Chapter 531: As we all know, bald heads will cause mitosis
"You might not believe it if you tell me..."
After hearing Saitama's question, Fang Mo also shrugged: "But your house is about to explode."
"What?"
Saitama looked confused after hearing this.
"wrong!"
Unlike Saitama, Genos seemed to be vaguely aware of something, and suddenly stood up: "High-speed approach reaction detected... something is coming!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the ceiling exploded with a bang.
As the sky filled with smoke and dust exploded, a figure jumped directly from above.
This guy looks a bit like a humanoid mantis, with a carapace covering its body and two hands transformed into sharp mantis knives. As soon as he appeared on the scene, he let out a burst of piercing laughter: "Jie Jie Jie, my name is
yes……"
But the words are not finished yet.
A fist hit him directly.
The mantis monster didn't even have time to react before the fist struck him hard on the face.
An irresistible force came, and with a click, the exoskeleton on his face was directly pierced by the fist. Then this force forcibly tore his head off his neck, and the whole head was like a puddle of rot.
It flew towards the wall not far away like meat.
There was just a squeaking sound, and the thing stuck directly to the wall.
Two eyeballs burst out from inside, first hit the table next to them, then bounced a few times, and finally rolled to the floor and stopped.
"Good guy, the powerful man killed Kha'Zix alone."
When Fang Mo saw this scene, he couldn't help but complain next to him.
"My house!"
Saitama looked obviously a little miserable at this moment. He first looked at the big hole in the ceiling, and then at the sticky piece of rotten meat on the wall: "How should I fix this?"
"That's why you can't stand it any longer?"
Fang Mo first smiled when he heard this, then raised his finger and pointed outside the window: "I'd like to remind you that there are several weirdos outside waiting to demolish your home."
"What!?"
Saitama immediately became anxious when he heard this: "We can't tear it down any more. I can't live here anymore, okay?"
"Teacher, leave the enemies outside to me..." Genos said immediately upon seeing this, probably because he wanted to show off himself in front of the other party.
But the words were not finished yet.
Saitama's figure has disappeared.
When Genos walked to the window, he realized that Saitama had already rushed out, and there were two weirdos stuck upside down on the ground not far away. Since only the lower body was exposed, it was hard to tell what kind of weirdos they were, but
There is a high probability that it is hopeless.
"Damn guy, he actually demolished the ceiling of my house..."
At this moment, Saitama was still standing there, with sadness written all over his face, as if he was deeply resentful of these weirdos who destroyed his room.
"By the way, the apartment you live in is too shabby, isn't it?"
After hearing what Saitama said, Fang Mo also walked over slowly from a distance: "You are so strong, at least you should find a way to improve your quality of life. If I had your strength, I would f**king do it tomorrow
Live in the White House."
"I also want to improve my quality of life."
Saitama raised his head helplessly: "But there is no fixed job at the moment, and I don't have any money..."
"Then why don't you try pinching a diamond with your bare hands?" Fang Mo thought for a moment and said, "I remember there was a saying on the Internet that Brother Chun can pinch coal directly into diamonds or something with his grip, how about you try it too?
"
"That's all a joke."
However, Saitama didn't seem to take it seriously at all, and just said it casually.
After Fang Mo saw Saitama's attitude, he couldn't help but twitch at the corner of his eyes. He could only say that this guy is a real Buddhist. Characters like this only exist in anime copies.
"Forget it, I'll give you a new villa in the future."
Thinking of this, Fang Mo also sighed: "But I have to wait until I have time to find a gold shop, but I can't do it now. I don't have much cash in my hand."
"Why?"
Hearing what Fang Mo said, Saitama also looked at him curiously: "Are you very rich?"
"Do you know how much my pig tower produces?"
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately became happy. Before Saitama could speak, he started talking to himself: "Dozens of groups of gold particles can be produced in half an hour. If converted...about fifteen tons of gold per minute.
There was once a naive director who wanted to work for me, tried to spend all my money and put me in trouble."
When Fang Mo said this, he burst into laughter: "I'm laughing so hard, I can't spend all my money..."
"Oh, it sounds very powerful."
After hearing this, Saitama nodded with a little understanding. He obviously didn't understand anything like Pig Man Tower, but he always felt that what the other party said seemed to be the truth.
"and you……"
Saitama thought for a while and was about to say something.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, a black claw suddenly stretched out from the ground, grabbed his ankle directly, and then pulled down hard.
Hearing a boom, Saitama's entire body sank into the cement floor.
Only a bald head is left exposed.
"……ah?"
Saitama seemed a little confused as well, he was stuck in the cement and blinked blankly.
"teacher!"
Genos didn't know how perverted Saitama was. He was still a little nervous when he saw this scene. He immediately ran over to support him, but the next second suddenly the building next to him exploded, revealing a giant covered in metal armor.
Walked out.
"There are high-energy reactions."
The Iron Giant here said stiffly: "Are you also a mechanical body?"
"Step aside."
Genos frowned when he saw that the other party was blocking his way.
"The target is not you." The Iron Giant on the opposite side said first, and then suddenly launched an attack. His huge body rushed towards Genos like a heavy truck: "In the way! Get rid of you first!"
"The target is not me?"
Hearing what the other party said, Genos immediately reacted: "Could it be Saitama-sensei..."
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At this moment, another burst of laughter suddenly came from not far away.
Genos turned around and saw that a giant lion monster was walking towards this side. The opponent had a human body and the head of a lion. There were several thick chains wrapped around his body. He looked full of the aura of a strong man.
The few strange fish monsters just now are completely different.
"The doctor asked us to catch a bald guy who looks stupid."
The lion monster here walked over and said with a wild smile: "Although I haven't taken action yet, the earth dragon should have dragged that guy into the ground, right?"
"of course."
