Chapter 105 Old Leather We are still good friends! Right, Laopi?!(1/2)
"That, Stephen."
Chavez couldn't help but tug on Strange's cloak: "I suspect this is an abstract universe..."
"This fucking multiverse!"
Strange also sighed after hearing this. His mental shock now is no less than when he witnessed magic for the first time: "I can't imagine what I look like here. Is he still a surgeon?"
"Oh, he was a famous detective."
Fang Mo took over the words smoothly: "Because he accidentally lost his legs in a car accident, he began to seek asylum from the mysterious side, and eventually inherited the mantle of the Supreme Mage Ancient One... But because he often used the time gem to look back at the things he had eaten,
Fruit, so everyone nicknamed him Dr. Kiwi."
"What did you say?"
When Strange heard this, his expression was very strange, as if he had eaten shit.
"Right, by the way."
When Fang Mo saw this, he struck again: "He and Christine couldn't get together because Christine is a transgender black female member of an environmental, vegetarian, transvestite, and extreme animal protection organization.
They parted ways because Strange did not agree with her ideas..."
"..."
Now Strange couldn't even speak and fell into a long silence.
"No, can you stop lying to fools?"
Fortunately, at the critical moment, Nick Fury on the side finally couldn't stand it anymore: "If Christine was really so powerful, why would Strange need other magic weapons when he fought against the Dimensional Demon? He simply carried Gram.
It will be fine if Christine rushes forward..."
"You damn dimensional evil god! You're lying to me again!"
Strange reacted belatedly and looked at Fang Mo angrily again.
"You should be glad that I'm lying to you." Fang Mo smiled and spread his hands: "Because I am fully capable of making all the above come true... but I don't."
"Do I still need to thank you?"
Strange asked angrily.
"Hey, that's not necessary." Fang Mo shook his head in a brisk tone: "After all, I don't like those monsters. In fact, I am quite simple and pure...protect the ones I like, and then I hate the ones I hate.
All destroyed."
"etc……"
Strange suddenly reacted: "Did you make this universe look like this?!"
"You can indeed say that."
Fang Mo did not deny it. Instead, he nodded and admitted: "After all, the world is a huge amusement park, so I have to be bold because I don't want to waste this ticket..."
"This world is not your playground!"
Strange retorted.
"If it's not an amusement park, then it's a paradise?" Fang Mo suddenly smiled when he heard this: "Let me give you a little question. Do you know who the three greatest chemists in the world are?"
"Why are you asking this suddenly?"
Strange was stunned: "Is it Lavoisier? Or is it Mendeleev and..."
"Wrong."
Fang Mo shook his head slowly: "The first one is Jesus, because he can turn water into wine. The second one is Lao Ba, because he can turn shit into delicious food. And the third one is too much
She’s amazing, her name is Zhimlai, eh...she can actually turn the Titans into soap!"
"It's not you..."
"Wow, this is really a clever trick to turn waste into treasure!"
Before a few people could speak, Fang Mo shook his head and sighed: "A tribute to the greatest chemist, and a wonderful idea to turn waste into treasure. Oh, by the way, I heard that the by-products can occasionally be worth gold coins...
…”
"You are an inherently evil dimension demon!"
Strange obviously couldn't bear it anymore and asked through gritted teeth: "...What bad things have you done in this universe?!"
"Well, let me think about it, I have made too many great achievements over the years."
Fang Mo touched his chin and thought for a while, and then he spoke as if he were talking about treasures: "Destroy the Kree home planet with a great flood, make Ancient One stop guarding Kama Taj, and trick Strange into sitting in a flying wheelchair. When
In front of Quill, he beat his biological father into severe dementia, made cans of members of the Elders of the Universe, sealed his enemies into pans, and ordered others to poop in them every day..."
"you!!!"
Strange's eyes widened when he heard this.
"Oh, yes, yes, there is more."
Fang Mo patted his head and continued: "I occupied Casa Planet for 24 hours to pick up garbage like crazy, ordered Director SHIELD to personally pick alien cotton for me, and tried to make Clint Hawkeye unable to take a bath for the rest of his life... In the end, I even allowed death
The goddess’s pet dog Fenrir is pregnant!!!”
"..."
Strange was ready to curse, but when he heard this, he didn't even know what to say. When he opened his mouth, he felt like a mute.
"...Stephen, you just said he was the Dimension Demon, right?"
And at this moment, Chavez, who was next to him, seemed to realize something, and whispered: "Is he the legendary dimensional demon who dominates the abstract dimension? Has the world been eroded and assimilated by him?"
"I've never heard of a demon who dominates abstract dimensions!"
Strange's expression was also extremely complicated. He stared at Fang Mo opposite with his brows furrowed: "I originally thought he was just a variant in the multiverse, but now the situation is even worse. I don't know him at all, and
The thing that worries me the most is... not even the temple barrier prevented him from coming to earth."
"What does that mean?"
Chavez next to him asked subconsciously: "Does it mean that even Kama Taj has fallen?"
"..."
Strange said nothing, but was desperately thinking about how to deal with it.
"Ah, yes, yes, you are right."
But unlike the tension between the two of them, Fang Mo looked happy after hearing the content of their exchange: "Kama Taj has fallen. I was appointed as the acting supreme mage, and even Kama Taj's WiFi password
It's all set up by me... By the way, do you want to meet Gu Yi to catch up on old times?"
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Strange was obviously a little angry when he heard this.
"Mr. Fury, we really don't have any ill intentions!" Seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more tense, Chavez quickly tried to find a way to save himself: "Can you please give this evil... Mr. God King some advice?
?”
"Miss, I made it very clear just now."
Nick Fury's expression was very calm: "Don't talk about me, even if you look at the entire universe, I'm afraid no one can change his attention."
"The Fury I know is not like this."
Strange suddenly said: "The founder of the Avengers, although I don't know much about him, but he is definitely not a guy who would refuse to save ordinary people, otherwise other Avengers would not work for him.
Yeah, especially the shield-wielding captain..."
"..."
Nick Fury frowned, then turned to look at Fang Mo who was not far away: "So you have to kill people? Is there no other way?"
"I didn't kill her, did I?"
Fang Mo raised the ring in his hand and said, "I obviously want to stuff her into this thing. The space inside the ring is relatively static. In a sense, she is immortalized, okay?"
"It's not you..."
"Brother, eternal life."
Fang Mo immediately continued to speak: "This is what many kings have dreamed of since ancient times. Even Odin, the heavenly father of Asgard, cannot escape the curse of aging and eventually dies... Do you know this?
How important is immortality?”
"But I don't want to be locked up!"
Hearing this, Chavez, who was not far away, also hurriedly said: "It's called eternal life, but wouldn't being locked up in prison forever become eternal torture?"
"She's right."
Nick Fury also rarely agreed: "Don't you just want to get the Infinity Stones? There is really no need to do this, right? For my sake...can you think of a compromise?"
"A compromise?"
Hearing that the black braised eggs were talked about, Fang Mo touched his chin and thought about it seriously.
"So be it."
To be continued...