Master Duan didn't know when he had crouched far away. He waited until the frightened Shen Guang stepped back and took a breath before asking doubtfully.
"General Shen, what did you say you saw?"
"Well, Shen saw the white buttocks... who of you fucking laugh again! I'm not blind."
Shen Guang was obviously a little angry. Shen Guang was sure that there was nothing wrong with his eyes.
Master Duan glanced at the vent thoughtfully and was about to say something.
Qian Jie, one of the three heroes known as the Palace Envoy Ying together with Shen Guang and Mai Mengcai, jumped over and strode forward with a lit fire in his hand.
"I'll go take a look. Qian's eyes must be better than yours."
"Is there any problem?" Qin Qiong came over and saw the strange expression on Master Duan's face, and asked curiously.
Master Duan tried hard to control the muscles on his face, trying to keep himself calm and calm.
"It's possible that when I administered the medicine, someone happened to be pooping inside..."
"???"
"Damn, it stinks so much!"
Ahead, Qian Jie had already lied down, fanning the air in front of his mouth and nose with his hand, and moved the fire stick into the passage.
"What did you see?!" This was the shout of Mai Mengcai, another Yingying Sanying of the Palace Envoy.
Qian Jie, who had excellent eyes, widened his eyes with a ferocious expression, then rolled and crawled back again and again, pointing angrily in the direction of the vent and yelling.
"Damn it, there's shit in there!"
“!!!!!”
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After hearing the news that the army had rushed into the city and taken control of all key departments, even the puppet imperial palace had been occupied, and that Queen Xiao was safe.
Yang Qian couldn't stay any longer. With all the civil and military efforts to persuade him to no avail, he had no choice but to let Yang Qian, who was wearing heavy armor and surrounded by elite soldiers, enter Tan City.
At this moment, a large number of prisoners of war were being escorted out of Tancheng through the east gate and west gate. Yang Qian entered directly from the north gate.
The county government office of Tancheng, or the puppet imperial palace of Tan State, is located just in the north of the city.
It didn't take too long for Yang Qian to arrive in front of this pseudo-imperial palace.
From the Jingnan Army soldiers guarding outside the puppet palace, they learned that Qin Qiong and others were searching for the Yuwen brothers inside the puppet palace.
A strong sense of responsibility made Yang Qian stop the idea of continuing south to see Empress Xiao, and instead turned around and jumped off the horse.
Surrounded by the high-spirited Zhili, Li Shimin, Su Dingfang and others, they walked quickly towards the Puppet Imperial Palace.
He really hoped that he could see Yu Wenhuaji and Yu Wenzhiji at the first time, the two bastards who caused such chaos in the world.
Yang Qian had just stepped through the front hall, passed through the middle courtyard, and had just stepped into the backyard.
Then I heard a very angry and extremely angry roar. "Damn it, there's shit in there!"
"???" Yang Qian had just raised his left foot to step into the backyard and stopped it in mid-air.
Everyone was confused. What do you mean? What do you mean? Didn’t you say they were looking for the Yuwen brothers? Why do you feel like they are looking for shit? What the hell is going on?
Yang Qian couldn't help but look around hesitantly, and his eyes fell on Li Shimin, a handsome boy in the fat world.
"Li Er, come on, let's go see what's going on?"
"...Me?" Li Shimin looked at the determined expression of his third brother-in-law, and his whole body felt bad.
I could only accept my fate and raise my hands to cover my mouth and nose, and rush in fearfully.
Yang Qian maintained his elegant demeanor and stood at the courtyard gate waiting for the news.
After a short while, Li Shimin rushed over with excitement on his face. "Brother-in-law, they found Brother Yuwen's hiding place."
"What does that have to do with shit?" Su Dingfang couldn't help but asked curiously.
Yang Qian's expression that was about to be happy suddenly froze. Can you stop being so curious?!
You're talking about something big like avenging the late emperor, but you actually care about shit?
Seeing the vicious look from Yang, the leader of the Jingnan Army, Su Dingfang shrank his neck and quickly rolled away with a dry smile.
"That's right. They dug out the vent in the hiding place, but no one expected that someone was actually pooping inside..."
"It's over or not, can you stop talking about shit and talk about serious things?"
Gentleman Yang Xiaoqian finally couldn't help but burst out, you bastards, luckily I don't have mysophobia, otherwise I would have to throw you two bastards into a shithole to relieve my hatred.
"..." Li Shimin blinked innocently. "Brother-in-law, you can't blame me for this. Brother Duan said it..."
Fortunately, at this time, Brother Qin had already heard about Yang Qian's arrival and rushed there in a hurry.
"General, I have met the commander. We have found the hiding place of the Yuwen brothers. It is in that direction, but we are digging now. Commander, please don't go there. It's too smelly."
Yang Qian let out a breath of relief. Finally, someone was sensible and didn't mention that word as soon as he opened his mouth. This was great, and communication was very easy.
"I know, then... well, I'll just wait here. You hurry up."
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With the joint efforts of more than a hundred Jingnan Army warriors, the supporting wood was finally removed, revealing the scene inside.
When I saw Yu Wenhuaji's naked buttocks, lying down next to a pile of unidentifiable things, sleeping soundly.
Everyone in unison looked at Master Duan who was the old god with frightened eyes.
The ability to make people fall into unconsciousness while defecating is beyond the reach of ordinary people.
You can't afford to offend him, and you must not offend him. Who knows if General Duan Shizi, who offends this man who doesn't say many ruthless words, will one day give the unlucky guy who offended him a shot...
Shen Guang shouted to the soldiers around him in high spirits.
"Who is still standing there doing something stupid? Hurry up and bury that thing so we can go in and arrest him."
Did you see it? Shen was right, he said that what he saw was his butt. No one questions it now, right?
Of course, the thing Qian Jie saw was also proven by facts to exist.
The two Jingnan Army warriors who were pointed out could only cry sadly, wrap their mouths and noses with handkerchiefs, endure the discomfort and carry the tools over. However, they scooped up the puddle and stepped back.
All the warriors of the Jingnan Army who went into battle to kill the enemy were immediately dispersed, and they were worse than deserters.
After the smelly things were shoveled away, Shen Guang couldn't wait to rush forward and lift up the unconscious Yu Wenhuaji with his big hands.
Shen Guang, who was so excited that he looked ferocious, was about to open his mouth to speak when his expression suddenly changed, he let go of his hand, threw Yu Wenhuaji back to the ground and took a few steps back.
"???" The actions of General Shen, a brave man in all three armies, made people a little confused.
"Someone, come and clean up this bastard's ass..."
"..."
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