In China, there is a party that is as exciting as the Spring Festival Gala, or even more lively than the Spring Festival Gala. Not only the people who eat melons love to see it, but also the major companies that usually show off their arrogance are extremely nervous on this day.
Because this evening, CCTV will expose a number of companies with substandard product quality and dishonest operations. These companies will quickly become the focus of heated discussion among the media and audiences.
"Brother Wen, you still pay attention to 315! Why don't I seem to recognize you?" Sitting in the POLO Heiba just bought. This is a transportation tool bought by his father. It's not that he can't afford a better car.
, is to be low-key.
"You thought the five days of waiting at China Petrochemical were in vain!" Yue Wen said with a smile, "Didn't you see that I have been reading financial magazines?"
Bao Bao, Biao Zi, and Silkworm Chrysalis were crowded in the back row, feeling as uncomfortable as possible. "Wen, do you mean to find fault?" Biao Zi grabbed the back of the chair and leaned forward.
"Tch, how ugly it is to say it. Is it to restore the truth? Is it to cry out for the people?" Yue Wen raised his middle finger behind him. "I still remember that there was a product last year. I drove a QQ and had a 35-liter fuel tank.
Forty-five liters of oil?”
"There is another one. After adding 100 yuan of gas, I found out after driving two kilometers that the gas gauge needle was still in the same position!"
"I've seen this too. The poor gas station girl didn't operate it well. It's 100 yuan, idling for 9 yuan, and I'll give you an extra 91 yuan. As for her, it was idling for 91 yuan, and she added 9 yuan..."
"Well, who let them have cars?" Baobao snickered, and his tone changed, "The key is, can CCTV hear our screams? Besides, it's been a year."
"Haha, aren't we here to make news? This is not a gas station problem. This is a common problem at gas stations. People all know it, but they can only swallow it. Today we will find out all these troublesome things.
..." There are too many problems at the gas station. There are constant reports in newspapers and the people are well aware of it, but no one is supervising it or letting it go unchecked. "Whether CCTV can hear it or not is not something I can control, but
As long as I can influence the development zone!"
"Damn, I really thought I was the savior! However, I like it. After all, I am a car owner. This is a matter of personal interest. I support it!" Hei Bayi honked the horn, startling the dog on the roadside.
"Shut up!" The cell phone in Yue Wen's hand suddenly rang. He looked at the phone number and said immediately, "Haha, it's the boss's call again." He put his index finger on his lips and answered the phone, "...gas station
Put the matter aside?" Yue Wen was stunned.
"After a while, I can't make a fat man with one bite. There was a tense situation a few days ago. Now all the gas stations in the Sinopec region are on strike, and the project has been stopped. You must pay attention to the way you work, and you must be able to do things.
If you know how to do things, you should not get into trouble." Chen Jiangping directly copied Liao Xiangting's words.
"What should I do? Brother Wen?" Bao Bao came forward with concern.
"Director Chen is at a critical moment now. He is about to be promoted to secretary. He doesn't want to cause trouble at this time." Yue Wen raised his eyebrows. Everyone has selfishness. He is a saint who is selfless in his heart. Moreover, this selfishness is within the scope of understanding, and he
Not excessive.
"Then let's go back?" Heiba's car slowed down.
"Drive forward," Yue Wen pushed Hei Ba's hand, and the car slowly drove back to the main road, "One push, three again, three and all, didn't it say in the junior high school textbook? Damn it, the ancients were more aware than us.
!" Seeing that Hei Ba was hesitant, he encouraged him again, "Brother Ba, it's up to you from now on, you are our Cao GUI."
"Don't praise me yet. I'm the one who praises me, brother." Everyone laughed, but it was indeed the truth. Who asked my father to be the director? Such kind words and good looks, I have been adapting to it since I was a child.
.
"Then you don't dare anymore?" Baobao started to get angry, "You said you didn't dare to stand in front of the car, but you didn't dare to stand in front of the car. Or do you dare not do this if someone else steps forward? How about expelling you altogether?"
Taiwan Association', just kick out the community development office!"
"I don't dare?" Heiba's face was full of dissatisfaction. Everyone leaned back and the car accelerated and rushed out. "Brother Wen won't worry if someone else does this kind of thing!"
Yue Wen knew that second-generation brothers from this kind of family were not afraid of anything since they were young, because if they got into trouble, their parents would deal with it, but this matter was indeed not dangerous. If there was a risk, he would be the one to bear it in the future, "Myna"
, I know that you are a genius in this area."
"You can't even speak of a genius," Hei Ba said happily, "You have to be familiar with your hands. Didn't the junior high school textbook say that..."
