Chapter 520: Why the hell cant you respect the deceased!
"It's okay, you can go about your business first."
Nyarlathotep had a hearty smile on his face: "Don't worry about us, after all, it's still some time before the orchestra starts playing."
"They are..."
After everyone heard this, they also looked at Naia curiously.
However, just looking at it this way, it was a bad thing. After all, these people Naia brought were not human beings at all.
When they saw the almost indescribable absurd entities behind Naiya that seemed to transcend logic and cognition, everyone felt a splitting headache at the same time.
All their senses were distorted and confused at this moment.
The floor is singing.
My fingers also danced along with it.
Their hearts were filled with a kind of restlessness, as if everything around them had lost its boundaries, and reality began to become unbearable, like a howling rotten mud, which made people sick to the point of almost madness.
The magicians of Kama Taj lost themselves the first time.
Most of them fell to the ground and began to scream, squirm, crawl, and utter inhuman blasphemous whispers.
And even the Avengers who are exceptionally determined.
At this moment, my brain also felt a twinge of pain.
"Don't... don't look at them!"
Fortunately, at this moment, Mantis, the most sensitive person here, suddenly spoke to remind everyone.
She closed her eyes tightly and buried her head in her knees to defend herself: "Don't look at them! They will go crazy! They are... the same kind as Fang Mo!"
However it is different from others.
Fang Mo didn't feel any discomfort at this moment.
"Damn it, Naiya, did you bring the entire orchestra of CEO A here?"
Seeing the large group of foreign gods behind Nyarlathotep, Fang Mo was obviously a little surprised, and immediately complained: "There is no one to help your boss A play the trumpet. Is she awake?"
"
"Don't worry, there are many nameless performers in that temple that transcends all universes and time and space."
Nyarlathotep smiled when he heard this: "I only brought a small part this time. Of course, most of them are just curious about you."
"What? Are you curious about me?"
Fang Mo was stunned.
"That's right."
The speaker was not Nyarlathotep, but from the other side.
Fang Mo turned around and saw that it was a burning green gaseous flame. At this moment, it was like a spiral flame column composed of smoke and light, floating there quietly. As for the sound... okay, then
Not even sound, but a form of communication that transcends the five senses.
"Naiya said he met a new outer god, so we wanted to come and take a look."
This green beam of light was communicating with Fang Mo in an unknown way: "At first I didn't believe what Naiya said, but now it seems that you do seem like a new outer god."
"This is Turzicha."
As soon as the other party finished speaking, Nyarlathotep also introduced him at the right time: "He is the ultimate controller of the energy originating from the universe. Of course, he is also an excellent dancer."
"Um...hello."
Fang Mo touched his head when he heard this. He didn't expect that these foreign gods were actually coming for him.
"Is this your incarnation?"
After hearing what Fang Mo said, Turzicha here also asked.
Although she was just a green-white gaseous flame, she could sense everything around her. She observed Fang Mo carefully, and then said strangely: "Well... But why are your two incarnations like this?"
Appearing here at the same time?"
"Two incarnations?"
Fang Mo was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at his partner beside him.
It was also the first time that the other party saw a foreign god of the Ke type, and she was looking at the other party with a curious expression. However, probably because of MC's protection, she also did not fall into madness.
"She is my daughter...ahem, well, this is my wife, and she is also my girlfriend."
After thinking for a while, Fang Mo opened his mouth to explain.
But after that, he secretly glanced at the little demon, but the latter just glanced at him and surprisingly didn't say anything in reply.
"Just the volume?"
However, at this moment, another alien god suddenly spoke: "No, I think it is obviously another incarnation of you."
The appearance of this alien god is also very strange. It looks like a ball of gray-brown slime, vaguely showing a human shape, but the whole body is constantly decomposing and reconstructing.
Of course, this is not a situation of melting and regenerating, but a more bizarre and bizarre one... It's as if there are countless complete and damaged frames that are constantly flashing and alternating, which makes her body look a bit chaotic.
And a feeling of collapse.
"Oh, this is Kayah Kaalhe."
Upon seeing this, Nyarlathotep introduced him to Fang Mo again: "This guy can dance as well as Tulzicha. My boss likes it."
"So why does he use an avatar to combine with himself?"
Speaking of this, an unclear pale white alien spoke. Her voice was sharp and monotonous, which made people feel sick just by listening to it: "If you really want to give birth to a few children, you can't go find them."
Shabu? Or other outside gods too."
"not me……"
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately raised his forehead.
But before he could open his mouth to explain something, Nyarlathotep beside him seemed to have noticed the little demon, and suddenly seemed to have discovered something: "Huh? She is..."
"I belong to Juan." Fang Mo reiterated again, then gave Nyarlathotep an annoyed look and said, "Isn't this what you said before? Lovers will eventually become Juan, now
Okay, it’s so damn good..."
