The Zhoutuan Fair has a history of 500 years. It is held on the fifth and tenth day of the lunar calendar. The fair is located in the river of Xinhe River. It spans four villages, more than 100 meters from north to south, and stretches for three kilometers from east to west. It has a car market, a grain market,
Meat market, vegetable market, seafood market, wood market, tobacco market, porcelain market, clothing market... all categories are complete.
"Shopping around the mall and climbing the Great Wall are the favorite things for the men in Furong Town!" Silkworm Chrysalis saw Yue Wen's surprised look on his face and was very proud, "Here, there are only things you can't think of, and there is nothing you can't buy."
"I want to buy Bage a wife!" Yue Wen said with a smile.
"Damn, aren't you being arrogant? My daughter-in-law is a human being," Silkworm Chrysalis said unhappily, "I'm talking about things!"
"I don't want it," Heiba slowly turned the steering wheel. The fair on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month was particularly large. The river was crowded with people, and the roads by the river were also full of stalls. "Brother, what is your status and appearance like?
Can’t find the woman?”
"Really?" Yue Wen patted the steering wheel, and the two women walking together in front turned their heads in surprise, "Oh my god, crooked nuts!"
The two white-skinned foreign beauties smiled at them, and Heiba suddenly felt half of his body go numb, "Hey, I can have this! I'll give it to you!" He rolled down the window and shouted, "hello!"
The foreign beauty's cheeks turned red from the cold, but she smiled and waved.
"Okay, stop hitting your foreign friends and drive your car. If you run over someone else's stuff, you have to pay for it yourself!" Yue Wenpi smiled and rolled up the window, almost pinching Heiba's hand, "What are you doing?
Didn't you see that I was having a meeting with foreign friends? You are sabotaging diplomatic activities!" Seeing the two beauties melting into the crowd with a smile, Heiba felt very upset.
"Come on, your English level is at most the third grade of elementary school," Yue Wen said with a smile, "Drive your car!"
"Wait!" Hei Baxiang opened the door and got out of the car as if he had discovered a new world. Silkworm chrysalis's eyes lit up and he also ran down.
"Holy shit, you really want it!" Yue Wen also laughed when he saw the things on the roadside stalls. On the roadside, next to a bunch of stalls selling steamed buns, an old man in his 70s or 80s was hawking CDs.
The content is extremely provocative.
"Is the quality guaranteed?" Silkworm Chrysalis picked up one and looked at it repeatedly.
"Don't worry, I'll be here all year round," the old man patted his chest, "There's a regular version and a high-definition version, it depends on which one you want!"
"High-definition version, high-definition version!" Heiba teased the silkworm chrysalis. The silkworm chrysalis glanced back at him and punched him, "Why don't you buy it?"
The two foreign beauties looked at them, covered their mouths and walked away with a smile.
"Brother, wasn't he leaving in a hurry? He didn't bring his wallet." Heiba smiled and patted Chrysalis on the shoulder, "Brother Chrysalis, just think that you are giving benefits to my brother today!"
"Woo——"
A piercing siren suddenly sounded, making the two of them tremble. The people going to the market around them all turned around, and the vendors also looked here.
"What are you doing?" Heiba was annoyed. The siren was coming from the Cheetah. He looked at Yue Wen, who had a sly smile on his face. "After you sabotaged diplomatic activities and then attacked the cultural industry, you swore to be the enemy of the people."
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He suddenly couldn't speak anymore. In the crowd, two beauties were staring at him. They were both tall and tall. One of them was whiter than a crooked nut, but her skin was more delicate. "Jiang Jinghua?" Silkworm's eyes widened.
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Jiang Xiaoyun also spotted Yue Wen in the car, "What are you doing?" The white down jacket was paired with a red scarf. Haha, this police beauty looks even more beautiful without the police uniform!
"Crack down on pornography!" Yue Wen jumped out of the car with a smile. When he turned around, hehe, the old man quickly rolled up the package and ran into the crowd and disappeared. "Hey, come back, come back!" Hei Ba said angrily, and the surrounding people were surrounded by people.
The people burst into laughter.
"What a coincidence, beautiful women also come to the market?" Yue Wen puffed out his chest, and standing next to Jiang Xiaoyun was Wang Feng, the daughter of the boss of Donghai Cement Factory, "Yes, oh, you are Yue——"
"Director Yue, you are now the assistant to the director of our subdistrict!" Silkworm chrysalis stared at Wang Feng with bright eyes.
"You know, don't you still guarantee our cement factory? Director Yue, when will you come to the factory to guide the work?" Wang Feng said with a smile, but did not look at the silkworm chrysalis.
