Chapter 240 This dragon learns to talk back today and will become Yu Tao tomorrow
"Ah this..."
Seeing this messy dragon's nest, Fang Mo was shocked again.
"As I said, master, you have to be mentally prepared." Ashue beside him said helplessly: "It is like this now, and it won't listen to my advice. If it really fights, it is afraid of being discovered by others..."
"What I caught is so drool-worthy."
Fang Mo looked at the sleeping ender dragon in the dragon's nest, and he really couldn't hold himself tight.
Where did the little cutie who called daddy in his arms go? What is this thing that looks like a DND dragon in front of him?
Thinking of this, Fang Mo suddenly became furious.
So he walked up directly and kicked the ender dragon on the butt.
Just hearing a bang, the body of the ender dragon floated into the air for a short time, and then slammed back into the lair with a loud bang.
Nowadays, the tonnage of the ender dragon is quite large.
This slightly smashed the dragon's nest, instantly crushing a lot of stainless steel basins. Of course, even the gold coins were crushed a lot, and a large dragon-shaped pit appeared directly.
After being kicked unexpectedly, the ender dragon woke up in confusion.
Originally, it was a bit angry and planned to give this blind thing a dragon's breath, but when it took a closer look, it was discovered that the person standing opposite was none other than the mother it had missed for a long time.
Although my mother seems a little angry now.
But the ender dragon didn't notice that at all and immediately became excited.
"Mother!"
The ender dragon roared excitedly, and then its huge body rushed towards Fang Mo. Its head, as big as a car, pushed directly into Fang Mo's chest, as if it wanted to rub against him.
However, Fang Mo was angry.
Of course, it is impossible to let the other party act coquettishly directly.
So he raised his hand to block it and easily pushed the opponent's head to the side.
However, the ender dragon still didn't react and was still very excited. The giant tail behind it shook like an electric fan, roughly sweeping down a large number of trees.
"Mom! Mom is back!"
I saw the ender dragon roar twice happily, and then as if it thought of something, it twisted and got into its lair, and dug its front paws wildly into the pile of gold coins, and soon it was
A skeleton was dug up.
After seeing the skeleton, the ender dragon immediately became excited.
It opened its mouth to pick up the skeleton, carefully placed it in front of Fang Mo, and then stood not far away with its chest straightened as if asking for credit.
"you……"
Seeing this scene, Fang Mo felt that his head was as big as a bucket.
Almost subconsciously, Fang Mo wanted to scold it, but the moment he opened his mouth, he suddenly noticed a necklace around the neck of the skeleton.
It was a silver pendant, which looked quite delicate.
The pendant is set with a magnificent and flawless red gemstone, and there are some other gemstone decorations on both sides of it.
"What a beautiful pendant..."
After seeing this necklace, Ashue also said a little surprised.
But unlike A Xue, Fang Mo was not happy after seeing this necklace. Instead, he couldn't help but exclaimed: "Fuck! Ai Zhe Hongshi?"
"This is beautiful."
Of course, the ender dragon doesn't know what the red stone of Ai Zhe is. At this moment, the young dragon has not realized the seriousness of the matter. It is just happily wagging its tail beside it: "I like it, but I want to give it to my mother even more!"
"Damn, it's absolutely amazing..."
However, Fang Mo was not happy at all. Instead, he rubbed his brows with a headache.
"Mom, don't you like it?"
After the ender dragon saw Fang Mo's actions, he reacted belatedly, and the excitement in his heart slowly turned into confusion: "It's very beautiful, why doesn't mom like it?"
"Let me ask you, where did you find this thing?"
Fang Mo asked directly.
"Robbing it." The Ender Dragon said honestly: "It's far away."
"Kizang?"
Fang Mo asked.
"I don't know." The Ender Dragon shook his head: "It's very far, very high, and there are a lot of snowflakes."
"Fuck, it's really..."
Fang Momeng slapped his head. This was really funny. Could this stupid dragon have killed all the ripple messengers?
In order not to affect the subsequent plot, he went back to take a dump. Unexpectedly, the ender dragon directly did what he had to do. If even Qibelin was sprayed to death by a breath of dragon breath,
Then isn’t JoJo’s story about to end before it even begins?
How can it be repaired? Is this the power of destiny in the jojo world?
It's really quite a headache.
"Mom, did I...do something wrong?"
At this point, even if the ender dragon didn't know how to read people's words, he still noticed that he seemed to be in trouble, and asked cautiously: "Why?"
"You've done so many wrong things."
Fang Mo helplessly raised his head and said, "I feel like you're out of practice. Why don't you go back and use the question mark pickaxe to break apart a dragon egg and hatch it? If there is a chance in the future, I will send you to the DND world to find a dragon to marry.
Just get out and forget it.”
"?!"
After hearing what Fang Mo said, the Ender Dragon was also shocked.
Although it couldn't understand some of the words, it could still hear the disappointment in its mother's tone, and it immediately panicked: "Mom, I was wrong, please forgive me..."
"you are wrong?"
Fang Mo looked at the Ender Dragon in front of him, feeling a little reluctant to let go, but he must be stricter in educating his children, so he directly adopted the policy that his mother used to treat him when he was a child: "Come on, come on, you say it yourself, you
Tell me where you went wrong?"
The ender dragon was stunned for a moment when he heard Fang Mo say this.
yes.
Where did you go wrong?
The Ender Dragon secretly observed Fang Mo, and then began to think about it. His mother was very angry when she saw the necklace, so he gave the wrong gift?
"I...gave the wrong gift."
The ender dragon lowered his head and whispered: "Mom doesn't like this, beautiful thing, then... next time, I will give my mother a black female human, like Aunt Yoruichi, but she is not allowed to turn into a cat.
"
"puff……"
Before Fang Mo could express his position, Ah Xue couldn't help laughing.
"I'm..."
Fang Mo's nose almost became angry when he heard this.
"That's not the problem!"
Fang Mo couldn't help but roared, directly frightening the huge body of the ender dragon: "Look at how you don't like to be clean, look at your doghouse-like place, I know this is a dragon
Nest, if you don’t know, you’d think the goblins have caught a bunch of female knights and are having a party here! Is this what I taught you? Who did you learn to be so untidy?”
"But……"
The ender dragon said aggrievedly: "Mom, I used to live in a doghouse."
"..."
Hearing this, Fang Mo was also stunned for a moment.
As for Ashue next to her, she had fully turned on the movie-watching mode and was having so much fun.
"Okay, you've learned to talk back, haven't you?"
Fang Mo couldn't stand it when Axue smiled like this, so he rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the Ender Dragon: "I think your crotch has really gotten bigger and you're a bit weird. Okay, you like to talk back, right?"