Just after he was given a foot massage by Ashue, Fang Mo felt gastrointestinal discomfort not long after, so he walked into the toilet of the villa with a dark face.
Fang Mo felt like he was eating Wallace and drinking water from the Ganges River, and started squirting crazily.
So he sat on the toilet and thought about life.
To him, jumping out of sight is actually a very outrageous thing.
After all, this is the first time Fang Mo has heard that digital beings can have diarrhea.
He had done a series of tests long ago. After cutting his body open with a knife, there was only endless nothingness inside. Even Fang Mo himself felt a chill.
But it just happens to be this kind of body.
It's actually quite rare.
Fang Mo squatted in the toilet and thought for a long time, feeling that his body might be more inclined to some kind of idealistic concept.
Normally, your body should be a digitalized empty shell, with no internal organs or anything like that at all. But the question is... where do the things you usually eat go?
Another point is the function of Xiaofang Mo.
After various previous tests, it seems that the small square ink can still be used normally.
But Fang Mo doesn't have a bullet magazine at all now, and everything inside is empty when he cuts it open, so why can he still eject destructive white light?
In summary.
Fang Mo guessed that this might be related to his "cognition".
He feels that he is still a human being and needs to eat, drink, have sex, so his body has similar functions, allowing him to eat, excrete, and reproduce.
But if you delve deeper into the principles behind this, I'm afraid it will be very scary to think about it.
Let’s give the simplest example.
Fang Mo swallowed two kilograms of corn and two kilograms of enoki mushrooms, but there was no residue left in his stool the next day.
To be honest, he began to wonder what this shit was, whether it was the residue after he had completely digested it, or whether it was the shit that the system refreshed for him by default, just because he wanted to shit or something...
It's like he's wandering off right now.
Fang Mo suspected that this might also be related to his own cognition.
There is no way, after all, Axue is the ice and snow queen. Even if the coldness on her body is completely restrained, it will be like ice that will never melt in contact with her.
Fang Mo asked the other party to give him a foot massage.
Considering the coldness on the other person's fingertips, this is equivalent to Fang Mo getting a large bucket of ice cubes and inserting his feet into it to cool down physically during the hottest time in summer. Basically, anyone with some experience knows that if your feet catch cold
, women must have stomach pain, and men must have diarrhea.
Fang Mo himself is immune to fire and ice.
But he subconsciously felt that people might shudder when the soles of their feet get cold.
This is actually a bit like Saitama from One Punch Man. He beats other monsters with all kinds of instant kills, but was scratched by a cat but was immediately broken. Also, he couldn't hit mosquitoes. This is actually a problem of self-perception.
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"What a shame, I just tricked Fury into taking a poop, but I didn't expect that he actually pooped..."
After the spraying, Fang Mo slowly walked out of the toilet after washing his hands, then made himself a cup of ginger tea with a dark face, sat on the sofa and drank it.
"Master...Master..."
Ashue stood next to the sofa, looking at a loss: "Well... I'm sorry..."
"It's okay, I don't blame you for this."
Fang Mo took a sip of ginger tea, then waved his hand carelessly: "You did a good job, but I have to take some montmorillonite powder before the next massage."
"Hey? What is montmorillonite powder?"
Ashue was stunned.
"It's a good thing." Fang Mo said: "After eating it, you can chat and laugh in Wallace, but it shouldn't be available here. When you can buy it in the future, you can stock up on more."
"That……"
Ashue nodded and was about to speak.
As a result, there was a sudden explosion outside, followed by the sound of something falling to the ground.
"Um?"
Seeing this, Fang Mo turned his head and glanced out the window, and happened to see a red-haired Shinigami falling on the ground. He didn't know what he was talking to Kurosaki Ichigo and Yoruichi. After hearing this, the two of them showed surprised expressions.
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"Abarai Renji?"
Seeing this male god of death, Fang Mo recognized him quickly.
Yes, this guy's name is Abarai Renji, he is the deputy captain of the 6th division captain Kuchiki Byakuya, and he is also the childhood sweetheart of Kuchiki Rukia who is about to be executed.
Originally he was on the side of death.
But after hearing that Kuchiki Rukia was going to be sentenced to death, he began to waver.
As early as before, he had fought with Ichigo Kurosaki in the Palace of Confession. Of course, the two were still in hostile camps at that time, but after witnessing Ichigo Kurosaki's determination to save people, he went back and thought about it for a long time, and finally
Or decided to betray the rules of Soul Society and save his childhood sweetheart.
In the original work, he should have arrived as early as noon.
Due to Aizen Sosuke's influence, Mao No. 64 kept accelerating his sentence.
However, Kurosaki Ichigo and Shifouin Yoruichi were hiding underground, completely unaware of this information, and were still training their swastika skills in a strict manner. Fortunately, Renji Abarai found this place and told them about the early execution.
, this allowed Kurosaki Ichigo to seize the time to learn swastika.
However, looking at the current situation.
I guess it was Fang Mo who influenced the plot again.
