Chapter 160 The little mouse goes to the lampstand
"Lao Sai," Heiba sat down on Yue Wen's office desk, "I really can't make a living like this anymore."
Yue Wen looked at the fat butt and was about to spread his jeans. Without saying anything, he smiled and picked up the staple remover on the table and started to pinch Heiba's butt. Heiba quickly jumped out and said, "I'm going to die."
, to do such a cruel thing, do you have sadistic tendencies?"
"Ignore your mother," Yue Wen retorted with a smile. Ever since the baby came back from eastern Guangdong, one or two dialects of that language would come out of his mouth from time to time. Hei Ba thought it was fun and learned it, "Myna, I heard
Are you also innovating in your family life, and are you also engaging in SM? People wait hard before marriage, and wait hard after marriage, but it would be better for you to be the same before and after marriage, and always maintain your passion."
There are no secrets in the office. One time, Hei Ba was engrossed in watching this on his desk, and Bao Bao caught him. From then on, the title of SM brother was first heard in the TV station, and then the entire working committee compound accepted it.
nickname.
If you look carefully, Heiba looks a lot like that wretched-looking film and television industry boss from Xiangjiang. It is rumored that he is directly related to the madness of an actress. Everyone who sees the image of Heiba praises how realistic the nickname is.
It's called Chuan Shen.
"That's eight hours away, you have no right to interfere," Heiba said confidently, "Besides, my father-in-law has been dead for many years, and my wife has no memory of it. How can you care so much? Well, I have something serious to do with you.
, I’m not talking about these inappropriate topics for children.”
Oops, flipping it over, Bago has become more capable recently. "What's the matter?" Yue Wen pointed to the sofa and motioned for him to sit down and talk.
"This job is really impossible. I called Langya Street and the Bureau of Land and Resources last week to ask for materials, but they haven't sent them to me yet." He looked at Yue Wen and let out a loud fart, which made Yue Wen take it.
He picked up the book on the table and threw it at him, "Wen, tell me the truth. Is the e-commerce plan going to be obsolete soon? I should have picked up my bag and made plans early."
"Who did you listen to?" Yue Wen raised an eyebrow, "Besides, if the materials can't be delivered, you, the office director, are incompetent. If you don't think of a way, why don't you ask me, the telecom planning director, to rush you for the materials?" Yue Wen smiled.
Feixiao said, "How about I ask the Supervision Office to issue a notice saying that the e-commerce planning materials cannot be delivered, and there is nothing SM can do!"
Heiba's butt jumped up from the sofa, "You don't know, right? This kind of thing is like a wife cheating on her, and in the end, the husband is still in the dark." He lowered his voice, "I heard,
Now even Director Cheng and Director Niu are trying to find connections and ways out, one wants to be transferred back to the Construction Committee, the other wants to be transferred back to the Development and Reform Commission, we are calling to make arrangements, and they will be killed soon!"
oh?
The office director is the leader’s eyes and ears, and everyone in the unit should report on everything big and small. Some office directors go to the extreme and insist on sending daily updates to the leader via text messages even when the leader is on a business trip. Although the leader does not reply to text messages,
But this is also an attitude, at least it didn't say not to let him send it again.
"Oh, they're all gone, so the electronics business is about to go bankrupt."
"I finally became an office director," Hei Ba said unwillingly. He suddenly bounced in front of Yue Wen and said sullenly, "Why do you say it's so bad? It's too fast. Just after the New Year, he still pointed
It’s a good start!”
Now the whole district includes Victoria Square, Pingzhou Hotel, and some restaurants, fruit shops, stationery shops, tea shops... Everyone knows that the office director of the electricity planning office is very awesome, and his elegant walking style attracts bosses from all walks of life.
’s scramble to imitate.
Yue Wenpi smiled and said, "We can't worry about whether it's porn or not. It's going to rain and your mother wants to get married. Just let it be!" Hei Ba immediately sensed that something was wrong with this sentence.
Just as he was about to retort, Yue Wen unexpectedly slammed the table, "Stand still! Come on, tell me, you were responsible for distributing welfare during the Chinese New Year. How much benefit did you get from it?" He also stood up, "You are not a family member, but you don't know how to make money.
