Ceres Ye burped from wine and said, "Apprentice, what are you going to have for dinner?"
Yan Xi saw sweat on his forehead and whispered: "Disciple, make crispy pork belly tonight!"
Ceres Ye said a few very good words, picked up a beer, and went to the top of the mountain to enjoy the breeze.
Yan Xi practiced with his master for seven or eight days, and he lived a fulfilling life every day.
In order to satisfy the master's desire, he has followed the food bloggers on several video platforms one by one, and watched the famous online chef's teaching videos in a daze.
He now looks at every internet celebrity chef and wants to kidnap him...
It's pity that he is a decent online writer and a literary person after all, but he actually...
No more talking.
Ceres Leaf went to the top of the mountain, and Yan Xi traveled back to modern society and went shopping like crazy. Fortunately, he had some money now. If the economic situation was still the same as before, relying on the money from street manuscripts and the financial support of his girlfriend, he would be in a difficult financial situation.
Ceres Ye must have a high level of experience in eating instant noodles. At most, he can add a ham expert, no more.
Can't afford eggs!
A teacher who is fed instant noodles will definitely not be so kind.
Yan Xi traveled back in time and looked at the food all over the floor. He wanted to go somewhere and ask a question. In the wilderness, with water and electricity but no shortage of food, which internet celebrity chef would be the most economical to kidnap?
The list is as follows: Wang Gang, Li Ziqi, Huanong Brothers, Lao Fan Gu, Country Food Uncle, Nan Xiang doesn’t like to eat...
If the answer is informative, a copy of the secret method of cultivating immortals will be provided.
Yan Xi pressed his molars, crushed the urge to complain, and got busy. He even felt that he was good enough to start a new book, "The Story of a Chef's Cultivation of Immortality", in which the protagonist uses delicious food to please the beautiful master...
Nowadays, it is no longer popular to be apprenticed to old men, it is popular to be apprenticed to female immortal emperors, so we cannot write about teachers like Na Yunsou.
Yan Xi had just finished processing the ingredients when he heard Ceres Ye's voice floating down: "It's starting again. When you are cooking, don't forget to observe and gain experience."
In front of Yan Xi, a light and shadow like a bright mirror suddenly appeared. Inside were two brothers, Xie Meihua and Xie Hesun, fighting fiercely with several people wearing red robes and manipulating flames.
Yan Xi remembered that Bai Yue had mentioned the three fire gods who were also mentioned in the story line, and secretly thought: "I have to get some fire extinguishers."
These disciples of Sanhuo Shenjun are all impulsive people with oil in their brains. The lines they say do not make sense and are nonsense. They all mean the same thing: "These sluts are good, we
I want to have some fun."
Although Xie Meihua is romantic, she still wants to be shameless. How can she be willing to give in?
It's a pity that the Yinshan Sect's spells happened to be restrained by the three fire god monarchs. Her magic power was not higher than that of the other party, and she could counterattack the opponent.
, he is not even qualified to intervene in the fight, his face is burnt with oil, he looks like a fellow chicken!
Yan Xi looked at it for a while and thought to himself: "This level of fighting is not good! If I had their magic power, I would never use this tactic. I would do this and this again..."
"Forget it, I'm not interested in Xie Meihua."
"If I were Xie Meihua, how could I fight? I would wince at the scene, dance an Argentine tango, and shake my legs for them..."
"As the saying goes, conspiracy is impermanent and you don't know how to die."
"You have to outsmart me."
Yan Xi secretly formulated several destructive tactics and sighed. He was still a baby with the seventh level of breathing and breathing skills, even worse than Xie Hesun.
"If I want to participate in the martial arts fight, I still have to practice hard for several years!"
"I heard from Teacher Liang Mengxia that if you want to master the swordsmanship of controlling a sword for a hundred steps, it will take at least several decades. If you want to integrate the body and sword, even if there is a true inheritance, it will take hundreds of years of hard work..."
"Yan Po didn't mention it, but he seems to have been a disciple for seventy years before he could combine his body and sword."
"After dinner, I have to ask Teacher Gu Shenye how many years it took him to practice swordsmanship. How many years does it take for me to practice swordsmanship with my qualifications?"
Although several of Sanhuo Shenjun's disciples had mediocre tactics and mediocre fighting skills, they relied on their large numbers and brute force to overpower Xie Meihua and Xie Hesun.
Seeing this group of people capture the siblings alive, the next story must be more exciting, but the mirror-like light and shadow dissipated.
Yan Xi hurriedly shouted: "Master, what's behind?"
Gu Shenye coughed lightly and said: "It's not suitable for you later, so hurry up and cook."
Yan Xi collected his thoughts angrily and said to himself: "If you don't want to look at it, there's nothing good to see!"
"If you put this kind of plot in an online article, readers will scold you for being too clumsy and ask you to unsubscribe!"
"Today's online readers don't like to read this at all."
"There was an old author who wrote a book in which a fairy appeared and the main character was in a purely romantic relationship. He was reported to the police more than a thousand times..."
Yan Xi finally understood why the Xie family brothers got involved with Sanhuo Shenjun's disciples, and thought to himself: "Next time we meet, I will strike first..."
"Pointing at Xie Hesun, he shouted with a look of horror, don't come over!"
"You will definitely be able to avoid the crisis."
"Damn it, it seemed like someone's moral integrity was broken just now."
Yan Xi had just finished making the crispy pork belly, and Ceres Leaf strolled down from the top of the mountain with a cigarette in his hand. He said with a smile: "I haven't been able to practice with peace of mind these days. I don't need you to serve me as a teacher. Go."
Meditate over there!”
If he didn't respect his teacher enough, Yan Xi would most likely shout angrily: "Master, my apprentice is not a goblin, but you are a real dog!"
"Is there ever a time when you would force an apprentice to leave the table when you are eating?"
"It's not like we don't have enough food."
He walked aside angrily, sat down cross-legged, and before he could use the Snow Mountain Breathing Technique, he heard Gu Shenye say: "Master is giving you instructions. There are countless temptations on the road to building a road. You must withstand the temptations."
Yan Xi thought for a while and said: "What the Three Fire Lord's disciples and Xie Meihua are doing now are more tempting. Master, do you want to use that to test your disciple's concentration?"
Ceres God Ye grabbed a piece of crispy pork belly, took a big bite, and pretended not to hear anything from his apprentice.
Yan Xi took out a can of Red Bull, drank a few sips, and calmed down his emotions. Although he was angry, Gu Shenye was right, a cultivator should be calm and calm at all times.
Soon he entered a state of concentration and began to practice the Snow Mountain Breathing Technique.
Gu Shenye has a lot of teaching experience and knows the principle of only focusing on essence. Therefore, these days, apart from the Snow Mountain Breathing Technique, he will not explain any Taoist methods to Yan Xi, and also prohibits him from practicing any magic or martial arts.
Compared with Liang Mengxia, who had to concentrate on learning dry mountain piles and other things, Yan Xi's practice was indeed much faster, and there was no delay because he thought he had to change his tricks and prepare delicious food for the teacher.
When Gu Shenye saw his apprentice starting to practice, he rubbed his fingers, and the mirror-like brilliance lit up again, and Xie Meihua shouted: "Don't come over here!"