Chapter 291: If word gets out, our captain dares to attack a tree
"I... am... you dominate..."
Shuren's words were intermittent, but there was still a hint of filial piety in his dry voice.
"..."
Fang Mo was silent as he listened.
After a while, he took an ashes-burning lamp directly from Steve's hand, which is the only thing in the game that can overcome the thorns of twilight: "Come on, say it to this thing again."
"Ba...Dad..."
When the tree man saw the ashes burning the lamp, he stammered and changed his words.
"Look, isn't it good not to say this?"
Fang Mo also smiled when he saw this: "Actually, everyone in this world can speak well, but some people need a little help..."
"need help……"
The tree man continued to learn to speak dryly.
Fang Mo looked at the tree man in front of him. He originally wanted him to show off his strength, but considering the little talent display of the red-hatted goblin before, he lit up a few TNT and played explosives with a lewd smile, so he had to give up this plan.
.
After all, this is a spaceship.
What if this tree man directly attacks Twilight?
I am indeed not afraid, but I guess Star-Lord's Milano cannot be saved.
But just when Fang Mo was thinking about these things, there was a sudden sound of footsteps at the door, and then the door was pushed open, and Star-Lord walked in directly from the outside.
"Fang Mo, Rocket asked me to tell you that we have arrived at the territory of the Kree Empire...wait, Groot?"
Star-Lord looked at the thorn tree man in front of him in confusion: "I just saw you wandering around in the cabin, why are you here now? Can you teleport? And what's wrong with your bark?
Is it back to dark brown again?”
"You……"
The tree man stammered.
"Go! You can actually talk!?" Star-Lord was shocked: "You have only lived with Fang Mo for three days, and have you learned to swear? Does Rocket know this?"
"You...dirty...Rocket...know..."
The tree man said.
"You..." When Star-Lord heard this, his face became a little confused.
However, before he could say anything, the door was pushed open again, and a curious Groot walked in from the outside: "I am Groot? (What happened?)"
Groot looked up and saw the thorn tree man, and he was stunned.
In fact, the Thorn Treeman was also stunned.
He looked down at his vine-like hands, and then at the gray tree man Groot, as if he realized that the two were the same kind.
"I am...Groot? (He...looks very much like Groot's tribe.)"
Groot was a little surprised and walked towards the Thorn Tree Man: "(But he seems to be still a child. Is this what you did, my friend? He is... my child?)"
"Strictly speaking, he should be your, uh... grandson?"
As Fang Mo said this, he subconsciously glanced at the blooming tree man, and found that the tree man had completely withered and disappeared, as if the flowers had exhausted all the nutrients. However, this guy had no intelligence in the first place, so he probably really
It's just a tree, or something like a seedbed.
Thinking of this, Fang Mo didn't bother to think so much and said directly to the thorn tree man: "Go and say hello to your grandfather quickly. You are his grandson."
"You...grandpa...are...grandson..."
The thorn tree man stammered a greeting to Groot.
"..."
Groot was stunned after hearing this and opened his mouth wide.
"Wait, two Groots!?" Star-Lord didn't come back to his senses until now, and he was completely confused: "No... Fang Mo, is this your fault again?"
"Quil! Are you here to be lazy again?"
At this moment, Drax and Rocket Raccoon also opened the door and walked in: "I just asked you to inform Fang Mo. I didn't ask you to come here to be lazy. Now it's your turn to fly the spaceship... Fuck! Groot
Why did you give birth to a baby!?"
"I am Groot! (I didn't give birth to him, Fang Mo borrowed my seed!)"
Seeing this, Groot quickly explained.
"Walt Valve!?" After hearing this, Rocket Raccoon's hair exploded, and he kept scratching his head with two little paws. It was like a thunderbolt that shattered his whole world: "This...isn't...oh my God...I said
Man, there are indeed no women on this ship, but you can’t do this to a tree, right!? Man, you have so many monsters in your XP!!!”
"No, please listen to my explanation first..."
Fang Mo raised his forehead, this misunderstanding was a bit big, and he quickly wanted to explain.
"Yeah, I guess it's weird enough that I poop in a pan."
However, no one gave him this chance at all. Drax couldn't help but said: "I didn't expect you to be weirder than me. To be honest, I always thought this tree was male. How did you see it?"
Is it a woman’s?”
"Listen to my explanation first..."
"Trees are gender neutral, you idiot."