Expensive, now I want to break a penny into two petals. Open the door and it’s money, and you’re outside to act like an uncle!”
"What benefit did I get?" Heiba's voice also became louder, "For the welfare of the guys, I didn't even sleep. Is it easy for me to run before and after..."
"Okay, it's not easy for you, but it's easy for me." Yue Wen suddenly laughed and sat back on the chair, "Brother Bage, we have been friends for many years, and I would like to advise you, don't get rich when you are an official, don't come in to get rich, you are all
He is a rich man, but he still cares about such a small amount of money? Like the captain of the mine protection team of the Bureau of Land and Resources, who took other people’s shopping cards and took them all in." Hei Ba was speechless for a moment, Yue Wen stood up again with a smile, and came from behind
He took out a book from the bookcase and said, "Actually, it's natural to make some investments on your own outside of work. I've been reading a book recently, and all the ways to make a fortune in China are in it!"
"Really?" Heiba said eagerly, "Bring it to me and save your sister-in-law from nagging in my ears all day long. She bought the car, did the business at home, and raised the children.
Me, my status in the family is simply..." With a bitter look on his face, he tried to snatch the book from Yue Wen's hand, but Yue Wen waved his hand and put the book directly into his hand, "Not only do you want to read it, but you also want to
Organize all cadres and workers to study together." Now the office also assumes the functions of political workers and financial functions. Due to limited manpower, the cashier and cashier are still handled by one person, which itself violates financial disciplines.
"Criminal Law?" Heiba's expression suddenly changed, "Why are you teasing me?"
"Do you think I'm teasing you?" Yue Wen said with a smile, "Look through the contents and see if I'm not lying to you...the crime of undermining the socialist economic order and the crime of undermining the financial management order are all
Those who make a lot of money, scroll down, look here, it’s more direct, the crime of smuggling, selling, transporting, manufacturing drugs, the crime of producing, selling, and spreading obscene materials, look, here, it’s about you - the crime of corruption and bribery!”
"I'm just trying to make a fool out of a big witch," Heiba said unconvinced, "It's all normal human relations, there aren't many like three to two hundred, five to six hundred..."
"It's not much, it adds up to five thousand yuan!" Yue Wen suddenly slammed the book on the table, "Five thousand yuan is enough to open a case, do you want me to kill you out of justice!?"
Seeing Yue Wen getting angry, Hei Ba didn't dare to say anything.
"You, an office director, have made yourself look like a leader, and the development zone can't accommodate you?!...Okay, you know what you are doing, tell me, what should I do with you?"
"Wen, you don't want to...send me to the procuratorate, do you?" Heiba immediately became honest, "I have parents above me, and a son who is still breastfeeding. You still remember, I was the first person to go to Furong Street."
This meal is for you." He glanced at Yue Wen secretly and began to launch an emotional offensive.
"Come with me to do this business, and you try it with the procuratorate?" Yue Wenpi said with a smile, "The electricity business has gone bad, do you still want to leave?"
"I won't leave, I won't leave," Heiba said immediately, "Where can I go if I leave? You know me, I have always been willing to play for the royal family when playing poker, not to fight for the top."
He said it casually, but Yue Wen understood that Heiba was expressing his stance and standing with him, while the two deputy directors Niu and Cheng wanted to find another job, that is, water flows downwards and people go upstream.
"You have to decide this matter yourself. If you go too far, I can't save you." Yue Wen pushed the "Criminal Law" forward, "Isn't your son singing children's songs now? I will sing to your son every day when I go home.
Sing it ten times!”
"What to sing?" Heiba raised his head in confusion.
"Just sing the song: The little mouse goes up to the lampstand, steals the oil and can't eat it, meow meow meow, the cat is coming, chirping and rolling down." Yue Wen said with a smile, "Corruption means going up to the lampstand. You will know the day you come down.
How precious is the freedom outside and the sunshine above our heads!”
"This is interesting, ah, interesting. It's much better than those empty anti-corruption educations," Hei Bamei smiled brightly, "But, Wen, tell me the real story, is it true that power planning and nuclear power are going to be corrupted?
Are you planning to leave at the end of the day? If that's the case, I won't take this sutra, and I'd better go back to my Gaolaozhuang."