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"Damn it, there's such a long queue, why don't you usually find so many private cars?" When they arrived at the gas station left by Sinopec, all the pests took a deep breath.
"With so many cars, how much does it cost to refuel for a day? If you shut down your business, you're really rich!"
"Ouch, Cao Lei, brothers, look, Cao Lei!" Heiba suddenly became happy. He saw a handsome guy under the sun, even in casual clothes, he was leaning against the car door and smoking in a cool way. Who was it if it wasn't Cao Lei?
?!
"Okay, lunch is ready!"
"Okay, someone will take care of the meal at noon!"
As soon as the words finished, I realized that they were all in the same mind, and there was another commotion.
"Captain Cao!" Baobao got out of the car first. Looking at the confused and surprised Cao Lei, he went up and pinched Cao Lei's cheeks, "Oh, I've lost weight. The food in the criminal police team is not good, or is there still no fuel?
Look how thin our Mr. Cao has become like a bolt of lightning!"
Biaozi came up and hugged Cao Lei, "Okay, my face has become thinner and my body has become stronger!"
"Di-di-di-"
Everyone at the gas station cast their eyes at POLO with disgust, and the car windows slowly lowered, revealing Heiba's treacherous fat face, "What a chance encounter in life! Captain Cao, you are indeed a brother, come on!"
We can all meet, okay, let’s have a big dinner at lunch!” They are all brothers, he was not polite and directly expressed his thoughts.
"Oh, new car! Bage is so low-key! Last night we fought the landlord, and as soon as I saw the landlord, I thought of you!" Cao Lei walked over with a smile, opened his arms, and hugged Yue Wen who got off the car, "Okay
, Okay, when people look at it, they will think that you haven’t seen each other in three years. It’s not been three weeks since the last drink!” Heiba also got out of the car and muttered.
"Haha, my eyelids have been twitching since last night, and they are still twitching now. Okay, I know why they are twitching, so I am going to lose money today!" Cao Lei smiled and gave Heiba a crutch, which hurt.
De Hei Ba kept muttering, "My flesh hurts. What can I say? Cao Lei is definitely not a generous person."
Silkworm chrysalis shouted, "Mr. Cao, you only asked me to be transferred to the criminal police team once, so what's the point? Brothers, give him a chance. I won't let him go without bloodletting at noon. I won't let him go!"
"Come on, relax with the brothers, no matter how much blood I shed, I'm willing to do it." Cao Lei looked at the little man at the front of the line, who had a pair of long-waisted leather boots, revealing his straight and slender legs, "That's it.
I am willing to bleed once a month."
"Do you have that ability?" Yue Wen also noticed that Xiaoman. She is also pretty. She is the kind of person who can be remembered at first sight in a crowd. With this head, she has enough resources to be a Victoria's Secret supermodel.
But his eyes were fierce, "Why do you look so familiar?" He couldn't remember where he had seen her before.
"Mr. Cao, this is a police car, why don't you go to another gas station?" Silkworm chrysalis got into the police car, fiddled with it a few times, and got out again.
"They are all like bears. The car can drive three miles away! Hey, myna, drive forward. Why are you getting in my police car?" Cao Lei discovered that Heiba got into the police car again, but the baby got into Heiba's car.
In that POLO, "I'm going to borrow my brother's police car."
"What are you doing?" Cao Lei said alertly. He knew these brothers very well. They all said that one Chinese person is a dragon and three people are worms. But when these brothers come together, it is like a group of monsters dancing around. They say they are monsters or evildoers.
Lightly, "This is a police car. You can't go out of your way in broad daylight."
"Haha, what you want to say is that you can go out of your way in the dark night," Bao Bao immediately caught Cao Lei's idiom, "Drive to the front, drive to the front, brother, do me a favor, I know you are our best brother!"
Even if you go to the end of the world, we will never forget you."
"Hey, stop it, don't be too busy praising me. How do you write the word 'praise'? It means you will suffer a big loss. Why do I think there is a conspiracy?" Seeing Heiba start the police car and drive slowly forward, Cao Lei felt a little a little bit.
urgent.
"It's going to start fighting later, just pull away!" The baby's smile seemed to come from his throat, hoarse and cunning, leaving no one doubting that this was a trap for him.
"Ah!" Cao Lei was really anxious, "You can't let me make mistakes. Xiaoyun has been ignoring me these past few days. If I make mistakes again, I won't survive!"
The police lights flashed, but the siren was silent. It suddenly moved forward, blocking the cars behind it. The baby drove the POLO and skillfully got stuck behind the vehicle that had refueled.
