Chapter 121 There is only one gun away from the honorary title of Zhen Guozong
October 1st, the front gate of the imperial city.
The vast army was conducting a drill. The soldiers held their spears and held their heads high, filled with a kind of cold murderous intention and solemnity.
The crowds swarming around cheered heartily. Soldiers are both the sharpest spears and the strongest shields. The muzzles of their guns are aimed at the enemy.
Zong Lie hugged his chest and looked forward. He was one of them before, and he also participated in this event the year before last. Now that he has retired, he has become an audience below and began to accept the protection of others.
For a moment, he felt a lot of emotion in his heart. In a blink of an eye, Yi Chuanzong looked forward with bright eyes, and his longing eyes seemed to be dripping with water.
He couldn't help but raise a smile at the corner of his mouth, and joked: "How about it, are you envious? Do you want to be a soldier? In fact, your physique is very suitable for being a soldier. If you want to go, I will arrange it for you. If you perform well, I will
How about assigning you a platoon leader?"
Yi Chuanzong glanced to the side and said, "Am I the one looking at this? There are tens of thousands of people below, who can be as handsome as me?"
When Zong Lie heard this, three black lines suddenly appeared on his forehead.
'Why does this bastard always have the wrong focus? Why can't he be more serious!'
At first, when he saw Yi Chuanzong’s determined eyes full of mission, he thought Yi Chuanzong had changed his mind!
Yi Chuanzong squinted his eyes and looked down, and said: "If there is no war, why should I be a soldier? Should I go and eat and drink? Do you expect them to take care of the food and stuff?"
"If there really is a battle, I will make my own titanium alloy battle armor. I can destroy a regiment by myself, form a brigade by myself, and block a hundred thousand divisions by myself! It will be easy for tens of thousands of troops to take the heads of enemy generals from them..."
"Eat ashes!"
Zong Lie couldn't bear it anymore, and he couldn't help shouting: "How can you die if you don't brag?"
"You can block bullets. Can you block grenades? Can you block artillery shells? Can you block missiles?"
Yi Chuanzong glanced at Zong Lie with disdain and said: "Thank you for graduating from the Military Academy. Others don't know what my brother is capable of, don't you? I can't stop the cannonballs, but why should I let them
See? Who can throw grenades farther than I can? I can figure out where the cannon barrel is heading. When the enemy advances, we retreat, and when the enemy retreats, we advance. You don’t even understand this?"
"Brothers can design aircraft engines. I know the faults of the aircraft best. Others can shoot down the aircraft by luck. Why can't it work in my hands? I know where to fly when the shells fall. As long as there are no aircraft, these barren mountains and mountains will
Yes, I can easily run hundreds of kilometers in half a day. Who can catch up with me? They only covered more than 100 kilometers in a forced march in a day, and by then everyone would have woken up!"
"Besides, poisoning is not allowed in modern warfare? Do you think my medical skills are just a decoration? Even if it is not highly poisonous, I just want to harm people, whether it affects eyesight, causes dizziness, or creates influenza-borne diseases! As long as it is far away
If a spectator helps me transport the medicine, I can also handle them. They don't even know Chinese, do they know what Chinese medicine is?"
"Even if I lurk with three hundred kilograms of incendiary bombs, I can hit the enemy's headquarters... Do you believe that even a strong bow I can make can hit farther than you can with a gun?"
Zong Lie's mouth twitched when he heard it. What this guy said was a bit outrageous, but it was indeed very feasible.
Why compare him in the end?
"Okay, okay! I understand. You have the ability to serve as a soldier. As long as you answer the call, I will make arrangements for you today!"
Yi Chuanzong rolled his eyes. It was impossible to be a soldier. If he didn't become a general, why would he be a soldier?
He pointed at a black, slightly reflective cannon in the distance and asked, "What kind of cannon is that? It looks like it has a large caliber. Have you ever fired it?"
Zong Lie recognized it at a glance and said, "Do you know?"
Yi Chuanzong's face was a little distorted. He was fine before, but now he knows and doesn't say anything. Why did he come to see this person? Isn't it just to get to know these big guys?
These people don't learn well. His words have almost been stolen. His wife has stolen it, his brothers have stolen it, and his apprentice has stolen it. It's enough.
Seeing his expression, Zong Lie felt a little relieved and said in a neutral tone: "Uncle Yang asked me to send a message. I'll wait in his office after work tomorrow!"
The corner of Yi Chuanzong's mouth twitched slightly. These people were just too stingy. They just patted their shoulders. Everyone was so into the show and cooperated so well that they didn't even recognize each other when they put on their clothes!
"Uncle Yang just cares about me too much. He just taught me some principles the day before yesterday. No, he started looking for me again today."
