Chapter 554 Obviously, their physical fitness test is even more outrageous
Just listen to a 'bang' sound.
The statue in front of Fang Mo was blown to pieces.
After all, this thing was genuine, and the evil god's anger erupted directly, almost knocking Fang Mo off the table.
"Fuck me!"
Fang Mo was so shocked that he immediately cursed.
But when he turned around, he found that others were more seriously affected.
The room full of candidates, including the invigilator, was now contaminated by the old divinity and became insane.
I saw a naked strong man lying on the ground, laughing and struggling and bouncing, like a clown fish out of water. As for the others, their faces were also full of madness, and they were mumbling some unknown meanings.
With blasphemous whispers, the entire examination room instantly became chaotic like a horde of demons dancing around.
On the other side, Saitama, who was immersed in the exam, was also attracted by the movement at this moment, and subconsciously looked up.
As a result, when he saw it like this, he was immediately stunned.
"This...Nani?"
Qiyu looked at the scene in front of him in confusion, but he soon realized it and turned to look at Fang Mo who was not far away: "Hey, Fang Mo, could this be caused by you?
Bar?"
"It's not me, don't talk nonsense."
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately started to blame him: "This must be Miha... This must be the evil god Cthulhu. If you have a chance to see him, remember to punch him."
"So is this a weirdo invasion?"
When Genos heard what Fang Mo said, he stood up from his seat and looked around cautiously: "You dare to attack the branch of the Heroes Association. You are so bold. I will erase him today..."
"No, Genos, please don't listen to his nonsense yet."
Surprisingly, Qi Yu understood clearly. He first reminded his apprentice, and then turned to look at Fang Mo: "You are talking about Cthulhu... but you obviously brought that statue in, right?"
, and then it exploded now, isn’t this your fault?”
"Damn it, brother, I'm going to die unjustly, okay?"
When Fang Mo heard this, he suddenly had a sad face: "Do you know how uncomfortable I am now? I am really a victim too!"
"this……"
Seeing Fang Mo's attitude full of grief and anger, Qiyu seemed a little confused: "You really didn't do it?"
"I told you it was the big fat octopus who did this."
Fang Mo immediately spread his hands and said, "I'm super angry now, okay? I'm so fucking stupid... If I hadn't found him temporarily, I would have definitely chopped off his head."
Yes, Fang Mo is indeed feeling a little unhappy now.
After all, this Mr. Ke is indeed a bit disrespectful, or he is too angry when he wakes up.
Fang Mo just wanted to get more permission to download the module, but in the end, this guy kicked him out directly, and most importantly, he blew up his statue.
You know, this statue is really troublesome to make.
Even Steve only has a statue of Cthulhu in his hands, and this statue was made by the Shoggoth in the MC. He had never made it himself.
After all...this thing seems to have no other purpose besides charging.
But the problem is that Cthulhu actually blew up the statue, which means that Fang Mo will not be able to find him again for a long time.
In fact, there are still many statues in MC's Omuso dimension, but Steve does not have flying props yet, and Fang Mo is too lazy to explore there... After all, he has already cleared the Abyss Kingdom, and he will study it again.
These are of no use, right?
"Damn, the more I think about it, the angrier I get..."
Thinking of this, Fang Mo couldn't control his anger: "Fuck, I will definitely make this into takoyaki next time..."
"Takoyaki? Where is the takoyaki?"
Fang Mo was talking here, but Dr. Kinos next to him also walked over curiously: "So is that weird guy named Cthulhu a big octopus?"
"Strictly speaking, he is the god and godfather of the octopuses..."
Fang Mo explained casually, and then added: "But if you insist on thinking so, that's fine."
"How do you know he is a big octopus?" After Saitama heard this, he was a little curious and asked: "Do you know him?"
"Never actually met."
Fang Mo shook his head: "But I saw it in my dream."