Jiang Xiaoyun smiled and said nothing. Heiba came forward and said, "Beauty, it's better to meet by chance than to invite you. How did you two get here? We have a car. It's such a cold day. Come on, get in the car and talk. Today, I am yours."
Professional driver!”
Yue Wen looked at the silkworm chrysalis, walked closer to Heiba, and stepped on Heiba's toes hard, "Ouch - it's not good to help others?!" Heiba shouted reluctantly, and then smiled again, "Captain Chiang, we are destined to come thousands of miles away.
Going to the market, can you leave a phone number?"
Heiba smiled and put his hand into his trouser pocket, but then stretched his hand out of his trouser pocket again. He was still groping around all over his body without realizing it, "Hey, where's my phone?"
All he saw was a large gash several inches long on Heiba's trouser pocket. Jiang Xiaoyun smiled and said, "Have you met a thief?"
"Grandma, you are such a bear, why are you so unlucky?" Heiba then realized that his hand was stretched out of his pants, "I just bought it a year ago, no, Wen, I just threw it away when I came out to look for water, so it's considered a 'fair man'.
If you lose it, you will have to repay me later."
"I'll give you a wife," Yue Wen said with a smile. He took out the phone from his trouser pocket and made a call. After putting down the phone, he patted Heiba on the shoulder, "This thief is also well-organized. Let's go and wait on the Zhoutuan Bridge in front.
Come on."
"Ah?" Heiba blinked his beady eyes and was stunned.
"The underground world also has rules. I called the Big Bad Wolf and he asked him to go to the bridge in front and returned it to you." Yue Wen smiled and looked at Jiang Xiaoyun and Wang Feng, "Two beauties, do you want to come together?
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Jiang Xiaoyun looked at Wang Feng, and Wang Feng said cheerfully, "Let's go, it's almost time to go shopping. There are still the same things after wandering around!"
"You, go to the front." Seeing that Silkworm Chrysalis still wanted to sit in the back, Wang Feng was rude and pointed at the passenger seat in front. Silkworm Chrysalis smiled and said, "I just want to open the door for you." He sat down with a groan.
Sitting in the passenger seat, Heiba laughed softly, "Isn't it a little irritating because I didn't wipe off the oil?"
"Did you find the water?" Jiang Xiaoyun got into the car, followed closely by Wang Feng. Yue Wen closed the car door with a smile, and immediately smelled the girl's breath, and his heart moved.
"Stop here and wait to die!"
Before the car moved, a few curses suddenly came from outside the car. A Jinbei Bread parked behind the car, its horn honked loudly, and two burly men poked their heads out of the car window, holding both hands.
Holding the guy, Heiba was so surprised that he stepped on the accelerator, and the cheetah immediately jumped forward.
"Holy crap, Hong Kong movies!" Heiba said with lingering fear.
"I see, why does he look like Xiong Da Xiong Er!" Yue Wen added.
"Yes, the driver is like a bald man!" Wang Feng laughed so hard that she whispered a few words in Jiang Xiaoyun's ear, but Jiang Xiaoyun blushed, stretched out her hand and twisted Wang Feng's body, making the silkworm chrysalis greedy.
, almost drooling, "Brother Pupa, do you wish you could have a pair of hands..." Heiba saw what he was thinking, smiled and encouraged, and turned on the stereo, and Huang Jiaju's desolate and exciting voice immediately sounded in the car.
, "A pair of people who cannot be modified, bringing out the warmth that is always behind, always wordy and always paying attention, too guilty for not knowing how to cherish, indulging in the musical scale, she does not appreciate it..."
"I know that there are several ponds in front, and the water never dries up all year round," Wang Feng said with a smile, "Xiaoyun asked me several times where there is water. What did I think?"
"Okay, let's go," Yue Wen was overjoyed and looked at Jiang Xiaoyun, who was a little shy, "You are my nobles!"
"Your Excellency?" Hei Ba smiled twitchingly, "Your Excellency Jiang, who is this?" He looked at Wang Feng in the reflector.
"Your Majesty Wang!" Yue Wen laughed so hard that his shoulders shook as he introduced Wang Feng.
"Drive your car." Jiang Xiaoyun blushed, and Wang Feng picked up a book on the back seat and hit Hei Ba on the head, "You are full of feudal thoughts, but you are still a government cadre!"
"I didn't say that," Heiba said unhappy, "Yue Wen said it, why didn't you hit him?"
"I'm just going to hit you. What's going on?" Wang Feng relaxed and smiled. A burst of singing came from the stereo, "...love is infinitely generous. Please allow me to say that I really love you..."
On the Zhoutuan Bridge, the car stopped for two minutes. Sure enough, someone passed by in a hurry, and a mobile phone was thrown in from the car window. Heiba was shocked and admired again...
