Although Ji Ma made a lot of jokes in the few days he came to China, it also really brought a lot of joy. With Wei Ran's father and Professor Alexei, they began to act like they did in previous years.
Going door to door to drink, Jima finally played a positive role.
Although this guy keeps saying that he is not used to drinking Chinese liquor, as long as he picks up the cup, there will be no time left. The key point is that the wine in this idiot is quite good. If you drink too much, you can at most sleep. If you don't make a fuss, it will be better than Ali.
Professor Kesai is honest.
Furthermore, in the last few days of the year, Ji Ma, who had gone out to drink several times to gain experience, has already begun to try to pick up a bottle of wine and go to the neighbors to eat, and even one night this guy
The two old men were afraid that the silly boy would fall into the pond, so they had to use the village's loudspeaker to shout loudly, and then they lifted him off the kang of a certain bachelor Jiu Mengzi's house in the village.
Get it back.
On New Year's Eve, the two families, plus a very happy Jima, sat around a large round table filled with wine and food. Wei Ran's grandfather, Mr. Han, picked up a glass of wine and said angrily, "Come on, come on! Let's
Let’s have a drink together! Also, Wei Ran, tell Xiao Ma that if he is still willing to come next year, bring his parents over. By then, Suisui’s grandpa’s house will be habitable, and our house will probably be renovated as well.
Okay, I can definitely live in it!”
"What did grandpa say?"
Jima asked Wei Ran, who was sitting next to him, in Russian mixed with Chinese words. He had already learned a lot in these days of free drinking and meat. It didn't matter if he didn't understand Chinese. As long as others looked at him when they spoke,
It was definitely meant for him. All he had to do was use WeChat or ask Wei Ran or Suisui to translate it in person.
In addition, he also used these few days when his brain was awake to successfully learn words such as "grandma", "grandpa", "uncle", "aunt", "cousin",
"Cousin", and the most popular "cousin" and "cousin".
As for what's left to do, it's just to make use of the social skills that amaze Sui Sui and make a connecting question based on age and gender. Anyway, as long as the other party dares to answer, you can have a meal and a glass of wine.
.
"Let you bring your parents over next year"
Wei Ran, dumbfounded, helped translate and said that in the past few days, Jima has almost become a "village pet". Even after the late-night loudspeaker incident a few days ago, who asked Jima to keep him?
When I come down to eat, I will already take the initiative to call Wei Ran's grandfather or Suisui's grandfather to report.
"I will definitely bring them next year!"
After Jima finished speaking, he stood up respectfully, raised his cup and clinked it with Mr. Han. A series of polite words came out of his mouth such as "Thank you", "I'll do it as you please" and so on. I don't know who taught him this.
"This little guy is really interesting." Mr. Zhou touched Wei Ran as he spoke, then picked up the cup and drank it all with a smile.
A table full of people finished the New Year's Eve dinner in a lively manner, and a group of teenagers and young children from the village who had also come back to celebrate the New Year also came to the door. However, these children, who were still in junior high school at most, did not come to see Wei Ran or
Suisui, they are all here for Jima.
The reason is simply that this guy has too many firecrackers and fireworks, and he is willing to take them to play with them.
Invite Wei Ran and Suisui, who have been reduced to supporting roles, and recruit the neighbors and Ji Ma who have become transnational drinking friends in the past few days. This huge group of streetwalkers are carried on small carts.
Piles of fireworks swarmed into the parking lot next to the pond.
Amidst the cheers and explosions, the night sky was once again lit up one by one by fireworks and dyed with various fleeting colors.
"It's so beautiful!" Suisui, who had personally sent a large flying monkey into the sky, ran back and leaned into Wei Ran's arms and said.
"What?" Wei Ran asked, holding Suisui in his arms.
"I said, it's so beautiful!" Suisui said against Wei Ran's ear and kissed him on the face.
Looking at the silly girl in his arms, Wei Ran gave the other party a more enthusiastic response in the night. Then, as if he was guilty, he separated at the moment when the next firework bloomed, and each of them took out the money from his pocket in tacit understanding.
He took out a small handful of firecrackers and lit them with a lighter, then threw them indiscriminately behind Ji Ma's butt, who was holding a piece of incense stick towards the second kicker.
Amidst the crackling sound of the cannon, Ji Ma was startled and immediately jumped on the spot, and then subconsciously performed a roll and dodge action learned from the Hongqi Forest Farm.
"Victor, you bastard!"
Realizing that he had been tricked, Ji Ma grabbed a large number of throwing cannons from his pocket and threw them around Wei Ran and Suisui.
In the midst of everyone's slightly dangerous laughter and frolicking, a cart full of fireworks was consumed in less than an hour. Ji Ma, who was still not satisfied, lit the last two kickers and sent them into the night sky.
Only then, amidst the smoke and laughter, did they say goodbye to their new friends whose names Wei Ran and Suisui could not remember and returned home.
As in previous years, the two elderly people, Wei Ran and Suisui's parents have set up two mahjong tables on the TV wall. While chatting about the harvest and hard work of the year, they leisurely built the Great Wall. Wei Ran and the three of them,
They also gathered around a wooden chair and started fighting happily about the landlord. Only the crooked-mouthed pug who followed was frightened by the sound of firecrackers as usual and hid in the gap under the sofa and shivered.
"Victor, I'm going to post all the videos and photos I took these days to the social platforms you registered for me."