As a result, Renji Abarai, who was supposed to show up at noon, found the place in the middle of the night for some reason and told the two of them about the advance in sentence.
Because Rukia Kuchiki’s execution time is noon the next day.
So the current situation is that there are less than 12 hours before the execution, but Kurosaki Ichigo has not learned the swastika interpretation yet.
"It seems there is no time to waste."
Kurosaki Ichigo gritted his teeth and pulled a weapon directly from the ground: "In order to save Rukia, I must learn the swastika tonight, Uncle Zangetsu."
"Just saying nice words won't change the world, Ichigo."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Uncle Zangetsu was also very cooperative. He directly picked up a knife and rushed towards Kurosaki Ichigo, and the two struggled again.
As for Abarai Renji next to him, he also turned around and bowed to Yoruichi.
I hope that the other party can also teach me how to learn swastika.
Yoruichi thought for a while, and finally agreed to Renji Abarai's request, took out another Tenshin Body, and helped Renji Abarai practice Swastika.
Just when Ichigo Kurosaki and Renji Abarai were practicing swastika.
Fang Mo was not idle here either.
He looked through Steve's backpack and quickly found a few things that could be used for reality.
Among them, there is the great artifact of the Ash Burning Lamp.
This is a prop that can burn the twilight thorns. Considering the strength of the twilight thorns after they are realized, Fang Mo feels that this thing should not be too weak.
So I saw him reaching out and touching it.
The ashes burned into the lamp and instantly transformed into a real golden magic lamp.
After realizing it, this thing feels a bit like Aladdin's magic lamp. It is said to be a lamp, but it is more like a beautiful pot made of pure gold with some incomprehensible magic inscriptions engraved on it. It feels very warm to the touch.
It seems to contain some kind of strange magic.
However, Fang Mo hadn't yet studied and understood this thing.
The arcane ring on his hand vibrated suddenly and automatically switched to the ring of flame mode.
A ball of blazing magic suddenly gushes out of the spout of the ash-burning lamp and is swallowed up by the arcane ring. Then the appearance of the ash-burning lamp loses its luster and turns into a rusty iron kettle.
As for the Arcane Ring.
Fang Mo tried it and found that in addition to the temperature increase, the flame mode also had an additional
The new function is that it does not emit flames, but simply controls the temperature.
This is a bit like the residual fire sword.
Contains all the flames and high temperatures, and turns the enemy into ashes at the moment of contact.
I have to say that this function matches the name of the Ash Burning Lamp very well.
And besides the ashes burning the lamp.
Fang Mo also tested some other things.
Just like the Dark Matter Base and Universal Meatballs.
After the dark matter base was realized, it directly turned into a two-meter-square black altar. The altar was completely dark, with a circle of strange incomprehensible runes engraved around it, and some mainly round shapes on the surface.
The geometric pattern looks a bit like a magic circle.
Fang Mo could feel that there was some special rule inside this altar.
Just like what's shown in the game, it can activate the power within certain items, amplify them, and spread them around.
If a tidal talisman is placed on it, depending on its power, it will either be a hazy drizzle or an endless catastrophic torrential rain. If it is a molten flame talisman, it will be cloudless at the least, and the ground will be thousands of miles away at the worst.
In addition to the dark matter base.
After becoming a reality, the world of meatballs has also undergone completely new changes.
They were three meatballs the size of peed beef balls. The whole thing was black like a booger, and it was constantly emitting an ominous cyan light.
"Ah this..."
Fang Mo was also stunned when he saw the color of this meatball.
He picked up a meatball and weighed it in his hand. It seemed to be quite heavy, at least much heavier than an enchanted golden apple. Most people would struggle just to pick it up. One bite would probably cause gastroptosis.
Fang Mo put the meatball under his nose and smelled it.
It has no taste.
But this ominous and mysterious color scheme...
To be honest, Fang Mo was a little afraid to speak for a moment.
After all, according to the setting, the synthesis of Universal Meatballs requires almost all the meat in the MC world, plus a pinch of cosmic neutron dust as pepper seasoning, and finally rolled into three meatballs.
Considering that this thing actually glows, Fang Mo was a little worried.
Isn't this thing rich in dozens of trace elements and isotopes that the human body does not need?
Fang Mo thought for a moment.
Then he suddenly turned his attention to Ashue.
"Come on, come on, Xiaoxue, come on."
Fang Mo suddenly showed a kind smile, then took out a plate from somewhere and placed a meatball on it: "I'll treat you to a meatball."
However, before Fang Mo even handed the plate out, there was a sudden crisp sound, and the plate shattered. The black meatballs of the universe hit the coffee table, breaking a hole in the coffee table, and then the entire floor.
Everyone was shaken, and Huanyu Meatball smashed through the floor and fell into the basement.
"..."
Seeing this scene, Fang Mo and A Xue were stunned at the same time.
But not long after, Ashue said in a somewhat nervous tone: "Master, Ashue really knows that I was wrong. Can you...can you punish me in another way?" Latest website: