"Brother Dongwen, I seem to have made Emilia angry."

The next morning, Subaru Natsuki, who was doing morning exercises in the courtyard, was a little distracted: "She doesn't want to pay attention to me now. The date she had agreed to go to the village for on a date is probably gone, right?"

"So what did you do?"

Fang Mo asked knowingly: "Canceled her Xiaohongshu account? Or did she discover the identity of Sun Xiaochuan's senior leader?"

"Oh...Brother Dongwen, please stop making fun of me!"

Natsuki Subaru looked dejected, feeling helpless to complain: "As a senior, you should know a lot of ways to capture girls, right? Can you help me? I can't live without Emilia.

Went down."

"Then let's create a world with Emilia."

Fang Mo raised his hand and pointed at Natsuki Subaru: "Next, I'm going to tell a story about divine power that makes it hard to hide tears... evil magic and blasphemy of desire."

"...my evil magic can counteract the same evil magic!"

Natsuki Subaru was suddenly filled with dead souls. He didn't even bother to dodge the wind blades around him. While activating the tough-talking protection, he hurriedly raised his hand and shouted: "Evil magic·desire blasphemy!"

Invisible spiritual pollution collided fiercely in the air.

Then it quickly disappeared without a trace.

"hateful!"

When Fang Mo saw this, he shouted out the lines very cooperatively: "What's wrong with the world of illusion! The reality is too cruel, it will only make this hole bigger and bigger..."

"Brother Dongwen, please stop making trouble, okay?"

After neutralizing the evil spell, Natsuki Subaru once again began to dodge the surrounding wind blades, and at the same time sighed helplessly: "...I am very serious."

"I know, but the problem is that you are too impatient, right?"

After hearing Natsuki Subaru's statement, Fang Mo couldn't help but complain: "By the way, Xiao Cai, are you still a virgin? Have you ever been married?"

"I……"

Natsuki Subaru's face suddenly turned red: "Don't suddenly ask such a thing! What's wrong with a man protecting his virginity?"

"You're crazy."

However, after hearing this, Fang Mo turned on the mocking mode without any concealment: "This game requires adults to register with their ID cards to play, which means the player must be over 18 years old, but we Xing only agree to 14...

You shouldn't have been holding back for four years for a crappy game, right?"

"I……"

Natsuki Subaru opened his mouth and was speechless.

"Laughing to death." Fang Mo continued to laugh: "No wonder you are so impatient. Now we have solved the case. It turns out that it is because of overactive hormones."

"This is youth! Youth!"

When Natsuki Subaru heard this, he couldn't help but retort: ​​"Brother Dongwen also came from my age, don't you understand?"

"Yeah, yeah, I understand, I understand this very well."

Fang Mo suppressed a smile and nodded, "Youth is just rampant desire."

"I really..."

When Natsuki Subaru heard this, he helplessly held his forehead: "If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have told you. You are just a bastard big brother who only knows how to make fun of people's pain points."

"Hey, you can't say that at all."

Fang Mo smiled when he heard this, and then simply lifted the wind barrier, walked over and patted the other party on the shoulder and said: "As the big brother, I still hope that you can avoid some detours. In this case... why not lead me

Are you going to have sex once?"

"……ah?"

Natsuki Subaru was immediately stunned.

"The so-called man should always release himself and never let the sperm get into his head, otherwise he will become a woman's plaything!"

Fang Mo said righteously: "You are my good brother. Of course I can't just watch you become a licker in the zoo. That will not only make you feel uncomfortable, but even me, a brother, will be embarrassed by it.

So I might as well find a way to help you get rid of your virginity..."

"Wait, what the heck is a licker at the zoo?"

Natsuki Subaru raised his forehead.

"Boiling sheep, black tiger, Tom cat, green...ahem, double-sided turtle."

Fang Mo spread his hands: "Let's just say, although Gotham is indeed a good place, we still have to have some ideals. Even if we want to be Batman without a father and a mother, we don't want to be the Joker..."

"Oh Brother Dongwen, where are you thinking?"

Natsuki Subaru finally understood, and quickly shook his head and said: "Emilia is not that kind of person, she is my light... Do you understand what I say?"

"don't know."

Fang Mo shook his head very firmly.

"you……"

Natsuki Subaru frowned, then he pondered for a moment and said: "Let me put it this way, if you are a poor boy who is not only weak, but also often looked down upon by others, then there is a goddess who will not despise you.

I am willing to lend a helping hand to you, so how will you treat her when you become rich?"

"I want to make her my soul ring!"

Fang Mo said in a deep voice.

"???"

When Natsuki Subaru heard this, he was immediately stunned.

But just when he was about to say something more, suddenly there was a noise outside the courtyard, and then a carriage slowly drove in.

"Um?"

Since no one usually comes to the Roswaal residence, the sudden appearance of a carriage is quite eye-catching. Natsuki Subaru also looked over there curiously at this moment, and found a strong and energetic old butler coming out of the car.

Walked down.

Although the other party was wearing the clothes of a butler, his aura was astonishing and his waist was straight. It was obvious that he was not an ordinary person.

Of course.

The response from the mansion was pretty quick.

Before Natsuki Subaru could walk over, Ram walked out of the gate to greet him. The two exchanged a few words, and then another person walked out of the carriage, looking like a man with a pair of cat ears.

The brown-haired girl followed Ram and walked into the mansion.

"Is this a visitor?"

Seeing this scene, Natsuki Subaru also subconsciously said: "It's really rare. I thought no one came to this place at all."

"There must be something going on."

Fang Mo said deliberately: "Now is the period of the King's Selection, and this is the Meizasi Territory, which is located on the border of the King. If you can visit us at this time, the other party is most likely here for the King's Selection."

"The King's Choice?"

Natsuki Subaru was stunned when he heard this: "Isn't that why you came here for Emilia?"

"Right."

Fang Mo shrugged.

"No, then I have to go take a look." Realizing that it was related to his goddess, Natsuki Subaru was obviously a little unable to sit still: "Brother Dongwen, will you come with me too?"

"I don't care."

Fang Mo also nodded when he heard this: "But isn't Emilia still angry with you?"

"this……"

Natsuki Subaru froze in place as soon as he heard this.

"So I don't understand, how did you offend her?" Fang Mo asked curiously: "I went to the forest to find Beatrice's kung fu, and helped you pick up Black Tai Sui, but you...

Are you stepping into someone else's minefield? You shouldn't have told some hellish joke about orphans, right?"

"Only you can do this kind of thing, okay!?"

Natsuki Subaru yelled, and then his aura suddenly softened: "She...she just saw me pinching Rem's face..."

"Are you sure you didn't pinch it somewhere else?"

Fang Mo touched his chin.

"Why do you always get the topic twisted?" Subaru Natsuki said with a helpless face: "No matter what, it's not something I can do, right?"

"Oh, that should be fine."

Fang Mo waved his hands when he heard this and said: "I guess I'm just a little depressed. Elves and half-elves seem to value promises more. You stated that you wanted to pursue her before, and now you're doing this... maybe it has something to do with this.

Then just perform well and be done with it.”
To be continued...