Rocket Raccoon yelled at Drax, and then slapped his face: "No, now is not the time to talk about this... I'm so Fuck, I thought that as a captain, I would have to deal with a lot of mess, but I didn't expect
The first mess I dealt with was the personal life of the team members... By the way, Fang Mo, don't you know how to take some insurance measures?"
"Listen to me first..."
"I'll go! So this is what happened!?"
After Star-Lord heard what Rocket Raccoon said, he suddenly realized: "I thought I was lewd enough, but I didn't expect you, Brother Fang Mo, to be even more awesome than me..."
"You're done drafting, aren't you?"
Fang Mo patted the table, and then pulled out Mayuling's machete.
"..."
Everyone who was chattering just now stopped instantly.
"Um, Fang Mo..."
Star-Lord was silent for a moment and said, "I think there may be a misunderstanding about this matter. How about you explain it first?"
"I can't control you without a knife, right?"
Fang Mo rolled his eyes, and then said: "I just broke a twig on Groot, came back and used magic to induce birth, and the result turned out like this... You can question me
You may question my character, but you must not question my XP. I am an absolute pure love god of war."
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! "So, he is just a branch of Groot?"
After listening to Fang Mo's explanation, everyone seemed to gradually calm down. Rocket Raccoon touched his chin and said strangely: "But he doesn't look like Groot. Groot is a tree, but he...more
Like some kind of vine?"
Rocket Raccoon was right.
After all, this thing is a cross between Thorn Rose and Groot, so it also has some of the characteristics of Dusk Thorn.
Although he looks like a tree man, he is actually made of countless vines that are entangled and twisted together. He is a little different from the tree man like Groot. Among everyone present, only Rocket Raccoon has lived with Groot for a long time.
, only then can these details be discovered.
"Uh...well..."
Faced with Rocket Raccoon's doubts, Fang Mo also had his own unique explanation: "It just looks like a vine, but it's actually a real tree, so... I call it a vine tree."
"Is that his name?"
Star-Lord asked: "Why does it sound strange? Is this more like a biological genus?"
"Well, it does make sense..." Fang Mo nodded thoughtfully. It was really scary to directly call this thorn tree man a vine tree. What if this guy suddenly starts playing fire fist one day?
"emmm..."
Fang Mo pondered for a moment, then suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Yes! Look at his body covered with thorns, why not call him Jibba!"
"Spinba?"
Rocket Raccoon gnashed his teeth after hearing this: "Good guy...then can he also 'shoot thorns'?"
"As expected of Captain Rocket and a complainer, your salary is doubled this month." Fang Mo gave Rocket Raccoon a thumbs up: "As a Thorn Tyrant, of course he can shoot thorns, and not only that, he must also be able to...
"
"I can see it."
Rocket Raccoon rubbed his head with a headache: "You just like to see other people having a headache, right?"
"You discovered this."
Fang Mo laughed: "Actually, I was a spargan in my last life, and I like to see people with headaches the most... I didn't expect that I haven't gotten rid of this habit in this life."
"Like...see...people...have headaches..."
The thorn tree man began to talk intermittently again.
"This tree can actually speak human language?" Rocket Raccoon didn't want to continue talking to Fang Mo, so he simply changed the subject: "His vocal cords are more complicated than Groot?"
"It's normal for each generation to become stronger than the previous generation."
Fang Mo explained: "But he probably doesn't understand the meaning of these words and is just imitating the syllables."
"Well, it looks like we need another crew member."
Rocket Raccoon waved his hand and said: "But the good news is that this crew member does not need to eat, so our food conditions will not be reduced as a result. We only need to give him some water and sunshine."
"Does he need fertilizing then?"
Drax asked a little eagerly.
"No need!" Rocket Raccoon glared at Drax fiercely: "If you ask such unreasonable questions again, I will throw away your broken pot!"
"Haha, it's useless if you throw it away."
Drax laughed directly after hearing this and waved the pan in his hand: "This thing is so loyal. If you throw it into space, it will fly back by itself. I really love this weapon now. Who will do it in the future?"
And using knives...those are the weapons of fools."
"I really should have listened to Fang Mo's advice."
After hearing what Drax said, Rocket Raccoon raised his forehead helplessly: "If I had known earlier, I should have buried this guy Ronan in the soil as compost. At least you wouldn't be carrying a toilet all day long to show off your power..."
However, this was not finished yet.
The hull of the Milano suddenly shook violently, as if it had been hit by something.
"Fuck!" Rocket Raccoon smacked his head and quickly turned around and ran towards the cab: "I'm just talking nonsense to you guys!"