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Chapter 90 You Want To Eat Farts

In the daze, a feeling of suffocation suddenly appeared, and my head was also a little dizzy.

Yi Chuanzong opened his mouth and took a long breath, his hypoxia relieved.

But then he felt something covering his mouth. Yi Chuanzong frowned and opened his eyes. The sun was a little bright, and his vision did not recover for a while.

After waiting for a few seconds, he clearly saw the figure next to him.

Lou Xiao'e stood beside him as if nothing had happened, twisting her body slightly from side to side.

A hint of helplessness flashed in Yi Chuanzong's eyes. Even if he pretended that he didn't do it, he would still run away. Is this deceptive look because he dislikes how easy it is for him to deal with it?

"Why wake me up?"

Lou Xiao'e stated her request confidently, "I want to eat popsicles and drink from the Arctic Ocean!"

Yi Chuanzong rolled his eyes angrily, "You want to eat farts!"

Lou Xiao'e stamped her foot, glared at him bitterly, and then said: "Who is like you? You can stay under the sun!"

Yi Chuanzong said lazily: "Isn't it good for lions to have long hair in summer? There are still people working in this weather. What's wrong with me basking in the sun?"

Lou Xiao'e said angrily: "I don't care, you go buy it for me! The weather is too hot!"

Yi Chuanzong lay down and relaxed, yawning from his mouth. He now felt that his whole body was soft.

When I looked up, the ground was all golden, and the hot temperature distorted my vision.

"No, you can't eat popsicles, go back and play with your big cattail fan!"

Lou Xiao'e grabbed his arm and shook it, saying, "It's really hot. Go buy me one. Your son wants to eat it too."

Yi Chuanzong rolled his eyes, why on earth does his son want to eat? My son is only four months old at most, what can he eat? This mother is so greedy!

Nowadays, the popsicles are really popsicles. The good ones can also put some sugar in them, which makes them a little sweet, but the ordinary ones are just ordinary ice!

Yi Chuanzong was unmoved. What's so delicious about this?

Lou Xiao'e was so angry that she stamped her feet again and pointed at Yi Chuanzong's nose, "Are you going? If you don't go, I'll go by myself!"

Yi Chuanzong's eyes flashed with helplessness, okay, let's use his ultimate move.

In fact, he didn't want to go now. It wasn't because it was hot, but because there was glue under the chair and he was stuck.

Yi Chuanzong asked lazily: "Uncle, aunt, are you awake?"

Lou Xiao'e nodded and said: "You're awake, go quickly!"

Yi Chuanzong raised his eyelids, pointed lazily towards the opposite side, and said, "Go and see if everyone in my sister-in-law's family is awake. If they are, call Banggeng over."

After saying that, he lay down like a dead fish, lazily, and he really didn't want to move.

Lou Xiao'e glared at him hatefully, why couldn't he be afraid of the heat?

"Okay, I'll call you!"

Yi Chuanzong raised his eyelids and glanced ahead, then quickly closed his eyes. It was really too dazzling.

He couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Sure enough, if you want a child, you still have to be as early as possible. If you give birth to a child one year earlier, you will grow one year earlier and work one more year.

Nowadays, asking your children to buy things requires you to find someone to do it, which is really not a long-term solution.

Lou Xiao'e also strode to the opposite side at this time. She carefully walked into the door and looked towards the back room little by little. She was immediately stared at by eight eyes.

In the weather like this now, even if there is wind, it is still hot. On the contrary, the mat in the back room is more comfortable. Roll around here to make it cool, then roll over again.

Mrs. Jia Zhang listened carefully to the conversation between Yi Chuanzong and his wife. Just now she was still mumbling about what Yi Chuanzong was looking for.

Mrs. Jia Zhang watched Lou Xiao'e walk over from the window. However, the two widows at home were wearing thin clothes and the window was sealed. She leaned against the wall to cool off, and only showed a side face when she looked out.

Lou Xiao'e was not surprised at all by the clothes worn by Jia Zhang and Qin Huairu that were not much bigger than their bellybands. If she were at home, she would also like to wear them like this.

But it's okay now. The clothes she wears are made of silk and nylon. The styles of the clothes look similar, but they feel very cool.

Qin Huairu smiled and said, "Xiao'e, are you here?"

Before Lou Xiao'e spoke, Banggeng asked hurriedly: "What does Uncle Chuanzong want from me? Do you want me to buy popsicles?"

Lou Xiao'e smiled brightly and said: "He is just lazy, I guess he just asked you to buy popsicles."

"I'll get dressed right away!"

Bangge hurriedly put on his clothes. It didn't matter what he wanted to buy. The point was that Uncle Chuanzong would definitely not let him run errands in vain. He would have a share of the popsicle.

Lou Xiao'e nodded with a smile on her face. She was pregnant with two children. Now that she saw the children, she felt well-behaved.

