Time flies so fast. In Yue Wen’s memory, it’s no longer clear what year it was when he last visited a shopping mall.
"Brother Wen, why did you remember to take us to the mall?" Baobao said with a smile.
"You are on a business trip and you have to bring something for your family," Yue Wen smiled and looked at the dazzling array of goods and the crowds of people. Compared to Qinwan, the consumption level in the province is actually not higher, but the flow of people is obviously higher than that in Qinwan.
Bay University, "Otherwise, your family will have objections if you keep traveling on business... Baby, you have been following me outside these days. Yuanyuan must have scolded me behind my back. For a while, my ears have been burning."
"Tch, it's not certain who scolded you," Bao Baobao denied with a smile, "I don't know that woman. I know Yuan Shuying and Lu Shanshan from Qinwan..."
He didn't say anything about Priscilla Ge, he was treating Priscilla Ge as the real deal, while the other women were just Yue Wen trying to attract bees and butterflies.
How could Heiba be missing at this time? "Where else are there, Jiang Xiaoyun, Wang Feng from the development zone, and of course Director Lin who I want to take home today." Heiba suddenly bowed forward and dodged.
Yue Shi's Shadowless Kick hit a young woman with a child in front of her before she could hit him. "What are you doing, playing hooligan?!" the young woman's voice was so high that it could pierce her eardrums.
Heiba didn't dare to say anything. He didn't want to wear this big hat on his head. He blushed and stood there awkwardly. He waited for the woman to leave before he became alive again.
"Retribution, God can't stand it anymore," Yue Wenpi smiled and patted Heiba on the shoulder, "Your conscience has been fed to the dog, how did you and Xiaolang end up together? Baby, don't pretend to be innocent, either.
Who made the match between you and Liu Yuanyuan? Well, I will ruin this marriage for you when we get back."
"Goodbye, Brother Wen, my biological brother." Heiba is already married and has a son. He is already immune to this threat, but the baby is different. This girl has climbed halfway up the mountain and has not yet reached the top of the mountain.
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"Brother, this is how you treat your brother," Yue Wenyang said, holding the mobile phone in his hand, "Today it depends on your performance, buy a mobile phone for your brother, don't cry like this, and it won't cost you two months' salary, I will do it again
I'll take my loss back. When you get married, I won't take the money from the matchmaker."
"You still have to worry about not having a mobile phone... The queue of people who want to send someone off can be queued for five miles..."
"Stop talking nonsense, Bage, I will eliminate this piece and give it to our son as a toy." Yue Wen immediately gathered the allies and fought one by one to form a united front. This was his magic weapon.
Heiba immediately beamed, "Come on, baby, just admit it. You said, I'm going to kill you this time all year round. I can't stand it. How about, Wen, let him buy another toy for my daughter?"
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"When did you have a daughter?" Yue Wen and Bao Bao asked in unison. Both of them were surprised. Ba Ge has left the countryside since his grandfather's generation, but is he sowing seeds so fast?!
"Not yet, but my wife and I have this plan."
"Shh-"
"Go away!" Yue Wen laughed, "This is the funniest joke I have ever heard this year. I will post it on Weibo when I get back today."
"A scarf?" Heiba didn't understand, and Baobao blinked, "Brother Wen, are you still playing such a trendy thing?"
Before Yue Wen could answer, Hei Ba pulled the baby and asked, "What is a scarf?"
"It's just Weiwei**," Baobao explained to him with a snicker, but Heiba immediately laughed, "Weiwei**?"
His attitude was really unrestrained and his voice was loud. Everyone around him looked at him. Yue Wen and Bao Bao immediately lowered their heads and took the initiative to keep a safe distance from him. However, Hei Ba chased after him unwillingly, "What's wrong with you guys?
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"I'm sorry," Yue Wen immediately took Heiba's hand off his shoulder, "We don't know each other."
"Who is this wretched fat man?" Bao Bao immediately said, "Brother Wen, let's report the crime. Someone is playing hooligans in broad daylight!"
"What the hell, you are allowed to have a micro-erection, but I am not allowed to have a micro-erection," Heiba was not happy, "Get out, get out of here, brother, I'm going to drive back now if you've made me angry!"