Zong Lie glanced helplessly and said, "I'm really going to be defeated by you. Uncle Yang looks very angry this time. You'd better be mentally prepared."
Yi Chuanzong said nonchalantly: "It's okay, at most it's just about work. I can work with both hands now, and maybe I can even use my feet in the future. Problems in this area are not a problem!"
"Okay, I won't talk to you about this issue anymore. Let's change places." Zong Lie said.
"So cautious?"
Yi Chuanzong was a little surprised and said directly: "Let's go. The teahouse on the front gate of Dashilan is even better. Let's go and sit for a while and taste the land of tea."
Zong Lie turned around and left directly. The more the guy talked, the more he talked. If he wasn't bragging, he was bragging.
Arriving on the second floor of a teahouse, Yi Chuanzong looked at the crowds of people swarming below. Their pure and simple faces filled people's hearts with strength.
Zong Lie looked at him thinking deeply and asked softly: "What are you thinking about?"
Yi Chuanzong smiled and said: "I'm thinking life here is really good."
"Then I'll tell you what makes you feel better."
"Oh? You tell me."
Zong Lie's voice was much lowered and he said: "Director Li in your factory has been suspended and is still under review."
Yi Chuanzong's eyes lit up and he said: "Oh, this is a good thing! I thought it would take a long time for this person to suffer retribution, but I didn't expect it to be stopped so quickly."
"I haven't finished speaking yet!" Old God Zong Lie said on the ground.
Seeing him like this, Yi Chuanzong felt very uncomfortable and shouted: "You guy, you don't mean what you say! Do you think it's uncomfortable?"
Zong Lie glared and said, "I learned it all from you."
The corners of Yi Chuanzong's eyes twitched and he said, "Okay. What else follows?"
"You may not be happy to hear what follows." Zong Lie said half of the words again.
Yi Chuanzong ignored him and turned to look outside.
Zong Lie raised his eyebrows and said seriously: "Although that person has been suspended, what he did before was very meticulous. He was not found out at the time, and it is even less likely to be found out now."
"According to the normal process, I was suspended for a period of time, and then I was assigned a relatively idle position, and eventually I was completely marginalized."
"But this situation is difficult. Yesterday, the leader's secretary was there with the leader's instructions. Naturally, other people in the factory couldn't say much."
"Now that the person has left, as long as the current situation in the factory has not completely changed, then the final possibility for Director Li is to be reinstated. At most, it will be a matter of how long it takes."
Yi Chuanzong narrowed his eyes slightly. He was a little surprised by this kind of thing, but not very surprised.
"Things in the unit are really complicated. Is it the same in your place?"
Zong Lie raised his head and glanced at Yi Chuanzong, then said nothing, just picked up the cup and drank tea silently.
Yi Chuanzong shrugged, then picked up the teacup and drank the tea.
"It's really suitable for you. If it were me, I wouldn't be able to stay."
Zong Lie just glanced at him and stopped talking.
The two of them chatted every sentence and made tea three times. Yi Chuanzong stood up, patted his butt and moved his waist. The necessary procedures before parting were indispensable.
"Come on, I originally wanted to ask you to come out and tell me about our weapons today, but you forgot about them not long after you left the army. I'd better go back and deal with the stone sculptures."
Zong Lie sat there with a much more serious look in his eyes, and shouted softly, "You guy, as soon as you stick your butt out, I will know what you are looking for to die. Don't always think about wielding those weapons, this is not a joke. If you are
If you are caught, I won't be able to fish you out."
Yi Chuanzong lowered his eyes slightly and said with a smile: "What are you thinking about? I'm just a little curious. Who would think of building those things? It's impossible!"
Zong Lie picked up the tea and put it to his mouth, lowered his head and said, "It's best this way."
Yi Chuanzong grinned and said jokingly: "Don't worry, I will pay for the tea. In order to give the child some milk, there is no man with a dollar in his pocket."
The corners of Zong Lie's mouth twitched slightly and he said calmly: "Unlike someone else, I will never be beaten by my wife for a little money!"
The smile on Yi Chuanzong's face became even happier. He said happily: "That's what I rewarded her with. She can avenge me."
Zong Lie raised his eyelids and asked: "What revenge?"
Yi Chuanzong said proudly: "My son is big! In the future, whether you have a son or a daughter, you will have to call him brother!"
Zong Lie clenched his fists. It would be better if he didn't say this. He was so angry when he mentioned this. This guy didn't know how to respect his elders at all. They were all older than this thief. As a result, he didn't even say "brother" from the time he met him until now.
I heard it, but I was constantly ridiculed.
"Don't worry, I won't let my children play with your children!"
