"Taking a shower? Why are you taking a shower? Are you very dirty?" Lin Yi was stunned. What kind of shower should Song Lingshan take when she comes home?
"I...I'm not dirty..." Song Lingshan was so angry at Lin Yi that she thought to herself, "Although I'm not dirty, I took a shower the day before yesterday. I slept in the office yesterday. It's inevitable that Song Lingshan is a little germy."
It's causing trouble.
It’s the first time anyway, so it has to be a little more formal, right? It would be fine if there were no conditions, but now the conditions are there, of course I have to take a shower!
"Why are you taking a bath if it's not dirty?" Lin Yi said lightly: "Didn't the makeup on your face turn white after taking a bath?"
"I...but you don't want to cultivate some interest with me first..." Song Lingshan felt aggrieved!
Naturally, she put on makeup because she wanted to have a candlelight dinner with Lin Yi first, so of course she had to pay attention to her appearance! The more beautiful she was, the more she was able to make Lin Yi's heart flutter. Then the two naturally hugged each other and kissed.
Then Song Lingshan can say, no... I'll take a shower first, and then after taking a shower, the two of us can fall on the bed naturally...
It has to be said that Song Lingshan's plan was quite perfect, but she simply had it wrong, and it was very different from Lin Yi's idea.
"Cultivation of taste? Is it necessary to cultivate taste to improve strength?" Lin Yi was stunned. This was the first time he had heard of this statement!
Looking at Song Lingshan's shy face, Lin Yi suddenly thought of something! Song Lingshan was probably wrong!
In fact, when Song Lingshan called Lin Yi and asked Lin Yi to come here to help her improve her strength, Song Lingshan more or less hinted at this idea, but Lin Yi didn't take it seriously at first, so he just threw it away.
It was in the back of his mind, but Song Lingshan's performance today made Lin Yi remember Song Lingshan's true purpose!
Song Lingshan came to find me, wouldn't she still want to use the method she used in the dungeon to improve her strength last time? That would be a bit ridiculous!
Although Lin Yi didn't know what Song Lingshan's family tradition was like, he just knew that it was a little special, but he definitely didn't believe that Song Xiaoniuer was thinking that a man could level up by touching himself! The last time he leveled up, maybe Song Lingshan herself
It hit the next level of barrier, so under those circumstances, it was inexplicably broken through!
But if you say that you can level up simply by relying on this kind of thing, then Lin Yi will definitely not believe it! Others may not have any progress after practicing hard for a lifetime, but Song Lingshan breaks through after a while? This is a bit of a joke
It’s not fun either!
"Of course... this is my first time after all..." Song Lingshan's face turned slightly red and she looked at Lin Yi's face carefully, fearing that Lin Yi would be angry and walk away!
Song Lingshan was a little annoyed. According to her investigation information, Lin Yi should be a playboy, surrounded by beautiful women, and had a girlfriend Tang Yun, but he also had an unusual relationship with Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu.
Today, Song Lingshan thought about dressing up carefully to attract Lin Yi, but unexpectedly, Lin Yi didn't seem to be attracted at all... This made Song Lingshan very confused, is she so bad?
"It's okay, it's not my first time." Lin Yi said calmly. He thought of Song Lingshan's misunderstanding, and suddenly his bad taste arose, so he planned to tease Song Xiaoniu'er.
In fact, more often than not, Lin Yi still likes the old little Hu Niuer, and it is quite interesting to quarrel with her.
"Ah... isn't this your first time? Then is your first time?" Song Lingshan was slightly startled. She thought it was Lin Yi's first time too, but now it seems that it's not! So Lin Yi's first time was Tang
Rhyme?
"The first time is me." Lin Yi said lightly.
In fact, the first person Lin Yi helped improve his strength was indeed himself!
"Uh..." Song Lingshan was stunned for a moment, and suddenly thought of a sentence she saw on the Internet, which said that most men give themselves to his hand for the first time... Could it be that Lin Yi is like this too?
That was quite explainable. Song Lingshan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but still asked hesitantly: "So this is the second time today?"
"The second time it was a dog..." Lin Yi said.
"Huh? Dog?" After hearing Lin Yi's words, Song Lingshan's eyes suddenly widened. She was so frightened that she pointed at Lin Yi and opened her mouth speechlessly! With a dog? Lin Yi is too tough, right? He actually and
Dog? Is it the real-life version of Beauty and the Beast? No, it should be a handsome boy and a female beast...
"Well, it's a dog, it's a mighty general." Lin Yi nodded and said.
"Mighty...General..." Song Lingshan almost fainted! Isn't General Mighty the dog of Chu Mengyao and Chen Yushu? That dog seems to be a male, right? Lin Yi is actually with a male dog? How is this possible? This
Isn’t it too incredible?
Song Lingshan suddenly felt a chill, and she had goosebumps all over her body. She felt that she didn't like Lin Yi a little bit... This man was too scary, wasn't he?
"Then...is there a third time?" Song Lingshan continued to ask very strongly. She is also a police officer after all. The special nature of her profession has allowed her to see many more perverted cases. So Lin Yi said these, although Song Lingshan was a little bit
The baby is nauseated, but it's still worse than those perverts who eat babies alive.
"The third time...it's Uncle Fu!" Lin Yi said expressionlessly.
"Fu...Uncle Fu..." Song Lingshan rolled her eyes and almost fainted! Uncle Fu, isn't Chu Pengzhan's driver and housekeeper? He's a man in his forties or fifties, right? Lin Yi is actually with him? Could it be that they
Are they gay? No wonder Lin Yi was with a male dog before... It turns out that the reason is here!
Song Lingshan really couldn't help it this time! It was so disgusting and perverted that she really couldn't bear it! Fortunately, the last time she was in the dungeon, she still regarded Lin Yi as the object of her fantasy, but she didn't
To think that Lin Yi would actually do such a thing!
Man and beast eat all, Song Lingshan even thought, Uncle Fu also knew General Mighty, so did the three of them play together three times?
No way, no way! Song Lingshan felt like she was going to vomit! She couldn't stand it anymore!
However, Lin Yi ignored Song Lingshan's expression and said normally: "I called Brother Jun when I was downstairs at the police station and planned to give him a try, but he was not in this city, so
Let’s forget it for now, I’ll come to you first.”
"Brother Jun...Brother Yang Huaijun?" Song Lingshan was stunned.
"Yes." Lin Yi nodded.
"Ah -" Song Lingshan screamed, she was about to go crazy, she finally couldn't bear it anymore and pointed at Lin Yi with unstoppable anger: "Lin Yi, you are so perverted and disgusting! You did that with a dog and an old man, now
I won't agree to drag Brother Yang into trouble! Just leave, I don't want to see you again!"