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As soon as the car turned a corner, I heard quarreling and scolding coming from the front, "Oh, there's a good show!" Hei Bayi hit the gas, Jiang Xiaoyun swayed, and almost fell into Yue Wen's arms. Yue Wen only felt a smile on his face.
When I felt itchy, a strand of hair crossed my face, and I couldn't help but feel a surge in my heart.
"It's a fight, it's a fight! Oh, Xiong Da, Xiong Er, and Bald Qiang are all here!" Silkworm Chrysalis shouted, and saw several vans parked in random directions, including the Jinbei Bread just now, and several people
He was using iron bars and steel pipes to smash several trucks.
Jiang Xiaoyun's face darkened, and he picked up his cell phone to call Gao Ming. He had gone from the criminal police team to Furong Street a few years ago to replace the arrested Wei Dongqing as the police station director.
"Let's go." Wang Feng said, "It's too scary."
"Look again, look again." Heiba stopped the car, and Silkworm Chrysalis also stared intently.
Several acres of fish ponds are connected together, and the diesel engine is pumping water out with a "chugging" sound. This is "fish pond building", draining the water and cleaning the mud at the bottom of the pond. Taking advantage of the Spring Festival, fish can also be eaten on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.
Sell it for a good price.
"What a pity. If this water is pumped into the river, it will create a small wetland!" Yue Wen made a "hissing" sound from his mouth, which was a pity.
"The river is full of people, how can we pump it in?" Wang Feng smiled, "Hey -" her beauty turned pale, Bald Qiang and others kicked a few people dressed as fish pond workers to the ground, holding the dick in their hands
He tried his best to greet the workers.
"Beat, beat to death, who has the final say in this fish market? Freshwater fish are fish too!" Bald Qiang said with a ferocious expression, "First remove the right leg, wait until it has grown, and then remove the left leg..."
While he was shouting, seven or eight more young men rushed over from the east diagonal, some holding pickaxes and some holding shovels. The leader was holding a wooden stick with iron pieces tied to it.
"What is this?" Heiba said with a smile.
"The saw used by carpenters is ground into a knife and tied to a stick!" Yue Wen explained, "Well, it's faster than a knife!"
Just as he was talking, the two gangs were already fighting together, "The police station has been dispatched!" Jiang Xiaoyun looked at Yue Wen, "Let me go down."
"No, how can you do it alone?" Yue Wenpi smiled, "Myna, sound the alarm!"
"Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo to to to right..." The piercing sirens sounded. The melee crowd was stunned for a moment. They looked here and saw that it wasn't a police car, so they started fighting again.
"Bago, it's time to perform meritorious service, go and pull them away!" Yue Wen patted Heiba on the shoulder, "You have successful experience in this area!" Last year, during a fight in Erneng's mine, Bago held a fire extinguisher and showed great bravery.
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"Come on, you knew you wanted me to die, why didn't you go?" He looked at Jiang Xiaoyun through the reflector, "In critical moments, I have to step forward. Brother Pupa, let's go!"
Silkworm opened the car door and shouted from a distance, "We are on the street, stop!" But no one in the crowd paid him any attention.
Heiba followed Yue Wen's example last time, smiled, picked up a stone and threw it, but it hit Xiong Er's head. Xiong Er looked here, raised his legs and rushed over.
"Get in the car!" Heiba immediately sensed danger, but the car door couldn't be opened. Yue Wenpi inside smiled and said, "Run!"
"Fuck your uncle Yue Wen, I'm such a coward, I fell for him again!" Seeing that Silkworm Chrysalis was still holding the car door, Heiba had already run away, "Stop holding it, let Yue Wen lock it!"
Although Xiong Er was strong, he ran very fast, forcing Heiba to run around the truck and gasping for breath. At this time, there was a shrill scream from the melee crowd. Xiong Er was stunned on the spot, and Heiba took the time to speak.
Look, my legs were trembling, and I saw that half of Bald Qiang’s face and his ears were cut off by a sharp saw blade!
Wang Feng nervously held Jiang Xiaoyun's hand and closed her eyes. Heiba hid behind a truck and kept knocking his upper and lower teeth. The chrysalis simply got into the back of the truck, closed the door from the inside, and entered the safe!
"Yue Wen, you gangster, you've made my brother miserable! You're not looking for water, you're looking for water!" Hei Bayi turned his head, and Yue Wen stood behind him with a smile, "I am also a leader after all, you guys
The two of you are in the vanguard, and I am sitting in the formation and holding back. No, I am here to share the joys and sorrows with you."
"Okay, the pain didn't come, the bear came." Heiba pointed to the front.