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Chapter 10 A Joke

The days are uneventful and work proceeds step by step.

The failure of the crackdown on black cars and black motorcycles did not have much impact on Yue Wen, at least on the surface it looked like this. Yue Wen also did not go out to ask questions because of the failure of this operation. He insisted on finding out what happened. Traffic

People's hearts are stable, at least that's what it seems for now.

However, some good-natured taxi drivers looked at the black cars and motorcycles running rampant on the streets, and began to organize spontaneously to block the black cars. The taxi office was also happy to see this kind of behavior. If a fight breaks out, I'm sorry, that is the matter of the Public Security Bureau.

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However, drivers cannot be law enforcers. After a period of enthusiasm, just like after the sweltering heat of the past few days, the enthusiasm of taxis to crack down on illegal cars slowly dissipated. But looking at the blatant illegal cars on the streets, squares, and residential areas,

They were furious.

When this anger accumulates, it needs an outlet. Unfortunately, Comrade Yue Wen became this outlet.

Like the previous directors, he also got a nickname from the taxi driver. The nickname came so quickly that even he himself was not ready to accept it or not.

"Yue Guangguang?!"

Heiba, dressed in a snow-white shirt and red tie, was waiting by the Xin River.

Tonight is the final of the "July 1st" chorus competition. There are only a few people in the Working Committee Office, so the Electrical and Television Organizing Committee has been merged into the Working Committee Office to participate in the competition, so that there can be more people.

"If you don't catch a black car, isn't it a bare butt?" the other party said with a smile.

Heiba ​​pursed his lips and stopped talking. Among the bustling crowd, he was looking for the traffic bureau, but he did not find any uniformed traffic people.

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Transportation Bureau, Director's Office.

Yue Wen ate two plain stuffed buns and was washing his hands when the scent of flowers immediately covered up the smell of hand sanitizer. Without turning around, he knew that willow branches had come in.

"Director, put on your makeup." Liu Zhi said with a smile while picking up the garlic cloves on the coffee table.

"Do I have to put on makeup?" Yue Wen said with a smile. To put on makeup, you need to apply snow-white foundation on your face, and apply bright red rouge on your cheeks. This kind of makeup has been around for many years. As long as you are singing a chorus, you must appear with this kind of makeup.

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"Everyone wears makeup. No makeup or foundation. The light makes your face look a little dark," Liu Zhi smiled. "You wash your face and I'll put it on for you."

Yue Wen wiped his face and sat on the sofa. Liu Zhi walked up to him with a smile.

The fragrance of the flowers hit him and he knew the day was warm. He couldn't help but close his eyes, but he felt that his face was being brushed and rubbed with a small brush, which made him feel a little itchy.

"Director, draw your eyebrows again and put on some blush."

Yue Wen felt the hot breath from Liu Zhi's mouth hit his face. He didn't dare to open his eyes, "Well, play it lighter."

"Where's the lipstick?"

"Forget it about the lipstick." Yue Wen thought for a while and decisively rejected Liu Zhi.

The eyebrow pencil was constantly smearing on both eyebrows, "Director, your eyebrows are really dark, you have two sword eyebrows, you can do it without eyebrows." Liu Zhi said with a smile.

Yue Wen smiled but still said nothing.

Liu Zhi was very understanding and started painting silently, "Director, okay, please look in the mirror."

Only then did Yue Wen open his eyes. He turned his head to make sure that the foundation on his face did not fall to the ground, and then walked towards the mirror.

Willow branch chuckled, her slender waist was really like a willow branch.

ah!

A snow-white face appeared in the mirror, with pink cheeks. Yue Wen smiled and raised his two black eyebrows, "Who is this?"

Willow smiled, but Saddam's voice came from outside the door, "I won't paint, and I won't paint like this."

Yue Wen's face suddenly darkened, "Group activities are something that everyone does, and the director is no exception."

Liu Zhi looked at him with a smile and said, "I'll go over and have a look."

She twisted her waist lightly and walked into Saddam's office. Soon, there was no movement in Saddam's office. After a while, several directors came to Yue Wen's office, all with red makeup on their faces, and everyone looked at each other.

I couldn't help but laugh.

"Let's go." Yue Wen waved his hand, "I put on my uniform and put blush on my face. Well, after putting in so much effort, if I don't take first place tonight, I'd be sorry for my face."