"What's so great about the police is that they have to line up!"
“The queue is so long, it’s hard to see!”
"Take a photo of it for him and post it online!"
…
The crowd was stunned for a moment, and immediately the crowd became excited and the public opinion surged. Yue Wen hugged the embarrassed Cao Lei and exclaimed, "I didn't expect that the police are so unwelcome now. Brother, please put out the lights quickly."
, this is simply causing hatred!”
Baobao jumped out of the car with a smile. Heiba had already taken the oil gun from the car in front, but as soon as the gas tank cap was opened, the long-legged man came over angrily and snatched it from Heiba's hand.
The oil gun said, "We are in a hurry to go to the crematorium! Move the car aside!"
The willow eyebrows were upturned, the almond-shaped eyes were wide open, and he was a head taller than Heiba. It was like a tigress coming down the mountain, and a female leopard attacking. A burst of good fragrance immediately suppressed the smell of gasoline. Heiba was a little confused and stared blankly.
Looking at this girl, I don't know what to say.
"You're deaf, why can't you hear?" She looked at Hei Ba with contempt, and her white finger almost touched Hei Ba's nose.
Seeing someone coming forward, the people around him immediately started cheering, "Coward, you are so cowardly!" Cao Lei said, but looked at it with interest and joked, "Sister, you are really right, his mother-in-law is
It just died yesterday, and I’m waiting to go to the funeral home!”
Yue Wen looked at the brothers standing by and didn't know what to do for a moment.
Heiba was still looking at the girl blankly, and suddenly he snatched the oil gun back. Just as the coolness was about to attack, Heiba said foolishly, "My mother told me not to talk to pretty girls!"
Everyone laughed again. This girl really wanted to be tall and presentable, but she was a bit fiercer. People around her had forgotten about jumping in line. They were cheering, whistling, and filling the gas station.
Make it more lively.
With her face red and her heart beating fast, the girl stamped her feet and stood aside angrily.
"Hurry up!" Bao Bao laughed, "Myna, you really can't tell a person's face. At the critical moment, you still have a skill!"
Yue Wen looked at Cao Lei, who was coming from behind again, "Why does this mushroom look so familiar!"
Cao Lei looked at the girl leaning on the car and joked, "So soon every village has a mother-in-law?"
Yue Wen also smiled and pushed, but he stared at Heiba closely, watching the numbers on the gas pump beating rapidly, when a pair of big hands suddenly caught Heiba's neck. When this man came from behind, no one noticed it.
"You're not allowed to jump in line. Didn't the teacher teach you that when you were in school?"
Cao Lei rushed forward and opened the big hands, "If you have something to say, say it nicely, say it nicely, and don't do anything."
"Isn't it just to jump in the queue!" Guliang stood up for Heiba, "Isn't there something going on at home?"
"Whoever has something going on at home, it's up to you whether you want him to interfere with it or not!"
Oops, this sentence is ambiguous. The girl blushed and stared again, but she simply spoke with her feet. She raised her legs and kicked her vaginal foot directly into the crotch of the man. The man immediately
He arched his back and howled.
"You deserve it!" His face was still red, but he couldn't hide the smile on his lips, and he walked aside gently.
"Hey, Bage, the two major themes of life are tolerance and waiting." Seeing that Bage was distracted and even forgot to do small tricks, Yue Wen couldn't help but remind him, "Be patient, who asked us to jump in line?"
"
"Don't talk to me about life," Heiba came back to his senses and said angrily, "You are not a person in life, and you came up with such a bad idea...Cao Lei, your mother-in-law is in the funeral parlor!"
Bao Baobao smiled and whispered, "Do business, do business, otherwise it will be in vain!"
Heiba muttered and put the oil gun back into place, but pretended to look at the numbers on the oil pump, "Brothers, that's not right!"
"What's wrong!" The baby just stood up like a compliment.
"Look, my 1.4-displacement POLO has a 45-liter fuel tank. No matter how much I refill it, it only costs 110 yuan. How did it become 135 yuan? How did my fuel tank become... fifty-five out of thin air?
Has it been promoted?!”
I was just idle, and I was waiting. Someone with something good came up from behind and said, "Hey, it's really fifty-five liters!"
"This fuel tank can't get bigger out of thin air. Well, there's something fishy in it!"
"Hey, young man, come here and give me an explanation!" Baobao shouted loudly, "Come on, brother."
"Damn it, I heard that they only left a gas station. They are even tricking their own people!" Looking at Yue Wen's "full of indignation", Cao Lei smiled. He knew what these buddies were going to do.
"It's 3.15 soon, complain to them!" Biaozi shouted loudly.