"Have you met in your dream?" When Saitama heard this, he suddenly thought of the underground king he encountered, and reminded him a little helplessly: "I advise you not to take the things in your dream too seriously...otherwise it will
Disappointed."
"The dream I'm talking about isn't... forget it."
Fang Mo opened his mouth, but in the end he was too lazy to continue talking about this topic, so he simply changed the subject: "Speaking of which, our examination room is already like this. The examination should have been terminated under the current situation, right?"
"well?"
Saitama seemed a little stunned after hearing this: "Do you mean..."
"That's right, teacher."
Hearing this, Genos nodded slowly: "Even the invigilators are crazy now, and our results will most likely be invalidated."
"Wha...what!?"
Saitama was shocked when he heard this: "I just had a hard time having an idea. How can the test results be invalidated just like that!?"
And just when Saitama opened his mouth to speak.
Suddenly there was a series of rapid footsteps outside the examination room.
Then the door opened, and a man wearing a snakeskin suit ran in from the outside.
"Hey, is everyone okay?"
As soon as the man in the suit opened the door, he shouted anxiously. However, when he saw Fang Mo and the others present, he was suddenly stunned: "What...what? Where is the weirdo?"
"Are you...the hero of the association?"
Genos turned his head and glanced at the man in the suit. He probably searched his database, and quickly responded: "A-level hero, Snake of the Snake Fist."
"Yes, it's me."
The man in the snakeskin suit... or Snake nodded, and then observed the surroundings vigilantly: "You should be the candidates for this hero assessment, right? How are the other candidates, and the weirdo who destroyed the examination room?
Woolen cloth?"
"he……"
"Oh, that's right."
Before anyone else could speak, Fang Mo took the initiative to explain: "The weirdo who attacked the examination room...is actually called Cthulhu. His body is not here. He just used a long-range attack technique.
The statue I used to worship God blew up, which also scared other candidates crazy."
"Then why are you okay?"
Snake looked at the people in front of him with some confusion: "Also...why do you still need to worship God in the written test?"
"Because I believe in metaphysics."
Fang Mo spread his hands: "Everything depends on people, and everything depends on God. I have had faith since I was a child. So the Hero Exam is such an important thing to me. It's not too much for me to worship a god, right?"
"this……"
Snake seemed to be stunned for a moment when he heard this.
But before he could speak, a voice suddenly came from the wireless earphone in his left ear.
"Huh? What?" Snake seemed a little surprised after hearing the content in the earphones, but he nodded quickly: "Okay... I understand."
Wait until the call is completed.
Snake also looked at the people in front of him a little complicatedly.
"Logically speaking, it is not allowed for the statue you use to worship a god to explode."
I saw Snake sighing helplessly: "But considering this matter is that weirdo's fault, so I won't pursue it. The time is almost up. You go and hand in your papers quickly. I have to treat other candidates.
.”
"What?"
Saitama seemed a little surprised when he heard this: "Then...that means our written test results will not be invalidated?"
"The written test results are still valid."
Snake waved his hand with a headache: "Okay, after handing in the paper, let's take the physical fitness test."
"Phew, that's great."
Saitama also breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, and then waved to everyone happily: "Genos, Fang Mo, Doctor, Ancient One, let's take the physical test."
"Oh well."
Fang Mo nodded, and then walked out with Qiyu.
After leaving the examination room, several people also came to a long corridor, walked around for a while, and soon entered a spacious space similar to an indoor stadium.
Fang Mo looked around.
I found that there are indeed a lot of testing instruments here.
However, although there are many instruments, the actual assessment content is surprisingly simple.
There is no competition with association heroes. It just tests the physical fitness of the examinees, such as speed, strength, endurance and other related values.
Since the Heroes Association has very abundant financial resources, the examination room used to test physical fitness is quite spacious.
There is no need for many people to line up.
Just walk over and start the physical fitness test.