Mrs. Jia Zhang lowered her head and muttered, "Let his good grandson go shopping again." "What should I do if my child gets sick after going for a run on such a hot day?" "If you really want to give your child a popsicle, buy it and get it."

Just come over here.'

She just dared to think about this in her mind. If she really said it and made the relationship between the two families bad, then she would not be able to take any advantage in the future.

If she was asked to spend money to buy a popsicle for her child, she would definitely be reluctant to part with it.

"Aunt Xiao'e! I'll go over first."

Bangge put on his clothes, then ran out. Is there anything happier in summer than eating popsicles?

Lou Xiao'e smiled slightly, waved her hand outside, and then said: "Sister Qin, I'll go back too."

She often walks by the river without getting her shoes wet. The reason why Jia Zhang is so quiet is because she was caught by Lou Xiao'e once for speaking ill of others.

Although the words were not too unpleasant, they were said to make Lou Xiaoe not want to talk to Jia Zhang, otherwise there would be a scene.

Qin Huairu sat on the mat and greeted, "Okay, I won't send you off if it's not convenient for me now."

Lou Xiao'e waved it casually towards the back, "No, no need."

When Mrs. Jia Zhang saw the person leaving, she quickly lay down on the window. Looking at Banggeng's obedient appearance in front of the recliner, she said in a yin and yang way: "You're really not welcome, Jingji will call our child.

"

Qin Huairu didn't answer. She was leaning against the wall to enjoy the cool air. She was shaking a big cattail leaf fan in her hand. She fanned Xiaodang twice first and then fanned the little Sophora japonica. The weather was too hot, so it would be best if she didn't suffer from heatstroke.

In the yard, Xiaobangjie smiled brightly. "Uncle Chuanzong, do you want me to buy popsicles?"

Yi Chuanzong said lazily: "Yes, but before that you have to calculate a question first. If you calculate it correctly, Uncle Chuanzong will treat you to some popsicles."

Xiaobangge's face looked a little embarrassed. His grades had never been very good. The reason why he was able to go to high school was because the assessment became simpler. Basically, he paid the money and graduated from high school.

He bit the bullet and said: "You come up with the question, I will definitely calculate it carefully!"

Yi Chuanzong smiled slightly and said: "If I give you ten yuan, and you buy seven ice creams, plus seven bottles of Arctic Ocean, one popsicle costs three cents, and a bottle of Arctic Ocean costs 15 cents. How much will it cost in total?"

How much money is left?”

After saying that, he lazily took out ten dollars from his pocket and handed it forward, "If you calculate it well, tell me the answer, and then you can go buy it."

The 65-year-old stick figure is in the fifth grade.

Now in 1963, Banggeng is in the third grade.

But now it is July, the new semester has not started yet, and Bangge has only graduated from the second grade.

A word problem involves addition, subtraction, and multiplication, which is considered a big question for second grade students.

Bangge tremblingly took the ten dollars handed over from him. Why did he feel that it was more difficult than his weekend homework?

The current summer vacation is only a little over a month, which starts around July 20th and ends around August 20th. There is a busy farming holiday in rural areas, and the holidays in cities and rural areas are different.

Lou Xiao'e also walked over at this time, looking at Banggeng still standing there blankly.

She patted the back of Banggeng's head and said, "Go find a stone and do the math on the ground. Uncle Chuanzong didn't even let you do the math verbally."

Banggen's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly ran to the locust tree. There were stones in the pit of the tree. He held the shade and began to work on the questions seriously.

Lou Xiao'e slapped Yi Chuanzong on the shoulder, "You are lazy, what's wrong with asking you to buy me a popsicle?"

Yi Chuanzong turned over helplessly and put his hand on Xiaoman's waist, "Yes, I love to be lazy. The big lazy guy instructs the little lazy guy, okay? Come in quickly. Isn't it hot outside?"

Lou Xiao'e patted him again, then turned and walked towards the house. The weather was really hot all day long.

Yi Chuanzong listened to the footsteps going away, turned his head and opened one eye, and looked at Lou Xiao'e.

This tigress is plump and only started to show her pregnancy at almost four months.

Seeing that her belly is getting bigger these days, Lou Xiao'e is very happy and proud, and she orders him to do this and that at every turn.

West wing room.

Qin Huairu lay on the window and looked outside. In a blink of an eye, she saw Banggeng scratching her head and doing math, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

Fortunately, this man could think of it and asked his children to buy popsicles as his homework. If he didn't think it was right, there would be no popsicles to eat. This time he was able to do it well.

Carefully turning his eyes to look at the lazy figure, the smile on Qin Huairu's face became sweeter.

Originally, she thought of going to work in the factory this month. After all, the little Sophora japonica is already ten months old.

She just informed her, but was rejected directly. She still remembers Yi Chuanzong's exaggerated expression.

'Are you sick? Are you going to work in a factory on a hot day? You don't know anything to begin with, and the weather is still so hot. If you go now, you will make yourself cry. Isn't it just a matter of tens of dollars?

