As the saying goes, wine is a matchmaker and cigarettes are a bridge of friendship. After a hearty meal of pickled fish, the six of us were like brothers who had been together all their lives in their previous lives. When they came out of the restaurant, they started to put their arms around each other and call each other brothers.
Drink brother.
"You can't tell, Brother Wen doesn't drink alcohol." Cao Lei said. Mr. Cao is indeed worthy of his reputation. As soon as he sat down in the private room, the number of times the waitress poured water increased significantly, and after the meal, Yue Wen also had a taste of his own.
Another name for this small circle.
"I haven't touched a drop of wine since I was born." Yue Wen's face didn't turn red and his heart didn't beat.
Cao Lei still didn't believe it, "Still a good man who doesn't smoke or drink? Brothers, have you had enough? Let's have a barbecue?" he suggested.
Although Hei Ba thought the name was unpleasant, he couldn't stop the enthusiasm of the brothers. He came up and grabbed Yue Wen's neck, and said with a smile, "Young Master Cao is so handsome that no one will pay for his life, and he is also very generous. Okay, brothers.
He has this opportunity."
Biaozi also smiled and said, "After the barbecue, I invite everyone to practice a little to celebrate the expansion of our Taiwan Association."
Cao Lei didn't drive either. Under the dim street lights, several people ran towards the barbecue stall.
Bao Baobao sighed, "Wen, you won't stay here long, you will definitely have to go back to Qinwan in the future." He pointed to the lights in the east that twinkled like stars, "The development zone is just a big countryside and a big factory. When will it be like this?"
It’ll be just like Qinwan.”
Yue Wen smiled and stared at Qinwan opposite, which was as gorgeous as fireworks. He felt warm in his heart. What is that senior sister who is as gorgeous as fireworks doing now?
Sitting down in front of the barbecue stall, Cao Lei started to order the dishes as if telling the names of the dishes in a cross talk, "Twenty skewers of mutton, twenty skewers of pork, ten starfish, ten squid,...and twenty skewers of silkworm chrysalis."
"He blinked at Yang Yong, Yang Yong picked up a clam skin and threw it at him, Cao Lei dodged it with a smile.
When a large cup of Qinwan draft beer was brought to the plastic table, the brothers raised their wines and drank them in gulps. Heiba wiped his mouth and said, "It's great. I've traveled all over the world, eaten well, drank well, and we are still in Qinwan."
"Well, women from Qinwan are also good," Silkworm Chrysalis said with a sly smile, "Come, Mr. Cao, report to the organization, have you succeeded?"
Yue Wen and Hei Ba were a little puzzled, and Bao Bao explained, "Master Cao is chasing our Secretary Jiang's daughter."
Upon hearing this, both Yue Wen and Hei Ba became energetic. Hei Ba patted his fat thigh and said, "Is he the one from the district criminal police team? Tell me quickly, have you succeeded? Do you still have a chance?"
Cao Lei looked at Heiba with disdain and said seriously, "The policewoman and policewoman are a perfect match. You, come to the next life!"
Heiba was teased, but he imitated the tone of the king of the daughter country and said, raised his orchid finger and leaned on Cao Lei's shoulder, "Brother Lei, I don't want the next life, I only want this life."
The whole barbecue stall suddenly fainted. Yue Wen smiled and said, "I vomited, Hei Ba, do you still want others to eat it? Can you keep a low profile?"
Heiba showed his white teeth under the light, "But I think Cao Lei will be fine."
Cao Lei looked at everyone and praised, "Look at him, he looks black, but he has very bright eyes."
Heiba smiled slyly and said, "It's not that I think you're handsome, I just think that everyone fucks women, but you fuck rocks! Well, most people don't have this ability."
Everyone looked at Cao Lei and laughed again. The table next to him laughed so much that he coughed. The owner of the barbecue stall laughed so hard that his hands burned. He blew on his mouth and turned around, "Young man, let me tell you one more thing. I will give you two cups."
Draft beer.”
Cao Lei was not annoyed, "Brother is Lei who makes thunder, not Lei who is three stones."
Heiba continued, "What's even more powerful? You can use the thunder in the sky and you're not afraid of being struck by lightning?" Everyone laughed again.
Cao Lei smiled and picked up a glass of beer and poured it over, "Don't be jealous, I'm so talented. Go to the Public Security Bureau and ask around. Who doesn't know about my charming Mr. Cao?"
Heiba smiled and hurriedly stood up and dodged, but the beer was not wasted and he poured it on someone.
