The small courtyard was in full bloom, with pale pink orchids stretching out, a drop of dew hanging on the jasmine flowers, and the sound of 'coo coo, coo coo' coming from the locust tree.
Next to the white jade table under the locust tree, Yi Chuanzong was sitting due north. He was drinking tea with a leisurely expression. His left hand reached into the stroller next to him and pinched his two chubby little feet.
Sister Hua is sitting on his left side, wearing a clean black Qingshan suit, her skin color is fairer than Jasmine, her sitting posture is graceful, and her temperament is dignified.
Lou Xiao'e is sitting on the right side, lying on the stone table and looking at the chessboard. It doesn't matter if she doesn't say anything figuratively. Anyway, she has a pretty face and is a fat pregnant woman.
People got up early at this time, getting up at six o'clock. After eating for an hour, Yi Chuanzong took his wife and children out to breathe in the fresh air and sip tea.
Lou Xiao'e may not have woken up, but she actually thought about playing chess with Sister Hua, and she had already lost two games.
Of course, the two of them were playing backgammon, and they had never been able to figure out Go.
Snapped!
The white chess pieces fell on the purple tremble wood chessboard, and Sister Hua looked at the opposite side with a smile on her face, looking like she was sure of victory.
Lou Xiao'e's eyes widened and she looked at the four white chess pieces connected diagonally. There were no black stones blocking the road. Wasn't this a loss?
"Oops! I didn't see it just now!" Lou Xiao'e was in a very unhappy mood, especially when she turned around and saw Yi Chuanzong's slightly sarcastic smile, she became even more annoyed, "Why didn't you remind me?"
Yi Chuanzong pretended to be confused and asked, "Is it my turn?"
Stop making trouble, two wives are playing chess, why is he getting involved? One of them slaps his face directly, and the other stabs his heart with a soft knife with a smile, both of which are uncomfortable.
Lou Xiao'e grinded her teeth and said unconvinced: "Do it again!" She muttered, "Obviously I won a set last time."
Sister Hua picked up the chess pieces with a smile in her eyes. If she hadn't let Lou Xiao'e win, why would she have played chess with her today?
As a national Go player, once you have mastered the rules of backgammon, you don't need to use your brain at all to play it. She just wanted to enjoy this beautiful morning with Yi Chuanzong.
"Hey, everyone is here?"
A snickering sound, which made people feel a little obscene.
Yi Chuanzong raised his eyelids and saw the person clearly.
Xu Damao stood at the door with his head bent, smoking, drinking, sugar and tea in one hand, and chicken, duck and fish in one hand. This posture was obviously a waste of money!
Sister Hua and Lou Xiao'e's eyes were full of surprise, this person would come to give gifts? They knew how Yi Chuanzong dealt with these two people, trampled them on the ground with dignity, and this person came to the door licking his face?
"Hey, Xu Damao, I really belong to you. You have used this set of porcelain skills on me."
Yi Chuanzong found it very funny. It was difficult to say anything else about this man, but in terms of building relationships and using favors, it was a joke.
"Hey, I want to ask you to do something. This thing is not valuable, it's just your heart. Don't dislike it." Xu Damao licked his face and smiled. It was obvious that he didn't beat around the bush anymore.
Said it directly.
Yi Chuanzong raised his eyebrows and looked at the expression on Xu Damao's face. Lou Xiao'e and Sister Hua also looked at him with scrutiny.
Xu Damao didn't feel embarrassed either, and the smile on his face was so real!
It seems that I really have something to ask for.
Yi Chuanzong stood up and said, "Come on, let's talk in the room. Let me hear what our little social master can do for me."
"Don't be kidding me. I'm just a little projectionist, making a living, how can I compare with you?" As soon as Xu Damao put it down, he put it down and put it down again. He kept saying good things, and he had a hand that was easy to lick.
, that is, you can support yourself in the village.
The two of them came into the room. Yi Chuanzong sat down directly and pointed towards the cupboard, "Put the things over there. Once you've put them away, come over and sit down."
"Hey, okay, please wait a moment."
Xu Damao put down his things in a hurry and looked at the exquisite decoration. Not to mention magnificent, it was almost the same, with a bit of exotic style and antique flavor.
He didn't dare to look any further, so he quickly put down his things and sat across from Yi Chuanzong, the smile on his face not diminishing at all.
Yi Chuanzong looked at Xu Damao with a hint of amusement, which made Xu Damao somewhat uncomfortable, so he was about to speak directly, "Master Zong, today I..."
"etc."
Yi Chuanzong directly interrupted Xu Damao's words, with a strange look on his face, "Speaking of which, I also have something to ask you today."
Xu Damao's face froze, and he was thinking in his head whether he had offended this person in the past two days. After thinking about it for a while, he couldn't guess what it was, so he could only say sarcastically: "Ask, you ask."
