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Chapter 137 Crazy Luo Ruoxi!(1/2)

Seeing him standing still with a strange expression on his face, Master Wu couldn't help but look over: "Master Zhang, is there something wrong with this seal?"

In his impression, the Dean Zhang in front of him has always been calm and steady, and his expression remains unchanged no matter what happens. But with this expression now, it must be that something big and difficult to solve must have happened.

"Oh, it's nothing, I just feel a little strange..."

The corner of his mouth twitched, Zhang Xuan said no more, walked forty meters away, and then waved to everyone: "Everyone, don't be busy practicing, let's discuss how to lift this seal and enter the portal!"

"Master Zhang, have you found a solution?"

Everyone walked over in unison, their eyes shining brightly.

"I thought of one, but..."

After scratching his head, Zhang Xuan knew that what he saw was too unbelievable and he couldn't say it out loud, so he had to say: "Which one of you has Qingshen Spiritual Liquid on you?"

"Qingsui Spiritual Liquid?"

Everyone was stunned and looked at each other in bewilderment.

Green Spiritual Liquid is the scientific name for the urine of holy beasts. It seems not so vulgar. Normal practitioners will bring some of this stuff with them. When going out for trials, they can outline the range and prevent the harassment of spiritual beasts at night...

When Zhang Xuan and Doctor You Xu fought to the death, they forced each other to drink this, which made him so depressed that he almost vomited blood and died on the spot.

"This ruins is very ancient. I thought... there should be no holy beasts, so I didn't prepare this thing..."

"Me too, I prepared a can before, but as I became stronger, I felt it was useless, so I kept pretending, which was an insult to politeness, so I threw it away!"

"Our Battle Master Hall never uses this thing. If there are spiritual beasts attacking you, just kill them. If you kill too many, naturally no one will come to cause trouble..."



Everyone shook their heads.

Almost all of the people who came here this time were well-known and distinguished people. Han Xu, the president of the Qingyuan Empire's Array Masters Guild, Wu Rufeng, the famous Muyuan Seven-Star Master! Wu Tianqiong, Shen Pingchao, Wu Ran, the deans of the three major colleges...

In addition, almost no one in the Battle Master Hall has the habit of carrying the urine of holy beasts with them, so when asked this question, everyone was a little confused.

"Didn't bring it?"

Rubbing his eyebrows, Zhang Xuan glanced at Luo Ruoxi who was not far away.

The girl gritted her teeth angrily: "I didn't bring one either!"

"Okay! Since everyone didn't bring them..."

Seeing that no one had brought them with them, Zhang Xuan shook his head, rubbed his brows, flipped his wrist, and a pile of pots and pans appeared on the ground. He looked over with a helpless expression: "Then... pee yourself!"

"puff!"

Everyone staggered at the same time, feeling like vomiting blood.

You're looking for Qingsui Spiritual Liquid to make us pee...Do you want the turn of events to be so quick?

Moreover, everyone is a respectable person, so they just pee... everyone looks crazy and wants to go crazy.

"Move quickly, and come as much as possible. Whether you can break the seal depends on how much you provide..."

Ignoring the confusion on everyone's faces, Zhang Xuan waved his hand.

"I……"

Everyone felt that their faces were turning green and they were really about to cry.

"Alright, each person takes a tool according to their own situation..." Zhang Xuan pointed to the pots and pans on the ground.

These things were found from the storage rings of the Foreign Spirit Tribe people. They should be their cooking tools. They are very clean and are perfect for serving.

"All right!"

Seeing that he looked serious and didn't look like he was deliberately causing trouble, everyone looked at each other and nodded at the same time, gritted their teeth, and each took a container.

Hoo ho ho!

In the blink of an eye, everyone was gone.

They don't want to collect urine in front of so many people...it's too embarrassing.

Only Zhang Xuan and Luo Ruoxi were left in the square.

"Ahem, here's this for you..." Seeing that the girl hadn't taken it yet, Zhang Xuan hesitated for a moment, took a cup from the ground and handed it over.

"you……"

Luo Ruoxi gritted her teeth so hard that they were about to break. She looked at the guy in front of her coldly and wanted to slap him to death.

"What's wrong?" Seeing her unhappy expression, Zhang Xuan held his chin and frowned: "Is it too young? Then... I'll give this to you!"

After saying that, he reluctantly handed over a large basin in his hand.

"roll!"

Almost going crazy, Luo Ruoxi roared and felt like she would explode at any moment.

No matter where she goes, she is a goddess, a being that others admire, but this guy actually brought a cup to herself... What's even more disgusting is that he also handed over a basin!

Do you think I can get them all?

Believe it or not, I will kill you right now...

"If you don't pee, you won't pee. Why are you so angry..."

Unexpectedly, the other party refused to accept the kindness and told him to get out. Zhang Xuan looked aggrieved.

"you……"

Luo Ruoxi is really crazy.

All this time, he had no big expression on anything, like an oil painting, and he seemed like an outsider, but... ever since I met this guy, I would be almost mad to death every time, and all my composure was completely destroyed.

.

"Okay, I'm leaving..."

Seeing that if he continued talking, the girl would definitely explode in half. Zhang Xuan turned around and ran away.

Seeing him leaving, Luo Ruoxi still felt furious. Just when she wanted to catch this guy and beat him up, she heard a panicked voice not far away.

"I have nothing and what should I do if I can't urinate?"

Turning around to look, he saw Jin Yuan Ding, moving around anxiously, as if he was observing himself to see if he could solve this problem. At first glance, he was even more anxious and about to cry.

"Don't leave, who can lend me one...and, master, can you cast one for me..."

"..."

Luo Ruoxi has a black streak on her head.

What kind of people have I met...



Not knowing why the girl was angry, Zhang Xuan found a place where no one was around and was ready. He was about to get some for himself when he suddenly slapped his forehead.

"Why am I so stupid..."

The next moment, he disappeared on the spot and entered the thousand ant hive.

"Come all over here..."

Suspended in the air, Zhang Xuan shouted loudly.

Hoo ho ho!

In the blink of an eye, many holy beasts blooming inside flew over.

Knowing the danger of the ruins this time, when I returned to the Academy of Famous Teachers, I deliberately brought more of them, including the Purple Sun Beast, the nine kings of Yunwu Ridge, and those from the Sanctuary, which totaled hundreds of them.

"Pee some for me..."

He took out a pile of pots and pans again and handed them to the beasts.

"roar?"

"roar!"

Although the beasts were confused, the other party was their master and they did not dare to disobey him. They all took a big basin and turned around.

I was so angry for a while.

It didn't take long before each beast came over carrying a large basin. The least one weighed more than ten kilograms.

These holy beasts are several meters tall and huge. If you really want to pee, the number will be surprising.

"good!"

Seeing that these guys were really powerful, Zhang Xuan nodded with satisfaction, grabbed it with his palm, and all the large basins of green spiritual liquid were gathered together, filling a large bucket, nearly more than two thousand kilograms.

"Okay, let's all go and rest!"

Waving his hand, Zhang Xuan ignored these guys and flew out from the Thousand Ant Hive with a sway of his body.

When I returned to the square again, I saw that many people had flown back, and they were the people from the Battle Master Hall.

"This is what you want!"
To be continued...
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