Chapter 418 Giant King Kong, why can't you know anything?
King Kong! Fart.
Giant King Kong, dance to the Compendium of Materia Medica.
Giant King Kong, why can’t you do anything?
After watching too much about Pangyun, Yan Xi summoned Luo Po Na, but he couldn't help but follow the same example and summon Ju Ling Gong. Poor Ju Ling Gong and Luo Po Na were not the same species, so how could they jump to the Compendium of Materia Medica? Luo Po Na could sense the brain sounds emitted by Yan Xi.
Dianbo. Yan Xi said that when dancing to the Compendium of Materia Medica, they would simultaneously receive the scenes of the girls from station B dancing, so they could learn it in one go.
Where does Julinggong have this function?
As for farting?
Although modern scientific research shows that most turtles can fart, it is not a commonly used skill, and the Giant Spirit Man is not very skilled at it.
Crab-faced Vajra has a pale complexion, and he doesn't know the skills that even the giant spirit master can't do. He is most afraid of being remembered and is anointed, so he tries his best to hide in the Buddha's light of Monk Ku, for fear of being called out by Monk Ku to perform his talents.
Qing Luo Gong's face was as pale as dirt, and her acting talent was a pain that she could not erase throughout her life.
When she was still a little goblin in her early years, Qingluo Gong was taken into the palace by a certain deceased great goblin. Like other female goblins, she would perform songs and dances for the guests whenever they had nothing to do.
This experience of being born into a snail has always been regarded as a great shame and humiliation by Qingluo Gong.
She had always thought that if she succeeded in cultivating the Demon Lord, she would no longer have to perform songs and dances for others. Who would have thought, but she still couldn't escape.
Yan Xi couldn't stand it anymore and said: Disciple Pangyun, don't give random orders. How can Lord Juling dance?
He shook his body, released Miao Jialuo, and said: Miao Jialuo, if you sing a song for us, you don't have to be a hero!
Several Luobana who knew how to play musical instruments followed Miao Jialuo out of the void, singing and dancing, bouncing the pipa, and playing the jade flute. Miao Jialuo did not use a microphone, gently cut his throat, and sang an Internet celebrity song that was soul-stirring and melodious.
The ancestors of Tongshan were dumbfounded when they saw Yan Xi and the others playing such tricks, and thought to themselves: In order to maintain the image of an ancestor, where can I have the opportunity to watch such singing and dancing?
In fact, how is Miao Jia Luo singing? Because the cultures of the two worlds are different, Tongshan Patriarch cannot appreciate it, but several Luo Po Na are wearing cool Buddhist robes and dancing gracefully. They have all been influenced by the authentic two-dimensional culture, and they are not A
Yinjie's classical singing and dancing can be compared.
Even the ancestor of Tongshan couldn't bear it and said hurriedly: This kind of singing and dancing is unsightly. Old friend Nayun Sou, are you okay with watching this?
There was a lot of contempt in the words.
Nayun Sou snorted and said: Don't do this kind of singing and dancing, your uncle Tongshan can't stand it.
Yan Xi thought for a while and said: Miao Jialuo, let’s talk about a talk show.
Miao Jialuo looked melancholy, like a bird, and smiled awkwardly, just like Norah. He said on the spot: I want to rebel against the three customs!
Only then did Yan Xi realize that it was okay for these things to copy songs and dances, but their originality was too poor.
The talk show is called De Yunxiu. If Miao Jialuo is fat, Yan Xi can't even tell whether she is Yue Yunzhi Peng or Li Xuezhi Qin.
Nayun Sou and Tong Shan looked at each other in confusion. When Miao Jia Luo was talking about De Yun Xiu, the few Luobana behind were still dancing, and the two old men who looked at them were a little angry.
Nayun Sou said: Disciple, don't show any talent. Quickly get something to drink for your uncle Tongshan.
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Yan Xi immediately took a large can of the fruit and vegetable juice that he was reluctant to drink, and handed it to Tongshan Patriarch and Nayun Sou, making the two old men drink it until they became ecstatic and doubtful about life.
It doesn't taste good, but it doesn't taste good. What does it taste like?
Pangyun sacrificed the Giant Spirit King, but he didn't know what to do. He asked: Junior Brother Ku, what do you usually ask the Crab-faced King Kong to do?
Monk Ku thought for a while and said: Chant the sutra!
Pangyun thought for a while and said to the giant King Kong: You should also recite the sutra! Don't recite it today, recite it when I am in a bad mood.
Ju Linggong was startled and thought to himself: When you are in a bad mood, if I recite sutras, I am afraid that you will be used as a vent for anger.
Pangyun was discussing with Monk Ku whether he should do it or not. No one had any idea.
If something is going to happen, watch a fight to protect the driver. Anyway, junior sisters and senior disciples may also have this thing in the future. When eating, drinking, and smoking, watching a fight to protect the driver is not better than being in a daze when nothing happens?
Just when Monk Ku felt that this was not reliable, he heard thunder rolling high in the sky and ten demons flying towards him.
He wiped his sweat and shouted: Master, master, the monster is here again.
Yan Xi shouted: "Don't be afraid, we are still using cheating tactics. I don't think they know that there are companions who have been trained as escorts and will not be wary of this strategy."
Pangyun shook his sleeves and took away the Giant Spirit Gong, and by the way, he also took away the Young Master's Qingluo Gong. Monk Ku also took away the Crab-faced King Kong.
The two of them came up to Nayun Soo. Nayun Soo thought about it and used his magic power to collect their two disciples. The enemy Tongshan Patriarch said: Let's continue!
Yan Xi shouted: Atu Ye, this time it’s your turn to lure the enemy.
Atu Ye flew out, and Yan Xi shouted from the ground: Uncle Master, why did you snatch the Fish-Dragon Dance Fan away?
He called out a few times, but saw ten demons flying in at once. He ignored Atuye at all. A tall demon master held a treasure in his hand. He sneered and said: No matter how clever the strategy is, it will not work.
It cannot be used every time.
Yan Xi shouted: Are you saints?
Don't want to eat this trick?
Seeing that Yan Xi's strategy was no longer effective, Nayun Sou released Pangyun and Monk Ku, and together they rode the escape light and took off into the sky.
Yan Xi did the math and sighed, taking Yunsou, Tongshan Patriarch, him and his two disciples, plus three escorts, Qingluo Gong couldn't count for the time being, and only eight people were still fewer than the other party.
These demon clan princes refused to separate and stared at them, and Yan Xi was unable to do anything.
The two sides fought and left. After all, Yan Xi's side was not too disadvantaged by the number of people. Na Yunsou and Pangyun each wielded their swords, and sometimes turned around to fight. The ancestor of Tongshan even relied on the strength of Tongshan to fight.
A few monsters.
The two sides slowly moved from land to sea.
Yan Xi was worried at first. Wouldn't it be bad if he encountered other big monsters in the sea? Nayunsou saw through his worries and said: Duke Sanbaik sent more than twenty monster clan princes out to look for fish, dragons, dancing fans, and now.
Almost all the big monsters in the sea are on the road, but the sea is a little safer.
Yan Xi thought about it and found that it was indeed the case. As long as he didn't meet Sanbaigong, there were no demon masters in the sea now. Even if there were still, they might not be invited by Sanbaigong before, so they might not take action in the future.
Many great monsters of the sea tribe sleep in deep sleep at the bottom of the sea, often not appearing for hundreds of years, and their temperament is quite stable.
Yan Xi followed Nayun Sou and rarely took action. Among this group of people, he had the worst swordsmanship. Even Monk Ku was better than him. He didn't want to use Buddhist magic. After all, he would use Buddhist magic in front of his master.