"you this……"
What Fang Mo didn't expect was that Nyarlathotep touched his chin thoughtfully and stared at the little demon for a few times: "That's not right, she is not your subject, is she? In this state.
It’s so weird… take another look.”
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The little demon frowned when she saw this. She seemed a little uncomfortable with being watched by so many people.
But soon, Nyarlathotep here seemed to understand something, and nodded suddenly: "Oh, I see... I didn't expect you to be able to perform such an operation."
"ah?"
Fang Mo was stunned when he heard this: "What did you say?"
"Haha, it's nothing."
Nyarlathotep laughed directly after hearing this, and then he waved his hand, as if he didn't intend to explain anything: "She must have been very delicious at the time. This is really interesting. Sure enough, you are a truly unconventional person."
You card guy, I like being your friend more and more."
"No, can you please stop saying this..."
"I'm sorry to bother you all." Fang Mo was about to speak when another voice suddenly rang.
Fang Mo turned around and saw that the person coming was Doctor Strange.
At this moment, his whole body was flashing with orange light, and it seemed that he had used some kind of protective magic to resist the unconscious mental pollution of the outer gods. He said with a serious face: "This is the funeral of the former Supreme Mage, the Ancient One.
Ma Taiji does not welcome your arrival."
"Oh, don't be like this."
When Nyarlathotep heard this, he said with a smile: "Mr. Master, I, Nyarlathotep, have rarely admired anyone in my life, but I only respect those humans who dare to fight against evil gods.
, just give me face and let me attend her funeral."
"Then please stop your indiscriminate mental attacks."
Doctor Strange frowned upon hearing this.
"Okay, okay, no problem." Nyarlathotep readily agreed to the other party's request, and then turned back to the other outer gods and said, "Did you hear that? Everyone, please calm down a little."
As one of the Three Pillars of God.
Fu Xing's Chaos is still very useful.
When the other outer gods heard this, they immediately restrained their auras.
It's just that they are the oldest and most powerful existences in the Ke universe. They are the invisible orchestra playing for Azathos in the Chaos King's Court, and it is impossible for their own aura to be completely gathered up.
Even if they only used incarnations when they came here.
The mental pollution from chaos is enough to make people go insane instantly.
However, after taking the initiative to restrain his aura, Strange also took the initiative and used a large amount of magical energy to create a barrier that covered everyone present, allowing them to barely resist this transcendence.
The ultimate fear of logic.
"call……"
After seeing that his magic was successful, Strange reluctantly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Okay, okay, the first seven days will continue as normal."
When Fang Mo saw this, he clapped his hands directly and shouted to the people around him: "Everyone, hurry up and burn incense for Gu Yi. We will bury the coffin soon, don't miss the auspicious moment."
"..."
After everyone listened to Fang Mo's statement, they were obviously speechless.
But after all, it was someone else's funeral, so they couldn't say much, so they walked up one by one and burned paper, lit incense and so on according to the rules.
It was just when everyone was offering incense and worshiping.
Fang Mo took out two black men made of paper from nowhere, and then walked towards the brazier with the two paper black men.
"Just wait for me..."
When Nick Fury saw this, he immediately stopped him, then pointed to the paper man in his hand and asked: "What does this mean?"
The paper figures in Fang Mo's hands are very realistic, with very expressive facial features, and they even have braids. And the most amazing thing is... they even have things that normal men should have. Although they are from Zhihu, but
But they were extraordinarily lifelike. Fang Mo was holding these two handles to carry them.
"Oh, I'll burn two apricot slaves for Gu Yi."
Fang Mo gave a simple explanation, and then planned to stuff the paper man into the brazier.
"...What did you say?"
Not to mention Nick Fury, even the rest of the people present were a little unable to sit still, especially the mages on Kamtaj's side, almost all of whom looked confused.
"Uh, sorry for the slip of tongue."
When Fang Mo saw this, he immediately changed his words and said: "I meant to burn two Kunlun slaves for Gu Yi..."
"..."
When everyone saw this, they didn't know what to say.
However, after all this, Fang Mo was still not satisfied. He stretched out his hand and pulled out two more white men like magic: "Well, burn two more Jews..."
"Stop it."
Nick Fury finally couldn't help it when he saw this, and raised his forehead directly and said: "Did you know that this is a funeral? We need to respect the deceased. At this time, you can't play hell, okay? Burn a paper
You still have to burn black people and Jewish people..."
"Oh, you can just be satisfied."
Fang Mo stuffed the paper man into the brazier and said with a smile: "I have changed a lot now. In the past, during the triangular trade and World War II... we always burned the real thing."
Wait until the paper man in your hand is stuffed into the brazier.
Fang Mo reached behind his back and dug out again, but this time it was a bit outrageous, because he actually took out two packs of Kotex, and then while everyone was stunned, he threw them directly into the brazier.
Well, this thing has glue and plastic inside.