Yi Chuanzong nodded and casually said, "Tell me first how you got your position as a projectionist." After speaking, he casually glanced ahead.
These words frightened Xu Damao so much that a thin layer of sweat broke out on his forehead. He opened his mouth to say something, but he held it back.
He was extremely flustered at the moment. He originally wanted to ask someone to do something for him, but if he revealed that he was plotting against someone, then the thing he wanted to do today would probably be ruined.
"Um?"
"Did not say?"
Yi Chuanzong snarled, his eyelids drooped, and he shouted casually: "Egg Yolk, come see us off!"
"Woof woof woof!"
"Woof woof!"
Egg Yolk is not a dog now, he is the boss of a family. This move is accompanied by his wife and five and a half-year-old repair dogs.
In almost the blink of an eye, seven dogs had rushed to the door, each one running with bared teeth, as if they were about to cut Xu Damao into pieces.
Xu Damao looked back and was so frightened that he hurriedly said: "Hey, hey! I said it, I said it."
Yi Chuanzong sneered and waved his hand, "Egg Yolk, get out."
"Woof woof!"
Egg Yolk braked suddenly, held his head high and shouted twice before leading the team away.
Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief, then said with a bitter smile on his face, "Master Zong, you are quite strong."
Yi Chuanzong rolled his eyes, said nothing, picked up the tea cup and drank silently.
Seeing this, Xu Damao could only continue to speak, "You have such a body, you would be blind if you don't bring glory to the country."
???
Yi Chuanzong raised his head expressionlessly, why did this sound so wrong? Is there any connection between physical fitness and winning glory for the country? This Xu Damao's thoughts are not serious!
Xu Damao lowered his head after being stared at. He raised his eyes and peeked at Yi Chuanzong cautiously. Then he whispered: "I saw from the newspaper what kind of meeting the little devils are going to hold. We also have some other big countries.
If you want to participate in this kind of meeting, it will definitely be prestigious if you win, so I would like to recommend you to participate."
"puff!"
Yi Chuanzong squirted out a sip of tea and gave Xu Damao a large waterfall to wash his face.
What will happen?
Strong body.
Win glory for the country.
Are you asking him to throw the shot put? Or play the discus?
This kind of thing for athletes is very honorable, and it even often appears in newspapers, and the people are familiar with it. The reason is for no other reason than the supply of resources.
When it was difficult in the past two years, athletes could still eat meat and eggs. These things looked so greedy! Wouldn’t it be delicious to eat more than one steamed bun with a meal?
Yi Chuanzong was of course more aware of this matter. Not to mention this session, he would be clear in the next few sessions. The problem was that he didn't want to participate in this thing.
If it were held elsewhere, he would still want to go there to be lively. Don't ask why it is lively. Given his current physical condition, those events are just for children.
Of course, he just dares to be a little lively and lively. If it is too outrageous, it will easily attract the attention of experts in physics, biology, evolution, etc., and he will be closer to the operating table.
Now recommended by Xu Damao?
If Yi Chuanzong's eyes could kill, Xu Damao would have died several times. This was definitely a powerful blow that destroyed his current life.
sure!
As expected of an enemy!
After all this, his little life has changed.
"Go on, I want to hear the true story. You'd better not think about lying to me. If I find out anything about lying to me, you don't have to tell me what happened today."
Xu Damao trembled, his face was full of tea and he didn't dare to wipe it. He lowered his head and whispered: "With his lazy appearance, he is unwilling to go to work on weekdays. But this man is very careful about things, and he definitely doesn't dare to do some big things."
Hanhu."
"If he is asked to become an athlete, he will never be able to refuse the order from above. He will definitely have a headache when the time comes. Also, this person likes to keep a low profile and does not like to be famous. Push him out and let a circle of people stare at him.
If someone reveals this issue about his lifestyle, it will be enough for him to drink a pot of water!"
Yi Chuanzong tightened his fists. He now wished he could knock Xu Damao's head off with one fist!
I even analyzed it for him!
You don't need to think about these words to know that they were said to the person named Zhou.
No wonder he was able to get a job even though he had a scarlet letter on his face. This was because his weaknesses were directly stated and the analysis was thorough.
This is ready for him to say goodbye to his leisurely days!
Yi Chuanzong's face was gloomy and terrifying. As expected of Xu Damao, this guy really has tricks! It's hard to guard against him.
Xu Damao lowered his head to look at the water stains on the table. He didn't dare to raise his head and just stared blankly.
"How about throwing a shot put and mixing in the discus?" Yi Chuanzong muttered, feeling that the danger was already approaching.