First of all, the first event is a 1,500-meter sprint. This is obviously an event used to test speed. It is a long runway, and then there are testers waiting at the end with a stopwatch.
At the starting point of the runway, several people stood here with relaxed expressions.
"ready, go!"
Soon, the staff shouted.
And then in the next second, the people who were referred to it began to walk through the night, each showing their magical powers.
The first person to bear the brunt was Saitama here. This guy is the ceiling of combat power in the one-punch world. At this moment, he stepped on the ground and rushed out with a bang.
In the blink of an eye, the tester at the finish line already stepped on the finish line.
After that, Genos also launched flame propulsion, and saw fire starting to spit out from behind him, and the whole person rushed towards the finish line like a missile head.
"So... so fast!"
It wasn't until this moment that the tester exclaimed belatedly.
But before he could think any more, an orange-red portal suddenly appeared at the end.
Then, under the shocked looks of several staff members, Gu Yi gracefully walked out of it. The whole process didn't even take a second.
Even on the other side of this portal.
The staff can also see the scenery at the other end of the starting line.
"this……"
To be honest, these staff members are all numb. They don’t know how to judge what is happening now. The time used by the other party is indeed very short, but... this is not running at all, okay?
But not before the referees figured out how to make the decision.
But without any warning, a voice sounded at the finish line.
"You two are so slow."
The staff member subconsciously turned his head and found that there was an extra coffee table behind him. Fang Mo was scalding the tea set with boiling water with a leisurely look on his face: "I've finished blowing my hair now, come on,
Let’s take advantage of the break to have a drink, there will be another test later.”
"Hey, isn't it time for tea now?"
Seeing this, Saitama also complained: "You should wait until the exam is over before drinking."
"You're not in the mood to drink anymore after taking the exam."
As Fang Mo spoke, he took out a pack of MC tea leaves and stuffed it into the pot, and then started pouring hot water into it: "What's more, there are still people who haven't finished running... This little time is enough for us to drink a pot of tea."
"Is there anyone who hasn't finished yet?"
After hearing this, Saitama turned around and glanced, and happened to see Genos crossing the finish line: "Nonsense, hasn't Genos already finished the race?"
"It's not Genos, it's Genos."
When Gu Yi heard this, he kindly reminded Saitama.
"Um?"
After hearing this, Saitama looked up and found that Genos was gritting his teeth and running forward. However, his physical fitness was really poor. He had just run more than 100 meters and he seemed to be unable to run anymore.
"Sorry, please bring me a cup of tea."
Seeing this scene, Saitama turned around helplessly and said something.
"Look, let me tell you." Fang Mo smiled, picked up the teapot, and poured tea for Saitama while saying, "The doctor's one thousand and fifteen dollars is enough for me to shoot ten rounds."
"...You didn't cum in the cup, did you?"
Ancient One asked.
"Pfft!" The tea that Saitama had just put into his mouth sprayed all over the floor.
"If you continue to bully me, I will take off your skull and use it as a tea bowl." Fang Mo's face turned dark when he heard this, saying that Gu Yi has obviously lost a lot of skin recently.
So this is because the world has changed.
Or does one's own power really affect other people's consciousness?
"Although I don't quite understand what you are talking about..." Genos, who had just walked over, seemed a little confused, but soon he politely knelt down and sat down: "But Mr. Fang Mo, please give me a cup of tea.
"
Anyway, under Fang Mo's control, a few people drank tea here leisurely.
But the staff who had witnessed the entire testing process could not remain calm. At this moment, they all looked at the four people on the tea table in shock, feeling like their eyes were about to pop out.
You want to say Saitama is fast?
At least he really ran here on his feet.
As for that strange bald head, although she uses some kind of ability... But at least everyone can understand the principle. It should be a portal or something like that.
But except for Fang Mo, none of the staff present could see clearly how he appeared. Even after calling the surveillance camera, they couldn't see clearly. It felt as if he appeared there in an instant.