Lin Yi didn't expect Kang Zhaolong to be so shameless, but he couldn't say anything. He could only eat the food on the table out of sight and out of mind.
The food here is really good, maybe because everyone is hungry, they are full of praise for this kind of farm food.
Kang Zhaolong originally wanted to find some topics to chat with Wang Xinyan, but when he saw that everyone was eating and not chatting much, the atmosphere was a bit dull, and he really didn't know how to strike up a conversation!
These days, Kang Zhaolong is using his mobile phone to read a novel recommended by Kang Zhaolong, called "The Prequel of Very Pure and Ambiguous". It is said that there are many secrets on picking up girls and descriptions of interesting things about ski resorts, so he just crammed it and read it.
I came here to study it and I was really fascinated by it at first glance. I thought it was really good and the things inside were very practical!
He suddenly remembered that the male protagonist in this book liked to tell jokes to his girlfriend, which made the heroine laugh and her heart beat wildly, so Kang Zhaolong felt that he should also tell jokes to Wang Xinyan.
"Everyone must be very depressed because of what happened to the robbers just now, right? Seeing that everyone is immersed in eating and not talking, why don't I tell you a few jokes?" Kang Zhaolong said.
"Okay!" You Panhu, who was sitting not far from Kang Zhaolong, was the first to shout.
"Haha, this joke is actually a brain teaser." Kang Zhaolong smiled and turned to look at Wang Xinyan and said: "What comes out of the butt, but can still be eaten?"
"Gah?" The students present were stunned. Even You Panhu's expression was dull and disgusting. Everyone was eating, so why did you mention the thing coming out of your butt? Isn't that shit?
"Xinyan, do you know?" Kang Zhaolong didn't notice anything wrong with everyone's expressions. He was only thinking about making Wang Xinyan happy, and he didn't think much about it. He was an idiot in terms of relationships, otherwise he wouldn't be able to read books and learn techniques for picking up girls.
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"I... don't know..." Wang Xinyan was immersed in eating. After hearing Kang Zhaolong's words, her face suddenly froze and she was speechless.
"It seems that everyone doesn't know anymore, so I'll reveal the answer!" Kang Zhaolong said proudly: "The answer is - eggs! Hahahaha, eggs come out of the chicken's butt. How about it? It's fun, right? Haha.
Ha ha……"
Wang Xinyan happened to pick up a piece of egg with her chopsticks. When her hand shook, the egg fell on the table. Her face looked very weird...
"Uh..." Kang Zhaolong also noticed something was wrong. He didn't expect that Wang Xinyan was about to eat a piece of egg, and he suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "Xinyan, what I'm telling you is a joke, haha... Don't worry, keep eating... the egg.
Although it comes from the butt of a chicken, doesn’t it have a shell? There is a saying that it can be made out of mud but not stained. This is the truth..."
"Ahem...I'm full..." Wang Xinyan put down her chopsticks, but Kang Zhaolong lost her appetite at all.
Lin Yi picked up a piece of egg and put it in his mouth indifferently. He glanced at Kang Zhaolong lightly: "Are you done?"
"Uh... I'm done..." Kang Zhaolong's heart skipped a beat for no reason. Although he didn't believe that Lin Yi dared to do anything to him in public, Lin Yi's flat tone just now made Kang Zhaolong involuntarily nervous.
"Eat quickly after you finish talking!" Lin Yi took a bottle of corn juice and handed it to Wang Xinyan: "Drink some corn juice, you haven't eaten much..."
"Oh..." Wang Xinyan took the corn juice. She did not take a few mouthfuls before Kang Zhaolong lost her appetite.
Kang Zhaolong was a little annoyed. It seemed that he had just been hit on the head and was a little confused. He said something that made Wang Xinyan unhappy. He didn't dare to say anything more. He could only shut up and sit aside and eat.
thing……
Su Lengzi is the gangster leader near the ski resort. He takes his two younger brothers, Ada and Aer, around the ski resort every day when he has nothing to do, collecting protection fees from nearby businesses. He enjoys teasing and teasing pretty girls every day.
This is not the other!
Of course, the reason why Su Lengzi was able to thrive here and the ski resort did not take any measures was because he had a good uncle. His uncle was the general manager of the ski resort and turned a blind eye to his nephew's behavior.
Turning a blind eye, the merchants in this ski resort are already making a lot of money anyway, and being blackmailed by my nephew will not prevent me from not paying the rent for the second year.
As long as there are no problems on the books, the chairman of the group is unlikely to pay attention to the details of such a tourist resort and ski resort.
Today, Su Lengzi and his two younger brothers came to enjoy the autumn breeze at the farmhouse restaurant where Lin Yi and others were staying. However, seeing that the restaurant was packed today, Su Lengzi's face suddenly became ugly!
"Ah Da Ah Er, go and make a table for me!" Su Lengzi ordered his two thugs.
"Yes, Brother Lunzi!" Ah Da and Ah Er quickly responded, and then began to choose a target.
And when Ah Da and Ah Er were choosing their targets, Su Lengzi's eyes were not idle, and they suddenly fell on Wang Xinyan! This is a first-rate beauty. Su Lengzi's preference was to hit the autumn wind and tease beauties.
So when Su Lengzi saw Wang Xinyan, his eyes suddenly lit up!
"Wait!" Su Lengzi waved his hand, signaling Ah Da and Ah Er to postpone their actions.
"Brother Lunzi, what's wrong?" Ada asked quickly.
"There are beauties!" Su Lengzi pointed at Wang Xinyan's table and said.
Although Han Jingjing is also a little beauty, she was still playing with her tablet while eating. She lowered her head, but Su Lengzi didn't see it. Besides, Wang Xinyan was the first one his eyes saw. He had the first impression, and the others were left to him.
Automatically ignored!
Su Lengzi walked up behind Wang Xinyan with a smile and looked around. On one side was Lin Yi and on the other was Kang Zhaolong. Although Su Lengzi was called Su Lengzi, he was not stupid. Seeing that Lin Yi was intact, Kang Zhaolong
My face is full of wounds, so I picked the weak one and pinched it!
"Young girl, you look good! I like it!" Su Lengzi teased Wang Xinyan, then slapped Kang Zhaolong on the back of the head and shouted: "Boy, stand up for me!"
"Hiss... I'm so stupid!" Kang Zhaolong had a big blood bag on the back of his head. Although he had applied medicine, it had not completely disappeared. When Su Lengzi slapped him, he grimaced in pain and jumped up to glare.
Look at Su Lengzi!
He was already aggrieved enough before. Several real robbers beat him up. He didn't understand the situation, so he got beaten in vain. He couldn't find anyone to take revenge. After being scolded by Lin Yi, Lin Yi, he
I don't dare to provoke him, so I can only endure it.
But after being slapped on the head by a gangster, Kang Zhaolong finally couldn't bear it anymore! (To be continued...)
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