
It’s been like this a long time ago!
Yan Laoxi had prostituted him many times for free, but whenever he came and went, Yi Chuanzong was not the one who was short of money.
How much can a little skinny monkey eat?
If you ask him once, he will have to ask you back for half a year.
However, he feels really comfortable now. The third uncle is treating people, and he is not forcing people to treat them, let alone the sense of accomplishment.
Walking into the middle courtyard with a groan, Yi Chuanzong immediately realized that something was wrong.
On a hot day, when the sun is about to set in the evening, it is normal to go out and cool down in the yard.
But this person’s posture is wrong!
Intermediate Court.
The front of the main house.
Silly Zhu directly moved the square table out of the room. There were two side dishes and a pile of dried fruits on the table, and there was a wine cup beside him.
The problem is, this person is not sitting upright, but sitting sideways with his face facing east, but this person’s head is facing south!
That is exactly the direction of Yi Chuanzong.
He felt something bad in his heart, and turned to look at his little lover. At this time, she was sitting at the door with her little Sophora japonica in her arms. She looked at this side with very worried eyes, still vaguely confused.
eyes.
Bangge and Xiaodang sat on the door frame and looked at each other honestly.
There is murderous intent!
Yi Chuanzong swallowed secretly and walked towards the courtyard with his neck stiffened. He looked carefully in the direction of the first master's house.
His eyes opened little by little, and finally Yi Chuanzong saw Lou Xiao'e sitting on a square chair at the door, with a pair of tiger eyes staring closely at this side.
"Haha, wife, you don't want to make a fire, so what are you doing with this fire stick?"
Yi Chuanzong smiled dryly and walked towards the door of his house, keeping careful glances at Lou Xiao'e along the way.
I saw her sitting upright on the back chair at this time, holding a fire stick in her right hand. It was a piece of catalpa wood, about one and a half meters long and four to five centimeters in diameter. The front part was still burned black, and the tip was a hemisphere.
type.
Yi Chuanzong parked his bicycle, and in a blink of an eye, he saw Silly Zhu snickering. He turned around calmly. At this time, Lou Xiao'e had already stood up and walked over.
She said calmly: "Where did you go this afternoon?"
Yi Chuanzong smiled and said: "Didn't this teach me a lesson? Didn't I get reprimanded again in Director Yang's office yesterday? I went to find Zong Lie after finishing my work today, and then chatted with Yihong
Let’s talk about how to teach that kid a lesson.”
"How dare a convicted person dare to be so arrogant and throw charcoal on us masters? My wife, why don't you wash the clothes? I definitely can't just let it go. A beating is too light. It must be done."
Teach him a lesson!"
Lou Xiao'e was immediately laughed out of anger at Yi Chuanzong. She was a man who always told lies with his mouth!
She suddenly spoke, her tone instantly rising three notches, "Shao Yihong sent someone to contact you today! Did you tell me that you were with them?"
Yi Chuanzong's pupils shrank instantly, and he sent someone over? Are you kidding me?
Is this deceiving him?
He said casually: "Oh, is it such a coincidence? He didn't tell me about this, maybe because I went there late? After all, I went to find Zong Lie first, and then I went to find him. He and Brother Zhuo
It’s easy to get in touch.”
Lou Xiao'e suddenly raised her arm, pointed the fire stick at Yi Chuanzong, and shouted: "Asshole, I will make you die today! Shao Yihong sent someone here to summon you! It's the letter from Brother Zhuo.
of!"
"Tell me! What are you doing today!"
The corner of Yi Chuanzong's mouth twitched slightly, how could it be so coincidental? He can overturn a car without a mobile phone, as expected of him!
He has been an honest man for too long. If he had been in school, hehe, he would have been beaten by now!
"Okay, let me tell you, actually I..."
"No need to say it!"
Before Yi Chuanzong finished speaking, he saw a black spot slowly enlarging in his sight.
Sure enough, this is his wife, what should I say? It would be better to do it directly. Once the anger is gone, it will be easier to say anything.
Yi Chuanzong dodged and avoided Lou Xiao'e's attack.
Being beaten cannot simply be beaten.
Being beaten is also learned.
At least you have to make your wife feel happy, right?
If he is simply beaten, if there is no reaction on his side, the other side may become more and more angry. If he does not show concern, or even feels complacent, he may explode directly on the other side.
Although the floor quality is good, it is a bit hard to sleep on, and he likes it soft.
"Stop! If you let me vent your anger today, you will sleep on the floor with me for a week!"
Yi Chuanzong curled his lips. Although he was not afraid of being accidentally hit twice, he still had to save some face for himself.
Why is he always in the yard now, why would anyone laugh at him if he sees him?
At this time, you have to implement the second strategy, which is a physical consumption strategy. Let your wife run for a while first, and you can't let her hit anyone easily, and at the same time, she will be full of hatred!
Finally, after two more blows, she couldn't move anymore, and her anger was gone after some exercise.
"Hey! I said you two! Don't fight around me!"
While Si Zhu was having fun, Yi Chuanzong had already rushed to his side.
Silly Zhu didn't pay much attention at first. Watching Yi Chuanzong being beaten up close made him feel more relieved.
But Yi Chuanzong kept running around the table, which Shazhu didn't expect!
"Daughter-in-law, can you stop chasing me? The third uncle is still waiting for me to go to dinner!"
Yi Chuanzong carefully observed Lou Xiao'e's movements. It was not that he was afraid of being beaten, but mainly that Lou Xiao'e's movements were controllable within a certain range.