Yi Chuanzong said nonchalantly: "Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings. You have no say in this. Don't look at the laziness of my brothers now. In fifteen years to the east of the river and in fifteen years to the west of the river, you people may still be able to survive by that time."
We all have to count on my buddies!”
Zong Lie sneered disdainfully and said, "I'm counting on you. I'm counting on you, a guy who gets into trouble because of his anger. I think you should stop teaching your children and let your wife take care of them honestly. Don't let your children get into trouble."
Yi Chuanzong looked at him with disdain, and also sneered, and said: "You don't understand this, do you? What's wrong with causing trouble? If you don't cause trouble, how can those elders shake their prestige? If you don't cause trouble, how can those elders recognize you?
As long as you have a long memory, you won't make the same mistake twice."
Zong Lie narrowed his eyes and said: "That's nice to say. Why didn't you show off when you were drinking at Jing Yi's house last time? Who was bragging about how good your marksmanship was, how far you could run while carrying a heavy load, and how much you knew about guns?
, I can rub all the aircraft and cannons out with my hands, so even if I am injured, I can still make sure that I am fine."
"Later, how did you behave after Uncle Jing came? You lowered your head like a quail. Why couldn't you say a word? You lowered your head and counted the water atoms in the tea? Why didn't you cause some trouble for the uncle?
Let’s see, maybe I’ll even like you!”
The corner of Yi Chuanzong's mouth twitched violently. Who knew that the master who was the teacher would suddenly come back?
It would be fine if it was just a meeting, but these guys almost killed him!
Yi Chuanzong shouted dissatisfied: "It takes fifty steps to laugh at a hundred steps, how strong are you guys? Who dares to speak loudly? The least you dare to do is shout loudly!"
"As for you, forget about your low eyebrows and flattery, and you talk about tigers and wolves. Why do I like rifles, submachine guns, machine guns, mortars, planes, tanks, and bombs? Why do I envy the military life?
Yearning for the freedom of the field army, yearning for drifting in the sea? Do you also like to build airplanes and fly into the sky?"
Zong Lie pursed his lips and laughed secretly. This person always shows off and brags, but it's hard for them to refute. That time, he was caught by the brothers. No matter how awesome he was in front of him, he would become cowardly in the back.
Thinking about Yi Chuanzong's frightened eyes at that time, they felt happy.
Yi Chuanzong got angry when he saw his secretly smiling expression. He was smiling like this now, and he didn't know what he would look like when he got back!
This sultry man, you wouldn’t know how good he is at licking just by looking at his appearance. He pretends to be serious with his brothers, but in the end, his wife reveals the truth? Lou Xiaoe told him everything!
"Laugh! You're still laughing! There's no one like you. You're all just here to have fun. If you're serious, you'll lose! If my brother hadn't been smart at the time, do you think you could have let me take you to eat and drink like a dragon?"
"You're so clever. I've seen through you a long time ago and don't like you at all. You've forgotten what I said at that time, 'You're too naughty and too lazy to clean up. It's better to drag him out!'"
The corner of Yi Chuanzong's mouth twitched. What happened to him that he had to be dragged out and killed? Wasn't it just a compliment, 'Uncle, the scars on your face make you look like a real man!'
"I don't care, you are the stingy guy, so give it back to me! Even an Italian cannon can't finish this! You have to give me the design in the end!"
Zong Lie looked over sideways and said coldly: "There are no Italian cannons! I knew what you were going to do as soon as you raised your tail. When you first held my submachine gun, you were reluctant to give it back to me. Now you are still thinking about loading the cannon.
It's a good thing I won't tell you today, otherwise who knows where to catch you? If you are just thinking about playing with such a big person, where can you hide such a big thing? "
Yi Chuanzong curled his lips, no matter where he hid it? As long as he dared to ask for it, he would be able to hide it!
What age are we in? Of course, you need to use your brain to improve your combat power. If you have the strength, you can't act recklessly.
Now with submachine guns and mortars, his combat effectiveness is only one regiment, but if he has Italian cannons, planes and tanks, etc., he will be able to control the truth within the range, and then his combat effectiveness will be invincible!
He is not afraid even of missiles. The positioning is so poor that the target is not accurate, and such a large missile can be seen. Even if he hides in the space with incendiary bombs and waits for the fire to go out, no one will bomb him with nuclear weapons, right?
It was because of this guy in front of him that his combat effectiveness was delayed.
Otherwise, forming an army with one man is no longer just bragging.
Wan Jun can not only take the enemy general's head from it, he can also destroy the whole group!
If you get bored, go across the sea to Japan, slaughter a million people, be a hero among heroes, and be honored as the king of the country.