The two of them immediately stopped. They lowered their eyebrows and hooked their hands. Heiba ignored them at first, but couldn't help it. The two people's attitudes were surprisingly good, so he walked over in a swagger, but he didn't notice that the two of them were hugging their necks and searching their bodies. In the blink of an eye,
Myna's wallet has fallen into the baby's hands.
"Let's go, you can go now." Bao Bao said in an aired voice, "If we don't have a car, let's take a taxi back. By the way, Brother Wen, what did you ask me to buy just now? By the way, a mobile phone. Let's go. What are you waiting for?
?Hey, waiter, where is your mobile phone counter?"
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Colored balls, arches, golden eggs, beauties, hosts...
When Yue Wen, Bao Bao and Hei Ba arrived, they saw the ground covered with colorful confetti, and the crowd was divided into three layers inside and three outside.
"Okay, everyone is enthusiastically subscribing to our new mobile phone...the fighter among mobile phones. Okay, this gentleman has purchased the latest mobile phone. Please ask our etiquette lady to give us a golden hammer and break open our golden hammer."
Egg, whatever it hits, we will give you away..."
"What's the first prize?" Heiba also squeezed in from behind, looking at the huge golden egg on the stage with great interest.
"They are all mobile phones with different prices. The most expensive one is more than 5,000 yuan." An aunt next to me introduced enthusiastically.
A row of beautiful hostesses came out from behind the stage, all dressed in red cheongsam, all slim and graceful.
The etiquette lady in the middle is the tallest, has the best figure, and has the fairest skin. Yue Wen visually estimated that she is at least 1.8 meters tall.
When she smiled and handed the hammer to the middle-aged man next to her in his forties who was more than a head shorter than her, the middle-aged man took it excitedly and hesitated before smashing the golden egg in the middle.
"Okay, this gentleman has hit another mobile phone of the same brand as ours... All the gentlemen and ladies who passed by came to take a look. If the hammer clicks and the egg opens, you will never leave empty-handed!"
"Are you really going to give away whatever you hit on the spot?" Yue Wen suddenly shouted from the crowd.
"Of course, you'll get whatever you hit!" The emcee became even more excited when he saw someone interacting below, "I'll give you whatever you hit, and I won't break my promise." Miss etiquette was also looking down at the audience, but she smiled slightly, even more impressive.
thousand.
"Okay, baby, pay." Yue Wen pushed through the crowd and rushed forward.
"Okay, what do you call this gentleman?" The master of ceremonies became even more excited and reached out to stop Yue Wen, gesturing for him to interact with him.
"Mr. Na Yue, you are our thirteenth friend holding a golden hammer today. I hope you can win the biggest prize today - a Huadao mobile phone worth 5,600 yuan. Huadao mobile phone is the fighter jet in the mobile phone!
Okay, Miss etiquette, please give the golden hammer to Mr. Yue!"
The voices in the audience immediately dropped, and countless pairs of eyes stared at Yue Wen.
"Wen, smash the egg on the far left. There will definitely be nothing in the middle egg." Heiba wanted to go up and grab the hammer.
Bao Bao was also there to give advice.
"Mr. Yue hesitated a little. There is only one chance. There is only one chance. Can the biggest golden egg today be smashed in Mr. Yue's hands..."
Yue Wen snatched the microphone from his hand and said, "Let me ask again, can you really get whatever you hit?"
"We will give you whatever you hit, and we will never break our promise." The emcee's affection for the young man in front of him doubled. This was like a cross talk. He was making fun of himself, and this was another compliment. Today's effect was just like that!
Yue Wen smiled and took the golden hammer from the etiquette lady. The etiquette lady showed a sweet smile and stood beside him holding the tray.
Yue Wen looked at the golden egg and then at the etiquette lady. This one was half a head taller than his own.
"Don't look at the beautiful woman, just smash your balls."
"Smash it, smash it."
The people around him became anxious and started making noises.
Yue Wen raised his hands high and pressed them down again, and the voices in the crowd slowly became quieter.
He raised the hammer with a wicked smile on his face, and turned to look at Miss Manners again. Miss Manners' face turned cold, but then she laughed again, but the smile didn't last for two seconds before she couldn't laugh again.
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I saw Yue Wen gently hit her head twice with his hammer.
The surrounding melon-eaters were stunned at first, and then a burst of laughter suddenly broke out from the crowd. However, the etiquette lady blushed with embarrassment. She glared at Yue Wen angrily, twisted her body, and walked directly backstage with the plate in hand.