It doesn't matter if you move a little bit, but you can't run vigorously. Lou Xiao'e will slow down when there is a bend. He is completely sure that his wife will not be bumped into her. She is still pregnant with the child.
Lou Xiao'e obviously also thought about this problem. She yelled, "Asshole! I told you to run away!"
Yi Chuanzong's eyes suddenly widened. He watched helplessly as his wife stood on tiptoes, swung her arms, trembled, and threw the fire stick in her hand. An extremely obvious black spot spun out of the afterimage.
Fly this way.
This is the direction...it doesn't seem to be his side, right?
Yi Chuanzong's reaction was naturally very quick, and his eyes followed the movement of the wooden stick.
"ah!"
With a cry of pain, Shazhu was hit on the head by a sap. Before he could react, a black dot hit him, causing him to fall to the ground.
The corner of Yi Chuanzong's mouth twitched slightly. This accurate figure was worthy of his wife.
Lou Xiao'e grinned with a look of embarrassment and pain on her face. There was a kind of pain that hurt just looking at her!
She stood on tiptoes and clenched her two little fists tightly at her shoulders, looking like a child who had done something wrong.
At the door of the east wing, Qin Huairu was a little dazed. Next to her, Banggan and Xiaodang were hugging each other tightly and shaking a little. It hurt so much!
A clang!
The catalpa wood burning stick was bounced on the table, smashing one of the bowls, and then knocked another plate to the ground.
There was a click, and another plate broke into pieces.
Silly Zhu lay on the ground with his eyes open, his arms spread out on the ground, and his legs were raised by a square chair. His whole body did not move for a while, except for a black spot in the center of his forehead that was very conspicuous.
Yi Chuanzong blinked, then turned to look at Lou Xiao'e. He wrote down this cute look first. It doesn't matter if he doesn't have a mobile phone. He can carve it out later when she is older.
By chance, Lou Xiao'e also turned to look at him, her eyes seemed a little scared.
Is this right?
Why do you keep hitting him?
Yi Chuanzong nodded heavily to express his comfort that he would handle it!
Then Yi Chuanzong suddenly turned his head to look at Shazhu and walked over step by step.
When he came to him, Shazhu still had no reaction.
Yi Chuanzong looked at the sides of his buttocks and his feet. Silly Zhu's body swayed, but there was still no movement.
"Hey, are you dead?"
Silly Zhu still didn't make any move.
Yi Chuanzong raised his eyebrows, his eyes were a little bright, and his breathing was steady, strong and rhythmic, not like someone who had fainted.
Are you pretending to be dead here with him?
This can be cured too!
Yi Chuanzong knelt down and looked at Sha Zhu. Without any hesitation, he put his hand on the side of Sha Zhu's face mask and rubbed it. The moment he raised his hand, he slapped him.
Silly Zhu quickly waved his arm to block Yi Chuanzong's hand, quickly got up from the ground, and shouted, "What are you going to do?"
Yi Chuanzong blinked and said, "Wake you up! Everyone is worried. Why are you pretending to be faint? You almost scared my wife!"
Lou Xiao'e nodded very cooperatively. She was really jumped just now. In fact, he threw it towards Yi Chuanzong's butt. Unexpectedly, it seemed that he threw it wrong?
Just then he stabbed Silly Zhu to the ground with a stick, and he still pretended to be dead!
Silly Zhu felt very sad when he saw the two of them acting like a husband and wife everywhere. He pointed at Yi Chuanzong angrily, "I thought I was going to see a show today, but I didn't expect that I would end up being put on a show by you two. I see
You two did it on purpose!"
Yi Chuanzong quickly gestured behind him, signaling Lou Xiao'e to leave quickly and let him deal with it.
Lou Xiao'e nodded obediently, carefully took out the fire stick from the vegetable soup, and slowly moved back.
At this time, Yi Chuanzong blocked Lou Xiaoe's figure in front of Shazhu. He shouted with a serious face: "Brother Zhuzhu! I have a wife!"
Silly Zhu was slightly startled, the anger in his heart disappeared for a moment, and he said in a muffled voice: "Tell me about it!"
Yi Chuanzong nodded heavily and said: "I went out today to do this, otherwise I could have come back earlier!"
Silly Zhu's eyes were slightly suspicious, and he motioned for him to continue.
Yi Chuanzong said again: "Brother Zhuzhu! You are lucky this time!"
Silly Zhu's eyes were still a little suspicious.
Yi Chuanzong said excitedly: "How about a girl from a public institution? She is from the Cultural Affairs Bureau! Think about it, does it sound very elegant? She is a cultural person who graduated from high school! One of a million!"
…
"Let me tell you, that girl is pretty, with a pair of big sparkling eyes that reveal a kind of intelligence and diligence! She looks like a good wife and mother at first glance! You don't have to worry about raising a husband and raising children in the future! Her appearance is even better
Needless to say, that little face is so pale! Ouch!"
Yi Chuanzong pointed at his little lover, and his tone became more excited, "Have you seen my sister-in-law? She has similar skin to my sister-in-law, and her figure is the same! She is destined to have a son, no! She can give birth to three! Four.
Oh! That figure is definitely not enough for adults and children!"
Qin Huairu spat at him secretly.
Who is this?
If you give birth to three, you will give birth to three. Where did the fourth one come from?
Then she felt a little worried. Although the two of them didn't communicate much, Yi Chuanzong didn't like to wear things. She always used some medicine to avoid her worries.
Now based on what this man said, do you still want to have a child? Or should you just say it casually?
How could she want this kind of relationship between the two of them?