"Hey, Xiao Liangzi? What's going on?" Chen Yushu had just arranged the next plan and was thinking about how to deceive Zhong Pinliang. Zhong Pinliang just threw himself into the trap. He is really a good person!
"Xiao Shu, do you know about the fight between Lin Yi and me before?" Zhong Pinliang asked tentatively.
"Sparring? What kind of sparring?" Chen Yushu asked confusedly, pretending not to know.
"Haha, that's it!" Zhong Pinliang was overjoyed when he heard that Chen Yushu didn't know about it, and quickly explained: "I held a competition here. In order to test whether I can become a qualified bodyguard for you and Yaoyao, I
A competition rule was set up. Whoever knocks me down will be rewarded with a thousand yuan! Of course, this is also for ordinary people, such as practitioners, of course it won’t work, so I will definitely take action..."
When Zhong Pinliang said this, he deliberately gave Chen Yushu a vaccination to pave the way for what would happen next. However, what he didn't expect was that Chen Yushu would actually agree with what he said!
"Yes, yes, you are a fool if you don't take action when you encounter a cultivator!" Chen Yushu said in agreement.
"Uh...right..." Zhong Pinliang secretly smiled bitterly, so you say I am an idiot? But in order to discredit Lin Yi, idiots will be idiots. He continued: "But I didn't expect that Lin Yi suddenly came back and directly threw me on the stage.
I beat him down and asked me for a thousand yuan. Do you think this is irritating? As a cultivator, can he follow the same rules as ordinary people? Isn’t this a lie? And I asked him to continue to compete with me, and he
But he took the money and left, how shameless!"
"Oh, I know about this!" Chen Yushu said: "Neither Sister Yaoyao nor I saw your competition, this does not count, even if you compete, it must be what we personally witnessed with our own eyes.
Below, otherwise it won’t count!”
"Yes, yes!" Zhong Pinliang was overjoyed after hearing Chen Yushu's words: "Yes, that's it. The game without you two doesn't count. His cheating is only temporary. Then the real game will begin.
Let’s see how he still behaves!”
"But Xiao Liangzi, I don't have time to talk to you about these things now. I'm very busy now!" Chen Yushu interrupted Zhong Pinliang and said.
"Ah? Sister Xiao Shu, what are you busy with?" Zhong Pinliang asked flatteringly: "Do you need my help?"
"No need, Sister Yaoyao feels a little uncomfortable. She seems to have a cold. She is lying on the bed. I have to take care of her!" Chen Yushu said.
"Ah? Yaoyao has a cold? Is it okay?" Zhong Pinliang rolled his eyes and asked quickly: "Do you need me to go see and help?"
"No, you can't come in the girls' dormitory either!" Chen Yushu said.
"Ha, if others can't get in, why can't I get in?" Zhong Pinliang curled his lips. He had already inquired about it a long time ago. The female dormitory aunt is bullying and afraid of the strong. As long as she gets some benefits in private, he can get through unimpeded!
"That's not necessary, right? Isn't it inconvenient?" Chen Yushu said hesitantly: "Sister Yaoyao is only wearing pajamas..."
After hearing this, Chu Mengyao glared at Chen Yushu angrily, and thought to herself, you didn't ask me to wear it? Besides, my pajamas are very tight, okay? I covered everything that should be covered, and I was still lying on it.
Inside the quilt!
"Huh? Pajamas?" Zhong Pinliang almost drooled when he heard this. However, in order to cover up his appearance, Zhong Pinliang quickly said seriously: "What's the inconvenience? I will become your bodyguard soon. Is it possible in the future?
You don’t wear pajamas at home anymore? Just wait, I’ll be there right away!”
"No, please don't come..." Chen Yushu's tone suddenly changed from the previous refusal to welcome to a firm refusal.
However, Zhong Pinliang was so confused that he could no longer hear the change in Chen Yushu's words. He said directly: "Wait for me, I will be there soon!"
"No, no... don't come..." Chen Yushu said and hung up the phone.
"Pfft..." Chu Mengyao heard that Chen Yushu hung up the phone, and she almost stopped laughing: "Xiao Shu, your performance of refusing to welcome is quite similar? Tell me, do you want to practice by yourself if you have nothing to do?
, Are you ready to seduce Lin Yi?"
"No way...am I not practicing for sister Yaoyao..." Chen Yushu stuck out her tongue.
"For me? What does it have to do with me?" Chu Mengyao's face turned red, she thought of something, glared at Chen Yushu and went to prepare? Zhong Pinliang will be here soon!"
"Oh oh oh oh, I'll get ready!" Chen Yushu quickly ran out of the dormitory holding the washbasin.
As for Zhong Pinliang, after hanging up the phone, he said to Gao Xiaofu: "Take these things and go back and wait for me. I'm going to find Chu Mengyao!"
"Brother Liang, don't you need me to help?" Gao Xiaofu asked carefully.
"You're helping? You're helping me!" Zhong Pinliang glared at Gao Xiaofu angrily: "Didn't you hear that Yaoyao is wearing pajamas? What are you doing there? And it's a girls' dormitory, why are there so many people there? That's not the case then.
It’s not easy to get in!”
"Oh, okay..." Gao Xiaofu actually didn't mean to see Chu Mengyao wearing pajamas. He just wanted to go to the dormitory to see if there were any other beauties, and maybe he could have an affair. But that's definitely not possible now.
Zhong Pinliang did not agree with him to go at all, so he could only hold the pile of banners back to the dormitory and wait for Zhong Pinliang to return.
Zhong Pinliang said goodbye to Gao Xiaofu, and ran towards Chu Mengyao's dormitory building in three or two steps. He had already found out Chu Mengyao's dormitory number. When he entered, Zhong Pinliang said to the janitor, he
My girlfriend was sick and needed urgent care, so she secretly gave the aunt another hundred yuan. After checking the dormitory number and name Zhong Pinliang mentioned, the aunt found that there was no problem and let him go.
Zhong Pinliang trotted all the way to Chu Mengyao's dormitory door. He was about to knock on the door, but when he saw that the dormitory door was unlocked and ajar, he felt happy and reached out to push the door open.
Just rush inside!
He still had a little hope in his heart. If he rushed in so suddenly, he might see some ambiguous scenes!
However, the wish is good, but the reality is cruel. Zhong Pinliang entered the dormitory and saw nothing. He only felt that a water basin fell from the sky, and the sewage in it splashed directly on his face. Fortunately, he reacted quickly and dodged in time.
Turn it on, otherwise all this dirty water will be poured into your neck!
"What is this? What's going on?" Zhong Pinliang wiped the dirty water on his face, sneezed, and asked confused...)
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