So soon, the brazier here began to spit out black smoke.
"..."
When everyone saw this scene, they were stunned.
But very quickly, the Supreme Mage Strange here reacted. When Fang Mo reached out cheerfully to take out something again, he immediately rushed over and grabbed the other person's wrist.
"Stop it!"
Strange couldn't help but yelled: "Do you know what you are doing!?"
"ah?"
Fang Mo was stunned for a moment when he saw this: "What's wrong? Is it the brand I burned? Sorry, I don't understand this either. My partner told me that this brand is good and very comfortable..."
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Strange said angrily: "Even if I am not an Oriental, I know that this kind of occasion should be very serious..."
"No, what are you in a hurry for?"
Hearing this, Fang Mo also smiled and waved his hand: "I don't have any objections to Gu Yi. Why are you so angry? I'm also afraid that if she goes down there, if she has her menstrual period or something, she won't be able to give you anything."
I told you in my dream that I needed this thing, and I meant well..."
Speaking of this, Fang Mo also looked at a corner happily.
When Gu Yi, who was in disguise in the corner, saw this, he immediately turned his head away as if he didn't recognize him, and at the same time, he also silently put on the mage's hood.
"I don't think you mean well."
Strange didn't know that Ancient One was still alive. He was really a little angry at the moment. He said directly to Fang Mo: "I think you just want to make fun of everyone. I don't allow you to worship the Ancient One anymore. You are far away from this."
Stay away from the brazier."
"Tch, be careful."
Fang Mo shrugged when he heard this, and then didn't argue with the other party.
He turned around and walked towards the corner next to him.
But soon, Fang Mo, who was leaning in the corner, became bored again, so he rolled his eyes and immediately thought of the most important thing, and he smiled evilly and took out his phone.
"Oops, why is my phone out of data?"
Fang Mo suddenly slapped his head, breaking the silence of the funeral again, and then he directly pulled over a very ordinary passerby mage next to him: "Brother, tell me, what is the password of your wifi here?
"
However, what people didn't expect is...
This mage seemed a little dissatisfied with Fang Mo.
He stared at Fang Mo for a long time, then looked directly into his eyes and said seriously: "Please respect the deceased!"
"Um……"
Fang Mo also pondered for a moment after hearing the words.
But before the mage here could breathe a sigh of relief, Fang Mo fiddled with the phone in his hand again, as if he was entering some password: "Is it the full spelling?"
"……you!"
The mage immediately became anxious when he heard this. After all, they all respected Master Gu Yi very much.
However, before the mage here could say anything, Strange suddenly stopped him, and then walked up to Fang Mo: "You really changed Kama Taj's previous wifi password, right?
"
"I installed your wifi in the first place. Is there anything that should be changed?"
Fang Mo asked rhetorically, spreading his hands.
"Don't you think the password hhhhgysl is inappropriate?"
Strange took a deep breath and asked.
"What's inappropriate about this?" Fang Mo directly spread his hands: "I have said that I am Gu Yi's best friend. Of course I know that she also hopes that she can be freed. As a best friend, I am naturally happy for her.
Oh, is there anything wrong with this?"
"Anyway, I have changed the password."
Strange said: "The wizards here all said they cannot accept this wifi password."
"Damn it, you actually changed it for me..."
Fang Mo's eyes twitched when he heard this, and then he suddenly asked as if he thought of something: "Can you change it to hhhhfmsl? I'm telling you, be careful, I'm impatient..."
"No."
Strange shook his head: "I changed it."
"Tsk...it's so tasteless."
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately showed a disgusted expression, but soon he waved his hand: "Hey, forget it, after all, I am your elder in the magic world, and I am too lazy to argue so much with a junior like you."
After saying this, Fang Mo stopped paying attention to Strange.
Instead, he walked directly towards the center of the field.
"Okay, now everyone has almost finished burning the paper." Fang Mo clapped his hands: "Now prepare to carry the coffin for burial. Naiya, Fury, Rhodes, Sam, it's your turn..."
"Haha, okay, no problem."
Nyarlathotep didn't have any airs of an outside god in front of Fang Mo. He walked over with a big smile, and at the same time he didn't forget to greet the others.
"……I knew it."
After Nick Fury saw this scene, he also sighed with a headache, but he still took the other two people over. There was no other way. Although the other party was a troublemaker, he was also his biggest financial backer.
Ah, if he wants to make trouble, I really have to accompany him.
Thinking of this, he also cooperated with the other people with a dark face and silently lifted Gu Yi's coffin.
But he had just lifted the heavy coffin.
Fang Mo over there started talking again.
"You see, the physical fitness of this black man is amazing, much better than that of white people."
Fang Mo spoke to the little demon with a proud look on his face: "Jesus was already dead after only receiving three nails, but look at my buddy Fury. He was shot several times back then and was in trouble. Now he can still help."