Ji Ma, who had snatched the landowner, threw out two small cards and said, "When I return to Kazan, I will distribute those things to other platforms."
"You can do it if you want." Wei Ran threw out the two cards and played them carelessly, not taking Ji Ma's idea seriously at all.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Remember to give it a good name," Suisui suggested with a smile after throwing out two cards, "How about calling it Chicken Fat Egg Duo?"
"This is a good name! Please remember to change it for me later."
Although Ji Ma still doesn’t know what the auspicious words written on the Spring Festival couplets mean, the selfie he posted has won him countless likes and comments, which also makes him more and more sure that he definitely did it.
Star talent.
"Bring the phone here, I will help you change it now!" Suisui, who was not too concerned about watching the excitement, immediately put the cards in her hand on the chair and urged Jima to hand the phone to her. By the way, she kicked it secretly without leaving any trace.
Kick Wei Ran's heel.
Taking the other party's hint, Wei Ran also put down his cards, and tacitly chatted with Ji Ma about the steps to prepare to collect the new year's money after 12 o'clock.
Taking advantage of Ji Ma's attention being diverted, Suisui not only helped the other person change his name, but also enthusiastically added in the introduction: "This foreigner does not speak Chinese, please maintain the tacit understanding you should have."
After this short interlude, the last day of the year was coming to an end. When the countdown on the TV reached zero, Suisui was the first to jump up, stretching out her little hands and happily asking for red envelopes one by one. At the same time,
Wei Ran also felt a fleeting heat coming from the tattoo at the tiger's mouth on his left hand.
"Did that old book give you gifts again this year?"
Wei Ran muttered to himself, suppressed the expectations in his heart, and motioned for Ji Ma to follow him. Under the witness of the camera fixed on the other person's shoulder, he received a bulging red envelope from each of the elders.
"Victor, Aurora, it's your turn!"
Jima held a large number of red envelopes in her hands, "Where's my sleeping money? Oh! Oh, by the way, this is the sleeping money I prepared for you!"
While talking, Ji Ma had already taken out two red envelopes with "Happy Moon" and "Hundred Years of Good Cooperation" printed on them from his pocket and handed them over. At the same time, he did not forget to explain, "When I came here, the RMB I exchanged has already been spent."
It’s all gone, so I gave you the rubles.”
"This is the red envelope that the wicked guy prepared for you?"
Wei Ran and Suisui looked at each other, and then looked at the instigator, Professor Alexai. Finally, they grinned dryly and put away the red envelope sent by Ji Ma, and reluctantly took the pain from the red envelope they had just received.
Each took one out and handed it to Ji Ma.
"What a loss! What a big loss!"
Suisui opened the red envelope given by Ji Ma. It only contained a 1,000 ruble. Looking at the red envelope Ji Ma just took from her hand, there were at least ten big red tickets in it.
Zhang's look.
"It's really a big loss!"
Wei Ran glared at Professor Alexei fiercely. In his red envelope, there were only a half-new 500 rubles and a 100 rubles taped with tape. In addition, there were even two one-dollar steel coins.
Son!
"Auntie, actually my uncle is in my studio..."
"Wei Ran!"
Professor Alexei realized that he was going to overturn again, so he quickly took out a money clip from his pocket, and made a pale excuse in a panic, "I suddenly remembered that Mr. Alexander asked me to bring you a piece of lucky money!
"
"Really?" Suisui, who was also fooled, asked with a smile, "Why didn't Mr. Alexander bring me a copy?"
"Bring it, bring it! Bring it to both of you!"
Professor Alexei took out all the cash in his wallet at once, picked up a piece of red paper left over to write Spring Festival couplets and stuffed it into Suisui's hands, "You two divide it between yourselves! But...
.”
"But I remember Mr. Alexander said he wanted to give me a Leica camera last time," Suisui said loudly and deliberately as she grabbed the red envelope and put it into her pocket.
"Is this the case?" Alexei looked at Wei Ran beside him blankly, turned his back to his wife and began to wink for help.
"No?" Suisui asked, slapping the remaining red envelopes still in her hand.
"Yes... I guess so." Professor Alexey nodded with tears in his eyes.
"It seems that they want to give me a shotgun." Wei Ran followed up with a playful smile and extorted money.
"I remembered! This is what happened!" Professor Alexei gritted his teeth and acknowledged the two unwarranted gifts.
"So what did your uncle hide in the studio?" Zhou Shujin asked with a smile after seeing enough of the excitement.
"Of course it's a surprise for my aunt." Wei Ran quickly poured him a cup of tea, "but I remembered that my uncle asked me to keep it a secret, so I can only wait until I get back to see it myself."
"Really?" Zhou Shujin held the teacup and looked at Professor Alexei with a smile.
"Yes...right..."
Professor Alexei, who was about to cry without tears, was bleeding from his heart. Now he saw another gift coming out, and it had to be a surprise gift for his wife. He could only figure it out by himself.
This is not something that can be fooled by a camera or a shotgun.
"I hope it will be a surprise and not a shock." After all, Zhou Shujin saved face for the professor, did not continue to inquire further, and let him go.
"What is my dad hiding in the studio?" Suisui waited for the incident to be revealed and immediately whispered into Wei Ran's ear.
"I didn't know that I was deceiving him," Wei Ran replied in a low voice while holding back his laughter, "But if he wants to hide something, he can only hide it in the studio."