Son? Here, take it, and rest for another three months!'

The words were rough and fierce, as if he was training a mother-in-law at home. Qin Huairu felt very happy.

"What are you looking at?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was very dissatisfied, and then muttered, "Let the children buy things when they want to buy things. Isn't this embarrassing on a hot day?"

Qin Huairu just glanced sideways at Jia Zhang. What kind of good boy can you learn from a grandma like this?

Isn't it normal for people to pay for things and calculate the accounts? This is what Bangge learned, and it's not like he doesn't understand it.

There are so many children in the yard. If someone gives you money to buy popsicles, you will definitely have to fight to get them. If you can't get them here, I don't know if they are coaxing the children.

Buying things is buying things. Qin Huairu knew that she was teaching her children that they should not get something for nothing, and learning was another thing. This grandma didn't understand anything.

After a while, Xiao Banggeng finally figured it out and ran over chirping.

"Uncle Chuan Zong, Uncle Chuan Zong, I understand."

Yi Chuanzong turned his head and opened one eye and asked, "Do you understand? If you understand, then tell me."

Xiao Banggeng confidently stretched out his finger and said: "Uncle Chuanzong, seven bottles of Arctic Ocean are one and a half cents, and seven popsicles are two cents and one cent. A total of one dollar, two cents and six cents. For ten yuan, there are still eight dollars and seventy cents left."

Four points.”

Yi Chuanzong nodded slightly and said: "Well, yes, the calculation is very correct. Go to the house to find your Aunt Xiao'e and get a cloth bag. Remember to put the money in it and don't drop it, otherwise you won't be able to buy anything. When you come back

Slow down, the bottle will easily break if hit, so don't get hurt."

"Go buy it!"

"good!"

The little stickie ran happily towards the house, and soon ran out with a cloth bag in his hand as if he was having fun.

Yi Chuanzong waited leisurely. Sunbathing is comfortable. People can't live without sunshine. It doesn't matter whether they are dark or not. The main thing is health.

If his body is stronger, he can still bask in the sun for a while, right? It's not because he is too lazy to move.

Soon, Xiaobangge came back quickly carrying a cloth bag. He was also obedient. When he came back, he didn't run, he just walked quickly. At least the bottle didn't sway much in the bag.

"Uncle Chuanzong, I bought them all! This is money." Xiaobangge looked at the bottle in the Arctic Ocean and secretly swallowed his saliva.

There are not so many drinks now, just the Arctic Ocean!

A popsicle costs only three cents, while a bottle of Arctic Ocean costs 15 cents! It is five times as much as a popsicle. If you want to buy a bottle of Arctic Ocean that is not hungry and has no oil or water, adults will have to grit their teeth.

Yi Chuanzong smiled slightly when he saw that greedy look. There was this kid in the seven bottles.

He stood up lazily, took the money and clicked it, "Yes, you were right."

Then he stretched out his left hand and took out three popsicles from the brown paper inside the bag, then took out three bottles of Arctic Ocean and caught the bag with his right hand.

"Okay, these are for you. Your mother still has some. If your grandma doesn't like eating these, there's no need to give them to her."

Xiaobanggan didn't think much, and happily reached out to take it, "Thank you, Uncle Chuanzong!"

Yi Chuanzong raised his head and signaled, "Okay, let's go eat, otherwise it will melt in a while." He also turned around and walked towards the uncle's house, and Lou Xiao'e greeted him halfway.

"Yeah, my popsicles are finally here, and you can buy some drinks. This is the best time to drink in winter."

Yi Chuanzong rolled his eyes. The iced drink was indeed delicious. He dodged Lou Xiao'e's extended hand.

Lou Xiao'e immediately became annoyed, seeing that she couldn't eat the popsicles in front of her!

"What are you doing?"

Yi Chuanzong glanced at it and said: "You can only eat half, I will send it to uncle and aunt first."

"Eat half of it!"

Let's give it to the uncle and aunt first. Lou Xiao'e didn't have any objection, but when she heard that she could only eat half, Lou Xiao'e became a little angry.

Yi Chuanzong shouted and walked into the door, holding a popsicle and a drink in his hand, "Uncle, aunt, come, the holy cooling product is here!"

The eldest mother glared at her and said, "Just buy popsicles. Why buy that drink? I don't like drinking this."

With a smile on his lips, Yi Chuanzong handed it to the uncle, "If you don't like drinking it, then give it to the uncle."

The old man's eyelids twitched. In fact, if possible, he would like to exchange two bottles of drinks for a pound of sweet potatoes.

But he also knew that his mother-in-law was a tough talker. Who wouldn't like good things? The main reason was spending money indiscriminately.

"You can't spend money carelessly in the future!" the uncle said with a straight face.

Lou Xiao'e stood beside her angrily, "Where's mine?"


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