As he was talking here, something like a mole suddenly emerged from the ground.
The weird mole laughed twice sharply, then pointed behind him with a proud look on his face, and said without even looking: "After all, if you make a fuss, you might tear him apart.
The Doctor was going to be angry, so I trapped him underground so he could just sit and wait."
"Hahaha, well done Tulong!"
The lion monster looked very satisfied. He nodded, then took off the chains and walked forward: "Then let's bring him to the doctor like this... huh!?"
But we are only halfway there.
He suddenly froze on the spot as if he had seen a ghost.
"What's wrong?"
When the Mole Monster saw the Lion Monster suddenly froze there, he also asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Go and tie that guy up quickly."
"No, Tulong, please wait first..."
The strange lion here frowned tightly: "Why are there two bald heads on the ground?"
"……ah?"
The Mole Monster...or Tulong felt a little confused when he heard this. He just pulled a bald head and went down. How could this guy ask such a question?
Think of this.
Tulong also turned his head and glanced behind him.
And just by looking at it like this, Tulong was obviously stunned.
Not far behind him, there were actually two shiny bald heads on the concrete floor. The one on the left had dead fish eyes and was even yawning. He was obviously the guy who had just been pulled down by him.
As for the one on the right...
For some reason, Tulong felt like she was a woman.
"How is this going?"
To be honest, Tulong was confused at this moment. He scratched himself with his claws and nodded, and said a little puzzled: "Where did this guy on the right come from?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a mean voice suddenly sounded next to him.
"Of course it grows from the ground."
The Lion Monster and the Mole Monster heard this and looked over, only to find Fang Mo leaning on a railing, talking happily as if he was watching a play.
"and who are you?"
The strange lion frowned when he saw this: "Did you do this?"
"Hey, how can you say this is a trick?" Fang Mo waved his hand directly when he saw this: "The earth is the mother of all things. There has been a saying in my hometown since ancient times, you will reap melons if you sow melons, and you will reap if you sow beans.
Dou... Then you just planted a bald head, and now another bald head has grown, isn't it normal?"
"……ha?"
After hearing what Fang Mo said, the two weirdos seemed to be stunned.
They always feel an inexplicable sense of violation, but for some reason they don't know where to complain. After all, these guys are all animal-modified people, and their IQs are not very high.
And at the end.
The lion monster didn't bother to think anymore and roared angrily: "You bastard, you must be playing tricks on us, right?"
"I'm not kidding you, I'm telling the truth."
Fang Mo said solemnly: "You just planted the most awesome hero in the world. Now this bald man has blossomed and grown another most awesome hero in the world. What's wrong with this?"
"What an interesting theory."
Before the lion monster could react, Saitama, who was buried in the ground, couldn't help but say something. He turned to say hello to the bald man next to him: "Um, hello, my name is Saitama.
, is a hero motivated by interest.”
"Hello, Saitama."
The bald man on the other side also nodded politely: "You can call me Ancient One. I am the former supreme mage of Kama Taj."
Yes, it is the Ancient One who is buried in the ground.
It is obviously false that mitosis occurs when a bald head is buried in the ground. Only these weirdos will believe it. The truth is that Fang Mo pulled Gu Yi out of the sword while no one was paying attention and stuffed it into the ground.
Of course, in fact, even Gu Yi himself is very confused now.
After all, she had been inside the sword before and didn't have much awareness of the outside world. But the next second she was suddenly thrust into the ground, and there were several monsters roaring and screaming beside her, so she didn't say anything.
, but silently observed the surrounding environment, and did not speak until Saitama greeted her.
"Hey, don't be angry."
Fang Mo had a wicked look on his face at the moment. He didn't care at all even if the weird lion got into a rage: "Actually, I'll tell you a secret, I am the patron saint of this land."
"……ha?"
The lion weirdo raised his eyebrows when he heard this, obviously not believing it.
"If anything falls into the soil, I feel it."
Fang Mo smiled, then raised his hand and pointed at the two shiny bald heads on the ground: "Then the question is, are you losing the male bald head who is good at physical attacks, or the female bald head who is good at magic attacks?"
"Heh...hehe...hehehe..."
However, after hearing what Fang Mo said, the strange lion here suddenly lowered his head and laughed.
"Well, it seems you don't know how to speak well."
The lion monster probably felt that Fang Mo had been playing tricks on him, and now he was really angry. All the veins on his forehead popped out, and the nails on his hands suddenly stretched a lot, like daggers: "
In this case, let you experience the power of this beast king first!"
"Lion Slash!"
The strange lion roared wildly, and then he waved his hand and grabbed the air in front of him.
However, facing the murderous attack from the lion monster, Fang Mo didn't even move. He just suddenly turned his head and shouted to Saitama: "Hey, Saitama."
"What are you doing?"
Saitama yawned lazily: "The soil here is quite inexplicably comfortable, I almost fell asleep..."
"This is your home."
Fang Mo smiled and pointed in the direction behind him.
At this time, the lion monster had already waved his claws, and several gusts of wind like air blades were thrown out from his nails and flew directly towards Fang Mo.
"!!!"
Seeing this, Saitama's eyes suddenly widened.
The next second, there was only a boom, and Saitama immediately lifted up the entire land, and rushed towards the lion monster in front of him like lightning: "Continuous normal punches!"
There aren't any fancy moves.
Everyone just vaguely felt Saitama's hand blurred for a moment.
In the next moment, countless popping sounds came from the Lion King's body, and his burly and strong body exploded into a puddle of fleshy foam, exploding all over the sky.
And just when Saitama was attacking the lion monster, Furuichi also broke out of the ground.
"so……"
Gu Yi first calmly patted the dirt on his body, then raised his head and looked at Fang Mo next to him: "Aren't you going to explain the current situation?"