Just as he was talking, Saddam walked in, and everyone burst out laughing again. Saddam had a full beard, and even the white foundation could not cover the green and hard stubble. There were too many wrinkles on his face, which made him look uncomfortable.

As soon as he spoke, the foundation fell straight down, which made Yue Wen couldn't help laughing.

A group of people from the Transportation Bureau rushed straight to the bank of the Xin River. The evening breeze blew away the heat of the day.

The stage has been set up, the lights have been turned on, and it’s time to officially start singing.

"Yue——Bureau?

When Yue Wen turned around, Jiang Xiaoyun, dressed in a police uniform, was looking at him with a smile.

Jiang Xiaoyun rarely laughs a few times a year, but this time he covered his mouth with his hands. Yue Wen said angrily, "Why are you laughing? Haven't you seen the director?"

"I've seen an animal like the director before," Jiang Xiaoyun was in a good mood and made a rare joke, "I've never seen a director wearing makeup."

Yue Wen immediately searched the crowd for the new political commissar of the Public Security Bureau, but the political commissar's face was clean.

The willow branches on the bank were swaying lightly, the river was flowing, and there were people everywhere, almost all of them wearing the same clothes. He could not find other department leaders or street leaders at all.

"Yue——Bureau!"

Heiba ​​didn't know when he came up behind him in a pretentious tone. He turned his face and made Heiba ​​laugh so hard that he covered his stomach and squatted on the ground.

"What are you laughing at?" Yue Wen kicked him angrily, "Where is the Secretary-General?"

Secretary-General Liu Weidong did not attend, but even Deputy Secretary-General Ji Dawei had a clean face.

Yue Wen's face was a little confused. He looked at the willow branch next to him and said, "Wipe it off."

Saddam, Gaddafi and others all turned their faces. Wang Guoguang hurried over and said, "Yue Bureau, it will start soon. If you hold on a little longer, we will be the second one to come on."

Yue Wen replied calmly.

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"The following is the Transportation Bureau team. The song they sang is "Deep Sea"."

Under the lights, Yue Wen took the lead and walked onto the stage with his chest held high and his head raised. The other deputy directors followed closely behind him. He smiled on his face, but in his ears he could clearly feel the laughter from the audience.

He estimated that if he were not on the stage now, he would have thought of kicking Wang Guoguang to death. Now it seems that among the dozens of division bureau chiefs and the top leaders of fifteen streets in the district, he is the only one who walked away in a rich costume.

On the stage.

The Water Conservancy Bureau representative team was the first to take the field just now, and the director of the team also had a refreshing look on his face.

"Dream of light in the dark night, my heart is covered with sadness, endure loneliness in sadness, and keep a trace of warmth in my heart. My tears are the bottomless ocean. My love for you is speechless. I believe in the endless power. That is true love that lasts forever...

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The song was selected by Yue Wen himself, the conductor was hired with a lot of money, the Education Bureau has been kicked out as the opening guest, and the rest are just a few big players competing for the first place.

After he got off the stage, he was just about to wipe off the heavy makeup on his face when Fang Hongbang and Yuan Liping came over and said, "The Transportation Bureau will definitely be the first place tonight, and Xiao Yue has made an outstanding appearance."

This annual July 1st open-air chorus seems to have become a festival in the development zone. The entire development zone came out and it was very lively.

"Xiaoyue came here just for the first place." Yuan Liping said with a smile. She is a lesbian and she doesn't even wear makeup.

Those who have been in charge for many years know exactly what they are doing and what they are not doing.

"First place, that goes without saying," Yue Wen said with a smile. For a moment, he rejected the idea of ​​wiping off the heavy makeup on his face, "I have already played in person, how can I still finish first place?"

He was confident and confident, and after putting in so much thought and effort, when Gao Jie, deputy secretary of the working committee, finally announced the winners, the first place went to the Transportation Bureau.

Yue Wen walked up to the podium with a smile. The stage was silent at first. When he turned around, the audience burst into laughter and the applause became sparse.

As soon as he turned his head, Gao Jie, deputy secretary of the working committee, also suppressed his smile, but still grinned from the corner of his mouth to his ears.

Well, Director Yue's first job since he came to the Transportation Bureau was to crack down on illegal vehicles and shave his head. In this second job, although he won a ranking, he himself became a joke in the whole district.


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