Baby, Silkworm Chrysalis suddenly stood up from his seat, with an uneasy expression on his face, like a primary school student who hadn't finished his homework. Biaozi's eyes became much more honest, and Mr. Cao was even more busy accompanying him.
Yue Wen recognized that the person who was being slapped was none other than the big head in front of the street door on the first day of the report, who was known as the Big Bad Wolf in the world.
The big bad wolf held his handbag between his hands and carried a bag of barbecue. He looked like he wanted to leave. He brushed the beer on his body. He was about to get angry, but he pushed it back. "Forget it, forget it." He raised his legs to leave, but stopped again.
"Xiao Hongmao?" he said to Yue Wen with a smile.
Yue Wen was stunned and immediately remembered the name he had made up. The big bad wolf was very generous and took out two hundred-dollar bills. "Boss, this is my brother. This table belongs to me. Brother, please use it as you please." After that,
He shook his huge head and walked towards a Mercedes-Benz SUV.
"Damn, the ruffian has a bigger heart than you!" Hei Ba watched the car drive away and sneered at Cao Lei.
"Xiao Hongmao?" the baby asked in confusion, or the silkworm chrysalis responded quickly, "Little Red Riding Hood!"
Everyone looked at the big bad wolf who got into the car and then at Yue Wen. They all suppressed their laughter and their faces turned red and their necks became thick from holding back their laughter.
After a short break, Bao Bao said in surprise, "Wen, that's okay! The big bad wolf pays for you, have we known each other before?"
"It was a one-time relationship." Yue Wen opened a five-star, "He introduced himself as the Big Bad Wolf, so I had to call him Little Red Riding Hood."
Everyone snickered again, and Heiba asked, "Wen, you have been a monitor, so you must have a girlfriend. I will tell you the truth."
Yue Wen looked at him, and then at the dim lights in the east, "Look at you, like a leader, after interrogating this and that, isn't it Mr. Cao?" Cao Lei responded loudly, "In Qinnan District,
They are also selected students." But Yue Wen still proudly said the next sentence.
"Junior sister? Same level?" Heiba refused to finish and asked after him.
"Wrong, senior sister!" Yue Wen didn't care at all.
Heiba's mouth was drooling, "It turns out that Wen is still a sister-in-law. When will I let my brother know the details?"
"Damn it, you're so horny! Go home and practice with your wife." Cao Lei stood on Yue Wen's side, "Let's go, there's no place to dig a hole anyway."
"You go, I'll finish these few skewers." Yue Wen didn't want the big bad wolf to pay for nothing, so he made an excuse and was planning how to return the money to the big bad wolf.
Heiba stuffed mutton skewers into his mouth as he walked, "I finally understand why you guys like to play billiards." As soon as he finished speaking, he was slapped several times by the baby on the head, and several pests responded in groups, five
Individuals chased and whizzed away.
Yue Wen slowly put mutton skewers into his mouth, but he heard a harsh brake sound coming from the street, and then six people jumped out of the car. The leader walked the fastest, but he was a gentle man.
The young man, the one with yellow hair and tattoos on the back, stood there, his muscles were beating wildly, and he was full of momentum.
"Who poured beer on my brother just now?" The gentle man gritted his teeth and looked around the barbecue stall. Cao Lei had already left, and everyone's eyes were on Yue Wen.
There were many timid people who quietly stood up to pack and check out. A middle-aged man walked too hastily and knocked a plastic table and chair into pieces.
A middle-aged man passed by Yue Wen's table and whispered, "Young man, run away!"
Yue Wen looked at him gratefully without saying anything. He was not showing off, but several people had surrounded him and he really couldn't escape.
Many local people stood at a distance. The spectators were not afraid of the big funeral. China has been indispensable for spectators since ancient times.
"Young man needs to be beaten!"
"Oh, I still look like a student, just waiting to be beaten!"
"These people are very cruel. The day before yesterday, Lao Liu, who was selling pig head meat, was beaten by these people until all his teeth were knocked out."
…
"Was it you just now?" Before Yue Wen could explain, he felt his hair being grabbed by someone. Then, his face felt hot and painful, and he couldn't help shouting, "Hey, be gentle, can you not slap me in the face?"
?You’re still trying to get rid of me by pointing at this face.” He was beaten, but there was a smile on his face, and he was very angry inside.