He is famous for his strength in the steel rolling mill. Doing projects with no technical skills like this should not have any impact on him. Anyway, his strength is there. Throw a 100-meter, 50-meter, etc.
It doesn't matter how many times you beat others, whether you practice or not.
Even if the performance is not so exaggerated, just 5 meters or 6 meters more than the international record is enough. Considering the living environment in the future, the overall physical quality of human beings will decline irreversibly. If humans do not evolve, the records he throws around will probably not be exceeded in the future.
None can be broken.
"Come, tell me what you want from me." Yi Chuanzong asked expressionlessly. At the same time, he was thinking about how to punish this bastard.
In fact, if this method is really used, it is not a big deal to him. Maybe he can have fun with Xu Damao.
Xu Damao was no longer afraid at this time, but raised his head and asked with hope: "Master Zong, do you think my disease of not having children can be cured?"
He had tormented his mother-in-law a lot in the past two days, and every time he was done, he felt bored.
Then he went to the drugstore to see a doctor, but the doctor had no solution, and many doctors even didn't even notice his illness.
At this time, he thought of Yi Chuanzong. Yi Chuanzong had a teacher with superb medical skills. Although he is gone now, Yi Chuanzong still gives people the impression that he can learn whatever he wants.
Just watch Sha Zhu cooking. This person can learn a good skill. He didn't even ask a master to teach him in the steel rolling mill. He became an eighth-level fitter by doing the work. He can also do design and he has become an apprentice. Then
He is a master of stone carving without a teacher. Look at the courtyard and the stone lions at the door. No one can say anything bad about it.
If you can achieve this by just tinkering with things, to what extent can you get the medical skills you have learned with concentration? When you first started studying, you could diagnose the second aunt. Now, can you treat his infertility?
So that’s what happened!
No wonder this thief dares to say anything out loud.
Yi Chuanzong was suddenly stunned, but his face still had no expression, and his eyes were even a little cold.
Xu Damao had a very good ability to observe words and emotions, so when he saw this, his heart trembled and he felt cold.
In fact, Yi Chuanzong did it on purpose. He could cure this disease, but he also had to deal with it.
Originally, he had settled the matter with Xu Damao. He had suffered the punishment he deserved and had his heart stabbed with the knife he deserved. This man had also given in. We couldn't really let this man stay in the prison for the rest of his life.
But now he found that Xu Damao was convinced, but not fully convinced. This small-minded character could not be changed, and his selfishness was not bad, and it could still stumble him.
Yi Chuanzong thought for a while and realized that Xu Damao had actually grown up a lot. He knew him very well and even though he had stumbled upon him this time, he also left a way out for him.
Although it might make him a little uncomfortable, it's not a bad thing. Even if he wants to deal with Xu Damao, he won't be too harsh. Now this person still has the nerve to come to him.
The reason is that Xu Damao is not afraid, but because he has a baby, he has to consider some things. Since he came out of the house, he has taken on some responsibilities.
Work, life, and family are the three most important things for ordinary people, and Xu Damao is no exception. Having a child of his own makes this person more stable.
"You're so sick..." With an idea in mind, Yi Chuanzong drawled, Xu Damao raised his voice, and listened with ears straightened up.
"It can be cured, but it's not that easy to cure."
"Is there a cure? As long as there is a cure! Master Zong, tell me how to cure it, I will listen to you!" Xu Damao's eyes lit up with excitement.
With a smile in his eyes, Yi Chuanzong shook his head and sighed, "I'm afraid you can't bear it."
"I can bear it! I can definitely bear it!" Xu Damao quickly assured.
Yi Chuanzong uttered two words, "Quit drinking!"
Xu Damao's face trembled. He is a person who loves to drink even though he can't drink enough. If he quits drinking, he will give up half his life!
"Okay!" Xu Damao said through gritted teeth.
Yi Chuanzong said two words again with an expressionless face, "Quit having sex!"
Xu Damao's heart trembled, this is really terrible! Does he seem to be the kind of person who can control himself? Especially with this woman lying next to him, how can he bear it?
"Okay!" Xu Damao's teeth almost broke.
"In this way, we can talk about how to treat it. First, let's talk about the cause..." Yi Chuanzong said in a pretentious manner, making it difficult to understand the wording. The translation was that Xu Damao had suffered many traumas since childhood, which caused some channels to appear.
Blockage, and then tissue damage, resulting in developmental malformations.
Everyone knows. If you want to know what disease Xu Damao is suffering from, you will know how Silly Zhu beat Xu Damao. He kicked him directly in the ground and smashed the top of his knee to pieces.
Of course, Xu Damao was not dried to pieces, otherwise his symptoms would not be so mild, but it is definitely true that he cannot use it.
That is to say, Xu Damao didn't understand, otherwise he would have gone to Silly Zhu to fight for his life.