"Your face is not much better than that of Sun Wukong. Do you think you are Tang Monk?" The gentle boy smiled compensatingly when he saw this man being beaten. Haha, he is also a guy without muscles and bones, but he is even more arrogant. He said with a Northeastern accent.
He spoke eloquently and said, "You're such a badass, you can tell yourself what to do?" He kept nodding Yue Wen's head with his index finger.
"Brother, tell me, I'll do whatever you say." Looking at this group of arrogant people, Yue Wen stopped trying to explain, pretended to smile apologetically, and stood up.
"Haha, you're quite discerning... What you threw was wine, but actually it was my eldest brother's face, and our brothers' faces. Did you know that? Will our brothers still hang out here in the future?
"The gentle man's Da Baizi tastes very good. This is a specialty and the second language of the Spring Festival Gala."
"Then just pay for it." Yue Wen understood that this was not looking for face, but asking for money. He was worried about how to return the money to the big bad wolf, "Boss, give him two hundred yuan."
The boss was quite familiar with these people, so he quietly took out two hundred yuan and handed them over.
"Only 200 yuan? My eldest brother's face is worth 200 yuan?" The gentle young man refused, but the crowd of spectators around him burst into laughter.
Yue Wen pretended to be dumbfounded and said, "Brother, how much do you want to show your face?"
"One thousand yuan." Huang Mao, whose face was covered with acne, shouted arrogantly from behind.
"One thousand yuan? It's a bit expensive." Yue Wen took the leftover mutton skewers and walked to the barbecue stall. There was a barbecue in front and a refrigerator on the left. He was no longer surrounded by enemies. A few people just thought he wanted to heat up.
He was hot and unwary. In their eyes, this person was a man who suffered defeats and losses.
"You are amusing us, you think that is a pig face!" The gentle boy reacted immediately, and the crowd around him burst into laughter again, making his face flush with shame. Yue Wen also saw clearly at this time, between this man's eyebrows
There is a red birthmark, which may be Erlang Shen himself.
"Zhou Jun, cut him!" shouted a strong young man, whose muscles were about to bulge out from his tight shirt. Several people happened to surround Yue Wen in the middle.
Before Erlang Shen, who was known as Zhou Jun, made a move, a tall and thin water snake rushed up and slapped him across the face. While beating him, he wondered why this man had roasted the mutton.
Suddenly, Yue Wen took action. He tilted his head to avoid the attack, but the roasted black mutton skewers hit the water snake's waist directly. In the blue smoke, the water snake's waist screamed and knocked down several plastic tables one after another.
Soon after, Yue Wen put the condiment box on Shui Sheyao's face with a bang. Shui Sheyao was like entering a condiment shop, "Ah cry, ah cry," sneezes came one after another in his mouth, and tears blurred his eyes.
, but could no longer open it.
"Erfu, what do you think you can do?" Huang Mao was furious, "I have to pinch out his egg yolks and bake them to eat."
Yue Wen felt even more disgusted when he heard his dirty words, but he smiled evilly, picked up the small shovel on the barbecue stove, shoveled a few red-hot charcoal, and threw it at Huang Mao.
"Oh my god," the yellow-haired monster screamed and patted its clothes hurriedly. There were not many summer clothes, just a piece of cloth. In the blink of an eye, the red charcoal burned the skin, and a strange burning smell filled the air.
The smell was so bad that Huang Mao's hair was also burned. He was so anxious that he bowed his head and bent over, jumping around.
"Brother, I still have to do business." The owner of the barbecue stall was anxious.
As soon as Yue Wen replied, "They will pay," the muscular young man came forward again. Yue Wen hurriedly shoveled a few more pieces of red coal and said, "Watch!"
The strong boy hid in a hurry, but nothing came flying towards him. Just as he was about to step forward again, Yue Wen shouted again, making him dance in fright, but nothing came flying towards him.
"Bayu, he's playing with you, kill him." Zhou Jun shouted loudly.
Xian Bayu suddenly became jealous. Not many people dared to tease him in the past few years. Anyone who met him was not allowed to call him brother. He was about to take action in a hurry, but a shovel of red charcoal was slapped firmly on his crotch.
inside.
The big pants are not made of iron, and the lifeblood is made of flesh. The salty mackerel didn't even care about getting burned. He shouted, "Ouch, ouch, it's so wicked. Oh my god, it burned me to death." He backed up a few times.
He took a step forward and sat down on the ground, not caring about the burn, and hurriedly picking at the charcoal that was in close contact with his skin.
"Take off your pants, take off your pants." A fat boy said anxiously.